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jewell @redridingho atx | she/her | ut22

yes i'm a barb | blm

697 Following   2,214 Followers   19,091 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/19/15


god i wish that were me https://t.co/BfHoLKgwyg @NairnRose https://t.co/GUKlAJZci5 this one is just for u bbi’m back in ancient mesopotamia explaining catboys to king hammurabi
Retweeted by jewell @Santisma_Sangre @OfficialWyattDL no escape yall, it's a pirate's life for me
1/21
2021
@Santisma_Sangre gay pirate ship when @NotOscar__ tru it's my dream job and i want to be qualifiedi literally have like 4 playlists of sea shanties man brain actually broke https://t.co/rQ1WPVVFVCwho do i have to pay to be reincarnated in a penguin party https://t.co/G26BCeZyCYwhen you take a new friend to the smoke spot https://t.co/MotJ296MwC
Retweeted by jewellsad to the core https://t.co/D3Ldd9J4GL
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1/20
2021
woke up absolutely unhinged how are yall https://t.co/qqWeQv9hIf @sinekaaguss so true queen
1/18
2021
https://t.co/QU4vvc2M9S
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1/17
2021
yall be like “WHO HEXED ME?!” whole time its just the consequences of ur actions
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1/16
2021
@mounttheydy we're a FAMILY @cayseymackey it's bangin https://t.co/6nozq7dViiwhat do u want me to say, i got bangs @cayseymackey oh wow it doesn't feel like its been that long... )): im sorry bhttps://t.co/FvfqjunVHw
Retweeted by jewell @cayseymackey ily i miss her too ): she was an amazing womanhttps://t.co/B2KgdagsxK
Retweeted by jewellI relate to Taylor Swift so much because I, too, have never gotten over anything that’s happened to me
Retweeted by jewell @ebbytree @f1shychan they.... them 👁👄👁
1/15
2021
@Rhubeous gm
1/14
2021
@bambispiice no thats u ! @mounttheydy and yet.... i do 💅🏻 @Santisma_Sangre no YOU @OfficialWyattDL i'm sorry )): i was planning on it but i will come to the next one! just lmk 💓Asking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Retweeted by jewell @OfficialWyattDL is that a no :/if the answer is no you are allowed to liehavent been tweeting bc i've been down bad do u still love me do u still think im super cool and sexy be honest
1/13
2021
@mounttheydy maybe i luv her . . .
1/9
2021
@guttedghosty oh no
1/8
2021
@Chrrrrriss thank you for your service.https://t.co/q1faQLla8f
Retweeted by jewelloomf (me🙄) is in her flop era (depressive episode😪)twitter said i “liked” ur tweet but really? i loved it. i love u.
Retweeted by jewell @guttedghosty no u https://t.co/TfiwW1MWZR @guttedghosty literally why i keep dying my hair red. i wanna be the hot girl of my dreams @alienxjen 👁👄👁
1/5
2021
daydreamin about having a cute lil studio apartment and living on my own w my cats but still close enough to my fri… https://t.co/D16ap2BhO3being a nerd Who fucks and is cringe and has a Twitter is what is In right now
Retweeted by jewelli'm ascending bro i have never wanted anything more in my life https://t.co/LiC1exKPPO @morganjovan_ you know what?? at least she's getting paidit’s time for The Wiggles to release the explicit version of Fruit Salad
Retweeted by jewell @morganjovan_ what does this even mean thomy new year's resolution is to be nice and mind my business. also to get a fuckton of bitches
1/4
2021
I think about the bunny museum every day https://t.co/K84PbHKYR3
Retweeted by jewellMen will literally live in a moving castle and transform into a giant bird instead of going to therapy
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1/3
2021
@ryan2changz this is so good and i forgot to reply and tell u that its so good but its so good
1/2
2021
me https://t.co/AVslMxgKRQ
Retweeted by jewellthis is me https://t.co/65tstt52sL
Retweeted by jewellif you hate anime you're homophobic. no i will not elaborate
1/1
2020
@mounttheydy that makes it even more legit i think. the universe whispered that to u @mounttheydy what a win
12/31
2020
hell yeah man demons fuck https://t.co/DJoKaWidb1convinced crumb always gonna look like a liddle babie bc shes nearly 11 months old now and https://t.co/jVwgknwZ9p
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12/30
2020
did yall know that seth rogen the pottery guy also acts?? shook https://t.co/vG4fQ75804my ideal partner? mr howl moving castle @LULZYTF hmmm. uncorrect @xasteron mandatory turtles for everyoneWatching ducks eat the food I’ve given them https://t.co/zcjzTF9QEb
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12/29
2020
@JoshG_W 😧going to ghosty's profile is always just "17 posts in the last hour" and having to see what kind of unhinged shit she's been sayingfuck it. time to online shopam i a cat or dog person? dogs are literally narcs and cats love weed. you do the math @guttedghosty baby shark do do do do do do
12/28
2020
feral cats: have been known to cause animals to go extinct bc they're god's perfect little killing machine my cat:… https://t.co/vT4Env372i
12/27
2020
pay attention to the people who suddenly stop talking about the grinch tomorrow
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12/26
2020
i don’t think i could handle looking at a chihuahua if i was on acid
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12/25
2020
me when my mental health started rapidly declining in 7th grade https://t.co/BA0aTx8F6K
Retweeted by jewellCan't talk I'm doing hot girl shit https://t.co/aSmQcl7KH2
Retweeted by jewell @guttedghosty every day at least once
12/24
2020
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Retweeted by jewell @guttedghosty pyromanicat. thoughts @urwifesboifrend one of my favs for sure @urwifesboifrend i binged it all in one night and after it ended i just sat and cried bc it hit me all at oncea cat is just a little guy who is your friend
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12/23
2020
thank you mommy america https://t.co/OOTySXhAUW
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12/22
2020
in my mind, dr doofenshmirtz and perry the platypus are married. no i will not elaborate @Santisma_Sangre well will u pls give her a hug she needs it!!! @NairnRose hmm ok thats one witch off the suspect listhttps://t.co/cuSpPvEnFy
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12/21
2020
rt this and i owe u my life https://t.co/0ibwF4JyQk
Retweeted by jewellgonna be extra nice to strangers today just in case there's a powerful witch in disguise, so that maybe she'll make… https://t.co/koP1drdwNT
Retweeted by jewellsometimes when bad things happen you just have to accept that a witch probably put a curse on you and move on @morganjovan_ (: ty for this giftin 2060 there's going to be a new hetalia series about WW3 and i hope i'm dead before thenoh okay so not only are they happy they're also making some kinda art house neonoir?? This is salt in the wound https://t.co/XbTKVaTvUH
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12/20
2020
1960s opalescent teacups https://t.co/OonEhR3FjG
Retweeted by jewell @NotOscar__ it fuels me i live off of their confusionwhat is life if not a combination of little pointless pleasuresi stay alive because sometimes you get to show someone nightcore for the first time, and that's enough to keep me going personally @noryanwhy wait 7 i change my mind do 7
12/19
2020

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