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Perfectly apt and horribly zeitgeisty | Aeropress; Printing Press; Depress | @SOASAlumni | Now reading: Perdido Street Station | Blood Group: Coffee +

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Alternative story ideas: New season to affect Man United and Liverpool in the Champions League this season. Both te… https://t.co/qxnywSKCeqI know it's the Mirror, but who the fuck thought that this makes for a good sports news story/analysis? https://t.co/q0iBVoFESy @nainamadan Don't apologise to me, apologise to bread!Bought Rimworld a few weeks ago thinking "oh wow, what a sweet little game. This is going to be so much fun." I'm… https://t.co/0hKVt4NXeM @HavaldarShinde It's just a burn scar mum, don't worry about it." @nainamadan Unexpected response!!!! https://t.co/QZK6QItn20 @nainamadan Bread upma? @inaquietraj Blue pencils! 😝 @inaquietraj Just copyeditor things... https://t.co/0dSMMMNCMC👀😂 https://t.co/Lv6iJS5akQlol https://t.co/fMtpNXCzQtAndrew + Sohla = church. “I’m going to use a lot of cheese because back then they died young” https://t.co/AA7TlHndjx @mycrotchetyluv @neerjadeodhar As it should be @neerjadeodhar @mycrotchetyluv Don’t say baked stuff, N@v;k@ will also come then ah!
9/26
2020
@mycrotchetyluv I don’t mind being skinned alive once. It’ll be quite a shock. @bobachailatte @magali_c This is the best one! @bobachailatte OMG, I saw a few of these pop up on people’s profiles and I was like “wow, who did this!” They are so good. Love the style. @mycrotchetyluv Apparently Ed Geined a lot of material from body snatching so look out for people digging up fresh graves. @mycrotchetyluv Ed’s dead 💀 @bludeehmary @mycrotchetyluv They do, but in a very good way. @mycrotchetyluv Oh wow, do you like tattoos?Everything has changed. https://t.co/8RYLI3yo6p @bludeehmary @nah_im_abdulla Ahahahah @krownnist This reminds me of that lovely artist statement generator: https://t.co/AtGXkmPmXj
9/25
2020
Will media ever stop using the word "sex" to describe what is objectively rape? Adults cannot have sex with 13-yea… https://t.co/sxIhInSzQb
Retweeted by Genderless Android | Major Kusanagi on Acid @moehiny Hahahahaha @vinayaravind Amazing! I saw it in a YouTube video once and haven’t looked back! @vinayaravind I also recommend eating them from the bottom if you don’t already do that. @vinayaravind I see that you too are team eat all of the apple https://t.co/7WjExIweuo @darthdevi https://t.co/DeUWO13fTX @darthdevi I don’t even know what’s real anymore. https://t.co/5gom6txWikI… https://t.co/uHV0ubH93H @darthdevi Omg what is this? @darthdevi This gif! @darthdevi Oh wow, check out https://t.co/qvs0FzL2mR @darthdevi Yeah, I just hate them. The moment I see a post like that, I close the app!https://t.co/v916pYU46F https://t.co/PGmRtacyr3The talent! https://t.co/9aXinn4bRX @almostinfamous HahahaHow Navika reads all our messages on WhatsApp https://t.co/tN9RQz5Ypq @WeirdlyHungry @BucketheadCase @StonerJesus Saved this/stealing this @WeirdlyHungry @BucketheadCase @StonerJesus Lmao @BucketheadCase @madhusudhanFufa @StonerJesus Gifs that your whole body can feel @BucketheadCase @WeirdlyHungry @StonerJesus This is parallel universe wala galaxy brain @BucketheadCase @StonerJesus It’s really beautiful! It’s also really disconcerting lol @BucketheadCase @StonerJesus Lmao! @fussyphus Damn, I saw this happen to a lot of accounts last night! What are they upto? @BucketheadCase @StonerJesus I was better off without this knowledge 😂 @MichaelaOkla https://t.co/fXOEO8E5b0I’m very very very concerned. https://t.co/9DUZeeIY3R
Retweeted by Genderless Android | Major Kusanagi on AcidAnd they say investigative journalism is dead https://t.co/mk1gksOKDW
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9/24
2020
@clayytonbiggsby The only good thing about this is that it isn’t that horrible crunchy peanut butter.Hello, a friend runs the youtube (and insta) channel - Dalit Poetry and Literature. He has just uploaded a hindi re… https://t.co/Fcb6rMvFuD
Retweeted by Genderless Android | Major Kusanagi on Acid @BucketheadCase @PabloVikasso Lmao https://t.co/JoNOtj1FF3 @PabloVikasso @BucketheadCase did this months ago, which might as well be decades ago in Twitter time. @BabaGlocal I'm so thankful to my school Whatsapp group because they helped me discover the setting that stops peop… https://t.co/mmjQ2FAMpCI just loved all magazines. I read anything you put in front of me Tinkle, The Week, Outlook, Femina, Women’s Era,… https://t.co/TOYM6XbhPo @not_so_jain I tried but motivation is also demotivated right now.As a reminder of simpler times, IFTT sent me an email to upgrade my account to pro before my applets are archived.… https://t.co/orE0HiVBVSGot my morning laugh from @matoxley, followed by what turned out to be an amazing article https://t.co/WTtSRkigPL https://t.co/YqTxrftIoWwho decided to call it the amphibian life cycle and not frogress
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9/23
2020
@bludeehmary I’m telling you Anu, these pictures exist 🙃 @bobachailatte @tribalations I do that too! Well, when I can afford them! @tribalations I was skeptical when I switched but so glad that I did. Definitions and character write ups available… https://t.co/0nZYQfn6SJThis is 100% true 👀 And I hate it 💀 https://t.co/0oS8JEcmBqme: hey what time is it jameela jamil: Thankfully, I never had to learn the mere concept of time. I live in my own… https://t.co/zywPSmtIox
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Retweeted by Genderless Android | Major Kusanagi on Acid @nargiskiphool +1 @vaniIlaessence Of course, like a good despot @magali_c Proper! @mycrotchetyluv Not surprising at all. You know na how nothing surprises me. @clayytonbiggsby Reminds me of those American right wingers who police other people’s behaviour from a place of pri… https://t.co/zfDmzOwI9Q @clayytonbiggsby Haha totally @magali_c Remember when she had that whole fat positive thing going and BIPOC women told her that what she was doin… https://t.co/ALer3zhrqvThis is the most egregious gaslighting I’ve ever seen. Someone finds you annoying so you tell them to go to therapy? https://t.co/68AvbBYtSyBlue Rothko Red by jeloid https://t.co/HlhURefXBR
Retweeted by Genderless Android | Major Kusanagi on Acid @buddhcomm Oops! @darthdevi Both the cats and the photographs are gorgeous! @vinayaravind Yes, unnecessarily. @vinayaravind You can add a custom icon but it’s a workaround and that workaround is not elegant enough. It basical… https://t.co/sp8mOyAChuI can finally give Twitter the icon it deserves (this workaround for custom icons is pretty shit and I’m deleting i… https://t.co/EpRunwa0E4
9/22
2020
@mycrotchetyluv @MumbaiCentral Can confirm that idlis in Chennai are also next level! @npueu @BucketheadCase +1 @AnantikaMehra Also highly recommend following this insta for tips on long term management of headaches https://t.co/GHsUeC3n3v @AnantikaMehra Hot compress, paracetamol, no light, no sound. @NoFilterNoorie Ya dude, no hearing in left ear rn.Managed to take him to the vet while I have the mother of all sinus inflammation scenes.Done with Chompsky’s annual vaccine day. He’s now relaxing and ignoring me 🙊 @JoanMirOfficial @MotoGP @suzukimotogp @AGVHelmets @dainese @MonsterEnergy @EG00 @oakley You have skill and guts! T… https://t.co/PLYdbGSCNw @HavaldarShinde Ah fair enough. I totally like the fact that it gives me the ability to kill all light for those migraine days lolWhat to expect for at the biggest COVID era https://t.co/m0pl0w2kF8
Retweeted by Genderless Android | Major Kusanagi on Acid @HavaldarShinde Black out curtains are underrated!https://t.co/c3JrIAhdaP
Retweeted by Genderless Android | Major Kusanagi on Acid @almostinfamous Your tweet is just so well made! @almostinfamous Yes, he’s a lifestyle socialist.Yes, he’s a trader. Yes, he’s from IIT.This is the worst take I have ever heard on Twitter. (Which is saying something when this place has the president o… https://t.co/sAIeJKKuT9
9/21
2020
@perfectsweeties @pepsiwithastraw @mycrotchetyluvScience Twitter is so wholesome 😭 https://t.co/O7MXDQhECy https://t.co/sD8EGLMZod
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9/20
2020

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