Sign in with Twitter

Username:

choice posts from the bountiful gardens of reddit's relationship subreddits. Contact via DMs or email: redditships@gmail.com

15 Following   425,740 Followers   2,891 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/17/17


https://t.co/XdkLu5R3nCHow do I [21M] convince my girlfriend [21F] that magic is not real and she is not a witch? https://t.co/UE3jEc1A1f @bunnyfoxes @local_kaiju straight women can top @sexiestmaninVT the former. do you look at the butthole during doggyDo you stare at the butthole during doggy?Do you stare at the butthole during doggy? https://t.co/TjiZE20CmWHow do I break it to my daughter that she can’t date her neighbor boyfriend … because they’re siblings?… https://t.co/4oQUM8e8WC
Retweeted by relationships.txt
10/24
2020
https://t.co/mwTEzRp5NXI hooked up with a girl and my dog ate her shoes, now she’s demanding I pay for them? https://t.co/BVZBteemxQ
10/23
2020
if you reply you must include this gif https://t.co/0Y3ta7jeDpI (35F) caught my boyfriend (28M) masturbating to nude pictures of himself https://t.co/m6sgcXsDxS @AITA_reddit maybe if they threw in a few frozen bananashttps://t.co/rEo2JU5c5GMy (25 M) roommates (same ages) are mad at me because I have been putting canned oysters in the breakfast smoothies… https://t.co/mifwqdfgXO
10/22
2020
https://t.co/aNEfd52f2BMy (25F) coworker (40?M) told people that he was my son's (9mo) father https://t.co/4NNedz2KMNrip to your DMs @TheDuckManeWanna generate horrific Among Us drama with the rest of the twitter peanut gallery? Join reply duck superstar… https://t.co/FU3neNMGou
10/21
2020
https://t.co/8ofPW4QeG1My boyfriend doesn't think I'm trustworthy anymore due to how I play a video game https://t.co/S6ScX7sLGFhttps://t.co/fljXb118ojI (F28) just found my husband’s (M32) word doc of the women he’s slept with. There’s more than he originally told m… https://t.co/KH2Ypz7jNb
10/20
2020
https://t.co/xcvPBpUdL9My [52M] girlfriend [34F] of 15 years wants me to become a stay at home dad. https://t.co/RZ9V4gy74tIs there a none-weird way to incorporate a used condom in our anniversary gift? https://t.co/Aqbaijz0uD @AirborneYYC This has been ass washing chat, with your friend, @redditships. @AirborneYYC Just use a lota. Some plastic water bottles can also do a decent job. https://t.co/wpmHd9BPn3tangentially related, but I'm disappointed lotas/hand bidets didn't take off during the great toilet paper shortages of 2020
10/19
2020
https://t.co/8kvAwYZoRpMy (21F) boyfriend (28M) says he doesn't need to wipe after pooping because he has "good fiber intake" https://t.co/rQFiEfrwSthttps://t.co/nqewfE5YAzMy (31f) husband (20m) doesn't want to eat all of a sudden because I told him he was gaining weight. Is he overreac… https://t.co/zCIt7xv7b6
10/18
2020
Special guest submission from @redditships (not actually askreddit but same energy) https://t.co/rE3l4nWcu5
Retweeted by relationships.txtMy boyfriend howls during full moon https://t.co/bD4lAbULq6
10/17
2020
https://t.co/o5cwfsooepHe knowingly peed in our closet drawer... https://t.co/WdGSj3g1PT
10/16
2020
open for a surprise https://t.co/piQqg0UnQo
Retweeted by relationships.txthttps://t.co/QMDyujI6At
Retweeted by relationships.txtUpdate: My friend hit on a Taco Bell worker and then treated him like crap when he called her. I went to talk to hi… https://t.co/KVm40shx06New roommate moved in today. We’re complete strangers. He stole something immediately but returned it when confront… https://t.co/1uYOSPEPHS
10/15
2020
https://t.co/9ELsXHZ7Cyhttps://t.co/TJD6I93GWbMysterious Jewelry Box Appears By Kitchen Sink. Contains Teeth of Multiple Species. Advice? (cw: photos of teeth) https://t.co/LntrRWwS5Q
10/14
2020
My fuckbuddy is kind to my cat and my cat likes him. I’m starting to have feelings for him because of that https://t.co/3zjGRrR3kO
10/13
2020
@such_hockey_wow It gets better! https://t.co/WdDnqHUeMSComment is a reference to this (infamous) post: https://t.co/GOJdQanXXlMy husband (M 26) won't stop washing his face with my (M 26) socks https://t.co/tO201pjQMY
10/12
2020
@TheDuckMane @TBQuarterly I would like to see this submissionhttps://t.co/0pjIYvcpQ4My (30M) girlfriend’s (29F) is completely blind to her bad sense of humor and it’s ruining an otherwise perfect rel… https://t.co/RuvmJhVV6Vhttps://t.co/slbv90mknTLast night my friend hit on a worker at Taco Bell then treated him like shit when he actually called her. Would it… https://t.co/eI6g0WfjnN
10/11
2020
@idleNefelibata @wateress_ thanks for looking out - if I do setup a cashapp I'll tweet directly from this acct instead of as a replyMy phone is on its way out so things may be a bit sporadic until it's taken care of.https://t.co/8u9wLrPJyFI [22F] just found out that my roommate [24M] has been telling people that I’m his girlfriend https://t.co/181HgOx9NJ
10/10
2020
https://t.co/i730NLkMwiMe [24M] with my girlfriend [30F] sort of a year?, feeling a bit offended about my girlfriend asking me to stay at… https://t.co/VBNXYT6itd @petthekat it's for the best @petthekat they're different users from the same subreddit-- tooafraidtoaskCan the nipple be bigger than the boob? https://t.co/RpYCftpqAfHow can I stop my upstairs neighbors from having loud sex during my Zoom classes? https://t.co/EdADnvi3EISubmitted by @lol_crescendo https://t.co/SGEbl9YfHl
Retweeted by relationships.txt
10/9
2020
im obsessed with this post rn https://t.co/DKH65Hf7nN
Retweeted by relationships.txtMy cousin put bees into my car, and I ended up in an accident because of it. Is there any legal action I can take a… https://t.co/ka5XIWPkOV
Retweeted by relationships.txtTell me about a time where someone was NTA. Good stories only in this thread!
Retweeted by relationships.txthttps://t.co/O1aYl7xfam
Retweeted by relationships.txtBuying a nightlight for my gf https://t.co/G3Mg8gIYEB
10/8
2020
https://t.co/57yE5ZNoxGMy (25F) husband (25M) is getting sadder and sadder the longer he works from home. How can I help? https://t.co/gsn0yI8FYhhttps://t.co/lwSX63XzFvBoyfriend (30m) stressed by how young I (20f) look. https://t.co/zmMpjyl4d4 @aislenes https://t.co/TQG9XQ4kiL(you don't) https://t.co/C2UBeKdTweI’m (36/m) in love with a married woman (27/f) and she feels the same way. How do we proceed? https://t.co/TZtdXO9HdsMatch 11: Lardaceous Leviathan Levels Chunky Challenger The votes are in! You’ve crowned the Earl of Avoirdupois,… https://t.co/4SlXOpVBcH
Retweeted by relationships.txt
10/7
2020
[23/F] I recently found out that my Dad [54/M] has a foot fetish. I don't know if this means I need to change my be… https://t.co/xNJc4HsHxh @AITA_reddit 🙃I made the mistake of reading my mentions and discovered Incest TwitterMy (F21) boyfriend (M21) finds incest hot and I can't see him in the same light? Is this normal for men in their 20… https://t.co/nfXvtFU3na
10/6
2020
https://t.co/hqsgzanoLLHow do I(21M) deal with not being super attracted to my girlfriend(22F)? https://t.co/WFpCcdpg3hI just fell through a trap door and landed 14 feet below onto concrete in a retail store. What do I do now? (self.l… https://t.co/KDzGyuDIUu
Retweeted by relationships.txt
10/5
2020
(yes, she is) https://t.co/YiPuP8AXZvhttps://t.co/Dq5fp4Q3AQI told a woman the meaning of her daughters name and now everyone is upset with me https://t.co/tSvVT3d0W6My boyfriend is 53 and he says he isn’t ready for kids yet https://t.co/9XTcBypjdY
10/4
2020
@Roderikrolf https://t.co/0McUFYtvruhttps://t.co/m0jJHV8pfhMy wife (38F) is extremely resentful with how little I work (38M) https://t.co/5eUHh2Zfx5https://t.co/VBNACA45lPMy (M32) girlfriend (F33) doesn’t understand the zero times table. Should I leave her? https://t.co/sVYWJzgjoV
10/3
2020
https://t.co/8xK98CjbYNMy boyfriend says I cheated on him by getting a tattoo on my butt. https://t.co/SF1SNQvqS9 @wisdomstatement obligatory https://t.co/B6jpPfHSV9apologies to @legaladvice_txthttps://t.co/geZ84XlaXxHusband had landscapers cut down all privacy trees and my favorite plants . Would you be mad? https://t.co/bB1xCaGom7https://t.co/aUwWciOQ47Boyfriend [31M] thinks he's a good photographer but he's not really https://t.co/GTUrR1wVh3
10/2
2020

0