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michael @Realronmexico99 New Jersey, USA

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5/29
2020
@kerpen Phil, any idea why NJ reported 66 deaths today and simultaneously reported 78 LTC deaths? @GovMurphy So there are 78 more deaths reported today vs yesterday at LTC facilities but only 66 new deaths? What… https://t.co/lu1j1DCepz
5/28
2020
@GovMurphy 103 of these 148 from LTC facilities? @BarstoolBigCat I wouldn’t even mind dealing with a gang of aggressive rats, at least I’d be hanging out with somebody other than my kids. @CoachHallSHUBB quiet down the lower body = bombs
5/27
2020
@Caleb_TN @MarkPGuy @boriquagato @gymwarrior I live in north jersey. Our five hardest hit counties are all dense a… https://t.co/rjD2O9OuJq @Myles_MBP_23 Myles will be the guy this year that is passed on and in five years we will say “wait, what?”
5/26
2020
@Namegoeshereplz @RapSheet There are not “much better” safeties and he wasn’t a 6th round pick. He was the 6th pic… https://t.co/QNI7WYivSu @Namegoeshereplz @RapSheet Lol, what? None of this makes any sense. @NjTank99 @StuartFeiner @averyzaretsky @ragazzoreport @FranktheTankpod @TheClemReport @KFCBarstool @RealCurtisWardhttps://t.co/ViBXNGzCTb @aetiology @maxbaker_15 @RachelAlter007 We hung out with 2 couples tonight, it felt weird, we stayed mostly away fr… https://t.co/UO3dnbs0pw
5/25
2020
@BryanOreally @espnbob @Jason_OTC Ok. We don’t look at him the same. I had high hopes for him and I am now inclin… https://t.co/Z39ltQyapJ @BryanOreally @espnbob @Jason_OTC And Jets fans arguing that you can’t judge Darnold until everything else around h… https://t.co/veqrl0Hbl0 @BryanOreally @espnbob @Jason_OTC All teams don’t deal with an entire overhaul of their o-line, which is going to b… https://t.co/nyL52f8kEF @BryanOreally @espnbob @Jason_OTC You can say I’m trying to be negative, or I’m being realistic and you’re trying t… https://t.co/Eh0pL096FG @BryanOreally @espnbob @Jason_OTC Please. They played one legit team their last 8 games and got their doors blown… https://t.co/NoY5KROiWa @AbasAslani @drjahanpur These numbers continue to make no sense. Only 30,000 active cases, but more than 30,000 ne… https://t.co/bZcyntoSZM @espnbob @Jason_OTC Gonna be a lot working against Sam this year. Abbreviated camp (if any) to acclimate to an ent… https://t.co/a08hSpExAP
5/24
2020
@SamWangPhD There’s a huge problem with the overpayment of unemployment benefits. We can’t get guys to come back to work. @PFTCommenter We get it, you have doors. No need to rub it in. @brianbuck13 Don’t make me feel worse than I already feel about blowing my entire $1200 check on a 3 month stilt rental. @brianbuck13 I was under the impression the virus didn’t float above 6 feet, the Ewing diagnosis makes me realize t… https://t.co/LHy4miYQIq @BrHoll @kerpen The whole thing has a very “how dare you question me when I just was looking out for you” tone. An… https://t.co/7F3ZvrNupY @kerpen It took him 45 painful tweets to basically say “so we were wrong, is that such a bad thing?” @ShamsCharania This sucks. @IJasonAlexander I made 41 steakhouse dinners out of sand, check it out if you want a dose of nostalgia and dry mouth all at once! @brianbuck13 I am concerned that churches are going to attract a lot of older folks. Problematic.
5/23
2020
@joe_manniello Fantastic movie. @SInow @fishsports Jets have 3 years of control, they’re not trading him for less than a ransom. More likely the m… https://t.co/Z9ThUmwCKc @RKenney78 @GovMurphy I’m out working every day. I’m no droid. I agree people shouldn’t be locked up and am no fa… https://t.co/8OpCy6UT4S @RKenney78 @GovMurphy Lol, you’re on here thinking the state is asking families for old pictures of their dead pare… https://t.co/bqBkX3Tkkv @RKenney78 @GovMurphy Or maybe that’s the picture the family provides? My dad’s 88 and in failing health. If anyth… https://t.co/s83oktuy7C @JoeSilverman7 My buddy holds the record.
5/22
2020
@fbgchase World class athletes can very quickly be put in their place when they’re outside their specialty. Rememb… https://t.co/V6WOTxTMw8 @fbgchase Not me! I think LeBron could have been a star if that was his first choice and he worked at it from high… https://t.co/FYJRMxXN61 @fbgchase historical precedence suggests it’s far more likely he would not be successful. Countless guys have trie… https://t.co/nRVxlzgYKm @fbgchase And I know guys have switched positions from college to pros, mostly QB to WR, and there have been a few… https://t.co/yYdEhuIQoo @fbgchase It’s a completely different skill set and retraining an athlete in his 20’s is a lot different than build… https://t.co/CossoiV62b @fbgchase This is silly. He’d never become a top 10 safety. @teepeesea @joe_manniello I really liked NBNW. Sort of a different type of Hitchcock but one of my favorites. @GrafixJoker 2nd
5/21
2020
@JerZFyreFighter @_ak21_ @GovMurphy This isn’t actually true. She was fired for other reasons that came out today,… https://t.co/CkCoJy0Gc8 @YDeptof @Shotta @ATX_PATRIOT @VFL2013 HCQ is not nor will it ever be a vaccine. It’s a therapeutic or prophylacti… https://t.co/p8WqFQwVmI
5/20
2020
@kerpen I just saw their explanation. Seems convenient. @kerpen Phil did NJ revise their deaths in LTC down? https://t.co/DRTrlB4LhK @Alsboringtweets How bout just jockeys, no horses? @stoolpresidente That uniform still baggy on you? @aetiology The data in question was about dates of symptom onset, not actual positive diagnosis, no? Seems rather… https://t.co/TtmUbzpJ1R @wapella @JoeSilverman7 I’m not talking about Portugal or Luxembourg, I’m talking about Americans who have decided… https://t.co/bLguBqSP5D @wapella @JoeSilverman7 And conversely it would be great if people would stop denouncing other potential prophylact… https://t.co/DGPoIMpBme @wapella @JoeSilverman7 First of all, he’s not really taking it. Secondly, if it works, that’s great. Any option on the table helps. @wapella @JoeSilverman7 This is really more Trump trying to dunk on people who have doubted his presumptive cure-al… https://t.co/jJwvPtpUCJ @wapella @JoeSilverman7 Trump doesn’t have Covid. Do you arbitrarily take Cefotaxime, or generally wait until you’re in septic shock?
5/19
2020
@Myles_MBP_23 Thanks Myles. You’re already an SHU legend. Can’t wait to see what’s next for you. @DrFartPenis I like Chicago style. I make it at home and my kids love it. I don’t really get why people are so wei… https://t.co/AWewCWlK9A
5/18
2020
@bethfertig @ZackFinkNews What are we looking at exactly? Two whole people standing in close proximity? You sure… https://t.co/yYLcYer5u7 @300sGiorgio @joe_manniello Sicario is an awesome movie.
5/17
2020
@PFTCommenter https://t.co/TfwZQ5kzMA
5/16
2020
@travis_view In all fairness, people are sick of cooking and constantly looking for new recipes... @brianbuck13 Beaches are awesome for about 30-45 minutes and when there’s almost nobody around. @joe_manniello Bagger Vance is one of those weird movies that I absolutely love, but I completely understand why people wouldn’t like it. @florian_krammer Maybe they’ve become too westernized? https://t.co/xDnAmRwB6E
5/15
2020
@JoeBanner13 Florida has given the 3rd most tests in the country behind NY and CA. @BrianCoz @MarkCannizzaro @nypostsports Good stuff Coz
5/14
2020
@waltkane @BodyAutonomy @News12NJ @GovMurphy Walt, thanks for the response and no offense taken. Context on twitte… https://t.co/inRkwJ3y42 @waltkane @BodyAutonomy @News12NJ @GovMurphy I’m not comparing it to the flu. My point was more speaking to how ha… https://t.co/w4Uasr650w @waltkane @BodyAutonomy @News12NJ @GovMurphy We have no clue what the recovery rate is. Countless untested. Famil… https://t.co/CrgOWvbyt9
5/13
2020
@chrislhayes By this metric they should let the Nets play a game tonight @IJasonAlexander My wife’s friends
5/12
2020
@TweeterReprise @JimmyTraina Random memory, but I’m fairly sure Ahmad proposed to her on live TV.
5/11
2020
@DrFartPenis Lol. That’s the other big savings, I’m not making my monthly $500 donation to DraftKings. @DrFartPenis In addition to that, I have kids so this has turned into rebate season. Refund Checks for soccer leag… https://t.co/mn1Lk5Flh0 @i_am_mr_krabs @mgdurrant @AndreasShrugged @ScottGottliebMD Here is a detailed breakdown of the % by state of death… https://t.co/Y2lO8UWAlB @i_am_mr_krabs @mgdurrant @AndreasShrugged @ScottGottliebMD They’re playing w/ the numbers bc the state mandated on… https://t.co/pCWgQh5ksa @i_am_mr_krabs @mgdurrant @AndreasShrugged @ScottGottliebMD 269 of the 315 NJ reported deaths in the last two days… https://t.co/JMA3EJUBEF @i_am_mr_krabs @mgdurrant @AndreasShrugged @ScottGottliebMD They’re not counting nursing home residents who died in… https://t.co/KK01QnC3R8 @AbasAslani @drjahanpur So only 21k active cases, yet there have been 21k new cases in the last 16 days. The virus… https://t.co/SszhWuBg55
5/10
2020
@geoffschwartz Beautiful. Spinach has become my favorite vegetable. @SamWangPhD Twitter is just Facebook for antagonists
5/9
2020
@minakimes That’s not a mustache. It’s a lip sweater.
5/8
2020
@NJHoopsHaven I have multiple videos of these that I’ve attended that were LED by police, including one involving our county sheriff. @ConnorJRogers My father is the same age as Gore, 87, and he’s the same way when it gets cold.
5/7
2020
@david_j_roth How many Cinco de Mayo’s do we have to be deprived of margaritas before this is real to you? @KFCBarstool @MailtimeShow Ronald Wayne. Original founder of Apple. Sold his 10% share for $800. Would be worth 80 billion today. @PFTCommenter Unfortunately they will be charged with 1st Degree Bombing a Hill and Banking without a Kinked Rail. @JCaporoso Maccagnan bought them all coffee though https://t.co/ZuOPgJgMQv @acky642 @sternshow @DavidAgus @HowardStern @SIRIUSXM Well in fairness, Howard’s been more right than the doc. @News12NJ Since we are 6+ weeks into our shutdown, and cases are only moderately decreasing, it appears we probably… https://t.co/8beLRSmcWv @JoeSilverman7 it’s fairly obvious he’s not suggesting causation, but is pointing out that there’s potential cause… https://t.co/zFuV3DSDJk @jon_bois According to the Oxford model your arguments should peak in 6 days @KokonutRum I’m not entirely sure he isn’t asking you for $50 to marry him @MarkGuraCA @budeedee @BIGpaulie913 @CNN My father always told me to never argue with a tiny man. @BarstoolBigCat Don’t overthink it. This is the answer. @david_j_roth “Sir, the glitter bombs aren’t working”.
5/6
2020
@NjTank99 https://t.co/FGw65A7C5v @NjTank99 It’s great. Some stadiums do it now. Take a single serving Doritos bag, crush the contents in the bag,… https://t.co/eXY7GbQQEC @NjTank99 Frank you ever try tacos in a bag? @aetiology In a case like this do you have to fight the urge to tell them that you might know a little something ab… https://t.co/N2BEO0zhl5 @Tom_Winter Francesca has been a big Trump supporter. The fact that he’s been openly calling out the president for… https://t.co/8YVKTVhOAF
5/5
2020

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