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Writer, science enthusiast, curious person. I like surfing and reading and playing video games.

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Joined Twitter 3/21/08


Look, is it shady that I'm asking you to come to the Tenderloin on a Sunday night at 10pm to see an underground sci… https://t.co/j6MMWBkJb0Just a lil reminder that we are @sfsketchfest TOMORROW at Pianofight! With @JustinRYoung @keithlowellhttps://t.co/ZthhodcRTL
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1/26
2020
@BBW_BFF where would women be without men to tell us to enjoy our livesReminder for those in the Bay Area! This Sunday @Quizotron will be at @SFSketchfest with @keithlowellhttps://t.co/4JYjBUtKd0like at least I know I'm gonna get a recipe at the end of the first oneY'all love to make fun of recipe blogs with the writer's life story you gotta scroll through, but no one talks abou… https://t.co/n13Swgae0jDear monkey's paw, I wish for everyone to just fucking accept it when their favorite politician fucks up, because p… https://t.co/B5sRr4MlYb
1/24
2020
@NightAttackShow @acarboni hold up I just saw this pic on my phone. I regret nothing https://t.co/s2fEFtandGI'd like to take a moment to thank @NightAttackShow for having me on last night & also apologize for my behavior &… https://t.co/JyGRl7KYpsSomeone (@acarboni) suggested we start drinking very early before tonight’s show and it was a GREAT IDEA https://t.co/aFQeST4Yp0fuck off I ain’t no snitch https://t.co/EIg3J4Y3nKLove taking a Lyft to BART so the driver can spend the entire ride trying to hard sell me into having him drive me… https://t.co/sxhxXHrpev
1/23
2020
Good news if you’re coming to tonight’s @NightAttackShow: I’m getting my hair done just for you. This special event… https://t.co/QWZMKpOpLC @sweaternshorts They suit you!! @tremereGroupie @taitaisanchez @CarriePoppyYES It’s honestly like the second gayest thing ive ever put in my mouth @LadyCorax @OhNoPodcast I would join it if there was bc banana slugs are dope @MelMall @OhNoPodcast The owners wanted to open competing dog grooming salons but sorry this is bank street @SamOgden @GOP @senatemajldr @USSenate That’s actually the special at the Oakland coliseumToday I learned from @OhNoPodcast that the Santa Cruz Mystery Spot is located at 465 Mystery Spot Road so I guess t… https://t.co/lf4o3BZyAZ“I’ve drank worse things” - @CarriePoppyYES reviewing....this https://t.co/c7H3jHoE7N
1/22
2020
@JeffCGD Ah that's good to know, thanks! @mysticl @elonmusk thank you, none of those things had ever occurred to me @elonmusk tagged him just in case he's feeling silly today and wants to send me one in, like, galaxy colors or somethingHow come @elonmusk is all flamethrowers and launching stupid shit into space but then he makes a Tesla and the colo… https://t.co/3jOBFphF5FFolks, we’re really doing the ding-dang thing! Live Night Attack Live...live! Come see @shwood @JustinRYounghttps://t.co/cR7Jv37hjM
Retweeted by Rebecca Watson @SF SketchfestI finally finished Cormac McCarthy’s The Crossing. It took months bc I couldn’t understand Spanish. Now I am fluent… https://t.co/Q4p11ddOrBAnd yeah, I set up the date despite/because of the profile pic. He seemed fucked up and I was ready to die. 🤷‍♀️I talked to a guy off the Onion personals (~2005?) whose profile pic was just his shadow over an empty grave. I got… https://t.co/ZtXiUdZdq0
1/21
2020
@HuntGump @MaraWilson ^^Hey I'm doing COOL STUFF this week for @sfsketchfest! - sneaky pop-in on @ohnopodcast at Cobb's TUESDAY -… https://t.co/78TP8j52CyToday I asked a lady her dog's name and she told me his AND her own name. I'm like, uh, thanks but literally no one… https://t.co/Xfeb1wiPQmWhen I see a city name trending first thing in the morning my assumption is that there was a mass shooting there, w… https://t.co/8n9Ya9FpWu @ClayT1000 No, an ex gave it to me without provocation and when I moved out without it he shipped it to me so at th… https://t.co/Uw3B1WV3iDmy Alexa will now be know as “Alexa B”I can’t watch The Bachelor this season because one contestant is named “Alexa” so every ten minutes I hear “SORRY,… https://t.co/iifgBXGRTZHe also thinks vaccines cause autism so this is nice and what a great actor but also my lord this is not a smart man https://t.co/mDFWZWHytzProud of the #49ers but I’m worried that there will be riots. Has anyone checked on the Panera in Palo Alto @Ian485 The only reason the raiders don’t have the worst owners in the nfl is bc Kraft is an actual naziThe Eagles didn't make it to the Super Bowl but I feel better knowing that: 1) My new(er) hometown's team (49ers) (… https://t.co/hS7A8PZ7ZA
1/20
2020
@NickAlpers @crtnycldwll @StGeorgeSpirits We were totally alone for the majority of our hike!I took my friend @crtnycldwll to Muir Woods & Mt Tam today and she said she loved the smell of it, so when we got h… https://t.co/ZNgYyT4fon
1/18
2020
I woke up at 7am to drive some friends to a National Monument. I just sent them the projected weather and some advi… https://t.co/joAfk55cotI feel like this plush doll is racist against yodas https://t.co/oWeW6kivvY
1/17
2020
@CworthDynamics Next week: ANKLES? @hodgman @TheRealGZA @netflix @DRMWRX OMGA new report says you should only watch this video if it's very important, and only then at 360p. The easter egg is… https://t.co/ytTh7FfKH1 @BatesPhysio @arikia @skepchicks >_> <_< fuck yeah @BatesPhysio @arikia Maybe you should join a group blog that could use someone writing occasionally, like, idk, @skepchicks just sayin
1/16
2020
Check us out at @SFSketchfest! Kaveh will be performing (competing?) at @quizotron, the world’s greatest science/co… https://t.co/XdRS56Xiwk
Retweeted by Rebecca Watson @SF Sketchfest @jessphoenix2018 this guy is a heroI guess this is a good time to state for the record that I'm excited about the possibility of a Sanders/Warren or W… https://t.co/lGTFccFxCd @IMudlet You know what else is a stupid idea? The tweet you just sentOk so a debate costs about $5 million. A Forbes article suggests that shooting our garbage into the sun will be abo… https://t.co/gGJg3i4yL6Jesus Christ they’re still doing debates?? How much do these things cost the taxpayers and for the same price could… https://t.co/wcaJrB3rViMan, @SFSketchfest is really bringing the midweek radness this year. Hilarious friend of @Quizotron (FoQ)… https://t.co/Nf7XLBz29T
1/15
2020
Oh hey I'm livestreaming Into the Breach, in which I kill alien bugs. Yesterday we realized that I'm the bad guy an… https://t.co/QFVlWyq4hWHey! Are you gonna be at @SFSketchfest? Come watch me, @Veronica and @rebeccawatson guest on @NightAttackShow! 1/22… https://t.co/2GcRPskif5
Retweeted by Rebecca Watson @SF SketchfestThis is my pettiest characteristic: years ago when I got my 1st tattoo I posted it on r/tattoo. It was immediately… https://t.co/CyTXioJHigbrb booking a flight to japan so I can straight up murder a kid with a blue shell https://t.co/CaM6wgcrVQIt's dangerous, it's unregulated...how can we really milk the shit out of this? https://t.co/3WSeyeZiSN
1/14
2020
@JessicaValenti @meghan_daum @nickgillespie So this dumbass made up a new wave of feminism, complete with bullshit… https://t.co/IgsMWIA2W3Camryn Manheim Steamroller send tweet
1/13
2020
@timminchin Not worrying, just farming that sweet internet karmaLike if I had that kind of money I’d just buy a yacht and any time I felt sad about people making fun of me on twit… https://t.co/beseabvKXvImagine being as rich as Ricky Gervais and still being so incredibly sad as to spend all your time searching your n… https://t.co/4jGwY36RlB @CarriePoppyYES @ZirkuaZruda Okay! @CarriePoppyYES @ZirkuaZruda Oh okay good! Yeah I just see breeders kinda like diamonds. I might think it’s gross b… https://t.co/RmvtFu6Ma9 @CarriePoppyYES @ZirkuaZruda Did this get aggressive or am I misreading? FTR I am voting for Warren (or whoever the… https://t.co/41cNQtUUzb @CarriePoppyYES @ZirkuaZruda No one knows what? @a_tooloulou @CarriePoppyYES If it makes you feel better to say it’s bad faith that’s your call. But no one would e… https://t.co/2AJkLnLgz8 @ZirkuaZruda @CarriePoppyYES No one I know would ever surprise me with a dog from a breeder. Please don’t twist log… https://t.co/WauRZXDpC0 @CarriePoppyYES I mean...it isn’t where people are looking. Literally no one (targeted by the media) cares if she a… https://t.co/1wVdWbLhFUOkay microbiology Twitter, I need your help identifying this marine microbe I filmed in Antarctica. About 1 minute… https://t.co/oGscm8htxu
Retweeted by Rebecca Watson @SF Sketchfest @DrGr4f1x You can’t be this thick. Trump and Kraft are currently bff white supremacist pals. Come to terms with it. @DrGr4f1x Lmao yeah pretty sure https://t.co/2Hc6Kom2fDGod I’m hilarious https://t.co/fBrEVqfrj5 @GarrettTaylor @DrJenGunter Yeah, no. Obviously she’s using the @seriouseats method, which is awesome but doesn’t work that way. @jpscribbles @heefy The Nazis, I think. New England’s team.I like the Baltimore Ravens. They’re the only professional sports team named after a poem. A perfect team to cheer… https://t.co/0aJ2JmydZ4 @CarriePoppyYES I assume breeder, which would sum up everything I think about her: progressive enough where people… https://t.co/BN5bAbDMF3
1/12
2020
@pulmyears Forget it Paul, it’s BoomtownThe dry cough working up my throat, waiting for me to start to fall asleep https://t.co/ed8P5lIaGs @sciencecomic Whoa congrats!Holy crap this is awesome! https://t.co/FywfRO5X4P
1/11
2020
@brockwilbur I beg to differ with Little https://t.co/SDkQt2wQvB @bergopolis This is exactly the result that the US military was hoping for and the main reason they allow Marvel to… https://t.co/ai73NttZUE @SkepticPimp pimp is a very common name it's trueI have basically no problems. The worst one is that male trolls call me "Becky" to infantilize me but...that's lite… https://t.co/l8XdsZHlN4 @sheena_gibbs I SHOULD worry about that more, considering that my boyfriend says if I die first then the dog gets b… https://t.co/Jk1dssBL17 @OhNoSheTwitnt let's burn some sage in remembranceI got a dog & now all my nightmares are about how the dog is lost or sad or in danger. Thank christ I never had a k… https://t.co/ePQ1jQkUf5 @starstrickenSF FUCK YEAH @godoyflavia @TwitterLA Fuck yeah!Twitter memes are made for people fighting colds who can't sleep, so: Egg: Nogged Steak: Alive Milk: Soy Alcohol:… https://t.co/do4903gpgn @godoyflavia @TwitterLA Yay, congrats!
1/10
2020
@paulandstorm @hallublin Happy birthday Hal! Is it gauche to say this in reply to someone else's birthday wishes on… https://t.co/B6f5HrOPIx @CarriePoppyYES @drewspurs obviously yes @quizotron @keithlowell @hipsterocracy @thehouseofpod @DoctorYasmin me, conserving all my energy to get over this c… https://t.co/Zg5c8saSJMGood news, pals! @Quizotron is back for San Francisco Sketchfest! Get yer tix and join us Sunday, Jan 26 at Pianofi… https://t.co/mgmzY2yZoU @drewspurs @CarriePoppyYES This is not the way to settle this argument. You KNOW the correct, scientific way to set… https://t.co/ew9q4IfLHG
1/9
2020

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