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@ericswalwell And it's where Infrastructure week actually took place.
12/1
2020
@kinky_horror Ok fine, you win all the internets.
11/29
2020
@realDonaldTrump Or, you know, you could defend the constitution instead of relying on others to pick up your slack. @elijahwood @ScottWamplerBMD I'm thankful for the movie precisely for this sequence.
11/28
2020
@RobertPicardo @JoeBiden @Nikki_deboer I honestly forgot how relaxingly normal it once was to have a president addr… https://t.co/TufQpLfXjn
11/27
2020
Looking forward to my friend Alan Maxson's next film project! https://t.co/p26sm7xMgToh my god they actually did it https://t.co/LDtKu5tdpM https://t.co/EXqwVtZ6jP
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11/23
2020
@Winter And grifters and conmen trying to capitalize on an already deluded flock.
11/22
2020
@Oregonian For anyone interested, I've found a way to access the by-zip code data that's not behind the paywall her… https://t.co/GBYmWyg1O7 @Oregonian This article REALLY shouldn't be behind a paywall. A lot of people are trying to ascertain their local r… https://t.co/aOgVwzaGzn
11/21
2020
@winelover51 @politicususa Wow, spot on look for the 80s/90s High School Football jock/School Bully movie roles. @elijahwood Every time I see fleets mentioned all I think about are enemas.... Are they pretty much the same thing?
11/20
2020
@natasharothwell These must be what they call conservative tears. @rianjohnson https://t.co/vrAheTGr2Q
11/19
2020
@CecilBaldwinIII My spoon is too big. @RealOmarNavarro With this rap sheet, forgive me if I don't hold your opinion very highly. I mean... pepper sprayi… https://t.co/GAXFkuhVOd
11/17
2020
@kinky_horror Ha, Skeletor gave me a big audible laugh! @dani_adoro @kinky_horror Oh no, I hope 3rd time's the charm! It's so worth it. @kinky_horror Awesome! That place is on my travel bucket list. I was lucky a few years back to cross of the Paris C… https://t.co/zUcweVn8uk
11/16
2020
@Winter @Criterion Nice, I was thinking of including this in my Criterion half off sale purchase.
11/15
2020
@rianjohnson There's nothing that ruins the movie's spell as when you're absorbing the mood/feeling/meaning of what… https://t.co/WnPnPuSV9p
11/14
2020
@realDonaldTrump Do you mean the Whine Garden?
11/13
2020
@levarburton Make it so. @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Wow, exactly! It's obvious no one can survive without highly praising your beautiful derr… https://t.co/2lijBblkaP
11/12
2020
@ScottWamplerBMD Man, maybe he had a cool Inglourious Basterds-style story behind them... @engagedmom @Time2GetRea1 @SarahKinlen @BB_BOOMR @felipetristan @nycballet Ultimately though, people seem to be arm… https://t.co/BDhIw5hT6L @kinky_horror I love Messed Up Puzzles, so I love this even more! @engagedmom @Time2GetRea1 @SarahKinlen @BB_BOOMR @felipetristan @nycballet I haven't confirmed that, but others hav… https://t.co/6tQIZLQThX @engagedmom @Time2GetRea1 @SarahKinlen @BB_BOOMR @felipetristan @nycballet It's fair to keep in mind choosing to no… https://t.co/vJbPCkPujFBeautiful. https://t.co/QvN1gxQmXn
11/11
2020
Jesus Christ dude https://t.co/lFDoOzIFCJ
Retweeted by Jason MorisetteCheck out my latest #podcast https://t.co/eSizPkUKWh on #Podbean
Retweeted by Jason MorisetteCould someone produce a modern Christmas Carol about Lindsey Graham being visited by the ghosts of first John McCai… https://t.co/7kdiXuCMhq
11/10
2020
@realDonaldTrump I wish you realized history would be kinder if you accepted reality and allowed the country to mov… https://t.co/6eXr7q4Y83
11/9
2020
@marcmaron The best part now is the amount I care what he says/does has plummeted since yesterday. I can sit back a… https://t.co/CCc5sjCugMHow did they decide to put the podium in front of the manure store rather than the dildo shop or crematorium? I see… https://t.co/4lQBVSBcOC
Retweeted by Jason Morisette @MikeDrucker It started with the Bowling Green Massacre and it ends at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Retweeted by Jason Morisette @Courier12 Childhood came flashing right back right then!All the Catholic kids when Joe dropped some "On Eagle's Wings." https://t.co/svOZn0UfUp
Retweeted by Jason Morisette @Winter I just finished saying something similar: You really don't realize the heavy weight on the soul anxiety and… https://t.co/9cC65ydBwk @Marina_Sirtis https://t.co/G2duZVyliL
11/8
2020
@pattonoswalt Ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? The worst way would be for a… https://t.co/HyDTEel4LJSince I couldn’t get in to the Trump press conference, I went to Fantasy Island next door. Zarif Jacob, an ex-archi… https://t.co/eSy40D26OC
Retweeted by Jason MorisetteMood: https://t.co/DgVBpdcDWA
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Retweeted by Jason Morisette @ScottWamplerBMD His phone is sitting in rice after his tears shorted it out. @ScottWamplerBMD https://t.co/ZoKBRbkSmgHe’s smiling https://t.co/WI66sdJzXT
Retweeted by Jason Morisette @ScottWamplerBMD After 4 years of hearing how delicious lib tears are for 4 years, I'll admit, I'm a little curious… https://t.co/fU1nomeL1O @ScottWamplerBMD Just ordered some via gopuff because I was worried of this exact thing. Who has time to go store h… https://t.co/yRiTjnmyw1https://t.co/Re7MPEvOh4Remember, it's too early for champagne... But not too early for mimosas.‘Melania. The soaps. The little soaps. Put them in your purse. And the towels, too.’
Retweeted by Jason Morisette @GOPChairwoman Gawd Karen... @CFCPuliyech @JeffreyGuterman @realDonaldTrump How are you going to get over that wall? And as a Mexican citizen will you be paying for it?
11/7
2020
@ScottWamplerBMD Make America Productive Again @johncusack You misspelled the VP's name. It's Penis. @rianjohnson What? Way too busy after the election since Covid will just disappear like a miracle. We all have a ye… https://t.co/K0q3Hk7LEY @MarkAgee @ScottWamplerBMD When I was a young naive 2020 newbie in the early days of the pandemic, I thought if eno… https://t.co/H3LSg9O4vb @rianjohnson Ugh, the worst. We went through the agony a couple months ago when the Maniac's pool of blood went unf… https://t.co/jaYXzd4JRB @rianjohnson I'm seriously concerned about that edge piece. The night may drag on for hours looking under the furni… https://t.co/LIUgyCyuy0 @realDonaldTrump Sup? How's your night going? @swillogical Wine is on standby, but it's not like I'll even need it to feel high as hell when the moment comes.It'd be the chef's kiss for the news to cut away from Trump to announce Pennsylvania goes to Biden and will be the… https://t.co/b6e0lj0Otu
11/6
2020
@moshafeek @cookiegoodla @m_giacchino That blue is f'ing devouring!Started a 2020 Election Anxiety Expression Playlist, still building but what am I missing? #ElectionResults2020 https://t.co/PM51njeppCSeems completely normal. https://t.co/TQx5VyJsMf @realDonaldTrump Have you EVER EVEN SEEN Sesame Street? You can't stop the Count from counting any more than stop C… https://t.co/3uXjXDm1ct @realDonaldTrump The bigger question: Have you discussed your mental health with a licensed professional? In these… https://t.co/c2Jw4SrArx
11/5
2020
@realDonaldTrump I hereby claim we (my running mate Sophie the cat and I) have won CA, TX, OH, FL, PA, NY, MI, and… https://t.co/iKYpr2ffJR @TheRealHoarse @EricTrump https://t.co/CkGdGFivC7 @ScottWamplerBMD Nah, let them go ahead and do us a solid. https://t.co/rxujQ64LxP @Winter 100% agreement. I'm extremely progressive in prog. Portland, and it's people's bubbles. Sure youth & prog.… https://t.co/df1zvcZO2C @realDonaldTrump Come on Donald, you know how this works. If you scoop around the marshmallows for 3/4s of your Luc… https://t.co/ZiruS80iZkScience: too close to call Democracy: too close to call Basic logic: too close to call Human decency: too close to call
Retweeted by Jason Morisette @ScottWamplerBMD We might need the whole week. Or better yet, the rest of 2020.
11/4
2020
@swillogical We are all Worf. @KamalaHarris I voted to right this US ship that's sinking. We've all been plunging toward catastrophe, even though… https://t.co/wyLcpFXL4F @rianjohnson @tommyhawkins Shapiro's denying his love for all those Wet Ass Porgs.
11/3
2020
@barbaracrampton We just finished The Dolls as part of our Halloween watch party. Great little film, heard it was s… https://t.co/NIgzVGlPPe
11/1
2020
Absolutely disgusting. Vote! https://t.co/MLyL8c1MS3
10/31
2020
31 Days of Halloween - Day 29: Crawl. https://t.co/JP8PujvKjw
10/30
2020
31 Days of Halloween - Day 27: The Church. https://t.co/9XsQJtsqZU
10/29
2020
31 Days of Halloween - Day 26: Poltergeist. #Halloween #CatsOfTwitter https://t.co/IjYYwlAuq4
10/28
2020
@Winter https://t.co/nBjpQjpzMvDrop them off in person all! https://t.co/t8dMALk3uM @IvankaTrump The end of humanity? Or did you write in Goya? @elijahwood @kinky_horror It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrort… https://t.co/foBhm2jlk1
10/27
2020
31 Days of Halloween - Day 24: The Void. https://t.co/3fIBen4tvI
10/26
2020
31 Days of Halloween - Day 23: Don't Look Now. https://t.co/z2Ft5BRZla
10/25
2020
31 Days of Halloween - Day 22: The Witches. https://t.co/j1nSGUExYe31 Days of Halloween - Day 22: House II: The Second Story. https://t.co/REeKqHqcr0
10/24
2020
@kumailn Perhaps they can declare the moon a mask-free, science-free, safe place for all his supporters to escape u… https://t.co/uyChKLYpIT @Winter For some, apparently the performing arts are the only career where free speech doesn't apply. Which is abso… https://t.co/5GojFsc0gh
10/23
2020
@BrentSpiner Mine didn't have "Radical Left Crazies" or "Sleepy Joe" listed, so voted instead for a Biden/Harris ti… https://t.co/ei2LSJwgio31 Days of Halloween - Day 21: The Beyond. #fulci #italianhorror #October#fulci #italianhorror #october https://t.co/MZF1hHmTA3
10/22
2020
@realDonaldTrump FEAR FEAR FEAR, FEAR anyone but me, ME! YOUR ONE TRUE MESSIAH! Biden, Democrats, even JESUS himsel… https://t.co/z2uRxafJwC @TheDeniseCrosby @petse And let's not forget the great Ramones song capping it all off!31 Days of Halloween - Day 20: The Masque of the Red Death. #october #pandemic #2020 #Halloween2020 https://t.co/Q5XkjluNLM31 Days of Halloween - Day 19: The Mortuary Collection. https://t.co/NoxjjcohYS
10/21
2020

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