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senior cloud engineer. partially blind. oldest osu! gamer, very gamer swole. Founder, Online Abuse Prevention Initiative. I hate systemd. gaming: @grandma_kj

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i guess it's time to find someone else's example code on how this works/best practices because every single bit of… https://t.co/ma0NeHYTcnso, plans have to manage their own output i guess? sort of? but not all of it. because it still prints out some stu… https://t.co/CVhVNYOtgQ @SirOpsALot salt is one of the few that i haven't used at all :Pme> this is json bolt> and? me> human format is default & i've got it specified in the config file just because.… https://t.co/1jPvBJImlA @angwe i go off on code tangents all the time, and i know my limits. that much flexibility would give me too many i… https://t.co/8V8IZ5ZSO5 @angwe i haven't spent nearly as much time with ansible as i've spent with puppet, but ansible felt to me like it w… https://t.co/4Q2BDyOzDFall of this just so i could run yum update on 40 hosts. i could have done this with a for loop easily enough, but i… https://t.co/EznBY3SZUU @angwe ehhhhh, ansible isn't really a replacement for puppet, though. ansible is great for deploy, no doubt about i… https://t.co/a3dUwfRE3Ewhy is bolt reminding me of a project boyfriendbolt> i'm not gonna continue running because there was an error me> what host had the error bolt> i'm just gonna… https://t.co/rPmsP15oISme> fine, i'll just check the debug file me> wait bolt> surprise me> this file is only 79 lines. it is over 1.5… https://t.co/rYrKKUym37bolt> running a command on 25 hosts. 8 years pass. bolt> all authorization methods failed me> what host? bolt>… https://t.co/km2lTKm7r6i get that especially in command line programs that have commands and sub-commands and options for those commands,… https://t.co/tDIWyDMRTbi have spent all day fighting with bolt and the thought of digging through the documentation again to figure out so… https://t.co/ZUq15E6v1Fto be clear, i really do love puppet a lot. i think it's a great tool, and it's my preferred automation environment… https://t.co/ycIX3PEl9bi could have manually typed 7 hostnames in 22 seconds /rantto list 7 hosts it took 22 seconds https://t.co/MijiEJSb6iALSO ALSO WHY when i'm like bolt show --targets <group_name> and i've got a bunch of groups in my inventory file… https://t.co/XvzO7bjJpZ @mart_brooks i really love puppet! i've used it quite a while, and i've got few complaints (although foreman is kin… https://t.co/cxiRHdAUHKshould have just used ansible.I WANT THE HOUR OF MY LIFE THAT I SPENT ON THIS BACKbefore i only bitched about bolt because the documentation was literally the worst i've ever seen from a software p… https://t.co/QBF2Ix9BtJlisten ok i know this sounds crazy, but ops tools should be relatively stable and config files should not have brea… https://t.co/3cKZwHfwxRit is taking everything i have in me to not tag the person responsible for this on twitter but let it be known that i have restraint.*deep breath* this is an ops tool. is it too much to ask that there are reasonable error messages like "oh hey we… https://t.co/8n3l5WNa9Etfw i go to use bolt for the first time in a while (docs make me want to slam my head into a wall repeatedly) but s… https://t.co/2U2PDlFSO4Tfw I’ve managed to save a small mountain of money to build a new gaming PC (my old CPU is dragging) and I’ve got n… https://t.co/m9hfMoag6V- intel - nvidia both for not releasing their new stuff by next month which is when i was originally planning on b… https://t.co/9cRBxYsZkb @seanmasn because i have 2 usb-c cables here but zero usb-c keyboards.things that have made me mad this morning: - git for windows - outlook - usb-c - micro usb - keurig - git for wind… https://t.co/fY6zDYrMCwif you write a piece of software and it automatically opens a webpage after installing, please jump off of a very tall cliff. @EricaJoy just in case you're considering it, i know a lot of folks are getting smart washer/dryers - i'm personall… https://t.co/KShqdLc5S8keurig, stop asking me to descale or if i want to change the filter at 6 am before i've had my first cup of coffee… https://t.co/KFpIzqtucE
2/24
2020
@itgrrl Accurate image of my home automation >.>sometimes i want to push air the opposite direction, so i've got one of those rotating disc things that people usua… https://t.co/JeqSSHHhBei've got a tuya-enabled fan that turns on to push air through a hallway to keep air well circulated. it oscillates,… https://t.co/62GYcTomuai've got a few humidifiers. one is the switchbot humidifier, and i love it. it's not ugly. it works really well, an… https://t.co/Lrflx32ftDfor cheap smart outlets that don't require power monitoring, i still use tuya/smartlife based outlets. the homeassi… https://t.co/hoPj0E1x9qthere aren't many options for wifi based outlets that allow for power monitoring outside of their specific app. i'v… https://t.co/KRoybTAD3Onewer wifi smartthings outlets are *okay* - but the homeassistant integration is sketch. i keep having to reauthent… https://t.co/1LxssW0PtXfor double outlets, i like zooz the best, but it's kind of chatty. you have to do an OTA update to get firmware to… https://t.co/BpdlDKfuGIfor power outlets with monitoring capabilities, i've got a few favourites. for single outlets, the older zigbee sm… https://t.co/GQbDzgaGz9Some air purifiers use remotes. These work great, too - I control them with a Logitech harmony, also monitoring pow… https://t.co/cOXDRN1QbgHowever, that doesn’t mean you can’t make a non-internet connected air purifier smart. Using a smart outlet, you ca… https://t.co/bduqWteGZwPeople have been asking about my experiences in trying to improve air quality, and I regret to say that I have foun… https://t.co/XDuJyLLMbZ @RadioFreeTom I'm approaching 40. I'm in tech, and I've almost always had a good job, despite growing up poor/lower… https://t.co/YMKpcRuRbR @RadioFreeTom tom have you ever even talked to a young person that wasn't brought up in an environment of privilege?hulu please stop recommending these shows to me. if i wanted to watch men get applauded for doing basic life tasks… https://t.co/1aMEsunc9kwhy have there been so many dumb tv shows about men that end up single fathers but get the help of other men in the… https://t.co/tXcClg8gfzLive footage of a full grown man losing to plastic. @timthetatman https://t.co/5fydMbouNb
Retweeted by Skadi's Thighstho people relatively close to me would probably consider me like... idk, 2.7. https://t.co/1sJFY9RLTe @DanJLage @jasoneady i don't think you know how to interpret women's facial expressions very well..@SlickWraps is moderating comments on the post they made about being hacked. it looks like they aren't allowing an… https://t.co/U1lAikAV6r
2/23
2020
it smells nice and applies well, but holy crap my skin was so dry afterwords. most of the dudes i've known loved bu… https://t.co/5ZgEsXHizffeeling really bad for men rn after trying art of shaving lavender shaving cream. y'all think this stuff is good?the only good thing about being sick is sleeping 14 hours. @spencerseung it probably is for most people, but that's not why i bought it. :P i have normal filtered water in my fridge. @spencerseung just a distiller, idk. it makes 4 liters in 4 hours, i mostly got it for my plants & humidifiers. @Popehat @jbarro this needs to become a twitch emote. @davegraham idk, one of the ones off amazon. i just got one of the recommended ones by them since i didn't care tha… https://t.co/bkJhTlZ1Psi got a countertop water distiller and i've probably never been so excited about something so dull in my entire life
2/22
2020
Don’t project your experience with violent people onto a political figure you don’t even know personally. You don’… https://t.co/zYE1GeK93R
Retweeted by Skadi's ThighsI grew up in a very Jewish area and went to schools with large Jewish populations from kindergarten through college… https://t.co/Zc2ydGnv2C
Retweeted by Skadi's Thighs @chimeracoder Everyone should be yelling and mad imoRemember that time some anonymous shitposter on 4chan’s /sci/ solved an equation that stumped mathematicians for de… https://t.co/fgEqrThOm8
Retweeted by Skadi's Thighs @waynejwerner @Chime @simple I used simple for something like 4-5 years, I think @waynejwerner @Chime @simple I got in early. It didn’t matter. Their policies changed. I’m not the first person to get screwed by them. @waynejwerner @Chime @simple https://t.co/5IDj96qppn this is why I don’t use simple anymore. Although given my luck… https://t.co/NwwU0qm9Vc @waynejwerner @Chime @simple Simple is garbage. They tried to get me to send them a photo in front of my apartment.… https://t.co/CvCeLtX5Qo @Chime You’re kinda missing the point. Text communication isn’t efficient. @ChalicothereX @GavinAyling @aokap_price @ewarren What America definitely doesn’t need is another man in office. Y’… https://t.co/hkD53p26om @Chime tfw there’s no way to contact my bank directly for support and I have to wait 4 hours for an email when it’s urgent.love 2 wake up hot and nauseated. i am so tired pls. @EricaJoy oh no :(when you start to run strace against python, you know it's all gone to shit. @scarynetworkguy i really like arlo. their app is pretty nice, and it allows for local storage, but you are forced… https://t.co/hS2OzbGBg4broke my home assistant config so badly that i had to do a git hard reset because i couldn't figure out wtf was goi… https://t.co/EFW1jMB6w4 @chimeracoder i'm more and more convinced that some of these ppl are kids that aren't even old enough to vote, beca… https://t.co/EVlq2lSB3x @chimeracoder the irony of bernie bros complaining to u that i'm being mean to them is not lost on me. lmao
2/21
2020
2 things can be bad https://t.co/1BYZGASU8y
Retweeted by Skadi's ThighsA new app will help you identify IoT-connected devices around you, and tell you what data they’re collecting… https://t.co/EBtJXoSkJG
Retweeted by Skadi's Thighs @nickblack i also think the fairly normalized tech mindset of "work at least 50 hours a week salaried or you'll nev… https://t.co/mVnRnxe7hL @nickblack ehhhh. i think that's easy for some to say. my mom was the only woman at her steel mill. hard labour, wh… https://t.co/jFUcVpCCUb @TenshiHime13 no, it doesn't. this is the "not all men" of the current political conversation. you're welcome to unfollow if it bothers you. @CALMicC I do. I actually got 2 of them when I was sleeping poorly and found out my CO2 was spiking to really unhea… https://t.co/cOZBxxm6zb @XenoPhage and everything tastest kind of metallic. which doesn't seem like a good sign. @CALMicC the air distribution is weird. it's mostly baseboard heating, but the living room has one of those weird h… https://t.co/4CcfQZKmvX @CALMicC I don't smell anything weird at all - and I'm really sensitive to smell. I thought it might be paint, too,… https://t.co/w03j6QpAhA @XenoPhage Wouldn't PM2.5 be high if it was dust tho? That's what is really puzzling me. Dust would be understandab… https://t.co/RZqlGdW8j1 @CafeChatNoir That's what I'm guessing >.< Even more weird, humidity has dropped in my apartment dramatically durin… https://t.co/acnNTW1zYRThe first symptom is always this weird flushed feeling. Maybe it's just dust allergies? But pm2.5 is staying low. o… https://t.co/ts6iVGGaIsVOC is spiking within minutes of the construction noises downstairs. I don't see how this couldn't all be related.… https://t.co/mD158MnSOzI have a predicament. The apartment below mine is getting renovated. During this entire time, I've felt off. Yest… https://t.co/ZrunZnPsrL @jonrosenberg I’d be pretty ok with this. They would be a good team.Listen, some pundits may say that it was unsporting for Elizabeth Warren to kick off this debate by ripping Mike Bl… https://t.co/8OmY8stI0G
Retweeted by Skadi's Thighs @Slasher stale meta tbh
2/20
2020
@GregWildSmith my time is valuable and i bill hourly. why waste it on them? @GregWildSmith weird how i can't see any of that :P hahahttps://t.co/MB4C6XsBMo
2/19
2020

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