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@aannggeellll 🤠👋🏼me reading Westworld reddit for 45 minutes after watching the trailer https://t.co/n9XoitNzvg
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2/22
2020
@hollygfirestone @mkobach You a real one, HollyI like to think he has a job and goes to work https://t.co/Jwn7Gr7qpMI wonder what my sleep paralysis demon does during the day https://t.co/WhIXZUECXt https://t.co/6JS4MBVVcQ"My friend has been improving his book carving skills but he is too shy to share his work. I thought you guys might… https://t.co/c3dtbWT5Qg/r/Survivor has officially reached the 100k subscriber threshold! To celebrate, we will share some moments from the… https://t.co/CRFnzL2W2v
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2/21
2020
@rodrigoleitao25 A+ for effort @rodrigoleitao25 not sure the word "boomers" works here but go off @bradwilson864 just like stanley, I didn't stutter @Rebecca_Stanton got me there! @rayhuawu what are dates and time but a social construct anyways @joefederer @Skibum845 yea stop offending joe's culture @MitHornchen here's poor man's twitter silver 🥈 @raso_leo NICE @predspread No tomlem probLet the record show that this tweet went out at 02:20:20 PM PT, amenIt's 02/20/2020Are we going to catch up on @trixiemattel's #AMA in r/popheads over lunch? https://t.co/ev4yIzwRyihttps://t.co/VlZpz3nKZDBut when it comes to pets (and wagging tails), 2 are better than 1. Fin. https://t.co/t72Q3KjpD9 https://t.co/98Ilp80szUOkay, back to dogs. If you want a mini-me, this might be the pet for you. Imitation is the sincerest form of flatte… https://t.co/jtWq9xOwVOIf you get a cat, just be prepared to have them be your BIGGEST fan. Or ignore you completely, because cats.… https://t.co/LmwWDSXrI4If nothing else, they can instantly make you look cooler. This bunny is giving off some major Timothee Chalamet vib… https://t.co/C1Mf833fqURescue cows are a thing and yes, they make GREAT cuddlers. https://t.co/QuLZ9KCDkJ https://t.co/LKLaKoIqF0Some sweet, deaf kitties just needs to see their owner's shadow to know that they're not alone. <3… https://t.co/mu8wtMtGT9Senior pups who get adopted have a second chance at love and might even discover new passions, like sleeping under… https://t.co/uqNL6b97mTWhy #LoveYourPetDay and r/aww go together like peas-n-carrots (a thread)
2/20
2020
@mattpreston11 It's gotta beThe floor is actual money? https://t.co/8QzBciuaFMThis is the same energy that I have walking down every aisle at Target. https://t.co/rdssnGJqoA via r/youseeingthi… https://t.co/WN4otZSTvM
2/19
2020
I couldn't stop thinking about that amazing Reddit post about living & cooking under coronavirus lockdown in Shunde… https://t.co/QKvByajoIl
Retweeted by RedditThe latest in our series of #TokyoOlympics Reddit AMAs stars @USARugby's @Nayatapper! Get your questions in right… https://t.co/xQKdBs8qxg
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2/18
2020
"While at work, I checked my home security footage and saw the entire puppy litter had escaped. This is what I walk… https://t.co/iCSU4zWv71
2/16
2020
I would like to see it. https://t.co/wsj7KcrrGq https://t.co/iYy6ln66UO
2/15
2020
A redditor poured a glass of water from the tap and the next morning, found this floating in it. It's about the len… https://t.co/ApoxlJGutFReddit is (orange-ish) red Twitter is blue I don't know who needs to hear this but We have a community for you <3 @RealTomBentley https://t.co/jFkdbeVVEMr/ThatHappened https://t.co/R7FxcQ0KRsSend this to your boss to unlock one (1) four (4)-day weekend. https://t.co/ibjWDBGCrK via r/AnimalTextGifs https://t.co/zGiO8WF4bZ
2/14
2020
@Covenstr Unclear @Dairyll my exact reactionTIL about a long-standing feud between r/Ryan and r/Ethan, which is maybe, hopefully coming to an end?? I could not… https://t.co/WnQZ2RPzqfJoin us today at 2 pm ET for a @reddit AMA in r/IAmA with Jerry Moe, a children's and family counselor. He's worked… https://t.co/kPZYomq9BU
Retweeted by RedditIn honor of #ValentinesDay, #LoveHasNoLabels invites you to share ways we can all make this world a more inclusive… https://t.co/j2Yljw4JxQ
2/13
2020
r/DankMemes is working OT today and for that, we thank them. https://t.co/rPvaxOn1lf https://t.co/YNcPPB5hbb @Patrikk_Aero ly2 patRT if you waited for the sploosh 💦😔 https://t.co/2eJk4lOP5H https://t.co/4YLJwFHRUpICYMI: We are live from #DAYTONA500 Media Day at https://t.co/mN7WY1Q8Iy (@NASCARonReddit) hosting an AMA with driv… https://t.co/xfeVBBlEG7
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2/12
2020
MRW I see my order number at @McDonalds https://t.co/B6DYtRvYdb via r/reactiongifs https://t.co/jcvLu1KchWdid a bee write this https://t.co/KdRi2nA1Zc
Retweeted by RedditShe is the youngest world champion in American weightlifting history and today she's here as part of our… https://t.co/tebusvaEuF
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2/11
2020
Extremely jealous of u/vosszaa, who literally trades lunch with a SQUIRREL every day. Disney princesses are shaking… https://t.co/569dRPTCorI'm emotional over this thread. https://t.co/D1Kjmo61Rv via r/relationship_advice https://t.co/5lNRSthTXPWe are *all* this man who has just seen Keanu IRL #Oscars https://t.co/wHq7Qeqkw2 via r/gifs https://t.co/7JrVhJaiGE
2/10
2020
Microscopic look at a bee stinger vs. the point of a needle. https://t.co/3iqtD7zejC via r/Damnthatsinteresting https://t.co/It4pp3XLa8
2/8
2020
"NO PLEASE! I HAVE A FAM- oh hey jerry, imma head out" https://t.co/aA20x7tYQU via r/BetterEveryLoop https://t.co/JyB4FMTXSNJoin us today, at 1 p.m. ET for a Reddit AMA with #nprshortwave's Emily Kwong and Maddie Sofia. Bring all your ques… https://t.co/k9BdOO7mx3
Retweeted by RedditWhen you're *this* close to losing it and then remember that it's Friday. #FridayFeeling https://t.co/LG771JuAZs v… https://t.co/BVBGLlOiei @sunnydelight @pestonoodles25 sorry but flesh-colored yoda is the only one that does it for me https://t.co/90iwUeItV2When your sister-in-law beats Sir Ian McKellan in a pub quiz. https://t.co/vNBGPSUUM5 via r/CasualUK https://t.co/0YJSeifM02
2/7
2020
How to make different types of espresso-based drinks. (Artist: Sophie London) https://t.co/NiKaxps5Nz via r/educat… https://t.co/7u7G1MIwrm“If someone has a quick question about their health, it might take me a few minutes to answer, but it could save th… https://t.co/U5SNlUCgLkIn case you need something to smile about today👇 "This is the weirdest gender reveal ever."… https://t.co/jWUdx9pp5F
Retweeted by Reddit💡 PSA via r/YouShouldKnow: https://t.co/btEkzmTOOM https://t.co/bd8SY54Ide
2/6
2020
@thekingbugs absolute unit 😳 @jaredlholt I'd love to see it"Pond clean day at work, featuring Cherro waiting impatiently for his turn to be hosed off."… https://t.co/NlbPicemCwForever chasing the high that you can only get from a Scholastic Book Fair. https://t.co/uQd9GzvOzq via r/wholesom… https://t.co/9TX3m8QH06
2/5
2020
*Shamelessly plugs our career opportunities* Imagine, you could be browsing Reddit FOR work.… https://t.co/RWsxyr6cRtTo honor #BlackHistoryMonth, r/BlackPeopleTwitter is raising money for Equal Justice Initiative (@eji_org) and part… https://t.co/AdxTviXrZqIf you guessed r/Olympics, you'd be right. Each Tuesday, Olympic athletes and hopefuls are hosting an #AMA! Join a… https://t.co/MCgmwwc9RJName the subreddit based on these emojis: 🏃🏊🤸🤼🥇🥈🥉🌍✈️🇯🇵🗼r/SkincareAddiction is all about that slug life. 🐌 @SELFmagazine reports on the latest, slimy trend. https://t.co/UBwGfvkURz
2/4
2020
@notdanaz Thank you for bringing this to our attention. The user who posted the content is suspended and the conten… https://t.co/8zcVcTdRMo @joshstolberg We're ready https://t.co/0Rs6BIgSlvEvery day of my life https://t.co/74z60jvtMV @notdanaz Hi Dana, we're sorry to hear this. Please submit a support ticket with all of the details you have availa… https://t.co/oAVGZrJHxoDescribe your level of neediness https://t.co/o3HQ6jb0iN via r/aww https://t.co/N0uJIl4F3R
2/3
2020
Which team will win the #SuperBowl? @NFL wants to know what fans in r/NFL think, cast your vote to see who's lead… https://t.co/YGJ8jm2lIz
2/1
2020
Have questions about the #coronavirus? Our neighborhood scientists are ready to arm you with facts. 💪 Join the dis… https://t.co/WF1aNT4KXe92 y/o Robert Middelmann uncovered a secret about himself when he was very young. Keeping it was a matter of life &… https://t.co/kdevXAPPcq @NewNewll @dog_rates you have a point @dog_rates he's mister steal yer girl @jamesrickards @jimhenderson_ Yeah that's good! @cody_hosford https://t.co/2bhIBB3DJC @WillGregorian Noice, I will have to check it out! Here's one I took from my apartment last night. It was unreal. https://t.co/qg9bT7ucpd @dog_rates Here's Dexter being an absolute lady killer. Get you a dog who can do both, I say. https://t.co/hrUDxoDbBnCurious if @dog_rates has ever judged a folding chair-chihuahua mix?? I'd say 11/10 for portability but defer to th… https://t.co/iJwtUQhUJI @alexisohanian they got it right 💯Look ma, we made it! #Jeopardy https://t.co/InDudAfpGX
1/31
2020
In case you were wondering what the Reddit Public Access Network is like (SFW but intense). #RPAN is now streaming… https://t.co/a5b4LtP0tMToday's Reddit AMA is live from #SBLIV https://t.co/H31dBT96vw
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1/30
2020
@adaminallahi I am not! This was a TIL for me. :)For those who are wondering https://t.co/tatr8hcwTC"Maria is such a common name in Brazil, that there’s a drawer only for them in a doctor I went to yesterday."… https://t.co/vvdQndaleV @CasuallyE https://t.co/DEMmTDqb67 @iCaaroooh @KeshaRose Check back here at 2pm PST: https://t.co/BSObS5hRh7. If you don't already have a Reddit accou… https://t.co/VGndFUZV9c
1/29
2020

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