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Retweeted by Des Moines a LisaTiffany is definitely kundled with her gays tonightDC is not secure https://t.co/rkW2Eid51y
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @honeydewlacroix pretended to be 19 for banter @honeydewlacroix Is this about the one time I 19-fished
1/20
2021
turning 25 this weekend 😬 https://t.co/7bhyhr9BsY
Retweeted by Des Moines a LisaWHO HAS THE LOGINNNNM https://t.co/o0a24PwpcvU OUTTA WORK.... I KNOW ITS TOUGH..... BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!! https://t.co/ZIhECy3Xowhttps://t.co/07JxolvTG0why is your horsecock on a dead oomfs shady af comeback ?
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @afarlaa I’ve had one pillow for like 4 years😔ivy league students b like: i will be the first ethical war criminal ✊
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1/19
2021
@_mivel #Resistlet’s talk about the husband
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisagot my own artwork on my phone case!! i feel like a bad bitch https://t.co/TijxgcWDYb
Retweeted by Des Moines a LisaBecause legends always find a way to link up! https://t.co/p76nC9ReG5
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisataking a second to appreciate my hair before i go shave my head out of boredom or something later tonight https://t.co/4nTNNJTsXQ
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1/18
2021
@mayapologies The way we #resist -ed you at every turn and you’re still trying to blame us @_mivel over the shoulder! https://t.co/m50AVfDQQ0Hey guys 👋🏻 😀 is there uhhh 😬 any chance 🎲 I could uhh 😳 ask you guys to leave ❓🥺👉🏻👈🏻 https://t.co/SgNElZTmiF
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @honeydewlacroix https://t.co/JiZaaVdII4Me at work farting behind the cash register watching the customers steal. https://t.co/vH6PEcmTEC
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @honeydewlacroix C2$ @dslubes https://t.co/5uIbSrghSigig economy fucking my ass https://t.co/8WRShNrgbH @OzieBee What’s so wrong with finger food?doing some charcuterie prep and these pics looked too yummy not to post 😍😍😍 https://t.co/BmqeUjrzT1 @dingus500 Ur irritating 😭😭😭Brokie ah ha broke !!! https://t.co/umtNHWDMrCCynthia is trending so hopefully they remaster Diamond and Pearl so I can get my ass whooped by Garchomp in HD https://t.co/sQ56v16uj1
Retweeted by Des Moines a LisaBeyoncé said she swallowed a sword, went into a volcano, she saw the devil just to ask was jay-z cheating scorpio moons are insane
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisapeople worried about taco bell prices going up b/c of a $15 minimum wage is just another example that americans thi… https://t.co/qHut5Dwoc7
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @OzieBee U got any games on your phone?me https://t.co/gb63yThiSfMe tweeting while I haven’t replied to my friends texts https://t.co/Kh6xpTJtXp
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @moonbutt_ Cannes - önneEver since I read that sentence in Pres. Obama’s memoir where the war in Iraq cost $10 billion a month, I have not… https://t.co/0MWoAbsT7Z
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @hostagecrisise B3X ❤️weird how quick "essential worker" and "hero" went back to "burgerflipper"
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Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @aldaybeez in my closet 😔I keep 100k bells on my person at all timesso true bestie look how I ate that https://t.co/itQiQB1yp9 https://t.co/mz4NPTybcvtomdfs #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/d6VHW7w80q @aldaybeez Compile a list and have it on my desk by Monday @internetdad69 I’ve never said anything to anyone but 1 out of 3 times I see someone in the gym erging I’m mentally… https://t.co/zkxyd3AObkthe eldritch terrors whisper and it sounds like animal crossing characters @JoeJohnsonIce Legitereallyany former rowers in my followers if so do you all say anything when people are erging wrong because oomf posted an… https://t.co/sZIOSex6mJhttps://t.co/XcMJ0HOVRZ https://t.co/KN08wepsOonow was this rly necessary https://t.co/DfVsfIwOXb https://t.co/EwsEzBkWr2
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/mus4RnS4Hpnü villager #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/xrBtCB2MwQ @honeydewlacroix My roommate’s cat sufyan❤️ @MasisiBelle My coworkers and I did her whole chart when I told them about it today 🥴 @mayapologies So you don’t have an answer for menot only is Fran lebowitz born on my birthday but we have the same moon sign and both have air sign risings..... food for thought @mayapologies What type of Dick and what type of cockselfie costars for the evening https://t.co/j68aNeNKJAok trade 😍😍😍 https://t.co/TuXQTPyto2
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1/17
2021
I feel like I look basically thee same ....5 years........ https://t.co/VSx1dt3u7D https://t.co/IdqTFBccy1ay pobre gatito se le cayo la protesis :( https://t.co/WtHNnkrDfq
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisaam I proud of this drawing? NO but did we get the job done YEs Lmaoooo https://t.co/CVXvCAaWnh https://t.co/oNQQPpiOrS
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Retweeted by Des Moines a LisaJob interview on Tuesday! https://t.co/tA0en60a7fJohn Waters just showed up on the latest ep of SVU playing the owner of a cam site and I GASPED https://t.co/3y3Xd3Z8QG
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @yourfriendmyles Mountain Dew instead of bong waterKurt is going to lose his gay virginity next week on Glee! Who's excited? Wait, is anyone there? Where did these crickets come from?
Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @aldaybeez Yesnot her being my birthday twin.... https://t.co/zfMMxfInM1scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton wa… https://t.co/9T2X1MlHrl
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1/16
2021
https://t.co/l8p70QFPESIf astrology isn’t real how come Kanye, Trump and Azealia are all geminis?
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Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @OzieBee https://t.co/pBkzhqNorqI think this is difficult to understand if you think queerness is merely a psychological thing within a single pers… https://t.co/tgqMq3gLPI
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Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @beckyvenus Not thin blue line Beckystill so many pumpkins in my neighborhood....No Mardi Gras parades in NOLA this year, but people are doing house floats! Decorating their houses and hiring som… https://t.co/IPWz99iDQW
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Retweeted by Des Moines a Lisa @radicalcoolkid said the 34+35 instrumental sounds like wii music :/
Retweeted by Des Moines a LisaI’m so glad you reached out but I’m actually at capacity right now/helping someone else who’s in crisis/dealing wit… https://t.co/OSAisech0smichael cera walked so lucas hedges could runimagine if the last cycle the prize was a spread in Italian Vogue and then the cycle you’re on the prize is being t… https://t.co/SEPJN47B1jthese antm photo shoots were all so BUSTEDDDDDWHO has been calling this hot https://t.co/32Z38LXNrE https://t.co/scmiCuWx0h
1/15
2021
thinking about this luigi massoni vanity https://t.co/qpWrzruvJ5
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1/14
2021

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