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NHS radiographer, Time to Change champion, geek. Opinions my own, but you're welcome to borrow them. He/him.

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Joined Twitter 6/29/16


tfw the grandeur of the cosmos renders you speechless but Twitter wants you to say... something https://t.co/hbfZSsculw'Arrival' but the aliens can't communicate with us until a primary school teacher decides to read them a story ever… https://t.co/DMsSQmNBTQJust keep telling yourself that. https://t.co/boxxitMt2y @thebrainofchris (that's the nearest I can come to an optimistic take on this) @thebrainofchris And yet we've somehow stumbled on..."Free school meals is just a short-term fix!" "Ah okay, fair point. So what *long-term* plans do you have to perman… https://t.co/kr5cd0cfIs
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisHonestly, can barely believe what I’m reading here. 👇 Why on earth was this not put on the table on Tuesday to rea… https://t.co/TCxpZLyY3w
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10/22
2020
id very much appreciate it if you guys would share this. millions of people live with epilepsy and most people have… https://t.co/LYkVNPDuC3
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChriswhen I have a big cut that needs stitches I too leave it without a sticking plaster and bleed all over the house wh… https://t.co/bErQxJuMXJ
10/21
2020
Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg
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10/20
2020
@smartyy (accidentally)
10/19
2020
Polish artist NeSpoon from Warsaw, known for her street art featuring traditional lace pattern imagery #womensart https://t.co/NRJ9W4YzxC
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisnyan cat vtol mode https://t.co/nwIhTghKDjSomeone is excavating the overgrown path that runs through the field I pass through on my regular walk. Being a poe… https://t.co/mnrLg2c2NX
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisIn a brighter timeline I'd be crossing the finish line any moment. Last year was my first marathon & my first serio… https://t.co/ZJEDeJwVjeHuh, operating theatre nightmares? Haven't had those for a while.It’s World Dictionary Day! So who wants an A to Z of some of our favourite etymologies? THREAD! ⬇️ https://t.co/EsuIHdWT0r
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisTime-travelling Romans are very confused by the enormous cultural power of nuts in the future. https://t.co/SNvy5DFQF6
10/18
2020
To be fair she does looks like a chicken https://t.co/hhoF3yltEV
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris @UAmericanus Congratulations!"Coronavirus is just bad normal seasonal flu" A thread
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris @MonicaHelenJ @OpenMindNights @CUH_Equality @CUH_Purplenet I'll really know things are back to normal when my bigge… https://t.co/tG99L67ZHKIn the early days of the daily briefings my wife confessed to having trouble telling Hancock from Raab, and I said… https://t.co/b7YdsDtSoD
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisOn the third planet of AT2019qiz, an astronomer focuses on a pale blue dot 215 million light years away and says to… https://t.co/duOvKF2OAh
10/17
2020
All right, let's autumn. https://t.co/W9x6v7FPp4A reminder I need from time to time. https://t.co/NctkHqKss8
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisI've been in heavy PPE all day & only just seen this. The internet has already made all the "nice try, Boris" jokes… https://t.co/UkrJQUtRQQA concretesaurus eating rebars https://t.co/BQUn2LCLfI
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisAh, the majesty of space, the nobility of the human urge to discover, to explore... https://t.co/IY6dtKCXyq @thebrainofchris Pics when it happens!
10/16
2020
Things Ariadne gave to Theseus to help him navigate the Labyrinth: a thread
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisI am so fucking angry. Spoke to a woman worried she'll lose her pre-settled status when she goes home to give birth… https://t.co/K8HAr6aOBb
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisSurely this was all at least a year ago? https://t.co/8sWSLKH3TL
10/15
2020
How it started How it’s going https://t.co/8NecIzOFXS
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris @chrisriddell50 "I can't believe they put us in charge of Track & Trace..."Fascinating thread, so read up & down, but also wow, this. There are elements that cease to be in less time than it… https://t.co/30v0zG1poh
10/14
2020
Nothing to see here, just a disembodied heart floating in a lava lamp. https://t.co/5Yw9nPek3ZThe first trio of knights that I designed https://t.co/21KVYfTqny
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrishttps://t.co/6jfzW2HjDzPoet @Hannah_Chutzpah performed at the first @TimeToChange Open Mind Night at @CUH_NHS back in 2016. Here's her tak… https://t.co/biW9R1vCsD
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisWe are all space travellers. https://t.co/jN4SXifESqThe final shot in Billy Elliot is so beautiful. https://t.co/doHJuExcmD
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisShe got it! https://t.co/SlPyvwBVtkOn your way to that tech interview like https://t.co/hJibTwm94O
10/13
2020
Really intense discussion with the new stroke doctor on the way out of work today. Difficulties of 24hr thrombectom… https://t.co/1czng5HTY5 @thebrainofchris Surely it's their fault for deserving it?I might have organised the first Open Mind Night in 2016 because I hadn't been able to make it to a @Alicemwalker g… https://t.co/esdyxPfQrAIn a brighter timeline I'd have been running Open Mind Night #5, probably today. "This much fun should be illegal,"… https://t.co/HWwPzISXauIt has been a year, hasn’t it? And somehow it’s barely more than been six months since you-know-what upended all ou… https://t.co/BKuwGqByEu
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisNot a bad bit of futurology, really. Modernize the style and it a block like this would fit right in to many 21st c… https://t.co/wPqfJFXk3M @newsmary Consider me dispirited.Now we’ve left the EU, the government is trying to do a trade deal with the US. @Dispatches can exclusively reveal… https://t.co/qNurmRiPhl
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris @newsmary Really? Damn.I have been trying to get a measure of the government's PPE procurement splurge for the past couple of months. The… https://t.co/dD0HJJ7XWO
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10/12
2020
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Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisHomelessness https://t.co/KNo3krLVZN
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisIt’s #NationalComingOutDay, and two years since we launched pilot of @RainbowNHSBadge @EvelinaLondon The 🏳️‍🌈 badg… https://t.co/r7Jg950tvu
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisHow it started: How it’s going: https://t.co/Bkvps438f5
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10/11
2020
interlude https://t.co/7UTmXeZf0wIt's #WorldMentalHealthDay and I am really gorram tired.Growth Serum. One of five new, limited edition science cartoon prints available now on my website:… https://t.co/qbmS5QHSj0
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisDid the dog eat the boyfriend? https://t.co/SjSpJSLTVZWhile ”snitches get stitches” is a fun rhyme, I do feel that public healthcare should be guaranteed for everyone, not just informants.
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris#FortunatelyImCanadianOh look, the new shoe rack has arrived! I wonder if I have everything I need to assemble it? https://t.co/U4jH8jpaXSAliens invade: "EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOV… https://t.co/zjofMD5iOQ
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisseeing as it's #WorldMentalHealthDay it'd be ace if we could treat the epidemic of mental health issues that are st… https://t.co/r68LJ9M11d
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisA scholar discovers that Microsoft Word does not exist, and is driven insane.
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisThat is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. https://t.co/kSvw4nBMDI
10/10
2020
It's 1% of a wood. https://t.co/kqNigvyjLh
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10/9
2020
Remember Cassini https://t.co/ITOjlbdpKl @gshowitt @thebrainofchris @WillardFoxton I can't wait to go back to barely reading the hospital daily update inste… https://t.co/IhtPvFysiw @gshowitt @thebrainofchris @WillardFoxton I can't wait to Go Somewhere and just cough, loudly and casually and with… https://t.co/zmRaASw28A @lichplz That first game is TERRIFYING, T. Not cute, not relaxing, TERRIFYING. @gshowitt @WillardFoxton * Join an underground choir * Naked Face Day at work * Really enjoy queuing for a drink at… https://t.co/8lNzwgaYIS @heavenbrat And you said the internet was all doom and gloom, @MsSarah92.Good news! Astronomers identified 24 planets that may be *more* habitable than Earth, and they're all far enough aw… https://t.co/gvHE6WlwFa
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10/8
2020
Context is for kings. https://t.co/qs8pUWkqJGso I used my morning off to give myself nightmares https://t.co/3ltPkunS2eI CANNOT stop laughing at this. https://t.co/aNihMIaF7y
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris @thebrainofchris If you get a good student who finishes the exercises early you can take the robot for a stroll in… https://t.co/TfRwoQLXNm @thebrainofchris In 2023 loaning your brain to a dental training robot is one of the few legal ways to get out of t… https://t.co/J5DljrjTLwSuper weird that no Tories responded to the banking crisis by telling finance people to get another job
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10/7
2020
Which is to say: https://t.co/HJVIAmFC2jI was hoping to have an evening off but I just got home and apparently I have to give EVERYTHING so sorry… https://t.co/ZuiLKpFHGM
10/6
2020
I will eat your soul https://t.co/SPOu0faqjd
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Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisWe're beyond the map, off the charts, and way passed the end of the spreadsheet. @_crowkeeper @PinkBatgirl You can joke about it, but the risk of drowning on a cross Channel journey aboard a non-e… https://t.co/SiiRSeLGwN @_crowkeeper @PinkBatgirl Yeah. Actually. This. @PinkBatgirl But I can absolutely see how you'd scale up a project and forget to upgrade your "database". Someone i… https://t.co/SLggE3O8xu @PinkBatgirl I mean, it's a perfectly fine workaround for small teams tracking at most a couple of hundred data points... @PinkBatgirl If it's anything like working in the NHS they'll be doing everything in Excel because they have the li… https://t.co/ytcMPG3Qv0
10/5
2020
Bold of the Conservative Party to ban any materials by the Roman Catholic Church in schools. https://t.co/soSmurol9e
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris @ctrlcreep Ouch.
10/4
2020
This is some impressive national gaslighting https://t.co/2PL90Tt5rj
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChris @emmaskyeward Urgh. There is better, so much better.Could not make this up if I tried https://t.co/2PckIzRynz
Retweeted by QuiteLicheChrisa wealthy ruler who throws a big party in his huge mansion during an epidemic for his asymptomatic friends while th… https://t.co/1HsdiGiyfI
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10/3
2020

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