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i make @wrestlesplania and a documentary about PA voting rights. google image search rap squat i’m in there. hit me up. https://t.co/ZXCxOt5Gzi

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@BrettRedacted I earnestly love the complete lack of chemistry the leads haveAquaman is so far, VERY stupid. enjoying it a lot @heiwabokecrisis one of my favorite things is clumsy and obvious song cues in movies so naturally I loved itAquaman is the Damian Omen of the ocean????Where I Come From The Sea Carries Our Tears Away. Not Here. We Feel It.scream laughing at the sigur ros song indicating romance in aquaman @AltMayo I’m the dudes watching and commentating but not helping
7/22
2019
@jourdayen tangential to this, Margot Robbie was the only woman in the higher up production end of I,Tonya, which really blows my mind @gabydvj Coney! @sassyblackdiva the second I sent that i realized the answer @sassyblackdiva I watched her IG story yesterday and does she always post like that or is she having a manic breakdown??? @bulkUSBchargers once when my old sister was excitedly mixing liquors she made a drink that she loudly proclaimed “… https://t.co/lRBMjqUa8ygoing to bed with incredible anger and frustration in my heart nighty night @veryhotmomm same @notbinIaden how @pfeiff_j it was a huge broadway hit for sure but I’m wondering how it’ll do box office wise @ericdeamer he brings up fluoride in the water in the first two minutes of the movie! @presenteric it’s chill that he did this movie and absolutely believes in Soros funded protestors @zlingman the words “fluoride in the water” are said within 2 minutes of its runtime @brianchiong when they track him with the purchase!!!!!! it ripswatching Conspiracy Theory, which is basically like “what if alex jones was a cab driver and also was Mel Gibson.”… https://t.co/dvxquQsAIZ @Borvis_ I found $50 in front of the video store as a child and my mom GAVE it BACK to the counter and then my dad… https://t.co/ww4An42r7K🥳 partying + 😭 in-tears = https://t.co/CVTUAysvfM
Retweeted by tom schwartz’s transition lenses @zlingman I mean so is a baggy Katie Hopkins pussy you know @zlingman it is a salute to how much being drawn and quartered sounds like it sucks
7/21
2019
@reynoldsgareth thanks manthere are trans people in the Midwest! cmon https://t.co/DGlHt9Jgbgif you ask me you can’t depoliticize abortion in 2019! but that’s just me https://t.co/PSRNEWONEQi'm still blogging https://t.co/M47FoALQ8J
Retweeted by tom schwartz’s transition lenses @Nicole_Cliffe just make sure you keep a loyalty card to a store you don’t really go to because that is good for a basic doorknob lock @SRN_lol you know craft services sucked if it’s Lack @rachelmillman *whispering* that's Ektorp
Retweeted by tom schwartz’s transition lenses @Marc_Normandin the bed frame from episode 11 of the tick is the tarva although there’s a SLIM chance it’s from Mujii sit here and i self analyze consistently about why i’m unlikable and yet i do nothing about my consistent habit o… https://t.co/3GrHoeTAUh @melip0ne @portable_lunch I love romanceFeeling particularly shaken today after reading a Post that followed the phrase 'Friendly Reminder' with an absolutely brutal SCOLDING
Retweeted by tom schwartz’s transition lenses @CoachBigNate it’s not hard @rosadona sat on an ice pack earlier 😎 @kiedis_shrugged @sheas_slap_shot good! @sheas_slap_shot I haven’t heard this story! @thesnotgreensea i think he’s great I’m just super impressed at how many roles he’s getting @henrytcasey he was in twin peaks!!!!!who the hell is brett gelman’s agentLet’s be honest it has been an extremely cursed summer
Retweeted by tom schwartz’s transition lenses @zabrinadel just top to bottom dog shit @kath_krueger I went a few weeks back for the first time and immediately considered a move @SeanRMoorhead @Agi1eTab1et I’ve hit a point with the discussion of that movie now where when I see people asking “… https://t.co/zbaFOHBz8V @Agi1eTab1et send nip bitch @SeanRMoorhead @Agi1eTab1et i went manic and decided it didn’t have long term staying power @Agi1eTab1et dm me please @andylevy when the dog walks call you gotta take em :( @andylevy Andy I’m DISGUSTING. yes outsidewhy was today the day I walked 8 miles? I dunno. bad move @goodjobliz is that Catherine Zeta-Jones’s twin over her shoulder
7/20
2019
@MelissaSchuman @instagram that’s such a weird glitch on their end, then! @MelissaSchuman @instagram maybe you’re rate limited?doing what I call the “reverse plath” and sticking my head in a freezer @yc you fuckin said it @RiggedPig @TrevorLess congrats on the gig @RiggedPig @TrevorLess i was going to say the president’s tweets @TrevorLess hey guess what was in the dump @CoachBigNate sorry I just fav’d it can’t undo @CoachBigNate your brain type is D- @topshelftyson https://t.co/rd95anzaeM @theCJS what a heavenly post @BlkGirlManifest Plainly that the first month is AWKWARD @kendrawcandraw https://t.co/wEyEjPXmju @dreamoforgonon I’m probably gonna go tonight @Seanternet @Yelix Jupiter has Dog Tatum. cats has no dogs @sassyblackdiva I’m in Williamsburg for the next hour-ish and then I’m free!listening to Bonnie Raitt on the ferry to achieve maximum ennui @sassyblackdiva come hang today please @BlueBear2487 @dreamoforgonon @mekosoff I think it’s a dump or an impound parking lot @dreamoforgonon @mekosoff additionally I think it’s a Monty Python reference @dreamoforgonon @mekosoff because ALW is bad at his job @mekosoff oh my god I used “ok SO” twice I need a copy editor @dreamoforgonon @mekosoff The boot in the stage version is that of a giant @mekosoff ok SO in the musical iirc all of the props are oversized implying they live in a human’s world. I think a… https://t.co/DYabTpkPhq @Yelix that being said Tom Hooper is fucken boring @Yelix per until you see a lady cat sing about how she used to be a hottie and then go to reincarnation heaven on a… https://t.co/m6BX07ieWa @neighbormania Have you ever heard one snap? It’s like a gunshot @Ugarles @allisongeroi all of these musicals following Cats in that location makes the utmost sense to me @LouisPeitzman @BrettRedacted Taylor won’t do it but Derulo? he’d probably do it. @LouisPeitzman @BrettRedacted post depending on box office receipts. there will definitely be a tour imo @allisongeroi as a kid I assumed the wintergarden theater was built for the express purpose of housing Cats. when i… https://t.co/vdThhxcnrGit’s remarkably funny that the thing that has shaped musicals for nearly all of our lives was improvisers in cat ea… https://t.co/4bPHJToMBPread all of the Cats musical wiki last night and that show made $2 billion by 1994. two billion dollars @megclark_txt @RiggedPig I love that her ears are just an extension of her eyebrows @ThisGuyGetsLit thank you for clocking me w/ your display name @mekosoff ok SO this answer contains the awful counter question of Have You Seen The MusicalAre you a writer who likes things on the internet that are pleasant? If so, you should pitch an entry in The Outlin… https://t.co/FVCW1z5lj4
Retweeted by tom schwartz’s transition lenses @emmaroller he’s got the right corny energy. the year of derulo is upon us @emmaroller I hate to say this but I actually think Jason Derulo is going to do well with this role @minkahunter he’s so good it’s stunning @aklingus love you rooting for you! @KwameOlajuwon @RickyRawls it’s a joke I replied to my friend with @Borvis_ Matt Riddle looks great @Borvis_ if they were going to make this this is the way it was going to be done @theCJS can’t fuck with the brands, baby @tonybonesarelli @HenryKrinkIe I think it might qualify as an actual hate crime
7/19
2019

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