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@shambhavipathak always! @CallinDoctorUnk @FARTEASY @TheDuckMane have you ever eaten one sober though? i thought i loved seattle dogs until i was dd one night @Lisekit @TheDuckMane @such_hockey_wow They're strawberry Bon Bons! Commonly found in auntie and granny candy tray… https://t.co/07UrEusHl5 @redditships Alright y'all, what's the weird food thing you do? I like mixing avocado and peanut butter. It's a delicious spread.
Retweeted by relationships.txt @TheDuckMane @such_hockey_wow I did love werther's originals... And these things... https://t.co/2UXtaHcojR @such_hockey_wow @TheDuckMane I used to looooove eating saltines with a tall glass of orange juice for the same reason.My [21M] partner [21 F] says my food habits are weird https://t.co/aEroPMBKv1 @Josh_Coblentz @jbouie i've been watching his ig stories lately! he's got too much talent for one person. chef, wri… https://t.co/LEb1i6kb32Unrelated beans question: what are some of your favorite black eyed peas recipes? I got 2lbs, dried, sitting in my… https://t.co/qEZYgUCKUKUPDATE: my son and his "friend" are a couple. How do I let them know it's okay? https://t.co/E7N5BQeSir https://t.co/eUsuYmMc7l @gyrl_trickster @exfatalist where. are. the. spices.Idk what pink beans are but I do know what this post reminds me of https://t.co/szKU1v7gnRMy (30 M) girlfriend (30 F) buried all of my beans in the woods and won't tell me where, causing a fight between us. https://t.co/bPBcSd1n0nMy (24F) ex-best friend (23F) used to tell her boyfriend (28M) stories about me escorting and would send explicit v… https://t.co/TPKIUlpBnGAITB for sexting with my friend's mom? (NSFW) https://t.co/3Nku6Nfakc
Retweeted by relationships.txtI'm (M44) stuck in isolation with my soon to be divorced wife (F43) of 20 years, anyone else in the same position? https://t.co/S9IftxAyit
4/8
2020
My [31M] horse-obsessed wife [34F] would rather have horses than babies and it's ruining our marriage… https://t.co/hqI8Te0joahttps://t.co/aJtSfj3N3sMy (M28) girlfriend (24) thrives on “Boomer Humor” and it’s a little annoying https://t.co/NQqJIaqVr4 @WTimonen @_omnishambles_ https://t.co/JxIohAUaRq @AITA_reddit NTA but only if you provide us a photo when it's completeMy wife is a terrible cook, it causes arguments, and I can't take it anymore. https://t.co/NbhYOo2Vfsupdate https://t.co/MW1gFKVxY6 https://t.co/GgwcXG283P @amelodyforyou i feel that both are equally probableMy (25M) girlfriend's (24F) childhood dog (16M) was put down a month ago and now she won't do doggystyle anymore? https://t.co/3d2yiMBlmVI want to leave an Easter Basket for my daughter but I’ve a restraining order against me (self.legaladvice)
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4/7
2020
@legaladvice_txt w h a tI think my future mother in law is cheating at words with friends and don’t know whether to call it out or not. https://t.co/jqRgaEEEYFMy ex girlfriend wants me to pay child support for both kids (self.legaladvice) courtesy of @redditships https://t.co/AIHXm1U5a6
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4/6
2020
@legaladvice_txt This just reminded me that dog trust funds are definitely a thing https://t.co/yiulPeNJW2My (25M) girlfriend (24F) did not appreciate my reaction to seeing her naked. https://t.co/JhAaLdEXLw https://t.co/H3Oa0zcECbMy son and his "friend" are a couple. How do I let them know it's okay? https://t.co/bey5IfEFnY https://t.co/pgbvHOw8Rf
4/5
2020
@nlynnwizardry 100%Girlfriend [20F] is mad at me because I [21M] couldn’t name all the members of the popular K-pop group BTS… https://t.co/HDaY6KPw4oBoyfriend keeps trying to “upgrade” or “improve” me by calling me chubby https://t.co/O3FJPti4wG https://t.co/fGoqPIo6XH @njj4 I [40M] have a crush on a cute girl [16F]. How do I encrypt this using poetic algebra? https://t.co/gsKOZBO5wzA fun 18th century maths puzzle that looks a bit like one of those horrifying @redditships Reddit relationship advi… https://t.co/RdaIPdRwaZ
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4/4
2020
If a girl [19F] sends me [20M] a pantsless mirror selfie, does that mean she’s into me? https://t.co/8BvowCICXf https://t.co/hFJC9DWFF9Husband Unknowingly Peed Outside, Completely Naked https://t.co/CWBLTCSnhP https://t.co/RKZljjxnRg
4/3
2020
My [25M] girlfriend [28F] hid my medication "as a joke" and I don't know if I can get over it.… https://t.co/CCMgbwoWY2(MA) Is sniffing "bathroom smells" sexual harassment? (self.legaladvice) https://t.co/CawcYCTfoN
Retweeted by relationships.txtMy (32f) boyfriend (35) suggested i wear his ex's lingerie https://t.co/6Kub5xbanm @asscredit this red dawn reboot sucks
4/2
2020
My (18F) roommate (19F) keeps flirting with me in Animal Crossing and I don’t know how to feel https://t.co/Xmh1kX60QjMy (f26) boyfriend (m28) is visiting another girl's island a lot in animal crossing. Is this cheating? https://t.co/Vgwcha5Vlg
4/1
2020
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Retweeted by relationships.txthttps://t.co/cIECbh7m1xI[19F] moved back home from college and my weeaboo sister[28F] is driving me nuts https://t.co/VJVK9WDP8yI[29f] tried to surprise my husband[28m] and all he just said “gross” https://t.co/EOA0R3nqny https://t.co/AsWKsqIaeW @AITA_reddit DOES ANYONE ELSE SLAP THEIR DICK ON THE COUNTER? OR IS IT JUST MY HUSBAND? @AITB_reddit hoping reviewer three accepts baked goods as bribes @AITB_reddit Attempting to write a couple manuscripts, which involves spending a lot of time redecorating the house and baking.Does anyone else slap their dick on the counter? Or is it just my husband? https://t.co/Reeml2CqIY https://t.co/gqJZq0ItBY
3/31
2020
Went for a tire change, found a tracker under my car, placed by my roommate... how do I go about this?… https://t.co/P5OifyQs5tsorry for all the wholesomeness. i'll post some nightmare fuel laterMy [21M] flatmate [20M] keeps giving me lil kisses when he thinks I'm asleep. How do I ask him to do it when I'm aw… https://t.co/FJ4YF2ja5VThis is the greatest @asscredit post of all time, and no one can tell me otherwise. https://t.co/Rwu2rUYT66
Retweeted by relationships.txtI [27F] recently found out my husband [38M] has a child thanks to my wonderful MIL https://t.co/xQiNuvjx3S
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3/30
2020
How do I (33M) tell my girlfriend (32F) I don't want to be a "Disney couple" https://t.co/Now0Of8YH2 https://t.co/iHQeVnpiuhDid I stalk my ex-girlfriend? (self.legaladvice) https://t.co/cPnY5l1pD9
Retweeted by relationships.txtIsolation has led to my roommate [25/M] and me [23/M] routinely cuddling https://t.co/wJxCwSQWp2 https://t.co/zcZMjdk1szhttps://t.co/HfWD5EGbUg
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3/29
2020
I’d [28M] like to be fair about it, but my wife [26F] needs to understand that she can’t talk to me during the day. https://t.co/hSfqax9DGCboyfriend does not like my field of study https://t.co/19VqkmbhicIs it lying if I (30F) didn’t realize the information I was providing was incorrect? He (35M) thinks so and now can… https://t.co/YYWhVoZ5fY
3/28
2020
I (19F) keep on finding my washing in my boyfriends "parents" (45F, 46M) room https://t.co/tqEzJP6uDd https://t.co/Upjgo2Cl4dBoyfriend asked me to stop farting in front of him https://t.co/Rc9WvqJMbu https://t.co/oWeYOgROqFI met a girl on Twitter, I am a young 69 year old, married but unhappily so, she is 37, single, intelligent and beautiful. I am so in love?
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3/27
2020
My (28F) best friend (29F) did something crappy (and illegal) to someone else and I am upset with her even though i… https://t.co/mEXsqD0YKTMy boyfriend got mad that I wouldn’t send a half naked picture to his ex girlfriend https://t.co/CXRHyOdCsj https://t.co/VhaQA5ot3G
3/26
2020
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Retweeted by relationships.txt @theaprilweasley @AITA_reddit *Same. Not trying to insult Sams here. Some of my best friends are Sams. @theaprilweasley @AITA_reddit Sams. Doesn't matter if this post is a troll as I've met people who share similar opi… https://t.co/E4uguqxEol @AITA_reddit Whenever I see a post like this I wonder... Do his friends think this is cool? There are still entire… https://t.co/GhUBJLHJyRFiancée (26F) not happy to find out I (26M) was a clown? https://t.co/5Zc22MxOUq @asscredit Well, thanks for putting that image in my head.
3/25
2020
Bf (31) has cheated for majority of relationship https://t.co/ZeR3T3lz9X https://t.co/dy7Z7qQ0DoI love my sex toys more than my partner https://t.co/KD9tTMqzhQ https://t.co/B0ObQGyVNkMy boyfriend (29) has admitted to having very strong feelings for his cousin https://t.co/k28UN7PGSD https://t.co/Fd9G40tSlA
3/24
2020
@EricaRunnels @JeetoCheesus It's uncommon, but it coincided with the other symptoms for me (dry cough, low fever, h… https://t.co/Ltu6qsAqUf @JeetoCheesus it's also one of the symptoms of the rona. the most annoying one when i had it.How do I ask my boyfriend to stop shitting so much https://t.co/o95CahThfs(Update2): I(F24) went on a girls trip and ended up heavily making out with one of my friends (F23). Now I can't st… https://t.co/DmN73eoRrUAITA for wanting to split the house work evenly? https://t.co/GOhCYZdxkI https://t.co/vu1V0jUKkl
Retweeted by relationships.txtI [28M] am divorcing a divorce lawyer [28F] and looking for advice (self.LegalAdviceUK) Courtesy, quite appropriat… https://t.co/8ilHCwSYJG
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3/23
2020
@EffieArtoria I got it from here. Original image is from a porn game (lol) https://t.co/sV98Ej5c22 @middlequick @ArtDecider plzhttps://t.co/vMkZvmhbWXAnybody else super horny during all this? https://t.co/kFOorThuuVmeta: temp profile pic til I get my shit together! (credit: @semenspider) @theonlyricardod Nobody cares. @_heyitsgenna always.A PSA to all my followers and guests: (credit: https://t.co/QbFjJU1dAR) https://t.co/imfYQp5uqP @YahooAnswersTXT There's an entire genre of media dedicated to this! They're called 'podcasts'.How can I (29M) ask my husband (26M) of 9 months to be in an actual romantic relationship with me? https://t.co/v26RQjYXX3
3/22
2020
miss me with this hereto couple “turns out we actually hate each other” quarantine drama. where are the accidental… https://t.co/BLlIbFFIsi
Retweeted by relationships.txtI (27f) found my (27m) boyfriend's...spell book? https://t.co/6AN5Xdv0kiIs this normal behavior? My boyfriend and his friends send dick pics to each other https://t.co/TZn6WqtTjm https://t.co/E7DtUGUTv0 @legaladvice_txt https://t.co/QPlgWZ0yn3
3/21
2020
Boyfriend blowing me off to spoon with his dog https://t.co/eUG2Baxb0t https://t.co/nSHFxIWpkK
3/20
2020

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