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2X Emmy Nominated Comedian, Actor, Singer, Satirist, Internet Sensation & TV Personality. Bookings, Press, Merch: https://t.co/QhUnKwmZbj #BlackLivesMatter

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We layin down some beats. 🎧 https://t.co/bWV7beYFC1I hate trafficking in conspiracy theories but this is beyond bizarre. WTactualF? https://t.co/XjyhkAtboB
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Retweeted by Randy RainbowThis keeps happening. One time Melania was expected at this gay military skeletons luncheon but she was not feelin… https://t.co/0Lm0W91Mnz @hbshan1084 NoIs that Dick Sargent? https://t.co/dMufMh34QQHe shoulda spent some of that 70k hair budget on a fuckin choreographer https://t.co/8t5VtDS7AP
10/25
2020
Cc: @BarackObamaObama is throwing some heavy shade at Donald today. If he’s good on harmonies we should collab.Just bought my ticket. I can't wait! 🎃👍 https://t.co/jXd9rDIUmL
Retweeted by Randy RainbowAwesome!🤗🎃👻 https://t.co/MlH7MGGPtL
Retweeted by Randy RainbowWhat's that coming over the hill? 😱😱It's a Rainbow. If anyone can put the hollar in Halloween it is this musical ge… https://t.co/QbI88eT2q9
Retweeted by Randy RainbowSecured a ticket! Another late night from the UK, but who cares! Looking forward to it. 💜🌈🎶🧙🧟 https://t.co/jKUKmD2scy
Retweeted by Randy RainbowDone & Done! https://t.co/KhpG7Riz2q
Retweeted by Randy Rainbow🥳🥳🥳 Now I have plans for Halloween! I'll be there with bells on, @RandyRainbow! This is gonna be fun 👀🦇🎃 https://t.co/nf9MwWK3xB
Retweeted by Randy RainbowJust bought my ticket 😁 I’m so excited for this @RandyRainbow 🤩 https://t.co/VqXeBZ06Bj
Retweeted by Randy RainbowKick off Halloween night with moi at my virtual Pre-Election Halloween Party! Live-stream, Interactive sing-along,… https://t.co/mtWWUmil71Dipping my toe into a take on cancel culture in episode 2. #SarahSilvermanPodcast eps 1-5 Here:… https://t.co/Sbl8gV8NdB
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10/24
2020
Y’all heard my dad. 👇🏻 https://t.co/ReQVBzNqNQLast night's #Debates2020 was another fiasco full of soundbites. Thankfully people like @wiczipedia, @brentalfloss,… https://t.co/pvX8cAQJeh
Retweeted by Randy Rainbowhttps://t.co/EfCODqAXML*Name Update* https://t.co/cnSNrfUCiRAll of Trump’s inspirational speeches include “go to hell.”Kristen Welker is a fucking boss. 🙌🏻#Debates2020Anyone else get horny every time they mute Trump’s mic?What is the nomination process for the National Medal Of Freedom? Where do I write in Randy & Patti? * Asking for… https://t.co/sOXNevbkoK
Retweeted by Randy RainbowPress release 🙀 https://t.co/xc4FO8AlKB
10/23
2020
This is the most upsetting image of the week and I saw Rudy Giuliani playing with his balls yesterday https://t.co/sUsFMNtgtcDid you #MakeAPlanToVote ??? Check out this new, awesome video created by my Broadway/ @SesameStreet pal Deborah G… https://t.co/wDKfMGGS9O
Retweeted by Randy RainbowLet's make Election Day a National Holiday so that everyone has equal time and opportunity to vote! Sign our petiti… https://t.co/VWQqL4Yxgg
Retweeted by Randy RainbowHe likes a little Obama before bed. https://t.co/Stn0hNZzBl
10/22
2020
I may have tucked in my shirt twice today 😊America, we need a man with a good soul and a kind heart to be our President, now more than ever. Please watch this… https://t.co/IiVCCnnUW5
Retweeted by Randy RainbowApparently I’m the first person y’all think of after seeing a photo of Rudy Giuliani fondling himself.Start teaching them young. 🙀 https://t.co/3xwRIbn595Omg I love it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/aXcBOfNjCNThanks @headcountorg for the voter survival kit! Y’all ready to #vote??? https://t.co/AmDysZjutNI just love his humanity so so much https://t.co/Mn94H75mEK
Retweeted by Randy RainbowThat’s a Randy Rainbow high 😉 https://t.co/0Vm9zK5mpe
Retweeted by Randy RainbowI came over to play with @RandyRainbow’s p*ssy... https://t.co/1Zw5MioqEU
Retweeted by Randy Rainbow#MyNameIs Billy… just Billy. I’m an Irish mutt who grew up on Long Island. Get ready for the Scranton knuckle sand… https://t.co/JYp7waYTcJ
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10/21
2020
@RandyRainbow @PattiLuPone 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/Einv9xFaje
Retweeted by Randy RainbowJust dinner with @PattiLuPone, no biggie!!! https://t.co/Q6gvacvFluOn this day when Cov-idiot @realDonaldTrump has dared to dump on #AnthonyFauci, here’s a timely reminder of… https://t.co/EZ2xJ9Hw4F
Retweeted by Randy RainbowTiffany fuckin Milk over here https://t.co/uLz2FpN7zERandy Rainbow should be our next Press Secretary or Secretary of State or Defence! . . or whatever. I feel safer al… https://t.co/EgS8e2CerU
Retweeted by Randy RainbowFuck em. https://t.co/iVxhEwC8m7Just cuz... 💘 https://t.co/4ffaONm4aG @GFerro65 Right. Obviously.I’ve got your Halloween plans, gurl. Stand by... 🎃🎶
10/20
2020
@MattBomer Love you back! Thank you again! 💖Love you @RandyRainbow ! 🙏 https://t.co/yFAVmCUyJd
Retweeted by Randy RainbowWhat bitch yas bitch 🔥 https://t.co/mShnyq193PI don’t deserve you @MattBomer! Thank you for these samples from your hot new 🕶 line with @priverevaux! Can you gue… https://t.co/EkCiWhZzjzA beautiful, serene autumn stroll through Central Park. You can’t see my face, but it’s saying, “Put on a fucking m… https://t.co/JXNWTyDNaC💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 https://t.co/HeQN7G43W6I miss the stage. Wear a mask, dummies! 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Sbf3TCHYeHA kitten on my head, mazel tov, mazel tov. https://t.co/9HcrgODr4gGood morning I had wall to wall sex dreams about Mitch McConnell so it’s gonna be a long day
10/19
2020
If I’m pitching a movie about Kirstie Alley giving birth to a Satanic demon voiced by Donald Trump should it be cal… https://t.co/N6g7AStHre“For me... I had to turn the loss into purpose.” “I do get up in the morning and hope Beau’s proud of me.”… https://t.co/a9ue1JKGfl
Retweeted by Randy RainbowHappy Sunday! Quick reminder... #CoverYourFreakinFace 😷 https://t.co/KsdLbrkRkj
10/18
2020
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10/17
2020
Happy Birthday, #AngelaLansbury! Celebrating you tonight and every night. (Please reply to this with a pic of the g… https://t.co/6gnJchjfy9Omg doesn’t this picture of my cat look like Judi Dench fell down on set? https://t.co/TDABVwoGw7The dueling townhalls happened and Twiter was there to share their reactions. See what @RandyRainbow,… https://t.co/XYZOgpFVNq
Retweeted by Randy RainbowWait...she's wearing @RandyRainbow 's signature glasses! Isn't she...? I mean...Is that...? Could it be...? Naahhh.… https://t.co/m7b5goR1Qj
Retweeted by Randy Rainbowhttps://t.co/XLxSvVhmtt https://t.co/v4uvbNrGC0This woman told Donald Trump he’s so handsome when he smiles – only 9 responses you need https://t.co/eyLeanFSpM https://t.co/Hz6GPQcpRr
Retweeted by Randy RainbowGurl, stop buying prescription glasses at my merch store...clearly them things don’t really work. 🤮 https://t.co/YbLGDYQSu0I’ve made my decision and it’s Savannah Guthrie. 🇺🇸
10/16
2020
I dropped out of Hebrew school 25 years ago so apparently I’m still not getting one. 😒 https://t.co/QAUY5UbdIXCBS can sweep the ratings tonight if they just show Hocus Pocus @davidalangrier 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻I know this is cheesy🤓...but https://t.co/EuDdrZXqhn is easy. This is my new single 😂 Don’t give up ....it’s import… https://t.co/Q8Z0JC0fVy
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10/15
2020
@annhcallaway Take it up with the fake news 🤣 https://t.co/drC2KENsglFine... “244” pounds. https://t.co/5DOUQ2TCVBI go by Dr. Conley’s official medical records because we’re dating https://t.co/1qqLZXZ4UVThere’s this great new diet that helps you lose 244 pounds in just 20 days and it’s called VOTE.No one pairs mink and a mask quite like @RandyRainbow! 🌈🍸 https://t.co/1pHKfIO2yi
Retweeted by Randy Rainbow @WillieGarson 🙏🏻🖕🏻 @WillieGarson 🙏🏻Guys I’m excited to announce I’ll be leaving The View.One of my kids once said “No offense, Dad, but I’ve seen dogs be good in movies.” Which is devastating because it… https://t.co/oGJPWJhjB5
Retweeted by Randy RainbowPretending to walk up stairs. And you thought your job was hard... https://t.co/aErpma470sAww missing the good old days. @Scaramucci https://t.co/aj87EbwvY4
10/14
2020
Cover of next album? 💿 https://t.co/UKphOatsNMThanks @Forbes and @jeffconway! https://t.co/YArbqfSPC3Back to werq. 📸🌟 https://t.co/7UuhvXYUX4Tagged the wrong Joe Allen 🤗 @JoeAllenNYCA sensible rainy pandemic Tuesday magazine photo shoot at a legendary Broadway hot spot with some legendary Broadwa… https://t.co/lNiJE3Xvuy @vincentdonofrio I’d still hit it. 😍
10/13
2020
I don’t mind Amy Coney Barrett having 7 kids but they damn well better sing. @RandyRainbow It's so frick'n awesome.
Retweeted by Randy Rainbow @vincentdonofrio 😱😱😱♥️♥️♥️ @vincentdonofrio Vincent! Can you believe? 🤩Randy and Patti. Wow. https://t.co/JIZRDsWmO6
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10/12
2020
Thank you @RandyRainbow and thank you to everyone who donated to the @ACLU! https://t.co/7JAxFQkxH4
Retweeted by Randy Rainbow♥️👏🏻♥️👏🏻♥️👏🏻♥️ https://t.co/viLYBofFmTHappy #NationalComingOutDay. Here’s me just moments after making the announcement. https://t.co/KVXjh0nltZ
10/11
2020

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