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"I want to appeal to people to not be afraid of these guys with the guns. I went to high school with them. I know t… https://t.co/zzTAVTXSn7"It truly is an experiment. And, nobody knows that they’ve been participating in it. That’s the big problem." Watc… https://t.co/IPvHfDCDhHA new episode of Reel Time with @BillMaher is now stream-ing on @HBO. https://t.co/KdlGGCo9Q4
5/24
2020
The #Obamagate scandal is already losing steam. It seems to lack that one crucial ingredient a scandal needs: an al… https://t.co/9UaAQxmrOQ
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Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherMy latest column: Is Trump Challenging Mother Nature to a Duel? https://t.co/jCPPtX3e8L
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher, @MMFlint, @tomfriedman + @drcateshanahan is on @HBO!… https://t.co/aBt4BUptuB
5/23
2020
FRIDAY: @BillMaher is back with @tomfriedman @drcateshanahan + @MMFlint on @HBO! https://t.co/dg65xV9fn7 https://t.co/4is92MX8xf
5/20
2020
Hello, audience. Thanks for sticking with us during these very difficult times. We'll be back with more #RealTime f… https://t.co/zAoizTQZbU
5/16
2020
"You’re going to see more people experimenting with online sex...and people will use whatever tools are at hand. "… https://t.co/Ld7XSqhL1o
5/12
2020
"People want to carve out an exception that applies just for them to sneak out of the house, to leave the people th… https://t.co/aNXvQxSSdP
5/11
2020
"I can’t change whether or not I sit next to somebody on the subway who has COVID-19... but, I can change what’s in… https://t.co/EQ6VSsx3CPTrump went to the #LincolnMemorial to have a @FoxNews town hall and complained that he'd been treated worse than Li… https://t.co/BbH1B6aAMP
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5/10
2020
"If you spend time with me over the course of this campaign, I think you’re going to find that I’m the normal guy,… https://t.co/rZPuekjDjPTrump refuses to wear a mask because he is a manly man. He’s not going to wear a mask like some girl. And, also, it… https://t.co/b03sLOIY3a#StartTheClock: #RealTime with @BillMaher, @justinamash, @realamymholmes + @fakedansavage is on @HBO! https://t.co/GLpAd9cGmD
5/9
2020
TONIGHT: @JustinAmash, @fakedansavage + @realamymholmes join @BillMaher for #RealTime @HBO! https://t.co/KKYzxH9lqd https://t.co/m4YLp3IYifCorrection: This episode will air on May 8th, for those of you still attached to the concept of "time."
5/8
2020
FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @JustinAmash, @fakedansavage + @realamymholmes to #RealTime @HBO!… https://t.co/noAd2NIHUb
5/7
2020
Former AG @EricHolder on @realDonaldTrump: "I’m really worried about what happens between November, his defeat, a… https://t.co/R2tdntPq30"I was asked to social distance even *before* the virus..." ...and 23 other Things You Don't Know About @JoeBiden: https://t.co/XQ6UdZsaRV
5/4
2020
I worry that the past two months of quarantine have given people the idea that the way for humans to win our millio… https://t.co/VtfqQQNqGs
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherIt’s amazing, the world now has more oil than it has places to store it. Even Don Jr.’s hair is at capacity.
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5/3
2020
"One reaction I have had to my column, which kind of staggers me, is people say, 'You’re putting the economy over p… https://t.co/7TVTLqHIe5Trump said, “how about drinking, disinfectant?” And his voters have been calling poison control centers to ask if i… https://t.co/mk1t0whxvI
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher#StartTheClock: #RealTime with @BillMaher, @EricHolder, @mtaibbi + Bret Stephens starts now on @HBO! https://t.co/NXhvbGzyhw
5/2
2020
FRIDAY: @EricHolder, @mtaibbi + Bret Stephens join @BillMaher for #RealTime @HBO! https://t.co/xOqnlqzsKN https://t.co/tMX3wZg7yU"It’s the only crisis where you can see a celebrity telling you not to panic, from their panic room." Watch… https://t.co/EPBm8I4vkV
4/30
2020
Trump has been pushing this hydroxychloroquine like a Buick dealer trying to unload last year's Skylark.… https://t.co/BjaqiDUJkS
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4/26
2020
"There’s really more than one way for this situation to hurt people, or even kill them...and there’s more than one… https://t.co/X6KGjValpGStop trying to get me to watch Tiger King. I already have to watch one bottle-blonde from reality TV. And the other… https://t.co/HDd2PzLItW
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher"This is more of an investment in the lives and the livelihood of the American people... The more we invest in scie… https://t.co/uXiEp1817HNature is healing. The deer have returned to Griffith Park. There’s fish in the canals of Venice. The swallows have… https://t.co/II9yRiVSOaHey, @JimmyFallon missed hearing from you this week... #TreeChallenge https://t.co/yEU5ufTVth
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher#StartTheClock: A new #RealTime with @BillMaher, @SpeakerPelosi, @DrDavidKatz + @JayLeno is on @HBO! https://t.co/JENLIU1KVh
4/25
2020
We need an #NFLDraft, but for the one fan who gets to represent each team. More #NewRules tonight at 10! https://t.co/xYR6sdgc64#NewRule: If you want to fondle a 🍆 or a 🍑, do it in the privacy of your own home. https://t.co/GOzqaT0t9oUh oh. He won’t go. https://t.co/7TxtjG70rI
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4/24
2020
@HBO @itsSHANGELA @thatonequeen @eurekaohara #WereHere in the City of Angels, naturally.FRIDAY: @SpeakerPelosi, @jayleno + @DrDavidKatz join @BillMaher on @HBO! https://t.co/EK96aix7IO https://t.co/Cp98RAwW3g
4/23
2020
We need the news to calm down and treat us like adults. Trump calls you #fakenews. Don't make him right.… https://t.co/kTzC8UL5yy
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4/21
2020
Hey, it's #420 somewhere... https://t.co/KM5r1xdxoPBut seriously, where can I go to sell all my pants? #StayHomeSearchTrends #RealTime https://t.co/gTgoIoMXtL
4/20
2020
I'm not going to lie. It's lonely around here; it's #sad. Last night, my dick said it wanted to start seeing other… https://t.co/Zn9FGfRq3B
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4/19
2020
"I end up smoking a lot of weed in the evenings to get me through this, to take the edge off the days. I just reall… https://t.co/wtB05m8NdH"This is important stuff. It’s about life and death, and it’s about our economy, and everything that’s really impor… https://t.co/CfsLWZzz4R"There are sort of three crises of the post-Cold War world: 9/11, the 2008-2009 financial crisis, and this one. And… https://t.co/q196MZFCO1Always fun to talk to Bill! https://t.co/38ep2WQ8RH
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher#StartTheClock! Real Time with @BillMaher, @FareedZakaria, @DanCrenshawTX + @sullydish starts now on @HBO! https://t.co/McP24AxqnL @jimmyfallon Well, it is 420 today. Today, right? #TreeChallenge
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4/18
2020
Let’s be honest - I think you were “higher” than me before you climbed the tree. #TreeChallenge https://t.co/gbtfH7x9sM
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherWhat could go wrong?! @FallonTonight #TreeChallenge https://t.co/iEiCbOJIjaI'm on Real Time with Bill Maher tonight talking about all this crazy shit. Heads up.
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherIt's Friday! Or Tuesday? Whatever, there's a new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher TONIGHT at 10. https://t.co/sJYVKnNMmb
4/17
2020
FRIDAY: @FareedZakaria @DanCrenshawTX + @sullydish join @BillMaher on #RealTime @HBO! https://t.co/fUGLMeGO92 https://t.co/eGvHGLQSuV
4/16
2020
.@billmaher asked @ianbremmer about the “new normal” - when the economy begins to open back up - on @RealTimers.… https://t.co/GOkZfWIagN
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher"We are absolutely going to be prepared to give away all of our data to all of these companies just to ensure that… https://t.co/sqiFdh5hLd
4/15
2020
The New York Health Department says they strongly recommend masturbation instead of actual sex. We're not just goin… https://t.co/7xUcI0AdYL
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherFormer VP @AlGore: Governors should set up COVID-19 testing sites at every polling place for the November election.… https://t.co/wA9XRFNOiH
4/14
2020
#WouldYouRather have your phone, or be able to go to bars/restaurants again? You can only choose one. Watch… https://t.co/ouCta2S595
4/13
2020
"He’s so interested in avoiding any sort of accountability that he actually is acting as a fairly weak president."… https://t.co/uwHdmvSIf9We’re locked up in our homes, but commerce does continue – and @BillMaher noticed that American corporations are us… https://t.co/wjWFEjV8Wl"Trump has this manic genius to be able to say in his outside voice what other political leaders would never actual… https://t.co/lvuBvIfeVZ
4/12
2020
"Fossil fuels are a pre-existing condition for COVID-19." Watch former VP @AlGore explain how environmental pollu… https://t.co/GsZGWyN8tg"If you’re poor, if you haven’t gotten the healthcare you deserve, if you didn’t have the money to pay for it, you… https://t.co/g7FkbjHlpFThe forces of light will be represented by Mr. Joe Biden. Or, as the Jedi call him, “Obi Wan WhereAmI?” https://t.co/dU7tTeM6unComedian @NikkiGlaser decided to quarantine with her parents "just to make sure they stayed safe and didn’t start a… https://t.co/rlVkRvlgSC#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @AlGore, @NYCMayor, @NikkiGlaser + @IanBremmer is… https://t.co/knpgG5oae1
4/11
2020
TONIGHT https://t.co/Fr5fQOkEEq
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherThey call it Good Friday because that's when Real Time is on. Catch @BillMaher tonight with @AlGore, @NYCMayorhttps://t.co/KW3v84SzyaThe good news: Angelenos are getting a passing grade in #Quarantine. The bad news? You’ve still got detention. ⠀⠀⠀⠀… https://t.co/BXVtwWXlOFI’ll be on Real Time with Bill Maher tomorrow night! https://t.co/Fr5fQOkEEq
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4/10
2020
FRIDAY: @AlGore, @NYCMayor @BilldeBlasio, @IanBremmer + @NikkiGlaser join @BillMaher on #RealTime @HBO!… https://t.co/CEk9rFblXg
4/9
2020
I'm all for rallying around the flag, but let's not rally around the guy who missed all the red flags. https://t.co/rFlvEMot8E
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4/7
2020
"I think this is one of the craziest times that I can remember." Watch @WillieNelson and @BillMaher reminisce abou… https://t.co/rSp8eLSpRD"I will never again pretend that the job of, say, a stay-at-home mom is not way harder than what I do on a daily ba… https://t.co/62EdAvg8xb
4/5
2020
"The whole reason we have these plans...is specifically so we can do this in the American way without trampling on… https://t.co/fnfjMGtlnx"If you think that, during a campaign, you are not going to see a lot of money from the Trump administration going… https://t.co/LnoJN8RnW5This president has shown that he will deny essential services and equipment to states that aren’t “nice enough” to… https://t.co/gTDO6oIvAWIf you just saw me on @Billmaher, this is the National Response Framework I was talking about. This is the master d… https://t.co/hy6vJ2rJmi
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher @BernieSanders @MayorOfLA @ericgarcetti @WillieNelsonhttps://t.co/dmuVas5le8It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. The clock starts on a new episode of #RealTime tonight at 10 - straight o… https://t.co/xjimHbe8dJWell, after 500+ episodes of Real Time always LIVE, tonight's show is already in the can. Like the economy. We shot… https://t.co/8idkAWMspk
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4/4
2020
FRIDAY: @BillMaher is BACK (from his backyard) with a new episode of #RealTime feat. @BernieSanders @MayorOfLAhttps://t.co/4jf0k52rpb
4/2
2020
Man, this really brings new meaning to 'same shit, different day.' 30 days has September, April, June and November,… https://t.co/n490hm40AW
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3/27
2020
This is pretty much what I wld have said - funnier, of course! - if we were on last night. Maybe not this month, bu… https://t.co/bSWXbSSgF7
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3/22
2020
Drop what you’re doing and check out an episode of @realtimers so good that they’re playing it two weeks in a row cc @Timodc
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3/21
2020
I see people are calling #coronavirus the Wuhan flu on twitter. This is a little insensitive. It's like calling her… https://t.co/lilQiQJM8q
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3/16
2020
"We have addicted people to fat and sugar and salt and other things in a way that is criminal." Watch chef… https://t.co/gd8oI9YWisMany have asked about the @realtimers chat with @billmaher...if you missed it and care to check it out here you go.… https://t.co/iWubzN9xeI
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherInstead of the 30-day pause that Trump announced today in a pledge to keep this great and important industry going.… https://t.co/aoHsHLYQ8N
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill MaherAre the experts telling us it's going to be worse so, when it's not as bad, we are pleasantly surprised? Watch ris… https://t.co/2Xmdpnao3CYeah, @BillMaher is way ahead of us on this #SocialDistancing thing... https://t.co/ZxY4qc2A49 @askjillian @billmaher Hope you feel better soon!Well. It had to be said😎 https://t.co/IR04IPKBAp
Retweeted by Real Time with Bill Maher @GaryCgy1 @HBO That was us @RealTimers 👋 @NeilOny66 @billmaher @dropeik @andrewzimmern @Lis_Smith @Timodc @EdwardGLuce @HBO https://t.co/xvfLmjuXgCThis is no time to be Goofy. https://t.co/oA5OWpibVK @andrewzimmern @billmaher Thank you for joining us!#StartTheClock! @BillMaher is LIVE with @dropeik @andrewzimmern @Lis_Smith @Timodc + @EdwardGLuce on #RealTime @HBO! https://t.co/NgO7gvQe0F
3/14
2020

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