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Randa Jarrar @randajarrar Tongva Land, randajarrar@gmail

My third book, Love Is An Ex-Country, coming 2/2/2021 @catapultstory. Professor. Performer. Queer Egyptian Palestinian American. Muslim. Unstoppable. She/her

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Joined Twitter 6/1/08


“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me... I’ll never see you.” Larry David wants everyone to stay home t… https://t.co/coHRoHQpZr
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar @thebridgebianca So sorry Bridgette. Praying for her and sending love to you @PKhakpour Benedryl is saving meLiterally me. https://t.co/bxZ3Y59N1Y
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar#TransDayOfVisibility 'This list offers a corrective effort, highlighting...the people and films that have contribu… https://t.co/BWC0BvtuSv
Retweeted by Randa JarrarLOL marweezy sent me this piece of news 😂😂😂 @marwahelal https://t.co/YhVWFx3XXk
4/1
2020
Anyone else think Drake’s kid looks like the babies in Nabi Saleh though? @randajarrar When this is all over, I will throw the sluttiest party ever!
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar @justineplays Omg Justine can I buy my tix today?! 😫Being a slut during this pandemic is super sad. I now envy everyone who cohabitates with partners. And I usually pity them. @morganology @audreygelman I dreamt I got one last night 😢
3/31
2020
We can't wait to publish this book! Howls and cheers, @ThreaWrites! 🐺 https://t.co/uY8ImnXrG5
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar @jsparfums 💞🥰🥳 @jsparfums just ordered a mixtape sample set and so excited 💞🎶For my friends with kiddos at home. They will be chill for an entire 20 minutes, I promise 😄 https://t.co/W1lTmOdqT8The COVID-19 pandemic has put in fast forward our slow-motion crises, including economic inequality, food insecurit… https://t.co/gsK7ABvKWm"We are in this kind of strange position, where we are the inheritors of both the treasure of empire, but also the… https://t.co/NrkonE8BlvCried so hard watching Uncorked. Laughed too, especially at all the perfect dad lines @CourtneyBVance. It’s such a beautiful film. @thephatic 🤗🥰 @laraeparker I mean no one is forcing introverts to be on instagram live? And it’s helping folks who need tips $ etc.I'm so tired of middleclass + rich writers in panic. It's real. You're scared. Poor ppl are being killed rn & there… https://t.co/Ij6x1Vs730
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3/30
2020
The OED definition for *body* is massive and I love it. This is a photo I took in 2015 when I was first starting my… https://t.co/w48BPVYDFtOkay, Westsiders, I can’t find yeast or flour... ANYWHERE. Who’s hoarding it and wants to trade with toilet paper (… https://t.co/zh96yr8EM1
Retweeted by Randa JarrarIf you're on Goodreads, you can enter to win an advance copy of my new book, CONDITIONAL CITIZENS: https://t.co/bGZkZXCb8K
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar @laraeparker Some of us are extroverts ok?! 😄The only hugs I get these days are the best hugs 🥰🐶 https://t.co/ae9OvBVeMN
3/29
2020
For our DACA and Undoc students and their families, visit this COVID-19 immigrant resource page compiled by… https://t.co/1UWoiJehwe
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3/28
2020
@ZahraComedy @DoctorYasmin Yeah and also who is showering?? 😂 @ZahraComedy https://t.co/ckhfWcTxQlThank youuuuuuu https://t.co/OMrGanWc5c
3/27
2020
@agent_ayesha oh, no. Sending so much light to you both. @randajarrar @AAIUSA @ArabAmericanMus Yes! You can choose whichever race you most closely identity with, including… https://t.co/d3f0fNc3si
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3/26
2020
How are North Africans and West Asians replying to the census? Last I heard we are writing in Arab etc. @AAIUSAhttps://t.co/zhZaWkSDoH @Wirjil Thank you 🥰😚Femme indoor extroverted life means rocking my bjork earrings and taking 78 selfies https://t.co/bas35imTgS
3/25
2020
Everyone should be watching High Maintenance on HBO. It’s so heartwarming and wholesome but also sexy and about stoners @zoeylikesit Ew. I love a good moose knuckle as much as the next guy, but fascist military anything kills my boner. @amyharvard_ it's the secret reason for all the beards🎶Weinstein took a COVID test/ turns out/ he's a hundred per cent/ a rapist 🎶
3/23
2020
This year, instead of bombing and shooting and dropping phosphorous on blockaded and unarmed Palestinians in Gaza,… https://t.co/25s1ieWXTwI released this album I made as a reflection of and during the global pandemic only on ⁦@Bandcamp⁩ please show me l… https://t.co/tQSRG9tLAn
Retweeted by Randa JarrarUghhh Birdbox was prophetic They just wore the masks a few inches too high @nakedvix Stay strong. @jerichobrown Delivery. Stay home. Most places now do contactless delivery. @TheNeedyReader @patricia_engel @sysh @minjinlee11 Oh shit. Pym would be rad if updated too. @Vanessid Yes! I'm so lucky that an ex boo left an inhaler at my place.1) Sales associate: lotions; children's clothes; knives 2) Waitress: Greek diner; Palestinian diner 3) Front recept… https://t.co/KBlYKt68YSBooks with one word titles other than EMMA you'd love to see film adaptations of? For me it's VIDA by… https://t.co/EsKXBWABVEIs it allergy season in LA? Trying not to feel insane about my sneezes, watery eyes, headaches, and sore throat
3/22
2020
This is an absolute disaster waiting to happen. End the blockade now. https://t.co/RtEGF1qfWa
Retweeted by Randa JarrarIs it Tuesday @StabbinsMcGee the ending is tragic AFMy brilliant wife, @PassiSonya is in this important piece about DV/IPV COVID-19 and beyond. https://t.co/xzI8PHFGc4
Retweeted by Randa JarrarSupport a badass Palestinian Egyptian queer artist! Today on band camp artists keep all their revenue. Buy this alb… https://t.co/S2hIeojbN2
Retweeted by Randa JarrarSupport a badass Palestinian Egyptian queer artist! Today on band camp artists keep all their revenue. Buy this alb… https://t.co/S2hIeojbN2
3/21
2020
Who else is ordering new sex toys and lube https://t.co/G15oZobdrX2020 is 2016’s tether
Retweeted by Randa JarrarUnacceptable https://t.co/MBzOOckUOuPlease consider donating to help Imani reunite with family, and if you know anyone in London who can donate a housi… https://t.co/R7sCI067KbBinging #LittleFiresEverywhere with my son, we are loving it
3/20
2020
@yezyes I watched LBMISF twice cause it’s so pretty @cameronesposito @theferocity @JacobTobia @SinaGrace @NicoleJGeorges Oooh! So many Arab American authors too! 😻😻😻BREAKING: All four will be released on LE5,000 bail each, according to lawyer Khaled Ali.
Retweeted by Randa JarrarOh shit. Ahdaf Soueif’s been arrested. https://t.co/dwakeyCT19
3/19
2020
Hi friends. What virtual book launches and readings and discussions are happening? I'd love to share with my students.2020 https://t.co/vWBQtFgfXWI stayed multiple feet away from the other two humans I saw on this walk. https://t.co/2sdC2rsxG4Mjaddara For EVER https://t.co/Nax6Umsjry @johncbeynon @sysh @thefawz they were found by @yasminediazart! We used them to write the fictional diaries for her… https://t.co/1mem7h0jWoYo! Don’t miss @randajarrar’s tea time with writers on IG! It’s revelatory and exactly the company I needed to get myself writing! 🙌🏽
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3/18
2020
joined live streams with @monaeltahawy, @randajarrar, and @sysh. now indulging in ma7shee. social distancing life ain’t so bad 🖤
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar @monaeltahawy @palestinianAF @sysh Me too 💞🙏🏼Instagram live at 1 Pacific 💞 W/ @sysh and @thefawz https://t.co/0YzrIwAv1kTOO HOT TO POD: I’m gonna be doing daily Instagram Live tea hangs. DM me a time and day if you’d like to join! https://t.co/PZTQSAZBhmPlease read this piece by new Jezebel writer Bernard Sanders https://t.co/jYWDyJejuD
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3/17
2020
YAY! Includes books by @ZeynJoukhadar and @ZainaArafat!!!! https://t.co/NrQOP3qCA0Some resources and emergency funds for artists https://t.co/wRfBwEZA6SAnyone else's war trauma being triggered by this pandemic?
Retweeted by Randa Jarrarfifi abdou as hand sanitizers: a thread https://t.co/OguPqBTm63
Retweeted by Randa JarrarRamadan is less than 6 weeks away.people who are still going out to bars and partying in crowded places during the pandemic because “lifes too short”… https://t.co/3Ka4DCwUpY
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar @aminelgamal So proud of you 😅That’s what I’m talkin about!!! Yes! Let’s do it, America! TP is for suckers https://t.co/430WK4ZzSsDo it. Wash. Your. Ass. https://t.co/A4B234Ay6I
3/16
2020
How about Bezos "donates" all his money so we can house and feed everyone alive for a little while https://t.co/f4BPkGWTDM @elenavox Is he blaming you for that though 🤣 @AndreaGtrrz @NPRItsBeenAMin @samsanders @AnjuliSastry Yes! Congratulations, Andrea! @Nadia_Shammas_ but look at the ancient egyptians, their tiktoks are still on walls lmao @AriaAber I love it! Did you watch Lizzo's live feed today? Badass fairy energy @suchitrav Oh I am HERE for any and all shallowness, and thank you!!!You know that pile of books you’ve been meaning to read? https://t.co/D6Upq8KkWJFYI, the amount that the Fed just injected almost covers all student loan debt in the US. There is absolutely NO e… https://t.co/1JdXywj5IN
Retweeted by Randa JarrarPlease enjoy a photo of my dog and take deep breaths ♥️ https://t.co/KuuCdVAdA8I just went to look at the SARS page on the cdc site for research and saw this. Insha Allah the same will happen fo… https://t.co/uLlswXgGUmHey y'all, I know many queer writers of color have been impacted by COVID-19, having to cancel readings and book to… https://t.co/yhTfyHv8F0
Retweeted by Randa Jarrar @saladinahmed A man brings bagpipes into a bar and sits next to an octopus. The octopus fumbles with the pipes for… https://t.co/XEziQfJFmnHoly shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for corona… https://t.co/JvDaTxpKHd
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3/13
2020
@BlackSundaysSF https://t.co/ve1rZW3CrBSeriously the BEST news this week and a gift for our hearts; huge congratulations @morganapple!!!!!! https://t.co/yJyvGGZJM6 @BlackSundaysSF Oh. My fucking. God.
3/12
2020

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