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@ScallopFever Omg i am waiting in the car hurry up @tylerwillits @boomersworkshop At work i say peaches
11/26
2020
So, I really try my best not to use the quote tweet for shade or snark. I employ it for funny/sweet things or if th… https://t.co/BBdA9K1E2V
Retweeted by Regina CarpaccioDid Trump pardon the whole turkey or just the white meat?
Retweeted by Regina CarpaccioI tied a string to the end of my ballot before putting it in the machine so i could pull it out and vote again https://t.co/DGJPOGaxHi
11/25
2020
Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for December 20, 2018 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA https://t.co/MGnqaWfORa
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio @DanDHallberg Omg you had 1 beer didnt you
11/20
2020
Charlie Kelly pretending to be a lawyer, except it’s things Rudy Giuliani actually said in court today https://t.co/lGwSSPLnUw
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio @DanDHallberg That much is true. Probably would be happy about the giant orange cat too @DanDHallberg She'd probably be disappointed i have two saxophones but no trumpet @DanDHallberg I literally *cannot* describe how disappointed 17 year old me would be @DanDHallberg Do mobsters in jail follow you on twitter?
11/18
2020
@ScallopFever 😢 @ScallopFever WHAT.
11/16
2020
@tylerwillits @ScallopFever I know! We watched it last time and it just. Went. On. Forever. @ScallopFever Should've watched the spy who dumped me
11/14
2020
@DanDHallberg Sus @ScallopFever Gomey @ScallopFever @DanDHallberg Did you go to that place on arlington
11/13
2020
@tylerwillits @DanDHallberg @rachsyme I honest to god thought that was going to be some sort of remix of the Moana soundtrack @funangela GIRL POWER
11/12
2020
@funangela Merely suggestions. We can have whatever the fuck we want through the magic of girl power @funangela Ok heres my ideas so far https://t.co/XkpZz0vRuH @funangela Yuss bitch I'm ready https://t.co/9reZ2bq7hP @funangela Because the spirit of spice is always with us @funangela Remind me, I'm not home but they're rubber heel pink sneakers @funangela Important news i bought shoes for spice world night
11/11
2020
@DanDHallberg I would absolutely be losing my shit @MNateShyamalan Did you google THAT before asking ME?i mean i’m sorry but a historically awful team with no answer to anything was not gonna be led to a win by a guy fr… https://t.co/x6jzBn8VzI
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11/10
2020
@onefatman @ScallopFever 👀👀 @jahorne Thanks! @jahorne Awesome! Where is this?
11/9
2020
Please god donate directly to the candidates and Fair Fight. That’s what flipped Georgia, and it’s how we’ll flip t… https://t.co/NeNG22ubbE
Retweeted by Regina CarpaccioThank you for one of my very favorite things sir 💔 https://t.co/Gusv7OllGia republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are ce… https://t.co/csWNvtFW5T
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11/8
2020
Do you guys think that this was part of Philadelphia's quest and now the Liberty Bell will heal up as if a curse has been lifted?CNN the last 24 hours https://t.co/a0XJO7de0w
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11/7
2020
@ScallopFever Please leave derps alone @DanDHallberg K that doesnt work with my joke tho @DanDHallberg Alfalfa and Reba Mcintyre @perlhack @Mom_Overboard @mom_tho @mxmclain @NaomiSeu @NapVeg @noodlegrip @nutsaremixed @onlyabithardhttps://t.co/uQUddsikZx @perlhack @Mom_Overboard @mom_tho @mxmclain @NaomiSeu @NapVeg @noodlegrip @nutsaremixed @onlyabithardhttps://t.co/HDY8rP7PDcI would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up
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11/6
2020
REPORT: Trump would've won if you let him use the good controller.
Retweeted by Regina CarpaccioFrom the guy who brought you “the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests” comes the… https://t.co/mvPOfPm1GU
Retweeted by Regina Carpacciohttps://t.co/md9GZZL2dV https://t.co/spgPzB7hEQ @DanDHallberg And i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for for those meddling voters
11/5
2020
I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, message… https://t.co/KKQubk5DM0You can't just "hereby claim" a state. Everybody knows you have to actually go there and stick a flag in the ground. @Chris73SWW My county is blue?We all out of tear gas for these rioters in Michigan or what's up?Do you realize how privileged you have to be to say things like “I don’t care who you vote for, let’s just love eac… https://t.co/MSO7FXAndb
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio @wumother @difficultpatty If you don't want to eat it they've made it won't darling!
11/4
2020
@perlhack @Kateness8 Happy birthday @Kateness8 you source of infitine joy!!💗💗💗😘🥳I don't know who needs to hear this but saying its not your business who i voted for is telling everybody who you voted for @ScallopFever You can't drink on election day that's illegalCANNED FRUIT SALAD AND CHEEZE WIZ WITH HERSHEY'S SYRUP AND GIN
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11/3
2020
@LittleMissAngr1 Help, my husband left me before telling me how to vote. Should i call my oldest brother?
10/31
2020
What if bees don't really buzz and it's just their dummy thicc cheeks clapping together as they zip through the air?
10/30
2020
@DanDHallberg Ok Jack I'll look past that and focus on what he's tried to accomplish and... Oh... Oh it's still terrible.
10/29
2020
@LittleMissAngr1 Thoughts n prayers
10/28
2020
@tylerwillits @DanDHallberg Definitely, and im sure we can squeeze in a quick 9 in there @DanDHallberg @tylerwillits Cravens Ashcroft...yeah that checks out
10/25
2020
There is a massive Spanish-language disinformation campaign happening on social media networks targeting our electi… https://t.co/tdHmzcCHTb
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio @funangela Ok but who's git the undercut? @SvnSxty NO @ScallopFever @funangela How long yall out @ScallopFever @funangela Lol i was like "where's palomas" @funangela @ScallopFever You guys getting coronaritas at el arado?
10/23
2020
@ScallopFever @funangela @killingjef Oh man it's gonna be a wild night @funangela @ScallopFever @killingjef Spice world viewing party?
10/22
2020
@DanDHallberg Hallberg2020: I thought we were talking about cats
10/20
2020
My bad i thought the sign up sheet said "Bleeding Heart Literal" https://t.co/lGB2RWreqk
10/19
2020
Anyone made this yet? https://t.co/waezsHgOL3
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccioculinary students be like i got a spaghetti due at 11:50
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10/18
2020
And if the grocery store wasn’t there the cantaloupes would just be rolling around what’s your fucking point dude https://t.co/h9kFGHnNpY
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio
10/17
2020
@ScallopFever The silver of the Midwest @ScallopFever You kept licking them! @ScallopFever Show me where I'm wrong
10/16
2020
@ScallopFever This is fucking tragic. She was always a friendly face. Rip sister ❤️
10/15
2020
@DanDHallberg Honestly my first thought was "did I take that as a prank and forget about it?" @DanDHallberg How do i not know this story
10/13
2020
@DanDHallberg What. @DanDHallberg I fucken wish my day was going like that
10/10
2020
@stephen_in_co @KevinMKruse And Indianapolis and BloomingtonRetweet if you’re from Indiana and you hate Mike Pence
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10/9
2020
Just realized that don't make pumpkin spice fig newtons and that seems like a real obvious move to me
10/8
2020
Takes two minutes to fill out a comment form online, if you can't make it in person tonight. Make the time, these… https://t.co/RRxn96LEYc
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio‘My friend wrote that,’ I say to my boyfriend as I point to a book. Yes, I thought to myself, my friend. A twitter… https://t.co/NsnZOWOwuB
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10/7
2020
@DanDHallberg Oh no https://t.co/tOOwV0h1ZD
10/5
2020
@nurse_rotten @Kateness8 @adamgreattweet What a weird battle to pick @ScallopFever Poge and I watched 90s movies all night
10/4
2020
@EllaZee5 @FuniBob Why yes you can ❤️ @FuniBob @EllaZee5 Evening? That's all day wear bb
10/1
2020
pick up your copy today https://t.co/6C6PzV1UEc
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio
9/30
2020
@DanDHallberg I KNEW this was coming! As soon as they put it on Netflix
9/29
2020
girls don’t want boys, girls want the giant 12 ft tall skeleton from Home Depot
Retweeted by Regina Carpaccio
9/27
2020
@wumother @TheSuccuBish @AuntCunt @RobertVandersl5 @java_assassin @jay_jdavis @mom_tho @WytKat @tesselatrix You are… https://t.co/z49C5SIAqM
9/26
2020
@wumother You'll come across a possum with less life than Lynn's potato salad and a robin deader than gladys on her… https://t.co/itb6YR9wKo
9/24
2020

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