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Joined Twitter 9/11/09


Trump has nothing on his public schedule today until he leaves the WH at 4:45pm to fly to NC on our dime and ask th… https://t.co/Xo6ElKMHiJ
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Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @michaelglasper Near as I can tell, there are no jokes in it. Not funny ones, anyway. Mind you, after the first 20… https://t.co/PsTPmTqkdkRepublicans plan 2 steps ahead. Mitch knows this election is lost, so he wants the economy in as bad a shape as pos… https://t.co/TIUVpIOhZjThe Chinese put some money in my secret bank account as soon as I became President in 2017 and I personally withdre… https://t.co/YR8ytzcZ7O
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @JElvisWeinstein ...or a meat inspector with a counterfeit "USDA Prime" stamp. @michaelglasper 15-20 minutes into "Screaming", and I was able to vote for Khyber in clear conscience. @michaelglasper @EDRiley1982 So that is Geoffrey Hughes, or as I call him Onslow. @michaelglasper What's this pic from, Michael?This is called "working the refs". https://t.co/J07p7X7HePI was wondering what Bruce Willis was up to these days. https://t.co/SjDQNHN8EHThis is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks 😂😂😂😂👌 https://t.co/jvXdQhvHiq
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessGood morning you lovely lot. Tell us your current podcast of choice, please. The one which never fails to make you… https://t.co/zTg0TATZU0
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessI feel like I'm listening to a 70's Britcom, but I'm not sure which one. https://t.co/lO8MbNxF2c(PS) Disinformation is the most powerful weapon of the Information Age—and right now the presidents of the U.S. and… https://t.co/SPsdLxqtCA
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10/21
2020
Why God repeatedly lies to Pat Robertson I will never understand.
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessVote! https://t.co/IBfqrVqWcOHappy Birthday to the late, great Tom Petty who would've turned 70 this year and to our beloved dog Darby who would… https://t.co/WK21gXOPZB
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @Lapsedcat I blame Qi-Anon. @GladysSteptoe We use it daily here in America. When did you folks quit using it? @JoshF618 @Eric_of_Aragon @bietz Honestly, I think they may have come along just a little too late for me, after I… https://t.co/5KybVXbNze @CouldbeYue Have you been drinking again? 😆Vote for the guy who has been married for 43 years, carries his son’s rosary in his pocket, calls his grandkids eve… https://t.co/f6TYGMMZOd
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Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessAny 5 seconds of this should have been enough to end a presidency--if only Republicans in Congress and the Senate h… https://t.co/upWayOUHOK
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @jackiekashian Also provides a very nearly bottomless supply of GIFs. https://t.co/NMNA7oVyPb @Kane_WMC_Lab @JoshF618 Not one of mine, but I played an obscure Eno cassette at a friends place, and he just made… https://t.co/KlgOLQRmr3 @Eric_of_Aragon @JoshF618 Yep, that's one for me as well. Mind you, I've mostly only heard one album. @JoshF618 I'm kind of that way with the Rolling Stones, outside of their hits, anyway. But it might just be that I… https://t.co/txBMcT5QWN
10/20
2020
"We were ON A BREAK from the Zoom call" https://t.co/JZCoVTtAUZ
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless1. If the GOP really thinks the families of the candidates should be an issue, then lets do it. Let's talk about t… https://t.co/fVz3qKB41Y
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @murrayv On your wave radio? https://t.co/Prd0I5FvEG @GerardMulligan1 Little did he know that his Republican party would become the know-nothings starting a scant 125 y… https://t.co/KIjQNZRPSI❤️💕 Dreaming of better days to come 💕❤️ https://t.co/gm93S7Zrwe
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessI have decided that this is the funniest meme of all time. 7 years old and it still makes me weep with laughter. https://t.co/vAbb88NHhu
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @michaelglasper In all fairness, REM did do a couple of Velvet Underground coversFYI, Republicans aren’t “free market capitalists” either. They just believe in spending billions in public resourc… https://t.co/3GAritQkSy
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessCharlie Sykes just now on MSNBC: "Trump is trying to play all his greatest hits from 2016. But this time, he's fat Elvis."
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @taffygeek @kylegriffin1 @SallyCat100 We have very weak libel laws.Vote! https://t.co/kYTbRyYZL2Seconded. https://t.co/OB5h50viQD @_rinchansan Trivia note: My only connection to New Zealand was when my Mom had a pituitary tumor many years ago,… https://t.co/VcHC3n9gqH @behindyourback Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore - John Prine https://t.co/KJ4nokVro2 @_rinchansan Thanks for your perspective. I really don't know anything about New Zealand politics, despite my blovi… https://t.co/rWlPboSo8OSeasonal Depression: U up? ☔️ 😭 Me *cupping my phone and shouting over the din of my anxiety* GUYS I GOTTA TAKE THIS.
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessI'm certainly not passive-aggressive but I do send messages to my neighbors through the name of my wifi network. Fo… https://t.co/CCl93Ha3xi
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @MichaelBagford C.H.U.D. is one of very few horror movies I've watched and enjoyed, so I'm glad someone remembers it.#metvcolumbo That was way longer than 9 minutes. Oh, and 12 seconds 😂
10/19
2020
absolutely appalled that you would come on this tv network and spread lies after we invited you knowing full well that is what you would do
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessBig GOP books already (probably) being written for next year: "My Stealthy Resistance to Trump," "How I Saved the R… https://t.co/ztMI6O67wF
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessToday's #SundaySoapbox is a single tweet: Maine is the only state that can evict money from the Senate race for fr… https://t.co/u7MN7svBac
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @FoodNetwork @TheBlueOwl I'd re-check your recipe there, mate.You guys it was HILARIOUS when people said @AVindman would be arrested for treason! My sides hurt from laughter whe… https://t.co/DgFpjZnY7j
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessWhen the moon hits your dish And you mispronounce fish Albacore
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @consol8ion @michaelglasper @dli_odoir The alley-oop, and the dunk! @michaelglasper Sounds a little like the plot of "The Queen and I". @JoshF618 Until (somewhat) recently I pictured spin class as something to do with spinning wool into yarn. Or at le… https://t.co/gkkroYqTkzMona Lisa 2020!! https://t.co/x6vkj6j9Ub
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @MattNegrin That's what I thought as well, but.. If you recall, she's interviewing someone who (who's party?) got a… https://t.co/wNGBgxSbir @sovietvisuals https://t.co/6q7pQZAiy6My mom is flying me to Hawaii because she is NOT a pilot and Lady Gaga is performing open heart surgery on me becau… https://t.co/73zXW0oN6G
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessPlease take a moment to consider the fact that both Donald Trump and Chris Christie got a level of coronavirus trea… https://t.co/RuPwF5gqqu
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessBreaking news: https://t.co/Sl3HejnrDb @thedelitesite Ummm, let me guess. Because you have money to waste?Vote! https://t.co/PfGEinw83U @GargoylePhan Yep, can't watch it for the plot. Dialogue, acting, characters, etc. are all 1st rate. Plots... not so much.Trump attacks journalists for asking questions he doesn’t like. Biden gets upset when journalists promote Russian d… https://t.co/lt1SvR9pBG
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @JoshF618 I'd probably go with puffed rice, although in all fairness, the only time I've tried it was mixed in with… https://t.co/a3jyAmGO1c @GargoylePhan I saw the first half, but I have no idea what's going on. @Inrehab21 There's a plot? 😉😃 @DCWillbanks @Thogstacker I'm excited, as I've never seen this episode.Watching some old Night Flight episodes lately. It reminded me of some videos I enjoyed back in the day, like this… https://t.co/ACFhLG4g8SEvery time you buy a book from an indie bookstore an angel gets its wings, a store employee gets paid, an indie boo… https://t.co/XjfGejCUpp
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @DerMudeTude Yes, and there was a TV special put out to show the newly rediscovered color version of the pilot. Was… https://t.co/Ghh6BLzSEv @ClarePratt2 Not too boring... too smart. 🤓It’s tempting to use the analogy of rats fleeing a sinking ship to describe the growing number of Republican electe… https://t.co/zb7CMaoYxX
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @JoshF618 That sucks. Any chocolate in the house?Another RACIST RALLY with the same people who show up every time. Like Jimmy Buffet you are not gaining any new fan… https://t.co/XOpTj36lZh
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @Altitude5280 @MattOswaltVA I forgot about those! Like a variety pack in one bar. @MattOswaltVA https://t.co/ENskicJAmg
10/18
2020
This tweet has 8k retweets, 11k+ likes, and it’s completely false. Those were *ballot applications* caused by peopl… https://t.co/3QQljqyTHk
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @michaelglasper Correction, it's Carry On Again Doctor, & that's in the same bracket as Cleo, which I've already fa… https://t.co/BoVsHSkZRd @michaelglasper And you've placed the 3 I've already seen all in different brackets. You're determined not to make… https://t.co/nA0MhuVvuh @michaelglasper I've only got 18 hours to get through 25 more films?! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...Vote! https://t.co/oOHuHNaN5gVote! https://t.co/ypSM1TZbkYSurely someone must have already put Yakety Sax to this. https://t.co/x68CWpq7h0Turn your volume up,and try not to fall in love with this precious puppy 🖖🏻❤️ https://t.co/JFiNlWZKwT
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessThe real heroes of WWII were the Hitler aides who privately complained about him to their friends and then did noth… https://t.co/RBAAtnrdsb
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessI know I say this a lot but this really is one of our best @ProjectLincoln https://t.co/wqnnFN8FbO
Retweeted by Otherwise BlamelessBlue collar Batman https://t.co/vzEqP5mWIi
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @MNWallflower @AlexJayBrady Ha! I'm way ahead of the curve on that. @cultdung I was named after Art Farmer. A different Art Farmer, but still...If we all #vote #votearly #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica , we can keep #putin from interfering to elect ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩… https://t.co/HPYVeBSGUk
Retweeted by Otherwise Blameless @JElvisWeinstein @AndyKindler Happy Birthday, Andy! @michaelglasper Must have made an exception for the ignorant bastards overseas, apparently. 😆
10/17
2020
He didn't recognize him without his gas mask. https://t.co/yijlTJE2uz
Retweeted by Otherwise Blamelessi cannot stress this enough: regardless of how this election turns out, we cannot allow the republican party and th… https://t.co/p0xEFj1zZT
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10/16
2020

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