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Vaguely humanoid.

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Joined Twitter 6/1/08


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Retweeted by Punished HonkYes I fucked up. But, some say, so did my haters https://t.co/hQzppQ3xEZ
Retweeted by Punished Honkdo horny people deserve rights
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5/24
2020
I will not be praying for Neera Tanden’s speedy recovery @jackallisonLOL Been throwing up all day. Brown mess in my pants. Haven’t really been inhaling wet dog shit from neighbors yard.
Retweeted by Punished HonkCaring for your wife and child is not a crime https://t.co/xK8Y0FHQwh
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5/23
2020
@komonews Smoke a pack of Marlboro Reds with Uncle Rickjoe stop! don't do it man https://t.co/eEtbIL5abJ
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5/22
2020
I fixate on what TV show encapsulates it all; what I'll want playing as I die. I have to settle on MST3K. It is not… https://t.co/uQcKJ4NX8g
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5/21
2020
to whoever made this thank you i feel seen https://t.co/ovbZQ6mIj1
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Retweeted by Punished HonkA great way to clean up your feed is to unfollow everyone who likes an Elon Musk tweet
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Retweeted by Punished Honk @OB2001us @lauramarieball @SeattlePD No u @EwokStay @0xD34D @lauramarieball @SeattlePD Nice hashtag, now all of seattle will know that I am a communist. @0xD34D @lauramarieball @SeattlePD Hard to hear what you are saying with that boot in your mouth
5/20
2020
@ScottPitts2017 @SeattlePD Thank you sir now i know what police look likeWe, and I cannot stress this enough, fucking told you so. https://t.co/6yjOl9neUi
Retweeted by Punished Honk @lauramarieball @SeattlePD Because they are fascists @komonews Human balls @T2022Tn Do you sell any Ligma model tools? @PoRiverJamBand @elivalley Be horny @Lefty_Jew DamnitUs fellas are all gonna leave quarentine with long beautiful Revolver Ocelot hair, and when this is all over we’re… https://t.co/ocdce88hxC
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Retweeted by Punished HonkLmfao these guys took almost $200,000 from MAGAts on GoFundMe to reopen and then just didn't. https://t.co/VMZToGVG5j
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5/19
2020
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Retweeted by Punished HonkYesterday I found out that Chuck E Cheese realized people didn't want to order takeout from Chuck E Cheese so they… https://t.co/9P9ylP2Q0D
Retweeted by Punished Honklistening to AC/DC and laughing cause all the songs are like “YEEEEEOW I’m the man who roooocks.” this shit sucks ahahha
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5/18
2020
@OnePerfectShot I cant wait to never watch thisimportant chart to know https://t.co/dO3M8uaxsr
Retweeted by Punished HonkBezos & shareholders get rich off the pandemic, off grocery warehouse & delivery workers. Amazon announced it's en… https://t.co/YHkLLsknF2
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5/17
2020
I’m at a loss for words, a state Fred Willard never found himself in. My friend for 40+ years, a great comic actor… https://t.co/HHEaUQH3g1
Retweeted by Punished Honkheres when stacey abrams realized on live tv that shes not getting the VP nod https://t.co/Lg9GNxvTfT
Retweeted by Punished HonkHouse Democrats under Pelosi have done everything on this list. https://t.co/6e12lsYm75
Retweeted by Punished Honk @choysauce85 @RamEsRock @Floejisan Wow, you guys cracked the case
5/16
2020
@elonmusk “The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.” ― Karl Marx
Retweeted by Punished Honkjoe biden said you shouldnt vote for him if you believe Tara Reade. i believe Tara Reade, and I'm gonna take Joe's direction on this one
Retweeted by Punished HonkFellas, is it gay to be alive? https://t.co/KQukBG4yNr
Retweeted by Punished Honk @Pnutbuttershoes More and more people are saying thisMe as a kid playing Majora's Mask: "This is so unrealistic, how can they be denying something so obvious and not ca… https://t.co/j77ilobh1R
Retweeted by Punished Honk @Pnutbuttershoes Sorry, the math speaks for itself. 50% like. @Pnutbuttershoes I wish there were a 50% like optionThank you, @rogerwaters. We are just two souls trying to fight for a better world year after year. https://t.co/J3a8KCzPkZ
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Retweeted by Punished Honkthey should reopen movie theaters and just let u get some popcorn and leave. those machines are just sittin there
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5/15
2020
@WTFisCLB I would imagine it aligns with the alex jones type stuffhttps://t.co/RXRtX6L69q https://t.co/UkgzMz4ZIF
Retweeted by Punished Honk @IanKarmel GoatpenisYeah you know, thinkin about get a wife. Have some kid. One of them houses with a white pickled fence. Stay postin though. Heavy postin.
5/14
2020
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Retweeted by Punished HonkNew CDC instructional video on proper hand washing @timheidecker @ericwareheim @galifianakisz https://t.co/s3VhFUeR8X
Retweeted by Punished HonkGood news, everyone. Nebraska is no longer reporting the number of coronavirus cases inside meatpacking plants. The… https://t.co/a2WCNLiQ1t
Retweeted by Punished Honk @briebriejoy He looks like he is trying to eat herManafort released. But Yusef still locked up. He's served 25 years. Been in since he was 16. He's 41 now. Should ha… https://t.co/z3I5NLhuDb
Retweeted by Punished HonkBeefing people who don’t wear their mask over their nose.
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5/13
2020
@meilixzn The fall of society, yes. @isaiah_kb Congrats on the hand enlargement surgery!! 👍 @choeshow @komonews @PortofSeattle Tell him to eat shit @Joshua4Congress Did you steal one? @steelewheelz To the american people: It is with a heavy heart that I mist inform you that the rumors are true, tha… https://t.co/U7XrQNrZvSWHO! WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE MASK https://t.co/NcF4ByV5qH
Retweeted by Punished Honkcompleting 200 kettlebell swings and I feel an amazing tensing of my ass hole. I am walking with the grace of a jun… https://t.co/MKYNLs2A3R
Retweeted by Punished Honk @Alex__Katz @kenklippenstein "Everyone that thinks Biden sucks loves Trump." https://t.co/xvgeoY82Vg
Retweeted by Punished HonkVery excited about the Biden SS https://t.co/UE2QPGfMsdRobert Pattinson attempting to demonstrate his “fast food version” of pasta to a GQ reporter is peak comedy, I thin… https://t.co/l7KAHUpxa1
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Retweeted by Punished Honk @ScottSKOMO @komonews Damn a buttload of rain wow @JonWalkerDC @GoldyHA My man have you seen anything the democrats have done over the past 20 years
5/12
2020
The National Guard has fired upon Elon Musk I’m sorry to announce. He was struck in the penis by 50 beanbags guns a… https://t.co/ZgAMD3sNGz
Retweeted by Punished HonkLegendary scene in Seven Samurai where they address people not wanting to wear masks when they shop at TJ Maxx https://t.co/JK3jvN3xNL
Retweeted by Punished Honktravis scott. fortnite. joe biden. grand canyon. these are the final words I am able to breathe to the nurse as she… https://t.co/C3k2XOBxMc
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5/11
2020
the normal human sleep schedule is 4 am to noon. the government doesn't want you to know this.
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5/10
2020
More like AssjawI am hungry in america
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5/9
2020
@DOOMfgc What on earthDune - David Lynch - 1984 Poster illustration made by Ryoichi Ikegami https://t.co/gisBec85Ko
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Retweeted by Punished HonkKroger will be eliminating the $2 per hour ‘hero pay’ for grocery workers on May 17, per the @UFCW. So we’re going… https://t.co/nHi3w59by1
Retweeted by Punished HonkLoving the virtual townhall horror shows Biden’s been doing lately. https://t.co/MG2qbatJhQ
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5/8
2020
@cushbomb THPSCOTUSThe state of Washington has allotted $50,000 to study possible biases in the Washington State Patrol after an inves… https://t.co/OHYtdRml9e
Retweeted by Punished HonkAlienating a generation of voters while making the most engaged subset of it feel essentially extorted into support… https://t.co/SJfYf6grWo
Retweeted by Punished HonkRecently realized that the Democratic party is perfectly summed up by a joke Norman Finkelstein once told me, about… https://t.co/xcezpqf0bP
Retweeted by Punished HonkJOE BIDEN: “The pandemic is that this President has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world.” https://t.co/syhybuxcF9
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5/7
2020
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5/6
2020

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