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Average triathlete. Finding my place in alternative medicine or food or coffee or 🍺. Bad jokes are a side effect of life. https://t.co/ZEyDlrSHe5

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Joined Twitter 12/22/09


@lightroastguy @wef Hats offI'm sure if Trump found something, one thing (?) to be proud of during his tenure as President of USA our supreme l… https://t.co/adY6nHzTuE @joogasama Bik gayi hai gormintYour gentle reminder that the highest praise that regime propagandists could come up with for Modi's 2014 election… https://t.co/3cje1vBhpB
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyWe have to be the only country in the world where the PM doesn't do Press conferences in his entire term. NOT A SINGLE ONE.PM of the World's Largest Democracy @NarendraModi has not held a single Press Conference for 2431 days. Media doesn… https://t.co/7x0qX1v6mY
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @gauravsabnis Hahahahahahaaaa they aren't getting it, are they?"The splain is so strong in men that even after you tweeted multiple times that I'm just trolling you, dudes still… https://t.co/z663yvyTi9
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @harsh6363 I AM UNLEASHING HIM ON SOME VERY STUPID PEOPLE @nainamadan Haha, just tired. Realllly tired of stupid people.Why is it called passion fruit and not kama-phal?Dragon fruit is now kamalam. A strong message to all fruits that think they can mess with India
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyCovid discount but when you don't have to deal with COVIDIOTS.Looks like the 1700s British era left him behind with their archaic duelling https://t.co/rwb9bUZoyfI am tired of educated but choosing to be stupid people. @harsh6363 Can he scream at some people? @nainamadan NOPE. The books listed aren't great.Societies holding tournaments gatherings and get-togethers, please tell me, WHY?
1/20
2021
@harsh6363 Dawa aur daantBecause their parents & grandparents didn't go to therapy and still rubbish the existence of mental health issues.… https://t.co/vOUEhnrUgbBhaiyya chhutti pe jaake Covid leke aao aur fir bina bataye clinic main aajaoge toh daant hi padni hai na.The virus was a medical problem to be dealt with science, governments worldwide instead dealt with as if it was a l… https://t.co/n8DZlSpRVD
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @SonyLIV Why is your transmission so shitty?! @k_rupal Please please please I'd be grateful
1/19
2021
One plant bb of mine is so damn moody that if the daily spritz is delayed by even 15 mins the wilting leaf drama by god.The number of candidates recruited in phase 3 trials of these Covid vaccines in our country are dangerously low to… https://t.co/DMIeRDTqb9Can we now finally cancel Gooswami after his so called ilk has given up on his zameer on National TV on his channel? @ajit_bhaskar Brie, cheddar and burrata with a baguetteI got sent a cheese platter for looking after someone when sick. 😭😭😭😭Monday night serenade by a bathroom singer in the next building. 😂Just published in “Nature”. Even when antibodies decline levels of specific memory B cells, which are immune cell… https://t.co/IiMgtuDE2Q
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyWhat a giant mess https://t.co/E6SKAsDEfX
1/18
2021
Found out about Teera from my mom today. If we can all help this beautiful baby, I'd be grateful. Hope she gets the… https://t.co/ipnwMur8VMतीरासाठी ही concert arrange केली आहे. त्यातून मिळणारे पैसे तीराच्या उपचारासाठी दिले जातील.जमलं तर तिकीट घ्या (ticke… https://t.co/OZzEuILWnm
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1/17
2021
Imagine an email actually finding you well
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyThe Shadow King by @MaazaMengiste is so powerful yet devastating and heartbreaking! @Aurgho_ I have never met you two but your tweets about each other have always been a source of joy. Wish you a blissful life ahead! ❤️❤️❤️Facebook and WhatsApp are single handedly responsible for the worldwide rise of right wing violence.
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyDid my 1st run since my plantar fasciitis injury forced me out of the marathon 4 weeks ago. Made it 10 mins. Woof.… https://t.co/0kOeMAGy34
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyToday was a leisure walk the blues out and admire all flowers and foliage day.The #Phishing complaint is said to have been filed in Srinagar, Kashmir and not Delhi. (Sharing this to save the t… https://t.co/2GPQhhSzqp
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @poisonaavi OMG HORTMELT MAXBitching starts with "Aata tula kay sangu..." and after 2 hours ends with "Jaude aaplyala kay karaychay"
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @GangulyAmrita Most excellent paw-spectTo have someone worry about you other than your family and close friends, is nice. Worry is not nice. Feeling is nice. @Freyan Banana cream pie Muffins It's a replacement for sugar and binder for most cake items Mug cake @PalleteNScope Good to know. Thank you.
1/16
2021
@singhvivek73 @AsslikeNat BKC jumbo Covid care facilityIt's COVISHIELD. Still dubious on the data. I hate this. https://t.co/knYVlukDi0 @singhvivek73 @AsslikeNat It's not. It's covishield. Confirmed with colleagues.The focus should remain on Arnab Goswami’s chats. Intend to read the whole 501 pages over the weekend. Sidenote t… https://t.co/e29DutiLIE
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyOur daily reminder that Munawar Faruqui is still in jail for jokes he did not crack -- and did not need to crack --… https://t.co/34weLuhs3A
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyWow — this is awful. For the record, @Harvard has no school of journalism, no department of journalism, and no pro… https://t.co/harPIeOlca
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyWe are in the middle of a pandemic and don't have enough hospital beds but sure... temple is what the govt wants to… https://t.co/B7UHvJrUfG
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyI should stop thinking, ear chocolate , drink wine and go to sleep. Bass ho gaya ye data search.Rolling out vaccines or joints da.THERE IS NO BOOSTER DOSE ADVISORY TO ANY ONE RECEIVING THE PRIMARY DOSE OF COVISHIELD TOMORROW. THERE IS NO NEWS OF… https://t.co/g4SdedkmJ1India's rabidly r/w journalist Arnab Goswami celebrating👇🏾 40 dead soldiers in #Pulwama Modi admin hs bn using 's… https://t.co/1lvxSoKyPT
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyDon't let the Nidhi Razdan Harvard fiasco distract you from the fact that Arnab Goswami has access to the PM and ot… https://t.co/1KoMoyW42v
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyRelax bhakt, job offer fake tha, degree nahin
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @Iam_vin There is hardly any data available related to Covaxin. @Iam_vin I don't know. Covishield is being injected as far as I know for now. Doctors or general public do not get… https://t.co/XQBLAFEmIg @Vaishnavioffl I have access to it tomorrow and I don't know what the answer is. @Iam_vin Not at all. All vaccine trials are published and peer reviewed then rolled out. Applicable to vaccines rel… https://t.co/NdXkX4sI5g @Iam_vin Approved by our govt only and quite frankly the process is haphazard. There is no trial data published.It's covishield vaccine apparently. Day wise allocation of doctors has been done for vaccination. Why is it so dubi… https://t.co/NsXig55ttB @pariktank Thank you @pariktank Well doctors who worked in CCC are getting it from tomorrow. It's covishield. Atleast at BKC where I wor… https://t.co/Uq01qTUyGeWe don't have phase 3 trial data published for either of the home grown vaccines. Neither peer reviewed nor individ… https://t.co/QX3uorTtl8Any doctors on my TL who worked at the COVID CARE CENTRES in #Mumbai and received the message to just come and get… https://t.co/0BlYrr9o5kCan’t wait. https://t.co/kgXcL4kSj2
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyIf you're making fun of Nidhi for her ordeal, you are an asshole. Can't imagine what she is going through.Indian govt is rolling out a vaccine without completing phase 3 trials, without informing about registration protoc… https://t.co/1jnORWLfN1 @sindhicrawford @NetflixIndia So hotttttWaiting for someone to come up with how Signal is also listening to our conversations. 😭VACATIONS ARE NOT EMERGENCY TRAVELS.When I say travel I mean VACATIONS you dumbos.There have been full families turning up Covid positive with barely any symptoms after history of travel. Most plac… https://t.co/3IVIVXPXwW @gauravsabnis Ghungroo toot Gaye? Ok byeSpread facts, not viruses. A year ago, I was reading reports coming out of China of a virus with "limited human-t… https://t.co/4UlPxbX6yq
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @bhalomanush Dayuuuummmm I want a signed copy. Digital sign will also do. PUHLEASE. Also congratulations!Just reiterating - the pandemic hasn't gone anywhere. Case numbers are at a high now especially since the travel ha… https://t.co/5YBwtGLVgQ @rahuldsouza I can't stop laughing @unitechy That was most of my class in junior college 😂 @punkuzz Kaise chomu adhi akkal leke ghumte hai aise log @unitechy @lightroastguy @thampialiyo @iRahulJadhav I was looking for this thanks apu!What does "regular at swimming or just for the sake of insta?" even mean? The gall to DM this to someone you don't even know. 😂 @acweyand especially in those shows, it is so funny
1/15
2021
The truest way to decline is just to say, “it doesn’t feel right to me.” No explanation is necessary.
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @bhalomanush This. https://t.co/O2iTHiYQz2 @bhalomanush Got sent a dubious prescription for something given to a person with MD as a preventive. Yes, I laughe… https://t.co/TgzYhrsgJ9 @abhi_sc4 Tell me when you plan to go I'll sens you locationsIt’s hard to claim any longer that we’re a country governed by the rule of law. https://t.co/MhA2ur8OYh
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyThe cop says, Munawar Faruqui did not joke about Hindus...but he was GOING TO...as per rehearsals...that were overh… https://t.co/TuK15Tohhn
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai Bey @mutter_pulao @wolfmomz @MumbaiOWS matter of practice over timeIn any civilised nation, the govt in UP would have either been dismissed or hauled over the coals for the awful vio… https://t.co/OL1fZpIHwo
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeySo audiobooks are my new commute and thinking pastimes. And @andoh_adjoa does the bestest narration of Americanah… https://t.co/O7aYxyHFfait's literally okay to not have a hot take, and to just go donate, volunteer, and drink water
Retweeted by Tu Kaun Hai BeyPeak lokhandwala https://t.co/hyhSx9fx9z
1/14
2021

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