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FKA SgtButtCheeks. Fart jokes & boner humor - @imanneboleyn is my better half- IG = fartz_mcgee

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Joined Twitter 6/7/20


Found this picture of Maxine Waters screaming at Jim Jordan https://t.co/xA5updbqyN @_NiceCicada_ @TracieAMillion Ordering from Amazon now @TracieAMillion This makes me very old https://t.co/ecJevLd9h2Does anyone else like air? I want to see if I'm the only one. Pls retweet.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Being retired is cool and all but having you ever tried vacationing without money.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Um... say got it if you get it https://t.co/hMHtjMimo3
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @mattgaetz Nobody gives a fuck what you tweet, criminal.Nothing smells as macho as a Latin barber shop.Fuckboi: *holding a pick axe* there's tits in them there dms
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4/17
2021
America does not have a monopoly on mental health issues... It seems that the single common factor in all shootings is a gun.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Nothing wrong with that!! https://t.co/tJ3aaTrPdb
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Weird how many agnostics and atheists follow the Golden Rule more closely than good “Christians.”
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Stop sexualizing women and just like them as a hole person.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Just found out, tomorrow is National Orgasm Day. Are you coming?
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨If cats had twitter, they would never post a single picture of their humans.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Marjorie Taylor Greene is looking great https://t.co/5AmRD7WdKI
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨I prefer a dentist whose eyebrows are on fleek.
4/16
2021
Time moves at its slowest between finishing a meal and waiting for the check.Racist POS argues with a little kid over the Confederate flag and calls him a r**ard. Props to the kid for calling… https://t.co/9mYP0I4poT
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨The GOP is closer on the spectrum to a a full blown criminal enterprise than a political party.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Even if you're fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends not listening to men with no medical qualifications on an… https://t.co/1yjKs4AlHg
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Apparently it's rude to ask the parents if the kid on the leash was a rescue. I know this now.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Do you like chloroform? ~ me, flirting
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @Ant_F3ltz Buddy I work with just put tires on his lifted truck...$3200!! @Ant_F3ltz And those are the cheap ones! I just did the same last weekend so I know 😥White pride is stupid when the daily news makes it completely embarrassing to be a white person.
4/15
2021
After I realized all the dogs loved me, I fucking stopped giving a shit whether people did
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Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨If you refuse to follow me, I’m sure as fuck not gonna retweet you.You ever wake up and just wanna dick slap everything?
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4/14
2021
This coffee tastes like you’re still a piece of shit.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Hey, if you’re not busy, my daughter has a two hour story about slime she’d love to share with anyone who will listen.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Dirty magazines? I peruse my porn electronically as any environmentally conscious pervert should
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Matt Gaetz sure is turning in to an adorable little pervert nazi.
4/13
2021
My Twitter worth is: $948.00 Find yours with https://t.co/6nnZgex7ymhttps://t.co/8TixE27gMrHim: [running his fingers through my hair] is... is this part of a cookie?
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4/12
2021
My skin is so dry it's doing a PowerPoint presentation
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨The tongs preventing me from opening the kitchen drawer I need... https://t.co/CJ1JH5WgAx
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨The asymmetry of an "Lol" pisses me off. It's "lol" or bust.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Just because you’re vaccinated it doesn’t make it ok to start using other people’s toothbrushes again. Baby steps.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.
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4/10
2021
My skin is so dry, it's like a wine my parents refuse to drink
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Both Prince Phillip and DMX? The east coast /west coast rap war has gone too far this time
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Cake is carbs. We are carbon based. You are cake. Let me poke the frosting.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Twitter needs an Edti button
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @JaeMargal https://t.co/rPPDDXNZw6Someone at work found out I was also ordained. He said, "I am a Christian too." Me: MAGA Jesus or actual Jesus?
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Pennywise implies the existence of nickledumb.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Difference is a beautiful thing Xx
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨I really wish I pooped $100 bills. @GolferGirl305 Nothing worse than when you have to go to Sawgrass for something and the store you need is in the middle of the mallFind someone who looks at you the way Dr. Dre looks at a woman’s forehead.I love the smell of possibility in the morning. Or is that coffee? Wait that's coffee.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: I'm not even physically active.
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4/9
2021
I heard on the radio this morning that cheese is just a loaf of milk and I am unsure how to navigate my life from here.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @emilymahdice https://t.co/53YIaZ63ZuNothing is as shady as jackfruit.
4/8
2021
@ImAnneBoleyn I’m a sock whore. I have 10 favorites. @TheNostalgicCo You didn’t like Mr Follow Me “Than” WhatsApp followed by “ok”?? @ImAnneBoleyn Dude actually replied “I’m busy eating lunch”This is the Twitter content I’m not here for. https://t.co/M7wkEElTpFA giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of it's throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
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Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Glitter lives matter https://t.co/g7F5Ma8sEpDo golfers take an extra pair of pants with them in case they get a hole in one?
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨🚘 Not what you expected :) [sound up] 🚘 #Funny #TuesdayThoughts via @savs66 pls follow https://t.co/IYebataOrs
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @dpanabaker Time Lapse was pretty amazing. Great job! :)Q anon believers all have a favorite professional wrestler.So my neighbor with the big boobs is outside gardening topless again. I just wish his wife would do the same!
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Even I could hit Matt Gaetz’s forehead with a baseball😂
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @JamesztieS 3 of them. They were alive until I was about 10.Manners dictate that when a man opens a door for a lady she should thank him, it does not require the additional I'm married.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Justin Bieber released a gospel album two days ago so according to my family’s standards he should be the next pres… https://t.co/LcnzQCmhPj
4/7
2021
Stand back-to-back with me, wielding a centuries old magical blade, and fight an army intent on destroying the fore… https://t.co/QTQLSFYOG1
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Me walking in to work after getting my second Covid shot this morning. https://t.co/bRy5UlDIcbMitch McConnell says corporations should stay out of politics. 😏 How about religion staying out of politics too?🤨
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨Kodak Black raps like a deaf caucasian. @MysterySolvent Fake Christian thirst trap @StephenM “Boycot Coke!” Meanwhile.... https://t.co/LpOSyND2qR
4/6
2021
It is Monday, April 5th, 2021. I live in Florida. I have the worst Governor/Senators combo in the country. Prove me wrong.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @tonyposnanski I can’t argue. I too live in Florida. All I can do it retweet.You looked better in thumbnails
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @Nautigirl4life Seems totally legit @tried_nukin_it Depends on how he dances to itI care what like 1.5 people on this app think of me. Fuck off.
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨The Isley Brothers are the reason why ya granny's furniture is laminated
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨38,000 gun deaths a year . . . GOP opposes gun control laws. 2 cases of voter fraud a year . . . GOP passes 253 ne… https://t.co/37s2ZmyZmK
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨If Trump really wants to take down MLB he should buy it and run it for a couple of years.
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4/5
2021
@GovMikeHuckabee @BethMooreLPM This means literally nothing coming from a person who professes Christianity but doesn’t act accordingly.Black olives taste like what a prolapsed butthole looks like. @chrislhayes Both teams were pretty amazing. Awesome game.You ordering sandwiches from Domino’s tells me you have a totally lame sex dungeon
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨No one's in your dms you crazy witch
Retweeted by Fresh Prince of Smell Air 💨 @DGComedy Insane. @NoraNice7 This is actually pretty damn funny. https://t.co/P6VFRYjlMdI Googled "quick and easy solutions" and a pic of your mom popped up.
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4/4
2021

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