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Comedian/electrician | Pretty Good At Tecmo Super Bowl on NES| Co-host of Nostalgic Front Podcast.

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Joined Twitter 3/9/11


The main reason i’m voting for Biden is because I’ve never seen a Biden flag.
10/26
2020
When it’s a fleaflicker https://t.co/aOUM8NdhYj
10/24
2020
Parenthood and The Goldbergs are great low stakes shows to put on when you eat or look at your phone while the world burns.Now is the time of the debate when we get into the Fox News alternate universe talking points and most Americans ar… https://t.co/eETxlbABFn
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10/23
2020
Dogs HATE tape measures.If there are so many ways to skin a cat then it’s a good thing they got so many lives!In these troubling times it gives me great reassurance knowing that Bonesaw is ready.
10/22
2020
“It’s just what I kneaded.” https://t.co/fmvt5mSZKS @PIRANHA410 @ojojoj32 Patriots
10/21
2020
I’ve never liked punch.https://t.co/oPmE6BBZsVSpellcheck in the clutch https://t.co/VuRij3FTBBFor all my fellow Muirheads out there. https://t.co/5YxP0dFprZ @PatrickHastie https://t.co/kuaKdybzqpFANTASTIC! https://t.co/BWjz3lwv1Y
10/20
2020
Fantastic! https://t.co/dtlNfL2ddSElastic in my sock is out and it keeps falling. Thinking of taking the rest of the day off.
10/19
2020
Y'all Qaeda is the best nickname I’ve seen since Teddy “Throwsevelt” Bridgewater.Was mad about the neighbors having a loud party that woke me up at 4am until they played Slayer at 5:30am. 🤘
10/17
2020
Mellencamp’s Jack and Diane doesn’t slap, but it sure as shit claps.
10/16
2020
Got any good Christian doom metal recs?If they take away a woman’s right to choose you can say goodbye to your Jif.
10/15
2020
@STLSparty Saying that her book shouldn’t be made into a graphic novel because it’s a lot of people first book desp… https://t.co/lRc5CtecQt @FaroneNr Graphic novels are bad but i’m sure she doesn’t mind the residuals from the movie.I hate when products have new looks but don’t reassure me that they have the same great taste.
10/14
2020
Genesis is a progressive rock band. They got progressively better when Phil took the lead.In the construction industry there is so much time and energy put into fall prevention but for 9 months out of the… https://t.co/TuCdH4hsc7
10/13
2020
Do you remember that time @Reamkore read The Monster at the End of This Book? Please enjoy the full experience her… https://t.co/AP43ILuKCr
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10/12
2020
@Reamkore look at your texts!!!!
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10/11
2020
I like the verbally abuse the dog and threaten it with suplexes because it has no idea what Im saying.
10/9
2020
So @Reamkore and I couldn't record our Fun Size together this week so we both did our own 20 minute thing and this… https://t.co/8ZSFmLp7PT
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10/8
2020
If it’s looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck it’s a duck. But if it looks like an angel, wal… https://t.co/bVRifyxgGHI haven’t been this buzzed this early on a worknight since the world ended.We don’t talk about this enough but Fritos Honey BBQ Twists taste better than most things you will ever eat.One time I made a whiskey/energy hybrid drink. It was a mash. A monster mash.Have I been tested? Yeah, every time I watch the news!Drank Coke from a coffee cup because there were no clean dishes and every drink I took was a real mindfuck. @floodums You are 100% correct. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! https://t.co/tYBBohKP1YJust a reminder of how dumb your average Trump supporter is, many of them believe that the devil is a real spiritua… https://t.co/nJn5lJNNdN @KevinForReal @NostalgicFront @PatrickHastie Nope. The tweet belongs to the internet now.
10/7
2020
A lot of people think Kraft Mac and Cheese is easy to make, but sometimes it can be real straining work.The dude I love to air drum to died in the same year as the dude I love to air guitar to. Fuck 2020.When Dimebag died, Eddie flew to Arlington carrying a guitar. Not just any guitar but the yellow and black one from… https://t.co/oRKD0LRZLF
Retweeted by Boo-randon ScreamRIP to an absolute legend. #FuckCancer https://t.co/02nTHrqfE8I’ve never attended a Super Spreader event but one time at a Vanilla Ice Show I saw a Super Shredder event.
10/6
2020
Another night of binging Parenthood with the boys!(My Gf and Dog)This is my catchphrase on a torso! https://t.co/RhY1OSn9QS
10/5
2020
Painting are a stroke of genius.
10/3
2020
I was always a big Belushi fan. It was kinda weird how they just stopped putting him in movies. He must of really p… https://t.co/OQUsfVSGUT
10/2
2020
I got a bit of mushrooms I’ve been wanting to do for awhile but i’m not so sure about a 2020 trip.I bet Proud Boys fucking love Five Finger Death Punch.Watching The Hills Have Eyes for the first time tonight. Is that about Super Mario World?
10/1
2020
Famous last words: “I’ve had it up to here with this quicksand!”I spent more on sleeveless Judas Priest shirts than Trump did on his taxes.Mr. President, I am the PROUDEST BOY sir, and I am ready to Stand Back and Stand By. Proud Boys! https://t.co/0eHn67ygFl
Retweeted by Boo-randon ScreamThere should be more Ernest’s. Like Bozo’s and Mall Santa’s.The “T” in Craig T. Nelson stands for “The Coach”.Biden should win because people from Scranton should have the highest office in the land.Crash Test Dummie’s Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm < TLC’s Waterfalls < Everlast’s What It’s LikeNeither of these dudes should be in HD.
9/30
2020
A seven day MTA card should be good for 168 hours after the time of purchase. Let’s get a class action going or something.
9/29
2020
@White_Guyyy23 Need Brown and Incognito a hell of a lot more than a guy who didn’t even have a better camp than Petterman.FANTASTIC! https://t.co/6LOlZiHIxz
9/28
2020
Woke up at 6am and hooked up the Nintendo.
9/27
2020
Every time I listen to Time by Pink Floyd I re-up on existential dread.Yes it's true! The "80's McDonald's Ashtray" guy and the "Tony Hawk Custom Skater Dead Baby" guy have a podcast!… https://t.co/52RkacUBEH
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Retweeted by Boo-randon ScreamIt’s baby yoda bootleg merch season again! @BartAcocella1 @MichaelArtz When I was 11 and smoking we had to go to the bowling alley’s cigarette vending machine… https://t.co/Es6ExLBIrl @floodums Dang! That’s front page material there. Too bad about the crop but that’s the internet for you. @floodums Good to hear! Any idea what sub?#SquadGoals https://t.co/QhILlg7XC4I just followed @PhilCollinsFeed but he didn’t follow me.Whoa! This tweet blew up! https://t.co/i7OKW5LUGO check out my podcast we talk about old shit from the 80s with a t… https://t.co/Kp7abt0bqH
9/25
2020
@Causey4 https://t.co/QOaC3vhtkJNot sure why they call him Morgan Freeman, I tried to get him to narrate my life story and it was pretty expensive.The co host with the co most. https://t.co/7OE2Iuz7ZzFANTASTIC https://t.co/ZpH0eOwJtA @Clippopotamus Hell yeah @danagouldCrazy how the right will try and justify the police murdering unarmed civilians by saying “well you shouldn’t assoc… https://t.co/RkR14jRjMz @elosoblanco69 Mine was Camel flavored. @ClisterVision 1. Metallica 2. Slayer 3. Megadeth 4. Testament 5. Municipal Waste 6. Suicidal 7. Sepultura 8. Power… https://t.co/D5Lo6NJpGq @ClisterVision I grew up loving Roots and Chaos AD so I always forget how much Beneath the Remains rules until I li… https://t.co/nqTG8lQCNeWhat was it like growing up in the 80s? The 80s: https://t.co/HyqQ2NGntvFor the rest of 2020 The only politics I give a shit about discussing with anyone are thrash metal albums.
9/24
2020
The lead singer of The Killers looks like Adam Scott’s character from Parks and Rec cosplaying as Han Solo. https://t.co/5pSwrMXagh
9/22
2020
FANTASTIC! https://t.co/K6nFiA5lQB
9/21
2020
... no, I mustn't. https://t.co/aqIhdj0lGF
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9/20
2020
Life hack: Dunkin always gives you more munchkins than you order and still they are a better value than donuts without getting freebies.
9/19
2020
@THEHermanCain I agree. Now if we could all just west the fuckers for a month and a half we won’t need to anymore.Kinda funny how people who champion herd immunity call other people “sheep”.Big shout out to Bill and Ted 3 for reminding me how great of an album Kid Cudi - Man On The Moon Is.If kids today don’t buy CDs what do they do coke off of?Once everything finally reopens I really think you are all going to be pretty impressed with my new metal T’s.
9/18
2020
Y’all remember Judge Judy? She ruled!This is my impression of Belinda Carlisle on Pawn Stars. “Oh, baby do you know what that’s worth?”
9/17
2020

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