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1/18
2021
deleting tweets like no.... i can do better than thisWe used to build pyramids https://t.co/QAKHmNlBv7
Retweeted by mcokk hold on i’m just finding out jane lynch and jamie lee curtis are two different people https://t.co/FnnQoCjAEj
Retweeted by mcMy Lickitung when it levels up after learning Rollout https://t.co/i5mzsNxQqq
Retweeted by mcsuddenly everyone is an economic genius lol
1/17
2021
https://t.co/GF0vqAV2cJwho remembers that atx gay who got clocked for stealing wallets at the club? LMAOOOO
1/16
2021
ran out of weed last night..... https://t.co/mCPPluXDIM @giffymoments method acting kinghttps://t.co/wurijTYeuU
Retweeted by mc @tiddie_ but like in a cute wayCardiovascular system angel. #conceptart #horrorart #iguess https://t.co/uGVmDzcSHX
Retweeted by mchttps://t.co/jWAzhN0i7nomgggggg https://t.co/KqSRaW0C6WSir, if I call you handsome, that means you should handsome dick to me, respectfully
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1/15
2021
@supercutofjus not the fucking “smarthrob” LMAOI BEEN DRINKING COFFEE!! I BEEN EATING HEALTHY!!!!personally i’m uncancelling doja cat ❤️scrolling through someone’s media tab for 10 minutes and only seeing those reaction memes... and then realizing you… https://t.co/hPChyAW0DMif this take makes no sense yes it did. no it doesn’t ❤️most reaction memes aren’t funny after the 86th time they’re posted but they take on a special cringiness when they… https://t.co/tu1NdVu5ex @passingofelves rip
1/14
2021
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Retweeted by mc @bennybijou which pokémon do u think she would feature
1/13
2021
Thx https://t.co/PmPZeGd379
Retweeted by mcshowgirls/black swan-esque psychosexual melodrama biopic of AOC and pelosi @privategirI @improperlyclond @ricknigma thank god i love being included @ube_tweets pls LMAO
1/12
2021
In all future releases of "Home Alone 2", the role of [redacted] will now be played by Hatsune Miku. https://t.co/du2ZlC8Zcg
Retweeted by mchamsters when u lift their little igloo https://t.co/yqcLVRwT8s
Retweeted by mcNEW: A hacker took control and locked the chastity cages of several men, asking them for a ransom to unlock them.… https://t.co/FV30AIUPsd
Retweeted by mcbrb devoting my life to the Himbo literacy project. https://t.co/gMq99nhck9
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1/11
2021
not to be l*cal but i just remember it so clearly chronologically speaking.......i literally think that the assassination of harambe marks the beginning of a historical era omg @toastodilly waiting for it...nintendo dsi’ve been suspiciously quiet lately............take a bite take a bite... s-sandwich cookiesalexa enabled prisons
1/10
2021
Dionysus has the best intro in the game, full stop. https://t.co/b5McVVTW5W
Retweeted by mc @bennybijou That part... by looking at their merchandise and marketing you’d THINK they’d want to commit to this ae… https://t.co/UG5QvX4qMV @bennybijou kinda weird that it has a more polished/vibrant art style than swsh. IMO much better to look at @mssingnoah i love it, it’s v youhorrid https://t.co/AXlLiAHIpzVolume https://t.co/BSeJbo4J2I
Retweeted by mc @privategirI do u want us to tell u nohttps://t.co/vZRuTKzGbW
Retweeted by mc @privategirI beautiful @BreakupHex @lizardbabie veryPut me back in the race lolol..
Retweeted by mcI DONT UNDERSTAND THIS FORMAT!!!!!!symone.........
1/9
2021
The tweet that got him permanently banned.... think before you tweet ladies, let this serve as a warning https://t.co/25ge8Xp9ld
Retweeted by mc⚡️ ELESA - THE SHINING BEAUTY ⚡️ A loooooong overdue cosplay moment! I finally had the motivation to put this relat… https://t.co/rZ2EwtPfT5
Retweeted by mcsaarem forgot to buy meat on the way home....... https://t.co/ZEWTOTETa6https://t.co/vl7cZtEtzB https://t.co/QsQIcmx0n6
Retweeted by mc5 YEARS* and I STILL hope she spat in his food... TWICE! https://t.co/NA6GruKZkitell me stupid things, win stupid karmic prizes! hopefully!sudden flashback to the local gay who described (in detail) the hookup he had with my ex about 2 weeks after we bro… https://t.co/K98OdCN3TDI’m sour candy. https://t.co/rHH9NjUMtL
Retweeted by mcmy AirPods when they’re at 5% https://t.co/s4hB1sV960
Retweeted by mcwhite people can do literally LESS than nothing and still get praised for it. insane!dime-a-dozen niche musician attends fascist insurrection, is awarded with publicity... pls https://t.co/2GiSeTX0c4
1/8
2021
They’re outside Joe https://t.co/kuMSXHJ9XF
Retweeted by mcRELEASE: Texas Democrats Call on Ted Cruz to Resign from the U.S. Senate, Justice Department to Investigate Cruz fo… https://t.co/8z7TA45Q09
Retweeted by mcAOC evacuating the capitol, Jan. 6th 2020 https://t.co/GMaYGm1YOHinstagram tomorrow https://t.co/zqnwIQbEAS
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1/7
2021
nathy peluso fighting off the protestor in her office https://t.co/gnuHejdKAnKaitlin Bennet https://t.co/9ARigepW9c
Retweeted by mcDC gays rn https://t.co/yK8WO90d7z
Retweeted by mcGIRL U SUPPOSED TO BE EVACUATING!!!! https://t.co/fPpQusl7xk
Retweeted by mcTHEY EX-OOMFS NOW 😭😭😭 https://t.co/PBT12EIirW
Retweeted by mcDefense budget like eleventy trillion, and some dudes that look like this just ran up in our shit https://t.co/GFwRekSPws
Retweeted by mcwish i could convince myself to talk at a camera long enough to make a tiktok. but alas. i cannotomg girl good news! ive escaped my enclosure and am on my way to your house <3 :)Vanjie hiding behind silky to avoid the camera and telling silky about the person filming thus silky trying to hide… https://t.co/uk3yGoRonZ
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1/6
2021
hi my name is BLM/ACAB/pronouns/🌹-in-my-Tinder-Bio Guy and this is my boyfriend, White Guythis is how it all started https://t.co/hEgU8zNPaI
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Retweeted by mc @buttholepink i don’t have to imagine 😍i am not consuming sad media in 2021 ty ❤️everytime i decide i’m gonna watch veneno someone gotta come through with “it’s so good i cried so much!” as if that’s gonna convince meMy new year's resolution is to see what happens
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Retweeted by mc @bennybijou i went through all her stuff the other day and found that i still have enough makeup to put a few basic… https://t.co/gn28xbFlYnmade this progression within about a year of doing drag (collectively) and omg... i should do it again give it a cu… https://t.co/CIs8ZpFOQ0some of y’all would simply not understand ☝🏽v much missing the era of putting a “look” together courtesy of hobby lobby and the dollar store https://t.co/uXWYlrXLuShttps://t.co/Kd5VLvAcCf
Retweeted by mcnormalize having a hot dog waiting for your gf every time she gets out of the shower
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1/5
2021
me vs eating all of saarem’s birthday cake after telling him i hated cakeJim Cherry https://t.co/VZjqe3vqiF
Retweeted by mcguilty btwif you never clean ur bong u shouldn’t worry about what’s in the vaccine @yourboygus1 aw do u remember earthbound!i’d be soooo bored omg LMAO https://t.co/LaqAhfzUd1percy jackson when his goat friend gets kidnapped by a cyclops https://t.co/loj4AgUohs
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1/4
2021

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