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Joined Twitter 3/14/19


Oh of course Pete was talking about the cultural revolution yeah sure https://t.co/UrzNvYnZZ5 @mikedallape Damn when is this ep droppingEven if you disregard the possibility of Pete thinking the civil rights movement was too revolutionary, that quip w… https://t.co/mAQR9Fo5ZGWhen Pete and/or his surrogates try to walk this back, don't buy it. The many movements of the 60s (civil and gay r… https://t.co/aCdJWXjTwk
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @valeriesoda @YahooPriest @PeteButtigieg Pete is, at this point, entirely driven by the insurance companies to stop… https://t.co/egWchFWKlR @valeriesoda @YahooPriest @PeteButtigieg That's simply not true, Pete's plan was written by health insurance compan… https://t.co/9HuAfiQWhsholy shit this but not evil https://t.co/lmJNBdOmBOHoly shit the Pete Buttigieg campaign just came out in opposition to the Civil Rights Movement. #DemDebate #RatMode https://t.co/7K7UPMsJSo
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴please just end this debateCheck the polls, @MikeBloomberg. #DemDebate https://t.co/oi3TJWIKnE
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @ChapoFYM some straight bullshit thoI mean this is obviously corrupt but also imagine spending $1750 to watch a fuckin debate instead of building a hig… https://t.co/NKEq9dgmO5
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴finally https://t.co/AbFYYH4YAfwonder why the crowd is so pro-billionaire hmm hmm https://t.co/PAmmdwuMaJ
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴Everyone-Not-Named-Bernie-Shut-The-Fuck-Up Challenge @JokeHartzler the insurance companies have taken over this debate, it's everyone vs bernie on this
2/26
2020
@jobforaheffa https://t.co/S8MYH3WxfQCan't believe bernie voted this way 30 years ago on an issue he's since evolved on. I would never vote for a politi… https://t.co/oeuKUVlkFa @lydorito enjoy! I hope you budgeted for one of these too https://t.co/KP0HrBlmfb @caitraft See if you can just call a doc first, also ask if activated charcoal tablets would be okay. They're great… https://t.co/6dXdy37pNI @limitlessjest I hope you listen to the song 'No Children' by The Mountain GoatsFUCK https://t.co/pNBGMC9f8t @BarrelJumpist Change your display name and maybe even username if it's personally identifiable or linked to your r… https://t.co/NVOzo6DHX1 @JaneOst_ He's gone @mikedallape Trying to sincere-post a reply because she might just be incredibly ignorant @BridgetPhetasy You only have these things if you aren't poor. Being poor in America is a completely different world, please learn empathy @runolgarun King Arthur Flour is also 100% employee owned @runolgarun Hell yeahThe reason one might be called a RAT is if their campaign RATs out a low-level rival campaign staffer for mocking t… https://t.co/2lI2sNcCE9Scott, don’t you think it’s a little cruel for you, a guy whose parents just purchased him a 1.35 million dollar st… https://t.co/bdgiatGjix
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2/25
2020
One of Nainan's jokes is a riff on the Chelsea bombing where the punchline is that it was a Galaxy Note 7… https://t.co/DdmmwL42n0
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴hell yea dude https://t.co/37blxYv5UN @StealingValerie get rid of Indiana too while you're at itWhat the actual fuck is this https://t.co/q51jNSylhC
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @benlar15 @howintensive uh BIG TEXAS is not "shit" right has haribo fruit salad, left is too much spicy stuff @howintensive great content! I gotta go with the right one @brycas no pissing during better call saul @mhalle https://t.co/rJH0usKOHthttps://t.co/LKTPuujx8A https://t.co/YnuqJMNZIM @AshaRangappa_ @bibolshevik has been saying this the whole time @streetfrogradio good luck Casey dude @BeLikePete @PeteButtigieg 2% Pete
2/24
2020
5. stop fuck lyyying https://t.co/SIMXARXkXx
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @jordha Damn Nook owns a whole airport? @itsmesleeves https://t.co/9VJc7f3ZtiCan't wait to hear how South Carolina is a backwards swamp that doesn't know how to tally a poll https://t.co/zWnMhpro2W @ZacAKAMadu thank you sir I've been trying to explain to my friends how Bernie winning actually means he's losing maybe this will helpnow this is smart https://t.co/2G8w86SG2VWebMaster Tools is proud to partner with @FPRI to combat the Russian menace and defend our Democracy https://t.co/4VbEUybRZw
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @selectedwisdom @FPRI Thank you sir this makes perfect senseWait for it.. https://t.co/xur8ZLnV3D
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @tomwatson ok, centristOh wow the flat earth guy launched his rocket, and died https://t.co/SVHJcRmz9i
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @stevemacwv @BernieSanders @ninaturner 2% peterDon't tell @realDonaldTrump this because he'll get very nervous—we're going to beat him in Texas.
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴🎶memories, light the corners of my mind 🎶 https://t.co/usWDF4Fcf9
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/Cc4iI1ls7y @Dissensual White women voted for Trump in 2016 when Hillary was running. Who gives a fuck about courting their vote. @Dissensual most latinos speak russian right? @dave_schilling saddest thing I've seen in years @MurderBryan I hear these are good as hell @manchelster eat a chili dog and fart up the theater @kurtmschiller @acablart someone has to keep facebook in business @LizMair who cares what you think https://t.co/yJdDK8mC0Hhttps://t.co/h933Tj2ZZy
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴https://t.co/xfLBnRBZUA @acablart for those of us who are blocked (like me) https://t.co/dkEoAaKyIO @ShakeNBakey https://t.co/03cs6iM4cr @ShakeNBakey default wallpaper ass
2/23
2020
@Jwm13131 @HenryJGomez who? the one who lost you mean?it should be noted that this guy lost to a republican in deep blue Maryland for the governor's race because he was… https://t.co/zxx9mW4opS @daveanthony they seemed shocked that voters who care about healthcare voted for Bernie...have they ever actually l… https://t.co/p1KspH460B @jackallisonLOL go to the steyer defeat party and use the open bar @BAKKOOONN Plus it's about building a movement around exciting policies, not half measures. The half measures won't… https://t.co/V6njzO4tdxafter prolonged drought, a new wife guy https://t.co/W3cmTzgQo0
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @mikedallape I think this is disqualifying and you should step down from your presidential campaign @Shea_LVRJ @JulianCastro @ewarren this is against the rules I hope the rule-loving Buttigieg supporters arrest this man @jphillips6030 @NotTheFakeJA @chrisjollyhale @BernieSanders Thanks @jphillips6030 @NotTheFakeJA @chrisjollyhale @BernieSanders What the fuck is the "National Intelligence agency" see… https://t.co/VULVRsxhrA @ComradeNoticeMe Our country is being deprived of cool bread shapes due to the heartless Germans @joncoopertweets https://t.co/nGyVGBSSrt @ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden https://t.co/21mJ4hW5Qc @ComradeNoticeMe Plus we only get the one plain coiled pattern but that site I linked has waffle patterns and more! @ComradeNoticeMe No it's all crap. I bought the best option on Amazon and then I let it sit in its sealed plastic b… https://t.co/exGG2pkC5b @ComradeNoticeMe Gahhhh why don't these exist in the UShttps://t.co/1IeexfctF5 @CoachRomney @JoyAnnReid @BernieSanders @bibolshevik can you run this @JoyAnnReid through WMT? Her account may have… https://t.co/UL87Y8zRyI @ComradeNoticeMe will be my best friend only if you smuggle some brotformen for me from Germany so I can avoid shipping costs @jobforaheffa Whothis is fucking dark https://t.co/WfIlbBCgdk
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴 @0KF0X Nook is Trump but Isabelle is Bernie @USA_Ricee @BugConOfficial @BobbyBobylon @doughboyspod Burbank is great! There's a really big Ikea, Bugcon,I welcome the hatred of the crooks who destroyed our economy. https://t.co/aZcdCFpeqt
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴I have a feeling this is going to stay relevant for a bit! https://t.co/3PBHbH3utb
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴Careerist scum @joekennedy is really trying to primary a green new deal democrat from the right! https://t.co/Q63wuKb41f @JaneOst_ It's almost easier to vote smh @JaneOst_ @BAKKOOONN David Lynch's new movie looks cool
2/22
2020
Most of the discussion around Bernie's FP in his camp is that he's *too* hawkish and explicitly anti-Russia, such a… https://t.co/tc6IpvKOxK
Retweeted by muffinparty™ ⚠️🔴It's shameful that certain pundits are buying into the angry Bernie Bro narrative clearly being pushed by Russian b… https://t.co/POs4SO8YHU @ComradeNoticeMe I might share my Plex server with a best friend 😏
2/21
2020

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