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Joined Twitter 3/9/20


@NeedSloppyPls You just wait until the people with American flag headers and trucker caps find this.
10/17
2020
@thankyoujahseh Croc it up, buttercup.
10/14
2020
@nocontextfooty Unseen training footage of Kepa.
10/13
2020
@_cccccccccccccc I got about 4.5 inches to lose.
10/7
2020
@mtvcell We have to pretend that all the time. @goodbeanaltalt I had to subscribe to your OnlyFans to see some knees now you're giving it away on the tl, smh.
10/6
2020
@Skoog Yes. @Skoog Not even the fun kind, either.
10/5
2020
@AwfulReddit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ’― @goal What a shocker! 😲 @imisspopsmoke Sex is only for the homies.
10/3
2020
@AwfulReddit Must be FΓΌhrerious. @NewDadNotes We all hate it here, but we're addicts.
10/2
2020
@BirdExecutive God, money scares me so bad. 😭 @archillect https://t.co/q6FZdfB9ot2021 ain't gonna be any better, folks. https://t.co/T021Lw0vIS
10/1
2020
@pissboymcgee Damn. https://t.co/mVFbwrvD34 @g6byy Buy him a PS5.
9/30
2020
@bIondiewasabi I don't even know you, but that is clearly the only answer. Those things be confusing af. @jeshvs Lost me at the 'have sex' part. πŸ˜”Ancient Greeks & Romans: https://t.co/TJVmeqVhhA @Skoog Wouldn't want to challenge him to a thumb war then, you blink and next thing you know dude has his wang out. @InvincibleFred_ @premierleague Just take the L and move on. @ronnui_ Dude tubes are fleshlights. @premierleague Rubbing salt in the wound now.
9/29
2020
@makstranaut This Sandy from Spongebob?
9/28
2020
@mrwtffacts From bums to nuns. πŸ™
9/27
2020
@nocontextfooty 'WW1 medics pulling injured German from a trench, colourized.'Woke up like this since birth. πŸ˜” https://t.co/xJmLkQNlc9 @DrakeGatsby Tacos with erectile dysfunction. @archillect That would be a strange transformer.
9/26
2020
@AshyMalik Marry him. @inclcore That's your burner account. @Asmongold @IAmReviewbrah he's encroaching on your turf, start a gang war. @jbfan911 "What drink would you like?" The cashier asks, as your brain begins to delete every single beverage on th… https://t.co/UqlUhC13eLOne too many already... πŸ‘Ί https://t.co/qKZZrvMd2s @archillect Dressed like Count Dooku. @NoContextHumans North Korean missile tests going well. @WholesomeMeme How my dog acts when I have food.
9/25
2020
@OOCBritain Nothing like punching someone with a helmet on. Gotta let that piece of plastic know who's boss. @VicVhr @mrwtffacts Nah, he spunks them out too. https://t.co/ulAV1f3utp @goal Looks like they're getting ready for this mission in MW2. https://t.co/DyDnCZqyjn @Skoog Can I 😴 with you, Skoog?
9/24
2020
@Bobobob07650366 @mrwtffacts https://t.co/OYztr7PzEc @inclcore Dracula always been a lady killer. @mrwtffacts Good Christian country. πŸ’ͺ @FredTaming https://t.co/1yZu2ktHyy @OOCBritain That ring is tighter than a nun's asshole.
9/23
2020
@ALBY_LAD Lad, have I got a movie for you. @masturbatelog Saying what the pope wishes he could. @archillect Nothing like a well constructed wall. @CONT3NTKINGS In truly desperate times, seeing how small you could sharpen a pencil. Many a maths lesson did that occur.
9/21
2020
@archillect https://t.co/PK0VutPXWe
9/20
2020
@Skoog What if the bottom half just grew another bottom half now we have human H's running about doing backflips and stuff?
9/14
2020
@FredTaming What if he deepthroats the galaxy? @cctv_idiots Parkour noodle.
8/31
2020
@inclcore All the homies coming to hang out?
8/23
2020
@awhalefact Midfielder for Newcastle.
8/22
2020
@lilyxtpwk @PilgrimsChoice You clearly must have done something evil in a past life to be cursed with that opinion. @KidsWriteJokes Those darn meerkats being all spooky and shit.
8/17
2020
@mrwtffacts He was apparently killed last year, but there is no proof of it. He absolutely bought a fake passport and is on the run.
8/16
2020
@1998hondacoupe Well balanced meal.
8/14
2020
@Skoog Need a caviar eating sugar daddy.
8/11
2020
@NoContextHumans What a steal. https://t.co/tznoGJL8wy
8/10
2020
@TheElderMemes It's not on fire though.
8/9
2020
@KidsWriteJokes SpOiLeR aLeRt https://t.co/LYNLBLMncZ
7/30
2020
@postedinthecrib Sure. https://t.co/kD3I7Xjwo0
7/28
2020
@cctv_idiots He just chilling getting a scrub like the whales in shark tale, leave dude alone.
7/20
2020
@lilsasquatch66 Only freedom loving Americans shake pissy penis hands; if you don't you're a communist. @decentpatter This is how I would end up after attempting to do that once. https://t.co/ksjGgUJXlX @StrangeAnimaIs So that's what couscous looks like before it's cooked? Those crafty Moroccans! @Shen_the_Bird He's a working class hero though. @bocxtop Illinois. https://t.co/5yhsnOzRz8
7/19
2020
@Skoog They ain't got any titties.
7/10
2020
@CaucasianJames What you doing, snorting it?
7/7
2020
@WholesomeMeme Broccoflies.
7/6
2020
@bocxtop Beating wood, sir?
7/5
2020
@CursedBoomers Paris smells like urine, pass it on. @UESP_net It's Yoda's grandfather. @randypaint Yes I have watched pornography before. @pant_leg You all gonna merge into some sort of alpha crab and eat him? @TheTweetOfGod Idk China just doesn't have Twitter. @_SendMeMemes_ @TheHyyyype They're just desert brits.
7/3
2020
@NaturelsWeird Looks like you fingered a cup of slime. @KidsWriteJokes Kid got an upgrade. @archillect Mark Zuckerberg getting out of bed.
6/30
2020
@lilsamsquanch66 Hudson River charges rent.
6/29
2020
@1998hondacoupe Even plagues have DLC now. @CaucasianJames What about the ketamine diet?
6/28
2020
@markgoldbridge You've attacked like half of your squad but the keeper is too far?
6/21
2020
@BoringMilner Lovely conversation, James.
6/16
2020
@HarryButAverage Math is the Devil. Abolish numbers.
6/6
2020
@WholesomeMeme https://t.co/pJqJy7uXKx
6/4
2020
@UESP_net Looks like a noodle with wings. @NoContextHumans https://t.co/q63PnfAnB4
6/3
2020
@mightbecursed Cars parked on hills just gives me final destination vibes. @archillect Momma plane with its child.
6/2
2020
@archillect Lovely photo of Australia.
5/27
2020
@mightbecursed Ah, family bonding.
5/26
2020
@Iaubunny @bIondiewasabi We read it as a class in paragraphs and it was like Russian roulette when the bad parts hit.
5/19
2020

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