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mike hunt @reeseisawsm Royal Albert Hall 1970

hi im johny knoxville and welcome to jackass

181 Following   384 Followers   2,032 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/9/13


Man cookout does NOT. FUCK around when you ask for onion on your burger. Put the whole shit unpeeled tf I do with this?🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
7/3
2020
My mom always thinks I’m wearing makeup when I post shit on Instagram 🤦🏻‍♂️I’m just hot that’s it 🗣leave me ALONE💯
7/2
2020
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6/21
2020
@PapaBoardslide Hope they bring back hustlin’ tho @chernlick Belle Delphine she will not lose my number🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ @Noodnarbb Preciate you lookin out king🙏🏻Can y’all open the pic and tell me if it worked? Twitters being glitchy fr https://t.co/RJaXV9GG5Mhttps://t.co/NscoSNhzAC https://t.co/w9HyaYVKMk
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6/19
2020
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6/17
2020
everyone who talks about video games becoming more like cinema does not realize how boring that shit is. The perfec… https://t.co/EcPOxR3Zsf
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6/13
2020
Thought this was some crab legs smh https://t.co/RQGBoljfsT
6/11
2020
@GoolCuy Bro said he hates the actual superior cheap beer. Crazy..
6/7
2020
Moms tell you to make a goodwill pile and then put everything back in your closet and tell you those are your favorite shirts
6/4
2020
crackas be like 🤓 police kill white ppl too 🤓🤓. nigga then yall dumb asses should be mad too 😂 idiot
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6/3
2020
@deadsadie BAM?
6/2
2020
The 7-Eleven workers down the street from me are my therapists fr they always know about the shit I’m goin through
5/26
2020
Aye tell why I’m picking up my pizza and i see this😭😭😂😂😂 https://t.co/WBS2fwOYla
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5/16
2020
Jeff Besoz is actually homeless he told me you all are bullies
5/14
2020
Knocking on front doors and suggesting the removal of front lawn confederate flag PRANK (GONE WRONG!!)
5/7
2020
X Æ A-12 taking his drivers test https://t.co/9pjGUSi2kR
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5/6
2020
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4/30
2020
@DamnShawtyOkay King @DamnShawtyOkay Krooked or Creature !!
4/28
2020
@Anthonyskomsky Lmfao @Anthonyskomsky Bro I had a dream that you arrested me for speeding last night but then the police station turned i… https://t.co/Q0IL9FXDXXGuys seriously🌎💔 !!! <33 >:( LIVE, LAUGH AND LOVE😡🌈💕 Or gtfo🤣👉🏻People who are even one day younger than me at all times should not have opinions EVER. Y’all are stupid as fuck!https://t.co/7jJ8udde6ajoe biden looks like the misfits logo
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4/23
2020
@dykeforbrains I’m moving to a way nicer house in two months then we got time shorty !!
4/21
2020
Gf was gone for over 2 weeks so I picked up juuling but now she’s back so I threw it in a drawer fuck that thing it… https://t.co/FhnlFnayB3
4/20
2020
Dawwwwwg😳😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/FUtt9knUTB
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4/18
2020
People who use twitter solely for politics don’t season their chicken for shit I just know ityankee_with_no_ brim.mp3My new art instillation will be a collective of every fucking time I’ve taken an accidental screenshot of my lock s… https://t.co/BdmD1FFIwd
4/17
2020
OUR HOUSE https://t.co/d4C3sPahAG
Retweeted by mike huntNothing makes me feel warmer inside than my moms Facebook friends leaving comments about how handsome I look on her holiday posts
4/13
2020
@Emoraven163 4 maybe? @rebekah_wiley We don’t do shit we don’t mean in this house💯One time I shit my own pants cuz I was mad at my mom idk what I thought that was gonna do but she then spanked me and it smushed @chernlick My love
4/12
2020
@chernlick And you said Edward yes?
4/11
2020
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4/6
2020
@PapaBoardslide No lies. 💯% wholesome. Do simp. https://t.co/Zy0xJdHJ7N
4/4
2020
@shay_g8 Holy shit Bart Simpson is actually so accurate lmfao
4/3
2020
@warriorballer43 Lmfao @chernlick Omfg cheralonging for this woman rn https://t.co/wOIRfvKRcm
4/2
2020
learning https://t.co/HSV2eus5eXIf you have a profile pic on Canvas stay the fuck away from me🤨⁉️ @chernlick https://t.co/YTSnSO5CBC
3/30
2020
@chernlick https://t.co/vLhVi21um8 @chernlick https://t.co/xkCgDvlLGd
3/29
2020
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Retweeted by mike huntThis is how they made Donnie Darko https://t.co/j9H5SFzHUz
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3/22
2020
@chernlick ????? Sco pa tu bomboclaxk? 💯 https://t.co/YAX41LY7ji @chernlick Leave me 🗣ALONE🚨Almost every show I’m playing this semester is getting cancelled FUCK @dykeforbrains https://t.co/4RjTnPfLYp
3/12
2020
fuck reese
Retweeted by mike hunt @Wr1terAlex Hey! No!😃Why do I have assignments due throughout the entirety of spring break? Fuck kinda BREAK is this? Fuck You
3/11
2020
Hhhhhhsajdifnenwkakdb😌💯Just uhhh...... shidded omg😂😂🤚🏻 Retweet yuh
3/7
2020
i b putting my thumbs in my jeans belt loops like im 2003 hilary duff
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2/25
2020
I knew I was gonna be a fuck cuz I always thought Quinn Pensky was the hottest zoey 101 character
2/23
2020
leaked photos of bernie’s million dollar vacation home.... shocked to say the least https://t.co/FFltyHqJby
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2/22
2020
Just gonna start running everywhere so people can’t stop me and attempt to create insignificant conversation
2/21
2020
@rathumanoid Chera and I have started some concept sketches for our costumes https://t.co/DpbVUTmA6g
2/19
2020
@brinnner LMFAOOOO
2/14
2020
@rathumanoid I’m soory luv:(
2/13
2020
why all the hot girls from the same country? like where even is 🏳️‍🌈?
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2/12
2020
Squidward like : —(
2/11
2020
@chernlick https://t.co/5WUcADZMGZhttps://t.co/EUUGfQrX3w
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2/8
2020
💯 https://t.co/ItANXDknzC
2/7
2020
@chernlick https://t.co/kzZOkoBy1R @chernlick https://t.co/9ERWHHy9Sp
1/31
2020
Dudes from Roanoke will tweet shit like “I always grind for what I get, imma feed my whole city. We all get a plate… https://t.co/ljsyh7NSr5
1/30
2020
She said what’s your sign?😃🔮✨ I said bitch it’s STOP🛑🙅🏼‍♀️💯
1/28
2020
I’m only in love with 10 women and at once and THATS IT💯🗣
1/26
2020
@chernlick I’m so sorry cher
1/25
2020
trying to love myself more💕 https://t.co/VqO13EzFAp https://t.co/miZQJy0xC4I’m like a really good roommate https://t.co/brp81cq1Pa
1/24
2020
JUS OUT HERE DOIN MY THANG http://t.co/ZaxJ5B5LTG
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1/20
2020
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Retweeted by mike huntcrying cuz Raven from teen titans is not and never will be a real girl whom I can love until we both wither at a ripe old age together
1/11
2020
@THEEDANNIANN @brinnner
1/5
2020
Bout to fortnite dance in front of the recruitment office cuz I got asthma and therefore cannot be drafted
1/3
2020
News years resolution shit more wipe less
1/1
2019
Customers should be illegal
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12/30
2019
This Latina mum came into my work singing faithfully by journey to me. She say “hellooo pretty hair”
12/29
2019
Deleting this fuckin app https://t.co/mAu5Mc9A3Z
12/27
2019
this cereal good as hell 😩 https://t.co/Q7I8oOvqry
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12/25
2019
Remember when Hulk Hogan thought Bam died https://t.co/OlcUQdxRNf
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12/23
2019

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