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My (19F) boyfriend (21M) will do anything to avoid being a ‘simp’ https://t.co/WTDncMUDo4https://t.co/bRiGuLOVzYHow do I (22F) make my boyfriend (23M) understand that he can’t drop out of law school to be a full time podcaster. https://t.co/1LkWBzJ9QU
8/4
2020
https://t.co/pHe0laJHTnMy (24F) husband (25M) set up an ENTIRE Taco Bell dining booth in his office and is upset I want it gone https://t.co/ayn7lWs8zwOKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise. On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from accl… https://t.co/dZs5C3CJgw
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8/3
2020
https://t.co/7jgNn1eWxqMy boyfriend (27f, 27m) catfished my best friend (28m) and led him on so he could expose his feelings for me. https://t.co/jQqEdGAdjxhttps://t.co/lnU5kGUP4lFinancing a $80,000 cosmetic surgery https://t.co/rP7tmCiO03
8/2
2020
https://t.co/rnckc4HHutBoyfriend (22m) admitted that he intentionally tries to make me (21f) angry sometimes because he thinks the “sex is… https://t.co/YRPEX2BO9Dhttps://t.co/tOSzWpOBypI(26M) found out my fiance's(30F) fan page account for a popular TV show on Twitter and Instagram. Unsure on how to… https://t.co/xNVrfnVieEhttps://t.co/8j26ma752zMy (20F) husband (21M) doesn’t fart at all. It kind of freaks me out. Should I ask him about it? https://t.co/Ob2FSBWZ3l
8/1
2020
https://t.co/Ysm6F6WnA8My(m21) gf(f23) obsession with Pokemon is embarassing me https://t.co/be7ZqsPKq4 @BasicIndieFuck Yes, they are. And they can't be discharged by bankruptcy.https://t.co/V6xix26fkDMy (M22) girlfriend (F22) is in 200k+ student loan debt (federal + private), and her parents took out 150k for stud… https://t.co/lpgiAORUHn
7/31
2020
https://t.co/MINiAJBQjlI (24m) don't want to come off as weird to my apparent guardian angel (40m) https://t.co/lbFtxLolez
7/30
2020
https://t.co/aoN0uLXEMfMy (25F) boyfriend (25M) said he wanted me to look more like an anime girl. I thought he was joking so I told him I… https://t.co/XCueBLmR6Bhttps://t.co/c3B8UnWNp8My (24M) GF (25F) destroyed my favorite pair of jeans https://t.co/KHwgdbLwil
7/29
2020
if you come frome reptile twitter to offer advice or commentary you are legally obliged to share photos of your reptileshttps://t.co/RuZ187VBeKMy boyfriend (22) wants to breed reptiles and turn the 2nd bedroom into a reptile room in our 2 bedroom apartment. https://t.co/3QVGBUvXZQ @fgethearies It starts with a number and ends with a chanhttps://t.co/jdd9WewM24My boyfriend(m20) thinks I'm gaslighting him cos nothing comes out my boobs when I'm horny https://t.co/90cGfENzZ0https://t.co/Vt8ihYgk07
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7/28
2020
https://t.co/zL0A6CVq7uI (38m) just found out that my brother (19m) has been perving on my wife (37f) https://t.co/gMgjyWUDGV
7/27
2020
https://t.co/7nTTL4YAWXMy GF 31 burned my nether regions 34m and my brother in law saw me naked. I’m mortified, how do I move on from this? https://t.co/dHreTf2LCi
7/26
2020
https://t.co/UXBNvzmPoSMy brother (M27) does not respect my decision to disown my mom (F67) https://t.co/8SmA0s6K8L
7/25
2020
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Retweeted by relationships.txtI (F23) fed sugar water to some bees and now they're swarming my garden and harassing my boyfriend M24. Advice? https://t.co/ZWcBliPZRr
7/24
2020
His coworker is going to...https://t.co/EcZ5i6RMfFMy [19M] coworker [25F] who hates me invited me over to have dinner and some drinks with her, why??! https://t.co/BIeYztSVBVUPDATE: My (28f) best friend (29f) since birth gave me a bad reference for a job she told me to apply to.… https://t.co/gb7KgfXQ3K
7/23
2020
My [27M] wife [26F] watches our neighbor's boys [11 and 14 M] as their parents work a lot. The older boy has develo… https://t.co/0U6nxmhibBhttps://t.co/RFped8oZ1dMy (22F) boyfriend (27M) is afraid to wash his bellybutton. https://t.co/CgPgrWkafd
7/22
2020
https://t.co/9TPRdNVJh1My (28f) best friend (29f) since birth gave me a bad reference for a job she told me to apply to https://t.co/F42xYPlVckQUEEN. ICON. SHE IS THE MOMENT. GOTTA STAN. https://t.co/tm5dNdJTgw
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7/21
2020
https://t.co/77Xhd6L2MFI'm not allowed to be good at video games? https://t.co/fiPJNx9CEy
7/20
2020
My neighbor is convinced I control owls (AZ) (self.legaladvice) https://t.co/BbVLkvSDQ7
Retweeted by relationships.txthttps://t.co/pThEMWKaBSMy (F26) sister (F31) has befriended a fox and is letting him inside of her house https://t.co/F81dddaAZk
7/19
2020
https://t.co/DgquOxKTLmMy (22F) boyfriend (24M) has left me to become a monk https://t.co/6vMC4rTFev @ullistudy @TalesOfBeyond @asscredit fitted sheets ghost would be a blessing from godhttps://t.co/6DRxAlhdD2
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7/18
2020
We've got a live one people https://t.co/Zb4OBwyYrc
Retweeted by relationships.txthttps://t.co/u1IFg4CB8nMy boyfriend's ex wrote a letter to me. I feel really strange and jealous even though it was a nice letter https://t.co/2RyIluKER4https://t.co/vsFdUw5gntMy boyfriend isn’t okay with me being promiscuous in the past. https://t.co/I5y6p4ojIi @legaladvice_txt is this b*ri w*iss
7/17
2020
https://t.co/6NzKgJeSyPMy (19M) mom (43F) asked my friend (18M) out, now none of us know what to do https://t.co/5urzoljfXihttps://t.co/2ug8iFBFMbMy (27f) boyfriend (23m) tried to throw out our bed so he could play a video game https://t.co/fKLUM2D83U
7/16
2020
My(27M) wife(24F) doesn't want to watch Avatar the last Airbender because "its series for children" what should i d… https://t.co/6JGRTY7wsyCan I fire Jeff (self.legaladviceofftopic)
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7/15
2020
https://t.co/MwqXNcix9jI want to break up with my (19F) boyfriend (20M) for excessive farting https://t.co/pHqeqvq67B
7/14
2020
https://t.co/RfD7pBuvkyMy(24f) boyfriend(25m) loves blowjobs so much, i’m contemplating doing it bad to make him have less interest in it https://t.co/Fqv0mKQK7Qhttps://t.co/k8Q9b6ToZNMy (25m) girlfriend (23f) has given names to almost every object in our home and it's straining our relationship https://t.co/DZzjlzNnm2
7/13
2020
https://t.co/ipRjQARkKHConfusion over porn friend (32m) who has become my (40m) regular friend https://t.co/o6eDtySfbK
7/12
2020
https://t.co/vYqDRpvbhXMy [19F] boyfriend [19M] picked out all of the good fries and left me with the bad ones. I feel like that indicates… https://t.co/xYhRUfmqhEhttps://t.co/Q0ypBjfNdxWould it be creepy and weird if I [22M] were to send a letter to a cute girl I delivered food for? https://t.co/pyXR3pfnl1
7/11
2020
https://t.co/zk2MeO9kL1My children absolutely hate that I make them workout. https://t.co/pOOIRu6WPz @findingmygay Check your DMshttps://t.co/I8TyNb3L58You can also directly donate to black trans folk who have posted in the replies to this tweet (also feel free to re… https://t.co/snXllF4KWHIf you're like me and can't stand visual novels, you can just donate directly to the Okra project here: https://t.co/Rlbd6P84ZeRe: videogames, https://t.co/5OD0NCahm1 is now doing a visual novel bundle fundraiser for black trans lives. Funds… https://t.co/CSCx3S0LP7https://t.co/Hd57Y7f0NzMy fiancé (25M) spent our entire savings (which we both were saving for our wedding and honeymoon) to buy a gaming… https://t.co/YRKo0eD8lUhttps://t.co/NkMUSjFdwF
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7/10
2020
https://t.co/oWC6P63zzBWashing girlfriends undies? https://t.co/G3QjqWH0o0https://t.co/LjfyzyDGctMy girlfriend [F24] of 3 years thinks I'm [M23] Jewish https://t.co/lbNbDOnc47
7/9
2020

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