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#Critter, Gamer, Lifelong Geek/Nerd, Sarcasm Artist, Dog Lover.

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Joined Twitter 2/27/09

@miracleofsound Not bad, Gav... not bad at all... but can you scare the hell out of the Russian mob? ๐Ÿ˜ @OSPyoutube And yet... @IvankaTrump Oh do shut up, you idiot. You and your worthless father in a compitition to see who can be the biggestโ€ฆ
@WCVB Global Warming... Just wait... storms are going to continue to become more powerful... @slmcrandle @MikeStackpole @HammilHimself As it SHOULD have been. Still, it's been great having you back in the Galโ€ฆ @lenny_phil Mt. Shitstain. Where his likeness well one day be shaped. @AllCharisma Happy Birthday, Charisma! Hope you have a great day! @mike_axelrod Yes, tears of ecstatic joy. @MnikaLee @GhostStoryGames Quite the collection, Monika. Is that the syringe from your "Little Sister" Cosplay? @JakeStormoen @AaronFonts Talon is going to put him in intensive care if he keeps his clowning up. Then Gwen can haโ€ฆ
@lisastark351 He probably claimed "prima nochta" immediately following the wedding.I have been a stranger in a strange land.
Retweeted by Keith Wilson @HamillHimself Mark, it'd be the same if you were gone for a week or just went to the end of the driveway for the mail. #MansBestFriend @dispeldice Those are beautiful. @AlanTudyk That man is adding new definitions to "Toxic" every freakin' day. @LHissrich @AngryJoeShow 1. That trailer, WOW! 2. Just wondering if there's a particular reason for shying away from the games...? @StephenAmell Admit it, you're gonna miss this stuff... ๐Ÿ˜‚ @Resist_Disney Hey, if it helps you sleep an night... why not. ๐Ÿ˜ @HNTurtledove Fair, but then every rule has it's exceptions. @Resist_Disney Someone had to be the first. Mayhaps others might have been too timid? Who knows? @Resist_Disney Not so much. Otherwise there wouldn't have been a need to ask. Ah well... other things to do. @StarWarsNewsNet Luke wakes up at his Jedi Academy on Yavin IV to realize this whole trilogy was just a bad dream? @selenagomez Happy Birthday, Selena. Hope you have a great day! @Resist_Disney Context is everything. @Resist_Disney I must have missed something, what news is this? @PenceConscience How about 50 years off his life? ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š @HNTurtledove The left certainly sounds like the better deal. It's not so much of a lie, I suspect, than a hope thaโ€ฆ @MelonieMac Huh. ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚ Black & Purple personally. ๐Ÿ˜€ @BetteMidler I'll stand by that statement. @PeterBeinart Because they have no association with anything resembling "the truth". @StephenKing What do you expect from a vainglorious, despotic, shabby, imbicile of a con man, Stephen? @realDonaldTrump Yes, everything YOU do is "Presidential Harassment" of our Nation and it's people. So, go fuck youโ€ฆ @AvrahamGoodman @TimesofIsrael You can ALWAYS trust your dog. The same CANNOT be said of people. We are truly unworthy of Dogs. @GrizzlyDan @TimesofIsrael Dan, that's adorable. Sounds to me that those Rabbis have lost their way.Well, that about says it all. is little that bureaucrats hate more than innovation, especially innovation that produces better results than the old routines.
Retweeted by Keith Wilson @FINALLEVEL Truth! @miracleofsound @ultrabrilliant ๐Ÿ˜‚ @Mark0Connell @SpyCultReviews Brosnan was great, as was Connery, Moore, and currently is Craig. Dalton went 1/2 (Liโ€ฆ @bonecage ๐Ÿ˜‚ @DoveCameron @realDonaldTrump Telling. But, at least the clock is just about run out. Each day that passes sees usโ€ฆ @MelonieMac I'm noticing a pattern. Favorite color? @stonecold2050 Nevermind the immigrants and children (who deserve to be seen to) this country is wasting even moreโ€ฆ @AliciaMarieBODY @calebebling @akkitwts The truth. Humanity, Decency, Intelligence, Integrity, Bounderies, Respecting Others, Morals, Hard Facts.... @JakeStormoen @melaniest0ne @helenamattsson @Corey_Sevier @mainstaypro Congrats on reaching 31st Level. ๐Ÿ˜€ @MuseWatson Happy Birthday, Muse!
@neiltyson Wow. Thanks, Neil! Didn't know that. @Marina_Sirtis Great news, Marina! I'm actually thinking heavily on getting a CBS membership because of this show. @micheleboyd So, you as hyped for the Witcher series as many others are? @MelonieMac Me as well... I'm glad that it looks and feels as it does. Also, Henry does NOT disappoint.
@matthewmercer Me too... I could name most of the characters the moment they were on screen. @MelonieMac Have you played any of the games, Mel? @HNTurtledove I missed it by a year, two months and twenty-eight days. @miracleofsound There is no justice! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ @thomallison You sir, are a chameleon. Took me 3/4 of the ep before I realized that was you.
@AllCharisma Of course Trump would probably want his stake well done. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #UnclearOnTheConceptWave touching the cloud ๐Ÿ˜
Retweeted by Keith Wilson @ZonePhysics @MikeStackpole It's almost like the wave is saying to the cloud "Hey! Get back down here!" @AliciaMarieBODY Art is meant to make people feel something. Like it? Great. Don't like it, Great... at least you fโ€ฆ if you will @matthewmercer @executivegoth a Goliath Barbarian/Gunslinger who has a microgun as a side arm. ๐Ÿ˜ @bjcreigh @IlhanMN Donny boy, there's a lot of talk you're banging your daughter... you're in NO position to talk. @RealClancyBrown @SpongeBob @Nickelodeon I still can't mentally square that after Kurgan... ๐Ÿ˜‚ @jhaletweets Trump feels since he wasn't harmed by it.... oh, wait. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜Ž @GearboxOfficial @DuvalMagic Just a stray thought... "Borderlands: The Series" It's officially on my Christmas lisโ€ฆ @deesnider @motleyfan4life That's very cool of you, Dee.You might wanna think twice before using that #FaceApp... For those who don't know, the app is owned and ran by Rusโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Keith Wilson @senatemajldr As usual, your full of shit, Mitch. The only thing it would "depress" is you. I can live with that. Cโ€ฆ @outpostseries @JessGreen2 @TheCW Ok, that pic is so adorable it broke the measuring device. @JakeStormoen That's not a denial, Brother. ๐Ÿ˜‚ @HNTurtledove Ok, THAT was worthy of a drum roll. ๐Ÿฅ @vincentdonofrio I'm with you on that, Vincent. @miracleofsound @rclark98 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ @LindseyStirling @RosannaPansino Scanned? @OSPyoutube It's a musical, the story told from the perspective of mostly street cats. @neiltyson ๐Ÿ˜‚ @taylorswift13 I might have passed on seeing this before... but, now I know this... when is it out, Taylor? @HNTurtledove Prison... Hell... I don't care which he goes to as long as he does so forthwith. @Chris_Meloni ๐Ÿคฃ @MsVixen Thanks for the heads up, Lanai!Uh, folks... Face App... kill it now! Kill it with fire!! See below. @DoveCameron Hey, Dove! @NathanFillion Have a great time, Nathan!
@dpanabaker Wow, see... you mess with the Speed Force, the Speed Force messes with you. ๐Ÿ˜‚So, a question for you all... Will we still be seeing you at Cons? @clarkgregg @chloebennet @MingNaโ€ฆ @HNTurtledove It's a good thing you're a writer, Harry. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ @TheClaudiaBlack Every single time any of these idiots open their mouths more stupid escapes into the world. ๐Ÿ˜•#SendHimToPrison @WarriorZoltar You are a National Hero. ๐Ÿ˜€ @glamoureptile And that, kids, is how we got Republicans. #TrueStory @__CanadianBacon @KellyHu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚#Massachusetts @MountainDew #Massachusetts @RealHughJackman @HollywoodBowl Coming to Georgia? @miracleofsound @corybarlog So, Gav... what is the real estate market in Ireland like right now? Asking for a friend... @DeplorableChoir @AOC @IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib @AyannaPressley ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ You're hysterical. No woman worth the word would vโ€ฆ @kahyunkim257 So, I'm curious... what would New Media offer her followers for their devotion? ๐Ÿค” @MuseWatson I miss Mike too. I've not seen you shoot anyone in a week. ๐Ÿ˜ @JakeStormoen @outpostseries I'll wait for the end of the season before I take this seriously. I strongly suspect it's misleading. ๐Ÿค” @miracleofsound Ah, nothin wrong with that! ๐Ÿ˜ Now if September 13th would just get here... Need to stomp some more ass on Pandora ๐Ÿ˜