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Pie V @PV4444 North America

Let me put u up 2 speed 2 the latest events in my life: nothing is happening in my life. U r now up 2 speed 2 the latest events in my life.

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Joined Twitter 9/29/19


@university_fox "Unconventional wits" or "unconventional tits"?
1/15
2020
@emahlee13 I once tried all those things ...surveys too...its all bs... @Grimezsz Stop with the mcdonalds at night..
1/10
2020
U r here either bcuz of gravity or...bcuz this planet really sucks... @s8n Hell, why not!
1/8
2020
Anyone else thinks the upside down Apple logo looks like an ongoing poop? https://t.co/KvtUPIq0mL @s8n Does that sort of mean that u & God had sex and that we r ur kids?
1/6
2019
@sharonstone @bumble My girlfriend had to breakup with me for medical reasons. The doctor told her she was allergic to nuts...
12/30
2019
@billmaher I love u, man, I really do, and I would never wrong u but, pls, pls, pls - don't take pics without the dentures...
12/29
2019
@WalkingDead_AMC Ok. Not sure but gave you a like for cool post...
12/28
2019
@AbiNormal1974 @s8n And I'll kick your @$$. -General Patton @AbiNormal1974 @s8n I don't give a $hit, I will burn your @$$ Mr Einstein. -Adolf Hitler @AbiNormal1974 @s8n If you want to make something sound important, just put a famous name at the end of your statement. -Albert Einstein
12/22
2019
Is it possible to wait 10 years or so before impeaching Trump? I am about 40 scandals behind. Say what you want… https://t.co/WdoCt3FR6O
12/20
2019
https://t.co/G4vIBRy1EYIn the spirit of Xmas, take an axe and beat a tree to death...https://t.co/shwiOP2uR0
12/19
2019
BREAKING NEWS: President Trump will not be able to visit the Space Force bcuz of his space-spurs.
12/17
2019
@holyamigo @CoraElizabeth08 @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump @RepDLesko Should...yes. But...they wont. Otherwise more trouble... @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump @RepDLesko Jeff...u gotta be kiddin...right? Theres no way hes gettin over it! @LetsBlameChina No. No. You are wrong now. US is stupid. Stupid-intelligent. Finding answers is intelligence.… https://t.co/M8dOlckwz1 @realDonaldTrump China exists for almost 10,000 years. They laugh at US 240 years & my Canadian 152 years. They'v… https://t.co/xNujbq8T9t @realDonaldTrump Guys, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: I am not Chinese but, I love China, I speak & write some of it. M… https://t.co/6pQ0Vtghhh @WilliamShatner Bill, Bill & Bill. Letter "I" is missing from word "ASIAN". U spelled it "ASAN". Is that another… https://t.co/MM9SOBUUKX
12/13
2019
@RonFunches ???? Dafuk? U like all wet? U took 'rooms & think u invented the wheel? Every1 in last 1000000 disa… https://t.co/OQJPuxseU7 @s8n If u want to discuss...get in line...
12/12
2019
@VP @realDonaldTrump The Aliens will pay for the space force...Mr Kim Jong-un called Mr Trump a "Dotard". "Dotard" is an alright name for the President but, there is a better na… https://t.co/iP95MF1V5I @s8n Wow! That's already better than me. Can u sign me up? @DrJillStein @LetsBlameChina I think they also lied about non-fattening butter...
12/11
2019
@realDonaldTrump Lets just hope that the new President in 2020 will pass a gun control law. @s8n Your Assness, I don't mind selling my soul & sacrificing a virgin once in a while - even listen to some Harry… https://t.co/noSZYD9OQ7 @joerogan Joe-Bro, I love u, love ur show but PLEASE, u have to invite Eddie again. I have looked @ flat Earth pod… https://t.co/fcARJehfC1 @TheSlyStallone Was never a fan of most of ur movies - parodies-like of life. But, saw you in interviews, ALWAYS d… https://t.co/4kyJ9AE0Khhttps://t.co/CaSLy31mwL
12/10
2019
@s8n Not sure why a padlock thru hands & feet will make someone stop asking a question... Sorry Your Respected Ete… https://t.co/yPkSaW51Hf @WilliamShatner Bill, new banner with distorted ring is absolutely gorgeous! @s8n Stan, I'm really on the fence with that one. I think it's funny but, @ same time, not sure u should've done i… https://t.co/g1HOy27Ptt @s8n Take ur coal & shove it where the Sun don't shine. Like ur asshole or between your toes - I dunno - armpits r… https://t.co/kRyguT1ZW7 @TheSlyStallone No connection whatsoever but... Saw u on Kimmel... What a nice man you are! You are on top of Hol… https://t.co/QIrH31urKb @guardian ‘We must have made love 22,000 times’ Is that like, per week, month? I hope it's not daily because body… https://t.co/SWbSGLT12JVideo killed the radio star but, internet saved the paper tree. @joerogan No connection but, just wanted to tell you Joe, I really really love your podcasts! Not enough place to… https://t.co/8YKHe0t8Bx @ChinaDaily I liked the Birdbox movie challenge where people banged into little things like cars, walls, trees... @CkPetrillo @okkie48 @realDonaldTrump U mean like this? https://t.co/pbHaMay6PH @realDonaldTrump Your Grace, I just wanted to mention that "so" is spelled with 2 letters only.
12/6
2019
@BrentSpiner Spiner, I fucken hate u... Don't know why but, I came (again) across "Blues Skies", sung by a fella n… https://t.co/Nv1gldSqHL @s8n Only person able to do prostate exams with thumb.
12/5
2019
@JeffreyGuterman @realDonaldTrump That nose. You are mean. To pigs.
12/4
2019
@hotpotato01 Why is Superman dressed in black? And for that matter - why does he have an umbrella? It's not raining...
12/3
2019
Upon having my electricity cut by the Hydro company, I learned an important fact of life: electricity bills are not suggestions...
11/29
2019
@learn_may Actually, I get motion sickness anxiety or something acute like that. But, I love China, love learning… https://t.co/Y2cfaYh4pL @realDonaldTrump Just need someone to confirm, the fat thing with hanging chin and strange plumage...that was the bird...? Right????
11/27
2019
@LindseyGrahamSC Dis coming from u? DAFUK???? U r Trump's bitch! Uve disavowed urself 1,071 times. I did not agr… https://t.co/VnxRT2Z94q @FreeMemesKids A hole in one?
11/26
2019
My best feature is my brain. Really! My brain is practically 100% brand new! I hardly ever used it... @maximusphung @FreeMemesKids The black pc people are gonna come running and tell you that the World's problems are all your fault... @FreeMemesKids I will pay you 1000$ for that fantastic accurate scientific device.
11/25
2019
@yokoono "I thought he did well." Hahahahaha!!!! U don't have to write that - the WHOLE Freakin' Universe loves J… https://t.co/sJbwwQvxKv @realDonaldTrump Sometimes I come here to laugh, sometimes I'm angry and so, on - many many emotions. HOWEVER... I… https://t.co/zWuZHe1Bcq @tim_cook Hello Tim Apple.
11/23
2019
@annoyed__asian No. Not all of us. Have been studying Chinese on phone apps for 2 years. I will eventually marry a… https://t.co/qSZbBWzuft
11/22
2019
@ClassicChina Perfect! Thank you so much for the compliment...but, I am 6"2... I'm too tall. Maybe I will be luc… https://t.co/zWn9SEMPiG @BrandonJRouth Mr Routh, I know you must be quite busy, that a lot of people tweet to you, etc. I'm going to take a… https://t.co/AW5HhEP5P8
11/21
2019
@Wizards_DnD @RickandMorty I like R&M bcuz of the important lessons it teaches each week. Like swearing, drinking & so on... @ClassicChina Wow, this means I might actually be Chinese - which I would love to be!!!!! Best news of the day, he… https://t.co/byvl6PdKvN @shhcaa Not sure. I'm Canadian and I don't like China, I LOVE CHINA!!!!! Right now, America doesn't like...Americ… https://t.co/KpsAgjGFDv @RT_com @ClassicChina Wow! I didn't know of that! It's so cool!!!! @ChinaDaily If 2 people fight, violence might be the solution. 1 will die, 1 will go to jail. In this case, viole… https://t.co/7EVaZhG9Rl @memes_bizarre @FreeMemesKids Uncle Ben said it best: with great wealth comes great cursing. @MelizaStar1 That is so cute...💙 @guardian Let me tell u something about blackface: fuck you. If I go @ party blackfaced as X or Y black person bc… https://t.co/cXguU4Ccj2 @RichardDawkins Now I remember why I follow u... I wanted to learn new shit and, boy...I am totally flabbergasted… https://t.co/LFvjHy1ajt @languagefess That was the first step. To want to. The second will be to download the HELLOCHINESE app on playstore.American scifi television has shown me something amazing: 99% of extra-terrestrials speak fluent English.Aggressive marketing inc. https://t.co/IGZFn6fzS6
11/20
2019
@WeChatApp Hello, my account has been blocked for over a year now. I have tried so many things, wrote to so many p… https://t.co/8aAzTeEKOohttps://t.co/g64BNSjkk5When I die - I have left specific instructions as to what to do with my body. I am to be dressed in a Spider-Man c… https://t.co/kjEawFzI4v @lovedcyrose Here is some elephant pornography for you: https://t.co/IEqRdE0MpZI want someone to explain to me, RIGHT NOW, why Wonder Woman's INVISIBLE plane has windows????? https://t.co/UdESkJN5Kb @memes_bizarre That is sick as fuck!!!!!
11/19
2019
Doctor gave me terrible news: I had brain cancer. He was grim: it was not possible to expect life for more than… https://t.co/70NlW8hxil @neiltyson ...and Apple makes the best Iphones...Got my electric bill. I didn't know I was billed for lighting the Sun and the Moon.Terminating again. https://t.co/eEa4uAQMmd @YavisDUYA @YANGZHONGWEI2 I feel EXTREMELLY sensitive these days and this short video almost made me cry. I wish I… https://t.co/Dvg1dpCWaL
11/18
2019
@TheTweetOfGod Did u drink wine from Bill Cosby????Hurting children, destroying cities, polluting the Earth is what seperates civilized humans from animals. @natisnotlame @punderstorms The things i wouldve done to that doughnut last night. Can anyone tell me if that doug… https://t.co/QamYRL8JdP @falls_harmony @ZonePhysics ...er...geoRge with a R...like i said...wine... @falls_harmony @ZonePhysics U could say that Geoge has a magnetic personality. My sincerest aplologies to u, dear M… https://t.co/oRlELzkKG6
11/17
2019
@MelizaStar1 https://t.co/K8c16b9vPZ @WilliamShatner Bill...Bill...Bill. It's a stage. It's a stage made of materials. Found on Earth. U r not on a… https://t.co/YzjMyVirk6 @realDonaldTrump Ur highness, u r truly omnipotent. U said u didn't watch the hearings & now, it's clear that u di… https://t.co/umq9pVu7rU @XHNews It's beautiful and with a ton of work - EVERYONE can do it!Based on a true story. https://t.co/bjQ0x2Yosr @ChinaDaily That is amazing. I have trouble cutting a sandwich... @realDonaldTrump For the last time Mr President, even if you keep my wife & children another week, I DON'T HAVE ANY DIRT ON JOE BIDEN.
11/16
2019

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