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Joined Twitter 8/19/17

@tofubrasileiro Spoken like a poserpunk isn't dead it just leveled up games are an artform @daveexplosm Cheddar Jack Cheez-Its are the shit @alwaysJiji @Nickegbg Sweden eats poopBeethoven didn't go deaf from syphilis to have orchestras perform for a bunch uncultured virgins with Dorito dust all over their fingers @eddyburback I want a Mother announcement or nothing
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