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Ryan Clements @PwamCider Colorado, USA

Writer & Narrative Designer. | Founder of Winter Narrative, LLC | Final Fantasy XIV almost daily. | Jump rope. | Formerly Deck Nine Games, PlayStation, and IGN.

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Joined Twitter 4/5/10


Okay. Jokes aside, now I've fallen down a YouTube rabbit hole with this song. https://t.co/uvNmDDdKsaSo this is wild. According to Merriam-Webster, the word "manly" is an adjective and then it just links to this vide… https://t.co/W62yftHSFr @titusofgaul It's such a distinctly *internet* thing and I just love it.This gets me EVERY time. https://t.co/F6WXjVWyIr
1/23
2021
@notquitefrodo https://t.co/iNk7PIGug0I didn't think the art could be elevated any higher, and yet... here we are. https://t.co/xo138AZ1YAGotta say: feels pretty refreshing to wake up and not automatically be disgusted by the president and his entire ad… https://t.co/BI9Fc08Hpv
1/22
2021
@DerekCampbell This guy knows! @Nehalia Quick, I'll book Version Consulting to figure out next steps for our pitch! @ErrorJustin We could go places, Justin. We could go places...EXECUTIVE A: We need another hit kids show for our lineup. What do kids like nowadays? EXECUTIVE B: My daughter li… https://t.co/hNe3uwCWgC
1/20
2021
@BDRAnneLewis For all parties present, I imagine. @BDRAnneLewis I guess I just really wanna know what's happening here.
1/18
2021
Parenthood Discovery #437: The theme song to Clifford (The Big Red Dog, of course) totally slaps. It has two faux… https://t.co/sSSzR2SXa8
1/17
2021
@misshabit It's totally normal. Everything is normal. @skywardsiren A little bit longer and you'll be on the floor. @ThatMikeCarter We've all been there before.You ever just sit down while brushing your teeth because fuck, man...
1/15
2021
@ShaneWatch I know you're presenting this because it's funny, but I remember how painful the scene and surrounding… https://t.co/eEIo63f6v4
1/9
2021
@Chick3nDinn3r This is basically what happened to me. @tuanews It was confusing. I wonder why?In these trying times, here's a reminder that the only episode of Battlestar Galactica I ever watched was the final… https://t.co/UYFiqi1xsY
1/8
2021
After yesterday's terror, I want to thank educators across the country who had to wake up in the same reality as we… https://t.co/tt4KWKvFo4
1/7
2021
@AlexRigsTheGame @agentbizzle Let's make it another! Thanks for the love. @agentbizzle Pour a glass for me, brother!
1/6
2021
Good luck today, Georgia. We need you. https://t.co/bMJVRGqxfu
1/5
2021
@EmmaKidwell Now you're playing with fire.
1/4
2021
@chriswade__ Absolutely heroic follow-up, Chris.
1/3
2021
@kchironis Ah, I see we attended the same trade seminar.Probably the same type of people that don't wear masks, tbh. https://t.co/XBqxKrHYQg @psnMak702 Excellent point. Animals, too!The use of illegal fireworks is such disruptive, selfish bullsh*t. I struggle to understand the mindset of someone… https://t.co/eUb0ylXZU9
1/1
2020
@SeanYoungSG Hi Sean! Best wishes to you, and Happy Almost New Year. Let me know if I can send you a quick DM at your leisure. Thanks! @ThomasMoonKang Hi Thomas! Hope you don't mind, I sent you a DM. Best wishes, and happy new year! @cynixy Thank you very much, Anna! I appreciate the reply. @cynixy A *second* writing test? Good grief! Thank you for sharing this story. It's encouraging to read as I carve… https://t.co/xp0YGGpkBI
12/31
2020
@katjadyne @FF_XIV_EN @SquareEnix Katie! I know we're goofin' about Final Fantasy, but it's really nice to hear fro… https://t.co/bNLxKT20An
12/30
2020
@Littleraven_89 @FF_XIV_EN @SquareEnix 😛 @voxna7 @FF_XIV_EN @SquareEnix I don't think anyone noticed... @SDinfected Come back!Moral of the story: Final Fantasy XIV is a treasure and I hope it runs forever. Thank you.Then it all comes back to me. And I realize that I've been healing all by my lonesome for weeks. WEEKS. No auto-hea… https://t.co/pm4arV1sKZTonight, I'm running Violet Tides, and in a rare moment I check the actual character model of my fairy as she waits… https://t.co/H0pSJX1M5SI'm thinking, "Was it always this hard? Am I getting old?" "Maybe Yoshi-P cranked the difficulty when I was gone..."So for the past few weeks, since getting back into FF, I've been having a pretty hard time keeping up with BIG PULL… https://t.co/whT5X8XAzMGUESS WHO FORGOT ABOUT THIS CHANGE.If you switch over to "Steady" nowadays, she does not execute any heals unless ordered to do so. She just follows y… https://t.co/MLsJI2yJ9XEventually (When was it, Shadowbringers launch?) this changed. Eventually, her default setting ("Guard") became the… https://t.co/49oIiglHv8A long time ago, if you wanted to have manual control over your fairy, you would set her to "Steady." This would gi… https://t.co/lJ5EkH0i8kHere's where we get technical: Scholars are among the three healing classes in the game. They control a pet (a fai… https://t.co/R90y9imbBYI was running a dungeon tonight with some random players through the Duty Finder and my stomach DROPPED. I realized… https://t.co/LAlzDhNvM4Okay. I've been a healer main for years. Years! Since 2.0. It's not new to me, though I do take breaks to play othe… https://t.co/pffWMiMSz1(The comedy will be lost on almost everyone except Scholar players. Where my Scholar mains at?)This is a Final Fantasy XIV thread. I HAVE to share this. It's embarrassing. Buckle up. @FF_XIV_EN @SquareEnix https://t.co/gqRQzhN0FA
12/29
2020
I assume Soul will win the Oscar for "Animating Hands Playing Instruments," right? Good grief.
12/27
2020
@youssefmaguid Hey dude, if you could stop making the rest of us look like f**king peasants, that'd be swell. 😂 @Eggpuff Have you called out any strangers yet? I want to, but I also don't want someone getting violent for no reason. 😬
12/22
2020
@MitchyD @MelRambles Ugh. You two are disgustingly cute. Good grief.
12/20
2020
@stirpicus "being confused by lore" is a priceless summation.
12/17
2020
@misshabit Hehe, it's always nice to hear from you! It's been a long time. @Spac3Gh0s7_ @casskhaw Maybe folks will get a shot in the DLC.Good morning, #GameDev Twitter! I'm a writer and narrative designer with 12 years in the industry. I'd love to wor… https://t.co/5IxFanqJqb @BriannaWu Shockingly? Yes. Yes there are. 😅(I started an LLC and adapted my portfolio page to match! Enjoy the new look!)Hello friends. If you're a game developer with needs in narrative design or writing, I'm here to help. https://t.co/EuZosEx0kJ
12/15
2020
@SonicAlligatour I'm jealous of your baking skills! Stay safe and stay well. ❤️ @SonicAlligatour You're gonna share, right??
12/14
2020
Has anyone ever asked Yoshida-san why we can't just have Menders repair everything? Like, everything, all at once?… https://t.co/XSjB1XrZ2k @videograndpa @ForzaHorizon Absolutely priceless.
12/12
2020
@AOC For a very brief moment I thought you Photoshopped the pasta dish into the shot. @infinityadeux ❤️
12/11
2020
Here are some ways you can celebrate Nana Day: -Call a loved one and have a chat! -Eat your favorite sweet! -Read… https://t.co/VhVdXsCjlTDear friends: Happy Nana Day. Today, my mother would have turned 68. We feel her absence in the world constantly,… https://t.co/UBgQA3UVE4
12/10
2020
Final Fantasy speaking to me through the screen. https://t.co/H97F9Zn31B
12/9
2020
@MitchyD I f***ing LOVE Armored Core, my dude. Give me all those chicken-leg mechs with missiles. @MitchyD @MelRambles 🤣
12/7
2020
new demo. who dis? Eris (Destiny), Light Hope (She Ra), May (The Walking Dead), Eco (Stormland), Quill/Narrator (M… https://t.co/G8hpOf33yj
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12/6
2020
My partner, peeling potatoes in the kitchen. HER: *Deep, troubled sigh.* ME: What? HER: *Looking far away* HER:… https://t.co/zVq0KHoV0M @GentleJeffrey @FF_XIV_EN @SquareEnix lolNext week... https://t.co/sl4aQvZuAX
12/5
2020
@avalonpenrose You were just testing her.My MMO mouse has shipped. 🚨🚨🚨Absolutely priceless. https://t.co/OQwCJIrzBW
12/4
2020
@Oujevipo I will gladly do so! And thank you for the follow back, I'm looking forward to hearing more about your work. @Oujevipo This looks incredible. Can't wait to play.Georgia residents: voter registration for the runoff ends in FIVE days.
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12/3
2020
@FayeMata lol @MitchellWMorgan @GameOverGreggy Always good to hear from you, buddy. @ZachariusD *Lotions bald head* .... Is it working? @DavidClayman Louder for the people in the back @infinityadeux blush blush blush @ctbalcerak Haha! Thanks! It can mean different things to different people, but generally can be seen as finding be… https://t.co/pW5ZoGN512 @LordXarRahl Thank you! @Lunie___ Thank you so much for reaching out, and for sharing this, Clara. It's always nice to hear from you! You have my support. ❤️ @JeffHaynes99 And always good to hear from you, my man! Hope you and family are hanging in there. @RockMe_Re Thank you so much, my dear. @titusofgaul Thank you friend!! @EPiQ_cR Wish me luck on this grand task. @WilsonCoreyT If we're not careful, the right thumbs will unionize.I ordered an MMO gaming mouse this week and eagerly await its arrival. Apparently it has, let me check the notes… https://t.co/XgqXL57slD
12/2
2020

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