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mulder’s deep throat contact @purplelighter Vancouver, British Columbia

lizz 🦷 • 21 • she/her • zine machine • ig: ekerschbaumer, kerschbaumerzines

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Joined Twitter 3/5/18


i’m tired and pissed offSPEAK ON IT https://t.co/cbGwin8CiP
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactWe pleaded for them not to go but he always did things his way.  Dad, you lived a wonderful like and I know you had… https://t.co/DdnTzFIPzB
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactu ever look at ur own butt and ur like yeah :)suck a man’s dick and he cums for a day. remove a man’s rib and he cums for a lifetime.
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contacttv and movies are the only thing we export that actually makes us a profit. why not invest in the country so everyo… https://t.co/hzf4W13zD8i’ve said it before but the fact that canada hasn’t invested in a proper couple month’s worth of actual honest to g… https://t.co/lWefIn8bbDbaking is so fun when i channel reneh’s loving energythe thing that really kills me about canada is we could all be living beautifully. we have so many resources and so… https://t.co/TtVfzJuvyoi was painting with no pants on cause i forgot i took the curtains down so to everyone on 1st ave: you’re welcomewhenever my bf posts a video to his story he has me caption it for him first 💘💘Saxon Hosiery Weaver at a Handloom, 1928–48 https://t.co/HmAby0OkIf https://t.co/zTveCWBf52
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactremember shopping for makeup and swatching every colour 😭Meghan Markle won't see the all of the nasty shit you write about her but your friends who have experienced miscarr… https://t.co/hrRd1YycQZ
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactwe’re making cookies for bf’s mom and gma today ✨ autumn magic timei want to try on clothes!!!!!!!!!i miss shopping!!!!!!!HOW CAN I BE NOSTALGIC IF I CANT FUCKING RENEMBER ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @melatonn i need you in my cabinet tho 😭😭 you made such a good point, money talk being framed as conservative is so… https://t.co/h0mylnD7KLmight as well make the paypal resolution centre my homepage at this point @melatonn honestly !!!!! yes !!!!! and it’s so transparent how they’d rather have foreign buyers own empty houses t… https://t.co/y0KlDXRlZF @melatonn god ur so right tho! our quality of life should be so much better we put so much money in the system it’s so sustbh we need to audit the fuck out of canada. what other funding has been stolen? do we not check where the money goes?This just broke my heart. The potential in this girl....yes, COVID-19 can kill young people. Rest in Peace… https://t.co/ozN6W8uqd1
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Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contacteleven million dollars from family relief funding 😬😬😬😬 makes me wonder whether this happens all the timelove when people like the madans who make $150k each per year steal covid relief money from families meanwhile my b… https://t.co/0Lech1KF84All the transmission risk of indoor dining, but hey at least it also blocks the sidewalk! https://t.co/13QW2PfZ1x
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @lilmouthcubes omg my brother has been searching for one of these for years. they’re so amazinghttps://t.co/QozCL5uNAChttps://t.co/6AHI0m5Z5Ghttps://t.co/dkU4bCMSXCyoung bob odenkirk fancam @lilmouthcubes so much historyto only have the breaking bad perspective on bob odenkirk is so funny to methere are people who don’t know tobias fünke and better call saul were at one time the most powerful duo in sketch comedyhttps://t.co/3SksOPHHBpdon’t wanna end this year on bad terms with anyone so if you have beef with me, die
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @hayesdavenport your recent blog post. woah. love you.Initiation Into Liberty, 1954 #surrealism #victorbrauner https://t.co/IkjQL9mVlx
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contacta mess! a mess! but whatever we’re all just trying to see some tittiesi love healthy discourse but it’s so hard to achievewe’re here we’re queer we’re aware that infighting between wlw communities is both demanded and encouraged by cishe… https://t.co/5PZo5lSn42landlords are assholes dude why did they let him live like thislast week when they turned on the heat the air was so dirty and horrible i was sneezing like a monster and i’m so happy how clean it feelsthe walls were in terrible shape and somebody put latex over oil before us but it doesn’t matter. it’s so much better nowi have always been so spoiled by the fact that my dad is such a skilled painter. our walls have always been immacul… https://t.co/LgehzDo5Q0i painted curtis’s room yesterday and i’m so proud of myself lmfao. i sold the paint for two years i never put it o… https://t.co/WR0Cqw0tsVleave lesbians alone stupidbe cool to my sisters dude what the fucku ever see something so wildly lesbophobic u have to end a friendship. me last night lmfaoidk who’s seen i think you should leave but my boyfriend won second place guessing what the first episode of ruben… https://t.co/db2XYpC4mOmen: *being mosogyny* me: >:(so many men were home sick the day we learned can still joke about sex without being misogynyi figured it out. what makes me upset isn’t jokes about sex but jokes about getting women to do sex stuff @scorpiohag the dream
11/25
2020
wow i’m doing badbitches call me baddington because im so nasty
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactjuuling is sooo cool
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactim going to kill your sourdough starter
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11/24
2020
Cops kill, policing kills, criminalization kills, incarceration kills. It's time to #defundthepolice completely. https://t.co/d9SJ6D2KFo
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @FAEBLOOD111 @vangoghaway_ @nicegirlmegoh to be a 50s house wife w curlers in my hair high on tranquilizers all day with an immaculately clean pastel pink kitchen
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactFuck.
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactI wake up every morning and choose violence
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contacti ate alvin and the chipfucks or whatever
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactfracking is actually good
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contacti have problems disorder. aka i like to start problems and disorder
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @hugebitch505 ahh i’m so glad ! you’re so good to him :))Elton https://t.co/mBLaTy8cS1
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @hugebitch505 is the baby okeating donuts in bed one hundred emojii caused the rift. “In emails and motions, Hicks and Assistant Public Defender Beth Bourdon highlighted multiple… https://t.co/YF0ppAtswH
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactgoing to be a long 4 years https://t.co/qMVStE7wKQ
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactmy boyfriend just fucked me so good i’m gonna build a shrineYour child doesn’t deserve a better education than someone else’s child.
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11/23
2020
@aquariuslesbianwe’re getting stoned instead of working and somehow getting a c+ anyway https://t.co/PfdXMkpRsXi love that i can debate my boyfriend about the best mcr album and it’s like a thorough conversation. truly the boy for meTheory... female comedians whine less about criticism because from day one, we’re told we’re not funny because of o… https://t.co/JTH3m2D95C
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @ihatejoelkim u were right to say itthe first year i get my shit together, make the team and now this https://t.co/1VDPmUJJXT
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactMy friend Kaylin wrote this abt one month before she died, 4 years ago today. I loved her. She shld not have had to… https://t.co/br7UsJHVlw
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact“we don’t know where people are getting the coronavirus” it’s work. it’s at work. because they have to work during… https://t.co/lfWbv0a1TG
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactit’s!!!! so!!!!! bad!!!!!! https://t.co/x3mOQ1KLiChave any of u ever had a big post? we found my half a million note tumblr post last night and it’s bad https://t.co/Ib0jwdls8vto the tune of Big Pizza Pie song* When the clown always cries/ And the Doctor prescribes/ Pagliacci
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @partykorse me @_edenamber hahaha omg we worked backwards! @_edenamber yeah, they froze out his drops apparently. it’s always weird when someone adjacent to public figuredom is a creep @_edenamber :D https://t.co/XN6aLyaSHGCovfefe was Matthew mcconaughey in the tesseract trying to tweet Covid thru Trumps hand
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactI will fill out the current likes and RTs by hand when I sign each one https://t.co/m9y056MCWC
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contactThe US has surpassed 12 million coronavirus cases -- an increase of more than 1 million cases in less than a week https://t.co/VFVdYW7SJB
Retweeted by mulder’s deep throat contact @_edenamber i just read about it in the fb apparently he was harassing another fan and she talked about it openly a… https://t.co/gjH2fqJpC8 @_edenamber you’re more than welcome to join the discord too !! :)) @_edenamber I LOVE THAT @_edenamber god my hearttt this is all i’ve ever wanted
11/22
2020
@Cals_Calzones we call those rockets !! our smarties are candy coated chocolate like m&ms :D u gotta have both options !! @Cals_Calzones these bad boys ?? https://t.co/PDi59MhTLW
11/21
2020

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