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Watch Two Pints with Will and Ralf here https://t.co/X7fyp1fDL5 Or listen to it here https://t.co/JSPXlAzBjf

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I'm still agog at the fact this government are giving people who can afford to eat out £10 per meal in subsidies th… https://t.co/GTkxUy0ltu
Retweeted by Ralf Little @lulu_popplewell Betrothe, remove clothe, kill em after doing bothe?What idiot called it ‘shag, marry, murder’ instead of ‘bed, wed, dead’?
Retweeted by Ralf Little @JohanRob77 @JamesPurefoy I’ll happily take that. JP is one handsome devil.FINALLY! https://t.co/rBTdkWo2t7Please like if you would buy an audiobook. For this to be a financially viable project, this tweet will ideally get… https://t.co/DCPXoigHVN
Retweeted by Ralf Little @BettyGranville @FergusCraig DoneNormalize buying @FergusCraig a coffee so that Dad’s crime novel can become a full audiobook. https://t.co/ypA6UShQiJ
Retweeted by Ralf Little @lulu_popplewell 🔥🔥🔥 @JimMFelton @SpillerOfTea Joyless folder padding.This Daily Mail caption reads like it’s being bundled into a police van. https://t.co/B25unf56nL
Retweeted by Ralf LittleThe Importance of Free Speech @Ayishat_Akanbi https://t.co/ppvLurUxXX
Retweeted by Ralf Little @paulfoxcroft @SaimaFerdows @lulu_popplewell I think you didn’t misread and she just can’t spell.Sunday : Clap for carers Monday : Blame for carers Wednesday : Car park charges for carers
Retweeted by Ralf LittleSnippet of an interrogation scene from Dad's crime novel. https://t.co/oYr3EwaC9C
Retweeted by Ralf Little @SpillerOfTea @JimMFelton “Padding out the folder” Max? Weird euphemism. Just say “doing a shit”.
7/10
2020
@Mellor76 @originalkidda Jesus. I leave twitter for a couple of hours and... what happened??PODCAST NEWS: Our latest ep is a watch along of the 2 Pints Musical Episode. Here @Mellor76 explains where and how… https://t.co/HBGuPwGoXzMe when I start using cash again after lockdown https://t.co/BvWCqkwOv8
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7/9
2020
@susan_wokoma Absolutely. Just oozes effortless understated class in everything. She came backstage after she saw a… https://t.co/U9CaDvTkUgWhen the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a Moray https://t.co/piU3UtyQlh
Retweeted by Ralf Little @BobAustraliaUK @AXNMystery Can’t complain I have to admit! 😎🌴👍🏻 @SquidyUK Haha only if you fancy it. Truth be told... a lot of it’s dated, but with hindsight, some parts are much… https://t.co/7WXSwYRXrO @BrianMcshane8 No worries mate hope it’s all ok. Make sure you get to play the game... it’s astonishing. @Kayzee1000 No biggie. Just a thought I had after reading. 👍🏻 @SquidyUK Do it do it do it do it @Fruit_Bat17 hey mate would you mind deleting your comment about LOU2 after my tweet? Only because it’s a minor spo… https://t.co/7PhgS5Var2 @footprintsfh That’s grief for you. And what bold storytelling to portray it so uncompromisingly. @swchef10 @daraobriain What do you mean mate?Finally. https://t.co/5y7VV7pgbjGovernments be like... #BlackLivesMattter #YoureNotHelping https://t.co/3eAwYU2Y3X
Retweeted by Ralf Little..... London-born twins face deportation to different countries https://t.co/GuBgLYogAW
Retweeted by Ralf LittleLoving this watch along of the musical episode. Oh how i miss Two Pints! It was so good, never gets old!🍺🍺 Also I l… https://t.co/dIS7CX0cMq
Retweeted by Ralf Little @Kayzee1000 Can you delete your reply to me about LOU2 please mate. Don’t want people reading my tweet to come across any spoilers. @Chrisflaps76 hey mate would you mind deleting your comment about LOU2 after my tweet? Only because it’s a minor sp… https://t.co/zxRwzS1npm @BobAustraliaUK @AXNMystery It’s all non studio. We shoot entirely on location in Guadeloupe in the Caribbean./ 🌴ミステリー in パラダイス シーズン9 7/11(土)夕方4時 日本独占初放送✨ \ マンチェスター🇬🇧からカリブ海の島🏖️にやってきた新しい刑事は、史上最強に変な奴⁉️南国で奮闘する英国刑事の姿が話題を呼んだ英BBCの… https://t.co/ipnU1LDxQZ
Retweeted by Ralf Little @MarinaHyde @thandienewton Wow. What an interview that is. 🔥 @Beki_Goulding @FullFrameNinja Scenes @charlieoliver49 You ever got emotional about a book? Are you for real... it’s just pages. @BrianMcshane8 What exactly have I told you? Other than the the game is good?Dad is really starting to get very excited about his novel. https://t.co/RjXAHVgvvP
Retweeted by Ralf Little @FergusCraig @immarkosullivan @rufusjones1 Me too. 😬🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/Szo0lc6ZjH @jimmyogs I got the exact outcome I was hoping for.
7/8
2020
I just finished The Last Of Us 2 and feel completely hollowed out. What an absolute masterpiece of relentless heart… https://t.co/JimjDsInxS @daraobriain I know the EXACT bit you mean.Hero goes undercover in Dad's crime novel. https://t.co/CVz5JXDvyy
Retweeted by Ralf LittleAll the Roger LeCarre extracts in one place. Let the publishing bidding war begin. https://t.co/tHFWeTLaXt
Retweeted by Ralf Little @Beki_Goulding @FullFrameNinja (And only 17 proper ones👀) @immarkosullivan @FergusCraig @rufusjones1 Huh yeah I’ve heard a few people saying this to be fair. It’s not for me… https://t.co/RRkOrFi4ls @Beki_Goulding @FullFrameNinja I only counted 23...? @FergusCraig @rufusjones1 Me too. They’re a fact of life but... hate them. Also “make sure it’s well lit and framed… https://t.co/TMfc3ALlIZWow this is crazy. I didn’t expect him to just tweet it and not do it. That’s wild, https://t.co/vuzruhX2Kt
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7/7
2020
Never has a profile pic gone better with a tweet. https://t.co/1B9gfvH5Qf
Retweeted by Ralf LittleName me a tweet format more annoying than this one. I'll wait.
Retweeted by Ralf LittleNow that the pubs are open... @rickygervais @DavidBrentMovie #theoffice https://t.co/UvRFF54ocC
Retweeted by Ralf LittleTwitter is something else. Even trying to garner a little support for people whose livelihoods are in great jeopard… https://t.co/QpWNtGkEQE
Retweeted by Ralf Little @simonblackwell The beautiful and rarely played 3rd verse. @GerardChick 🙌🏻Yeah, we weren't bad. Had some pretty good tunes. But the record companies nowadays, they just want bleepy bleepy r… https://t.co/4gCBiUF6i7
Retweeted by Ralf Little @GerardChick Devon! @david_hollas My mum’s new house in Devon!
7/6
2020
@ColinD66 Isn’t he the sweetest? @MelissaMorrigan Bullied her into it. @REBBrain All. Day.So this was my weekend. How was yours? https://t.co/qmZlCsmEmmThe city of San Diego accidentally setting off all the fireworks at once will always be funny to me https://t.co/HTmvOjkZ4V
Retweeted by Ralf LittleSad to see our local theatres @LyricHammer and @bushtheatre still locked down today. Many other governments are sup… https://t.co/OkQIfX4Nhf
Retweeted by Ralf Little @Muttthenut @Mellor76 No that is me actually. See you later.I've just emailed my MP asking them to call on the government to Save Theatre in the UK. Join me: https://t.co/guxIBpQQqs
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7/5
2020
A viral Facebook post claims it is "100% proven" that Bill Gates’ polio vaccine permanently disabled 47,000 childre… https://t.co/VxBOr3V40E
Retweeted by Ralf Little @del_usory @Mellor76 Paypalled to you already. @GordonRef @PKendrickWIG @georgeyboy @ashtontownafc @EmmersonBoyce I only remember your goal and my assist… https://t.co/J1CqteqC6d @Mellor76 Wait, so yesterday when you confessed you’ve always been deeply in love with me and I sent you £5000... @gigiwalshy 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻Barbers have reopened today in the UK and... 😂😂 https://t.co/obCiwcVKFE
Retweeted by Ralf LittleAnyone else getting a haircut today!?😳 https://t.co/oxpiv9p77D
Retweeted by Ralf Little @gigiwalshy (Grey at the top...?)
7/4
2020
Detective Roger LeCarre at the morgue. (Dad's crime novel) https://t.co/dmX9lGJIX7
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7/2
2020
@lulu_popplewell @JozNorris Don’t you dare Joz.
7/1
2020
@simonblackwell @nickmurftweets “Maybe try and”... @Mellor76 @antony_28 @NetflixUK @BBCOne I have crossed everything I can think of. Tied a knot and everything.Dad's crime novel introduces us to the marriage of Detective Roger LeCarre. https://t.co/SeIveTmLp3
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6/30
2020
My favorite views of our planet that capture the boundary between night and day. https://t.co/Jo3tYH8s9E
Retweeted by Ralf LittleWhen nan decides to take a dip 😂😂 https://t.co/7yejbhZxM8
Retweeted by Ralf Little @SpillerOfTea Just coming up with original and brilliant non formulaic observations. Don’t tell me someone’s already made a press up joke? @SpillerOfTea Something something press ups.These daughters pulled the best prank on their mum. You'll never guess what was in the box 😂🥑 https://t.co/eQIoRAeXtg
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6/29
2020
Wherever you are, whoever you love, celebrate with Pride and let’s try our best to understand one another.… https://t.co/XMY4AzkZgK
Retweeted by Ralf LittleWhat? This is an actual problem? Why should it be anyone’s business to make men feel manly? Wear a mask because it… https://t.co/24e0rPn4CB
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6/28
2020
@simonjonesLDN No it did not @PlayStation @Naughty_Dog 👀
6/27
2020
⚡️ “Dad” - Best Moments. https://t.co/XQQ1G20Chx
Retweeted by Ralf Little @jodamiromanov Haha I get you now! Fair enough. @jodamiromanov What is Parler?Appalled to discover that if you go to a dermatologist and ask why the ointment doesn’t work if you wipe it off qui… https://t.co/M9lwfmt6L2 @zoeIqbal @BeckyWant Ooof old school. Lovely to speak to you Zoe. XFriday, and Lord Sugar visits an industrial estate in Basingstoke. Sadly it’s not Lord Sugar the entrepreneur, but… https://t.co/DcNtoj7hDf
Retweeted by Ralf LittlePopped my head into the Grey Street bakery and told a socially distanced joke about cream horns that left the girls… https://t.co/FekXW4DvsR
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6/26
2020

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