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America, We Have to Talk. #RealTime with @BillMaher is LIVE Fridays at 10pm on @HBO. The contents of this account don't reflect the opinions of HBO.

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Then why did you come up and hug me at 2015 WHCD when I’d never met you (which was totally gross) and whisper in my… https://t.co/Rw3QbeJsd2
Retweeted by Real TimeThanks for watching, Mr. President. Don't forget to check out @AmbassadorRice on #RTOvertime:… https://t.co/pslcQXAvlrThat's #RealTime! Now watch @BillMaher, @AmbassadorRice, @dpletka, @thomaschattwill, @samstein + @neiltysonanswer y… https://t.co/arFumMxNZm.”[@realDonaldTrump] is always for sale. That wasn’t toilet paper on his shoe, it was a price tag.” - @billmaher o… https://t.co/SWr3cXUWTM
Retweeted by Real Time"The only time corruption bothers Donald Trump is when he's not in on it." – @BillMaher #RealTime https://t.co/rSodWtRiTg"The rise of the flat-Earthers is evidence of two things: One, we live in a country that protects free speech. Two,… https://t.co/oMbLplPJvOWe're LIVE with tonight's #RealTime panelists: @dpletka, @thomaschattwill & @samstein on @HBO! https://t.co/oK7rVyzLwF"What Putin's genius is, is he understands that we are so divided internally. And I argue in my book #ToughLove tha… https://t.co/QUGV4dBKzM"Good news: we finally found someone in the Middle East to greet us as liberators. Bad news: it’s ISIS." – … https://t.co/qt3SE8ykwF#StartTheClock: @BillMaher is LIVE with @AmbassadorRice, @dpletka, @thomaschattwill, @samstein + @neiltyson on… https://t.co/qZ9S75OG6YJust about to sit down with @billmaher this evening to talk about my book, #ToughLove. Tune in tonight at 10pm ET! https://t.co/gRm155g9p3
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10/19
2019
Ask a question for @BillMaher and his #RealTime guests + watch them answer LIVE after tonight's show on #RTOvertimehttps://t.co/GRpEj0X3Pj
10/18
2019
On #SpiritDay, @WarnerMediaGrp employees teamed up with @glaad to show support for LGBTQ+ youth and stand up agains… https://t.co/ljMm08VP3O
Retweeted by Real TimeI’m on Real Time this Friday with an incredible panel, wow https://t.co/W4PYhB9Aai
Retweeted by Real TimeTrump needed foreign help to eke out a win last time, and clearly he needs it again. Read @BillMaher's latest… https://t.co/m1CwwNSQdl
10/17
2019
FRIDAY: @BillMaher will be LIVE with @AmbassadorRice @neiltyson @samstein @dpletka + @thomaschattwill on #RealTimehttps://t.co/sb5rYiysoT
10/16
2019
Trump represents many of the ills our country has been living with for a long time, but perhaps none more than that… https://t.co/Q17RmCebta
Retweeted by Real Time"Moving to (@SIRIUSXM) satellite radio was a godsend and, really, it just freed me to do what I really wanted." Wat… https://t.co/EWMFzIFKDf
10/14
2019
Howard Stern talked therapy, relationships, old age and his recent book in a wide-ranging #RealTime interview with… https://t.co/VPXG5u78Wf
Retweeted by Real Time"I think my relationship with my wife now is a lot more even-keeled, because I’m not sitting there trying to save h… https://t.co/CCcjHDetfy
10/13
2019
Trump badmouthed Jay-Z during his rally. And Jay-Z said, "You know, I got 99 problems, and a #WhinyLittleBitch is o… https://t.co/rOfMO8YFXf
Retweeted by Real TimePeople say I need a viral moment to win this thing. So I thought I’d go on @BillMaher the same night as… https://t.co/LGFzeCMoYa
Retweeted by Real TimeCould Amy K go all the way? Watch @AmyKlobuchar make her case to @BillMaher on last night's #RealTime: https://t.co/EScaKjwvZI.@HowardStern braved the trip out to Los Angeles and we're all very excited about it. Watch him join @BillMaher on… https://t.co/A6UKA0AIcyThat's a wrap on #RealTime! Many thanks to @HowardStern @Shawna @jheil @bdomenech + @AmyKlobuchar. We'll be back wi… https://t.co/uMzc86tJ9m"Trump certainly represents many of the ills our country has been living with for a long time, but perhaps none mor… https://t.co/4oRUYc0EfQ"I think Americans don't want the loudest voice in the room anymore – they've got that in the White House. I think… https://t.co/Py8Iw7ROtI @MeghanMcCain @bdomenech @billmaher @HBO Awww...thanks, Meghan! https://t.co/JyS9234SOjHoward Stern and Bill Maher. #RealTime. Real funny.
Retweeted by Real TimeAt long last, The King of all Media, @HowardStern is LIVE with @BillMaher on @HBO! #HowardSternComesAgain https://t.co/CNT2duuQhDTrump badmouthed Jay-Z during his rally. And Jay-Z said, "You know, I got 99 problems and a #WhinyLittleBitch is on… https://t.co/EtG82Dqj7r"This is the great irony of the Trump presidency: Foreign criminals must be kept out of the country at all costs, u… https://t.co/DPlG97k1BG"The President of the United States is going to be impeached because he treats subpoenas like parking tickets." –… https://t.co/VbX5BKXC1dWhoa, whoa, whoa, #StartTheClock! @BillMaher is LIVE with @HowardStern @Shawna @bdomenech @jheil + @AmyKlobuchar on… https://t.co/tjVDeUrvYtGonna be 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/idpi1K2VOI
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10/12
2019
Wait now, he said what? The Kurds didn't help us in WWII and we're bitter about it? Uh, yeah. And you know who else… https://t.co/tdPAo6gGSV
Retweeted by Real TimeIt's on. https://t.co/TIDLZAJlUX
Retweeted by Real Time @GatorArcangelo @billmaher @HowardStern @amyklobuchar @Shawna @bdomenech @jheil @HBO @sternshow Yes.Hey now! @HowardStern @AmyKlobuchar @Shawna @bdomenech + @jheil join @BillMaher LIVE TONIGHT on @HBO!… https://t.co/1RoZoeFm95
10/11
2019
Apparently my Friday night plans are set: attempting to contain my exuberance over being on #RealTime with… https://t.co/kECCEkZuJj
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10/10
2019
Three weeks ago, @BillMaher tried to save everyone some time and emotional investment in Trump's Ukraine scandal. F… https://t.co/Nvhc3GaSQUFRIDAY: @BillMaher will be LIVE with @HowardStern @AmyKlobuchar @Shawna @bdomenech + @jheil on #RealTime @HBO! https://t.co/1dTYilud5O
10/9
2019
@HoldMyBeerDear @HBO You've gotta be strong, like your coffee* *or whatever https://t.co/rEPqoalvTv
10/8
2019
Which Democratic candidate has put forth the best policy to address #ClimateChange? Watch @HarvardChanSPH Director… https://t.co/jzp8eFyM7k
10/7
2019
From Ukraine, with Love. https://t.co/4bvh2DAdAB
10/4
2019
Trump can’t stop talking about his “perfect” call. What does that even mean? You didn’t drop it in the toilet? https://t.co/skGUDcT1Bq
10/2
2019
“I don’t like the term ‘woke,’ because it implies I am asleep. I was woke before some of these people were born.” T… https://t.co/ClYFiISG6P
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10/1
2019
White liberals have to start listening to me when I tell them; you can’t be more offended than the victim. There is… https://t.co/DKmfgOES0v
Retweeted by Real Time“What is your definition of love?” Watch @BillMaher go full Barbara Walters (with a touch of David Frost) on… https://t.co/7Grn1hJ3vq
9/30
2019
Will @TheDemocrats be able to stay on message throughout the impeachment process, or will the divisions between pro… https://t.co/NNuzGmHDrY
9/29
2019
"What can I say? I didn't want his name in my fucking book." Watch @SalmanRushdie and @BillMaher discuss why a cert… https://t.co/lvSBMoyz2xWith income inequality is at a 50-year high, watch @LopezLinette discuss how Trump's "winning" message may be a los… https://t.co/OAE9RNY2eBTrump has treason on his computer like most men have porn. #TrumpServer #AmericasTraitor #RussianRudy https://t.co/7bZCjVyG9V
Retweeted by Real TimeThat's #RealTime! Now watch @BillMaher, @SalmanRushdie, @BarneyFrank, @NoahCRothman, @lopezlinette + @GinaEPA answe… https://t.co/7mLVmUoJXI#NewRule: White liberals have to start listening to me when I tell them, "You can’t be more offended than the victi… https://t.co/Y156JQEuvv"I'm sick [of] talking about the planet instead of talking about people and our health, our moral responsibility. T… https://t.co/or3j7MfGam"Trump must have an 'Impeachment-Act-a-Day' calendar that he has used for the last year. So why will this one be di… https://t.co/c007JC9Oih"Devin Nunes claimed that Democrats tried to obtain nude photos of Donald Trump. And in the picture, you can tell i… https://t.co/TRq4eShMF2"We have an impeachment inquiry...an inquiry. We may not get a puppy – we’re just here to look." – @BillMaher… https://t.co/WwhjnRZbKd#StartTheClock: @BillMaher is LIVE with @SalmanRushdie, @BarneyFrank, @NoahCRothman, @lopezlinette + @GinaEPA on… https://t.co/zr57Nw30ndLooking forward to this. https://t.co/s0Gr9DPkgr
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9/28
2019
I hope like hell this Ukraine thing is what brings Trump down, but I gotta say, re Hunter Biden: politicians need t… https://t.co/zPrLTkdkSO
Retweeted by Real TimeWe've got a nice Liddle' show for you tonight! Ask a question for @BillMaher and his guests + watch them answer LIV… https://t.co/WNt0e0gRDX
9/27
2019
FRIDAY: @BillMaher will be LIVE with @SalmanRushdie @GinaEPA @BarneyFrank @NoahCRothman + @lopezlinette on… https://t.co/oETlyxa67W
9/26
2019
It’s hard to play the “If Obama had done it” game, because he’d have been impeached by now.
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9/25
2019
This is what #TrumpDerangementSyndrome really is: Republicans pretending that all of this is perfectly acceptable b… https://t.co/NXBC7O5XXO
9/24
2019
"Do a lot of stupid s**t as quickly as possible." Watch former UN Ambassador @SamanthaJPower joke about President T… https://t.co/qK87DYrCRDNot to miss @SarahTheHaider on @billmaher @RealTimers. Sarah, you articulated complex ideas like our right to live… https://t.co/4jcqaQ0mYS
Retweeted by Real TimeSometimes you don't know it for a fact...you just know it's true. https://t.co/F7subRsoEo
9/23
2019
Republicans love to throw out the term #TrumpDerangementSyndrome (#TDS) to deflect any criticism from the Dear Lead… https://t.co/kuQhuuRuOB
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9/22
2019
@SarahTheHaider @billmaher Thanks for joining us, Sarah! Keep up the good work 👏✌️ https://t.co/SL3vLt5BTXIt’s not enough that Trump has Russia meddling in the election – now we’ve invited Ukraine in for a three-way.… https://t.co/PihqBV6GHS
Retweeted by Real TimeIf you couldn't catch the show yesterday @RealTimers with @SarahTheHaider and @billmaher will be on HBO GO and HBO… https://t.co/C5B66GYVyu
Retweeted by Real Time"This is a HUGE deal. All over the world, young people are saying, "What the f*ck?" Watch @hmcghee discuss why she'… https://t.co/mRFV4YPnKGThat's #RealTime! Now watch @BillMaher, @hmcghee, @TimNaftali, @sullydish + @SarahTheHaider answer your questions… https://t.co/ma0DDF2VKn#NewRule: If Donald Trump never makes you insane, you are insane. #Catch23 #RealTime https://t.co/5T59rdsILw"I don't get my social justice activism notes from corporations. But it does say something about where we are as a… https://t.co/OBf8kd3KNh"I would be treated very differently in about a dozen countries around the world. If somebody like me was to show u… https://t.co/mLjtCdEh0X"Democrats are the super-indulgent parent who never disciplined the kid, who now can get away with anything." – … https://t.co/XPJrSUERqZ"The most backsliding that is happening right now in the world is within established democracies like this one, and… https://t.co/qA0REAlhaX"A U.S. president, now, is using taxpayer money to pressure a foreign government to smear his political opponent. I… https://t.co/hv3FE80Tty"President Trump was in LA this week...I love the Republicans out here, they always say that they are not ashamed t… https://t.co/xNRD4yEctp#StartTheClock: @BillMaher is LIVE with @SamanthaJPower, @hmcghee, @TimNaftali, @sullydish + @SarahTheHaider on… https://t.co/COC8DIIh5pBill's brewing up a fresh batch of #NewRules - get 'em while they're hot tonight at 10! https://t.co/YKV5Z1kmKZWhat a news day this has been. Tune in! https://t.co/Cy6uOuOBhs
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9/21
2019
So excited!!! https://t.co/2Bl4IV6sBs
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9/20
2019
FRIDAY: @BillMaher will be LIVE with @SamanthaJPower @hmcghee @TimNaftali @sullydish + @SarahTheHaider on #RealTimehttps://t.co/HZTTIRL32U
9/18
2019
Should #TheSquad be the face of the Democratic Party? w/@MMFlint https://t.co/M2EOyX0moI
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9/17
2019
@SarahTheHaider Same here! https://t.co/kvIsikfnMQIf you think having Trump in the White House is bad now, just wait 'til the kids are in charge... https://t.co/E1hypfjH05
9/16
2019
When did America decide to redesign its entire economy based on everyone rating everyone else? People's jobs should… https://t.co/bKN0jwgLZm
Retweeted by Real Time"The old capitalism is gone. The new capitalism is a cruel and evil system, Bill." – @MMFlint #RealTime https://t.co/Cu5d2y8Zbg
9/15
2019
I'm grateful to @MMFlint, who has been an utter mensch to me since the first time we met. A model of a person who c… https://t.co/9qJ81D2yi2
Retweeted by Real Time"When a society begins to become unhealthy and tearing itself apart...anti-Semitism begins to show its face." Watch… https://t.co/naQ0ZPowHrAll eyes during the debate were on the big three center stage, Biden, Warren, and Bernie or as they are known to th… https://t.co/aiS730gkh4
Retweeted by Real Time"Overall, I think MSNBC in the Trump era has done real damage to the left, and I'll tell you why." Watch… https://t.co/LuWGtDtqusOn Overtime we got into whether Bernie would be a better candidate then a centrist like Amy Klobuchar. Give you one… https://t.co/3CvWs0FkAB
Retweeted by Real Time @MMFlint @HBO Hold on, put the sunscreen down...new information has come to light and it looks like @BillMaher has… https://t.co/tk9NtWCWiGThat's #RealTime! Now watch @BillMaher, @MMFlint, @krystalball, @MichaelSteele, @AmandiOnAir + @bariweiss answer yo… https://t.co/gCnsqLhgmV
9/14
2019

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