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Average triathlete. Finding my place in alternative medicine or food or coffee or 🍺. Bad jokes are a side effect of life. https://t.co/ZEyDlrSHe5

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Joined Twitter 12/22/09


@amitvelo @mehulved @girishmallya Agreed. Take care all of you. @amitvelo @mehulved @girishmallya This is not at all a good idea. I have no idea on what basis they are reopening.… https://t.co/NJxNFkagSMEasing of Restrictions and Phase-wise opening of Lockdown. #MissionBeginAgain https://t.co/3JJrWIWV4J
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @unitechy I use that for everything else except the coffee making hahaha @lucidillusions_ @sindhicrawford CoplRT if you're going to continue being on self imposed lockdown because you believe this Unlock1.0 is a bad, improperly thought out idea.
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5/31
2020
The Legal Aid Committee of NLUJ along with the NGO Prayas is trying to help migrant workers in this crisis. Here i… https://t.co/8KWOKjH7Ar
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyFrom Monday to Thursday total #MumbaiRains will be 200mm. Heaviest rain exceeding 120mm with gusty winds of 40-50 k… https://t.co/wVN68w77EN
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyWhat the f*** is this shit? Is there no one with even half a brain in this whole damn government? https://t.co/0UI16CJ5pL
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyMoney Heist review by a smol kitten https://t.co/J1J7OPmK3r
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyThis country is now so far beyond parody, it's unbelievable. Next the SG will use this "report" as part of his argu… https://t.co/hgVMsRETJx
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeySo proud of this boy!!!! https://t.co/HC2gjHhbBcI’m sorry I can’t stop laughing https://t.co/WI7OIfTR5J
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @purrsiflager @ZomatoIN I swear @NotMengele @ZomatoIN So considerate @GauravSaha @angelt18 @cheybread69 @wolfmomz Omggggg @sindhicrawford Hey, you need a pass and letter stating the reason for travel, shall send you a copy of what it loo… https://t.co/pqxPqLOREH @pronator_drift 😍😍😍😍Nahi re @ZomatoIN, pathavto ka? #jevliskaisthenewwhatsup https://t.co/PxubUO1y18Everyone ready for Premam thread? #5YearsOfPremam 💖 It's all GIFs you've seen seventy times, but spirit is only im… https://t.co/HkFv0tTzTh
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @npueu Nandu 😍🥺The longer version of Arnab's expert comments on Pakistan's alleged locust conspiracy against India. If a @republichttps://t.co/IuJcFtU1lI
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5/30
2020
@Agrimonious @adityaTofficial @Burrp_Beer Don't waste your energy no. Issok. @adityaTofficial @Agrimonious @Burrp_Beer Tu jaanta nahi mera leader kaun haiEssential Workers feeding their families with all the rounds of applause they've received: https://t.co/5SiFHlhStC
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @abhi_sc4 Oh wait they made graphs to show we don't need that much testing 😂If you're a privileged Indian who's posting about racism in the US, but have never said a word online about Kashmir… https://t.co/oLf9ZhTLDg
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyPersonally experiencing the worsening situation in Mumbai for patients. In the last week, 2 patients needed urgent… https://t.co/OwclwrnIKb
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @pronator_drift Same here, hospitals refusing to admit99% of Mumbai's ICU beds occupied: BMC What will the end of June look like? It is only 4 weeks and 2 doublings (me… https://t.co/DxEvM9GS8c
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @harsh6363 @Burrp_Beer 😂😂😂This image should haunt all of us for a long time... https://t.co/sWB3yJwzmb
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyFriends dad is has a brain tumor and needs an IV to be home administered everyday along with other care. They are l… https://t.co/ZEHPGoIJ55
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyActor Sonu Sood helps 151 women labourers + 9 others in Kochi fly home to Odisha on chartered flight on Friday morn… https://t.co/f0r6CmsbuW
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyAmerica: where a black man can't take a knee on a football field for thirty seconds, but a white cop can take a kne… https://t.co/2lWYhR2oIK
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @godoolally Beer is third option @godoolally Beer. @godoolally Although indian mothers will give you one fatka if you call it that @godoolally Flat bread @godoolally proving the need for Atmanirbharta @TreshaGuha @godoolally @wolfmomz Half mark additional cut for using diacritical marks @godoolally Family Guy @DJSirkit @godoolally Unne pum pum se aari thi @godoolally Also sounds more related to some Mr. Rao Aka Chimmarao @godoolally Yerba Mate Gotcha mate @godoolally copy>consensus @iRahulJadhav @godoolally I WANT TO BE OFFICIAL DERAILER @godoolally Does one get beer for bad jokes? @godoolally Bro. https://t.co/EsEBOf3FNF @godoolally Synthetic fibre @godoolally Govinda will always be no. 1 hero @godoolally Bro. How to copy? https://t.co/eUMQZaQGGP @godoolally Coolie no. 1 @godoolally JLo my queen forgive these babies for they not knoweth what they're copying @godoolally It's fun to derail. Can I be official derailer? How can it be KATY PERRY Y'ALL? 2001 SHE WAS 16?! @godoolally Katy Perry @godoolally Edna would've been proud of her dikra @godoolally Should have been Tarapore dresswala ngl @godoolally Edith Head @godoolally Bermuda @godoolally Hans Christian AndersenOne thing I have noticed as a journo is, it doesn't take much to hoodwink the Indian media. Most edit rooms don't h… https://t.co/VKRHdjn9ST
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyThe best thing you will see ALL day. Sound on. 😂😂 https://t.co/c2ZSt5SIs5
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyBeautifully done ❤️ https://t.co/rWBLDEhLmWDidn't even get jeene ke chaar din have only gotten the baaki sab bekaar din
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeySharing this conversation again--for it helped me to work through some complicated thoughts on call out culture, Me… https://t.co/81d9rgBtqG
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @harsh6363 @Burrp_Beer 😂😂😂😂😂😂Those 5 should have been left to starve, not touched and made to feel what it's like to be so inhumanly treated. https://t.co/5mXY9tcgUl @vinayaravind So next time I will text you and not send a voice note. Got it. 😁😁Looking forward to the election when it's Jack vs Zuck.
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @TambeBhakti NIVIN PAULY'S PAAVAM FACE AND SAI PALLAVI'S DANCING 🥺🥺 @harsh6363 @Burrp_Beer #graphsforbeer @vinayaravind Play voice note and call it a day. @Agrimonious @adityaTofficial @Burrp_Beer Such a speciality no to ask really meaningless questions? 😂 @Burrp_Beer @harsh6363 #graphsbeforelogic @Burrp_Beer @harsh6363 #graphswillcurecovid19We had a time in India when Railway ministers used to resign for accidents. Now we have Piyush Goyal
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @adityaTofficial @Burrp_Beer @Agrimonious Do you always ask such questions or is this a special edition?Level of apathy circle is widening to include police, cleaning workers, migrants. I think everyone's waiting till i… https://t.co/CIGNFTz7wiRemind me why we should trust a government that doesn't give priority to frontliners lives? Level of apathy toward… https://t.co/ByP5eDfweTThese colour graph enthu cutlets pretending to understand so much more about CoVid 19 and it's solutions more than… https://t.co/ief2h175Z6 @gautambhatia88 2U2Good morning to all Prophets of Doom. https://t.co/OgM3fABr1k
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @laxswamy Unbelievable!!! 😶It's just past 4:00 a.m. in the #COVID ICU. If you were here, you might be surprised at how quiet it is, at how few… https://t.co/ODtf5i3rDP
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5/29
2020
Arnab is blaming Pakistan for locusts in India. Yes, you read that right https://t.co/gCeVAOWmf7
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @floydimus Is this the atmanir-bharta he was talking about? @Burrp_Beer @ashaharidas Happy Birthday Asha! If burpee doesn't feed you on time please tell us. 😘😘 @GauravSaha 😂 aaya aag laganeDear housing societies - if somebody in your area is tested positive & home- quarantined (because they are asymptom… https://t.co/hKxr5LnZ9l
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @ruSh_Me Having a real conversation about possibility of infection and what dangers lie ahead versus seeking sympat… https://t.co/ID3ZHlcQjZ @ruSh_Me Fear is real. But I don't see medicos seeking sympathy for the work we do. It's always about responsibilit… https://t.co/GbBKyTQNw0I'm sure you've seen many of these domino sequence things. But this takes it to the next level. https://t.co/8f7bds1bs9
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyBetter to be a prophet of doom than a puppet of doom.
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @neerjadeodhar Ded 😂😂This is exactly where a judge should ask: "Name these High Courts and explain what exactly you mean by 'parallel go… https://t.co/JNR5HSVFgl
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @ammarawrites Hugs Ammara ♥️♥️If you're going to do "seva" for migrant workers then why talk about getting infected with the virus while doing th… https://t.co/HQKpz1Xtlw[THREAD: THE LOCUST PLAGUE] 1/26 All that happens in S. Asia and Aus. directly or indirectly goes back to the fact… https://t.co/w6MxbTCa7R
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5/28
2020

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