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Bryson DeChambeau’s one fan apparently. Social Media, fitness and casual writing for @GOLF_com. Paid to tweet about golf, enjoy tweeting about Nova basketball.

302 Following   314 Followers   994 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/31/13


Mom: If someone says something to you on Facebook, how do you give them a thumbs up? Me: *taps like button* Mom… https://t.co/CuX8JarSlq
10/15
2020
I know it’s Tuesday because my dad’s on the phone yelling at my brother about their fantasy football team right in schedule @NomadPub @laz_versalles Do they have that in Rosetta Stone? @laz_versalles Not dying just pointing it out @NomadPub @laz_versalles I understood maybe 5% of what you just said 😂
10/13
2020
Which is why people shouldn’t be mad at Bryson for hitting far! Everyone is ok with bombing it, you just have to do… https://t.co/L8tPFfJi1G @kclairerogers I’d like to think me using this song as my middle school anthem was also a good use 😂
10/12
2020
@daver12209 @GOLF_com @FearTheSkirt If you can get into a kneeling position, you can do a variation of this stretch… https://t.co/TEBU2uMfnC @jbayzzz I won’t judge if you don’t 🤐 @LifeOfTimReilly I think you should try both and let the people decide which they preferIronically most golfers are too scared to actually say anything to you on the course if they don’t like your outfit… https://t.co/4PKBztm0x1 @laz_versalles 🤷‍♀️ @laz_versalles Three words: Friday Night Lights (the show, not the actual Texas football games on Fridays) @laz_versalles “Texas forever”
10/11
2020
Every @novambb fan when a camera is pointed in their direction https://t.co/yrZudJyf5J
10/10
2020
@ESPNCaddie Omg yes I’ve always thought “Snakes on a plane” needed a sequel! “Snakes on the course” coming to theaters soon! @dylan_dethier Your love the St. Simon’s/Sea Island Airport. Only opens when they have a flight leaving or arriving
10/5
2020
@laz_versalles This take is so underrated it’s not even funnyCC: The men https://t.co/vkTSaShbJM
10/4
2020
@basicbenny3 Girl, same.
10/3
2020
@zephyrmelton @Jess_Marksbury @LifeOfTimReilly May I volunteer as tribute for that fourth spot? I’m not very good b… https://t.co/geYgcHTUNfListen up Twitter! “Per say” is not a phrase, it’s nothing. “Per se” is a phrase meaning in and of itself; intr… https://t.co/p8VlG9Yso2
10/1
2020
@imPULSEivity If the app translates my parents questions about technology to common English that’d be amazing! @Daniel_Rapaport You forgot the “we need to talk” message sweats from your boss or your s/o always terrifying
9/29
2020
This has to be a sign that Leslie Knope’s hero, Joe, will win the election right? RIGHT?! https://t.co/8OYyPrTDme
9/28
2020
@dylan_dethier Next iteration of that sign better have pics of the offending dog to prove the “I know who you are statement”
9/27
2020
@ChristneMattson @YasT62 @Wawa No unfortunately...I think the worst part about quarantine is quite possibly trying to decide which of the neighborhood restaurants yo… https://t.co/OuBUbowq1x
9/26
2020
@Daniel_Rapaport Tiger and Rick @JohnStrege @AlanShipnuck As the daughter of a girl dad, it should be.Chugging protein shakes like Bryson might help with those gainz. Who’s favorite recipe should I make next? (Golfe… https://t.co/jrrzGwLu49
9/25
2020
You’ve bought the protein. You’ve scheduled our workouts. You’re committed to getting huge to gain distance like… https://t.co/oLxtYouDGM
9/23
2020
Even in death, RBG is shattering barriers. May her memory be a blessing. https://t.co/lW2E4mrUGx @jbayzzz As far as I know, he just eats a LOT of protein. 6-7 shakes on top of three meals plus snacks adds up quick. @jbayzzz Your tweet didn’t change the fact that Bryson has a team of experts helping him do this the right way. LolFor the people who are worried that Bryson is using steroids to get huge, this is the same guy who wouldn’t say the… https://t.co/I5T8unc4otBryson executed his game plan to perfection. Can’t fault him for putting in the work and finding a way to win. https://t.co/s48OoINa3c
9/21
2020
@CoachEubankWHS Disagree. He’s been working on his body for 1.5+ years that’s plenty of time of to put in that amou… https://t.co/ZTwYPbrcoSBryson: - bombs it 325+ on avg - celebrates with a glass of chocolate milk & a protein shake - likes to party - d… https://t.co/sUxMVGjZz3 @dylan_dethier Can confirm it’s a chalice of chocolate milk! The protein shake is on its way though! @choerter10 https://t.co/qddSJsWhFR @DanLtcR Long time coming. Can’t wait for Bryson to put the world’s biggest green jacket on in NovemberCc: @choerter10If you think Bryson is single-handedly going to cause a roll back of equipment, you’re wrong. There are plenty of p… https://t.co/g9wMew2UxQI’m a Bryson believer and I don’t care who knows it https://t.co/JrNxFaYVTbBryson’s late night range sesh really seems to be paying off https://t.co/pSfq3QErs0 @LifeOfTimReilly Typical Mets fan 🙄 @RiggsBarstool They compared Wolff to Zion yesterday so I mean...Bryson to Stanton was way better. From a physics p… https://t.co/3Ao5up28XzI, personally, thought this comparison was far better than the “Matt Wolff was college golf’s Zion” take from yeste… https://t.co/y2iBPeWBdj @LukeKerrDineen @Sean_Zak Are you a Bryson fan? We didn’t know 😂 @Dschrempf @parksandrec Glad to hear it! @DanLtcR @SiriusXMPGATOUR Good for you! The @GOLF_com and I will be making sure you get all the news you need to ge… https://t.co/nR4y1Skd6oIs it weird that anytime I watch pros duke it out on a tough course ina major,my determination to crack the code on… https://t.co/98kh77lVeE
9/20
2020
I am BAD at golf. Like my handicap doesn’t register BAD. But I’ve never 6-putted from four feet. I also wouldn’t… https://t.co/oXSnZzdOogI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: weird swing + cool kid = @matthew_wolff5 https://t.co/ULS0ltEx3A @LifeOfTimReilly @alan_bastable A gift for @AlanShipnuck...think I see Monty on that boardSo when should we expect the #RBG version of Hamilton @Lin_Manuel? An American icon such as herself deserves noth… https://t.co/Ni4nVV7ss4 @Dschrempf @parksandrec OMFG OMFG! Ok play it cool... ‘Sup Detlef? @tweetinomglol @AlanShipnuck If all the golf course setups are special, no golf course setups are special
9/19
2020
I love getting periodic reminders that Detlef Schrempf is in fact a real person and not just an @parksandrec charac… https://t.co/bFSOEnWaGSAre you Bryson-believer yet? https://t.co/B5zTm3oPQpI made a valid point about NBC’s fractured coverage of the US Open and all this guy can think about us food! Where’… https://t.co/bCHtqoXunu @RichardPlace11 Correct. NBC owns the rights to certain PGA Tour events AND the US Open after absorbing the contrac… https://t.co/5uejs5MQHm @NicoleRaeGolf Sad. But true. @SalNichols94804 @K_Kisner I don’t root for people to fail or struggle, but in this instance it seems like karma di… https://t.co/S03tjJzGJm @SalNichols94804 Not complaining about cost!
9/18
2020
You buried the lede! https://t.co/8NIUDBz9bq @theprez4 However at least that was all you had to do to stream! I’ve used three different websites to watch and it’s only the first day!So umm... Can someone explain why I’m paying for NBC Sports Gold/PGA Tour Live when ou have to use a totally diffe… https://t.co/wuFeW8Vol1 @vipin122821 @golfballfinder1 It’s good! Idk about “best shot of 2020.” Morikawa’s driver on 16 at the PGA still se… https://t.co/P7xhhH3Eg5Tiger walking in a putt only for it to lip out at the last second is the golf equivalent of a batter walking down t… https://t.co/8OZ8ask67q @MossScott @GOLF_com Add another birdie!
9/17
2020
@shanebacon Left or right, depends on the day 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/7n1SHtZ5uN
9/16
2020
You write one article about snacks to eat on the golf course and PR companies be like: https://t.co/QDc1lj9iuu
9/15
2020
@laz_versalles @lockerroomapp @usopengolf @bamabearcat @sendacott It’s a pyramid scheme! @laz_versalles @GOLF_com @LukeKerrDineen No I just didn’t *know* he was gonna post that. Was hoping Luke would be a… https://t.co/ylE6D6rY7U @GOLF_com Cc: @laz_versalles unfair since I knew about this one lol @laz_versalles @willbardwell Hate to say I told you so...What’s the over/under on the number of videos of Winged Foot’s rough we’ll see this week? I’m going with 35. @imPULSEivity I’m so ingrained in golf coverage that I automatically assume references to “Woods” mean Tiger. In wh… https://t.co/HTaKwK6nnw
9/14
2020
@MaintenanceBarn Totally agree. Lots of things they could do to move the sport forward like banning the confederate… https://t.co/ROD74nh7MG
9/13
2020
A golfer’s guide to effing up now with pictures! 1. Make hurtful comments 2. Delete evidence & apologize 3. Have… https://t.co/7att6vvwHK @laz_versalles @KingCollinsGolf @NoLayingUp But really the gluten free question is v important...
9/12
2020
Proud to be from New Jersey https://t.co/EzFoxXoHBA
9/10
2020
@AlanShipnuck Nothing’s given but I like your confidence Alan! @Tomblaker19 “I don’t believe in 15 year plans.” Or 10 or 5 or 3 year plans...Nothing makes you contemplate your own mortality more than the USGA’s U.S. Open schedule https://t.co/KQXucaNPS2
9/9
2020
@AlanShipnuck Wouldn’t it be amazing if twitter had a sarcasm font? @Twitter where you at on this? @laz_versalles @mullaney_matt Idk doesn’t seem like a great excuse buuut I’ll allow it @laz_versalles @mullaney_matt That seems like a result of your poor decision making...😬 @laz_versalles My favorite class in college was literally called “Sports and Politics” Discussed everything from… https://t.co/FB0UuLhgdN @laz_versalles There’s a reason that BRICK countries and countries with lower GDP weren’t “allowed” (chosen by the… https://t.co/OiJzkPjfE7
9/8
2020
@LifeOfTimReilly I prefer “I tweet for a living” because boomers are more confused about twitter and just give you… https://t.co/5P9TLbSySN @MaintenanceBarn @AlanShipnuck Global warming See also: climate change
9/7
2020
@laz_versalles @GOLF_com @coachlgrogan Oh thank god @laz_versalles @GOLF_com @coachlgrogan I hope you mean that seriously for once...😬
9/6
2020
If a guy has a girlfriend, is he single? Thanks in advance for settling a ridiculous argument started by my dad.
9/5
2020
@laz_versalles @GOLF_com I think we’re looking someone to select the visors we’ll be selling...Nova needs @Klow7 to come run some inbound passing drills before the season. https://t.co/CYNGNJ4yEg
9/4
2020
Say what you want about him, but DJ is a national treasure. https://t.co/Amko9GqnWi
9/3
2020

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