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Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes Los Angeles, CA

Sonic, Middleditch & Schwartz on Netflix, Standing Up Falling Down, Space Force, Parks & Rec, House of Lies, MODOK, Ducktales, TMNT, Earliest Show.

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Joined Twitter 3/27/09


Just spent a strong 45 minutes trying to show my wonderful mom through FaceTime how to log on to Hulu through her T… https://t.co/bNRqteVfWJSo does Garfield still hate Mondays or the days are so similar now, it doesn’t even matter anymore?Ben, what are you doing in there? https://t.co/01fdBE8MQA @jandesf Scroll through that chain and you will see me beating sonic 1 and 2. Naturally. @GeneralAwesome7 Have played and beat! This is more death.
4/6
2020
@MattThorson THANK YOU! Just finished. Beautiful game. Hooray to all who made it. The more I died the more I needed that feather technique.And here is a beautiful sequence where Madeline talks about what depression feels like to her. A fun game and thera… https://t.co/9Ox0641mthJust finished Celeste which was a beautiful game that followed a young woman who suffers from depression & panic at… https://t.co/FDkoEwPS1f @patbaer @kuraine The music is unbelievable!I thought this was beautiful. I’m playing a game called Celeste and it follows a bad ass woman who struggles with p… https://t.co/86Z8eUgovX
4/5
2020
@sevvalk_53 this is wonderful!!! Great job!I have never looked so pretty. Wonderful job! Thanks! https://t.co/TT3zFVfByn @SamashLego @SonicMovie @fowltown @JimCarrey @LeeMajdoub @iamtikasumpter This is incredible!!! So well done.Questlove is spinning legend music with a set for Bill Withers right now. Go get em @questlove. So good. https://t.co/iwDImBYjpOjust gonna add my favorite exchange from the #SonicWatchParty right here from our screenwriter and local hero… https://t.co/LF71Fw9GAqhttps://t.co/fWgL5kncQWHope you enjoyed the #SonicWatchParty. If you missed watching with us, you can always start the movie later & guess… https://t.co/CyM4IfDqYBI did my first record almost three years ago on 7/12/17 with @fowltown Toby Ascher & Neal Moritz when they were put… https://t.co/WH1sHcJyD4Another VO section that we did 100 alts to was the end of the movie. When the camera moves away from Sonic and fam… https://t.co/DpI36A566aYOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SCENE AND THE SCORE AND THE VFX AND THE HIGH FIVE!!! COME ON!!! LOOK HOW BLOWN AWAY SONIC… https://t.co/Grp5LYv5UEThis whole scene was an important one for me. I don't often get to say big superhero lines. So I wanted to do my be… https://t.co/wAdubjSCxyoooo director of Sonic Mania Adventures, big help to our wonderful movie and incredible Mario Kart player… https://t.co/M1SOvxYWMo @fowltown HOW DARE YOU RETWEET IT! #SonicWatchPartyEvery now and then, I would take a photo of one of the pages of dialogue during a record. Here is a pick up line fo… https://t.co/l681jFktWiThis was another one of those scenes where we wanted the audience to really connect with Sonic's real emotions, and… https://t.co/xxXP0QLeg1Here's another shot right after a record where @fowltown was upset he hadn't brought one of his many Sonic shirts.… https://t.co/DDYqE7wLiG @Quixylvre so would i. I don't remember at all. @fowltown do you remember? #SonicWatchParty @PrettynBabyFood i made up that one! I made it up for the test 3 years ago and they brought it back for the movie.After they leave the room and close the door, I recorded lines for the ENTIRE TIME they are outside. I basically di… https://t.co/nhjTM7Cc7nooooo Sonic writer @Pat_Kc has joined the #SonicWatchParty. He and Josh Miller are national treasures and should be… https://t.co/DRDKkKBu2SThe hilarious @natasharothwell is amazing in every single thing she is in. She steals every scene and I love watchi… https://t.co/rodGdsnhaQ
4/4
2020
This "NAILED IT!" was my secret little nod to Dewey in Ducktales and Randy in Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja who… https://t.co/4eyMksZK7UTo answer @LeeMajdoub's question- What were you saying when Sonic was sleeping??? The second part was "I ate chili… https://t.co/icvfl4emyTFart. #SonicWatchPartylook at when sonic is going around the room, they put him in there teetering off the edge of something just like he… https://t.co/PqFV4tVrLhThe VFX department did an incredible job with this slow mo scene. They did an incredible job with everything in thi… https://t.co/rhu1LEnsLTThere are a lot of scenes in the movie where we would play the footage and let me try stuff to match. So I loved th… https://t.co/EJyOIoxhJM @adampally is an insanely human and kills it in this movie. We were in a sketch group together with @gilozeri calle… https://t.co/XoylRCHHRdThe "There's a fish on my head" segment was my homage to Jim Carrey in this Dumb and Dumber scene. One of my favori… https://t.co/Z0md8vRKIPThis bit was WAY longer in the first cut. I remember it being really fun too. Sonic would pretend he knew which way… https://t.co/7joAQlSgoythe famous @LeeMajdoub MOUTH GRAB! And then the glasses bit. Love this. My other favorite Jim and Lee moment is whe… https://t.co/2mnwXUFVH8one of my favorite Sonic visual gags is coming up. When Sonic goes up on the bookshelf and is about to jump off. Wh… https://t.co/Z6Sb7l9wWuI was looking through photos to post on this right now and ran into this. REMEMBER DISNEYLAND?!?! OK back to Sonic!… https://t.co/O6ufunYFLe @MrJoshCharles good question josh. No. He asked for "another round" moments later."Spence, he's a good man." makes me so happy every time because it sounds a little bit like Ace Ventura, a characte… https://t.co/jussPbI1EmEver wonder what it looks like when I look to my left during a record? Why it's Sonic producer Toby Ascher!!! I hav… https://t.co/PONSLJlmqsThis set up of Robotnik & Agent Stone is awesome. @JimCarrey is a legend and @LeeMajdoub was incredible in this rol… https://t.co/QxC1kh0Tjhthis baseball scene was important to get right because it starts super fun then gets very emotional. I always wante… https://t.co/cstDMuiXSGWe did an unlimited amount of versions of that opening VO. I think it's the VO section we did the most. That & the… https://t.co/QRgwSArAOyMe saying "let's back up" and then doing the rewind noise was an homage to @JimCarrey in this scene of Ace Ventura-… https://t.co/Ro70yBKGydThere is a version of the SEGA sound with me doing 5 layers to it that we tried... it was not great but will remain… https://t.co/ojbfJ3WNPhHERE WE GO! PRESS PLAY NOW! #SONICWATCHPARTY https://t.co/ylbEtQOJZE @shakemedown8 @fowltown @LeeMajdoub @Twitter @Fandango It is a knitted Andy Dwyer by @craftyiscool Allison Hoffman!… https://t.co/CWb65NwsVFSorry! 4PM West Coast, 7PM East Coast. Here's more info in graphic form. https://t.co/Nhy4afcp38 @RedHourBen FUCKING ZOOM.Join me @fowltown & @LeeMajdoub for a live Watch Party of #SonicMovie on @Twitter today at 4pm PST/8pm ET. We'll st… https://t.co/gmodYFAXIk @RedHourBen I am embarrassed to say I’ve never seen this movie. Will watch soon. What else should I pop on the list… https://t.co/EplddxjIwzI went on @ReelBlend and we all talked about movies and tv shows like we were at a sleepover. https://t.co/jDVUqF5CQG @RonWechsler @michaelkiwanuka love him. Had Love & Hate and Home Again albums on repeat for months at a time.Bill Withers was an absolute legend. If you've only heard a song or two of his, check out the album Still Bill whic… https://t.co/EoX69ttBYr
4/3
2020
@Lin_Manuel @rianjohnson you should listen to me try to figure out Where Waldo is while you do your laundry. @BrianLynch sigh. fine.Take it down a notch, not everything has to be a zoom call.Here's the first 8 minutes of #SonicMovie for FREEEE! https://t.co/sq4dQN2sBU @DonCheadle Bout time we added a laugh track.
4/2
2020
Loved Quackshot as a kid. Love Ducktales for all time. Love these screens. Boy oh boy would i pay the hell out of t… https://t.co/vwfDQtzIiDHere's a scene from Standing Up, Falling Down with @BillyCrystal and I about stress and not touching. NSFW. https://t.co/B5TJ68x0On @BrianLynch or https://t.co/hh3DVmmNiyFound a whole bunch of old Hot Sauce pics w/ @adampally & @gilozeri from UCB Chelsea days 15 years ago. https://t.co/ppgVmiV7cg @ScottAukerman and we are on tune for every note of the entire 14 minutes!!! @hartiganmusic @ScottAukerman @ComedyBangBang LEGEND!!! THANKS HARTIGAN! HOPE YOU ARE SAFE AND WELL!Oh sweet @hartiganmusic you've done it again!!! Michael took the 14 minute long Solo Bolo Sonicolo Olympic Song Cha… https://t.co/TxuM5qVeKNFlawless. https://t.co/ipqZl3NJVj#SonicMovie https://t.co/a4V5btmjyR @ponysmasher This is my fantasy. @ponysmasher This is my nightmare. @alyankovic @jimmyfallon One of my favorites. That entire Dare to be Stupid album is magic. Great job Al! @samriegel @bibbymoynihan @FrankAngones @theironwrist @LadieFantastic @dannypudi @katemicucci ...
4/1
2020
Well this combines many things I enjoy. See below to put yourself in the running for a custom Sonic Xbox!… https://t.co/ApwAbLO4Nb @astamate hate this bit and hate the new you. @theironwrist @RoytheShadowfox these are amazing and i've played all but this tongue of the Fatman you speak of... what is this game? @astamate you've met my mom. You thought she was a wonderful woman. She doesn't live close to a body of water. I th… https://t.co/50MN6NzfPD @astamate What the fuck did you say? @astamate you must be thinking of a specific mom, because how many moms do you know that live on the edge of a body of water like that. @TannerTrue @theironwrist @derekdraws @chriscopelandrt @mrvinceaparo you did great. @joshuahorowitz @twhiddleston @colinodonoghue1 @Winter @RedHourBen @DonCheadle @danedehaan @billyeichner Back To th… https://t.co/Sw6oXmrpmk @BrianLynch And I would like to be in whatever movie you write for the muppets.The bonus features are definitely available on the Apple/iTunes version, unsure which other providers will have it… https://t.co/rPYsOVPHeIHooray! #SonicMovie is out on digital right now! You can watch that beautiful blue blur in your very own home when… https://t.co/5xPBzaYmpe @samriegel @bibbymoynihan @FrankAngones @theironwrist @LadieFantastic @dannypudi @katemicucci I just did it yesterd… https://t.co/45VTMo6xXe @FrankAngones @TannerTrue @americanninjax @jason_zurek @SamanthaCKing @kilFee Quack shot!!! @BillyScafuri @SmithChris @MikeFalzone @mibbsOE @UTKtheINC These are great choices. Proud of you.Here I am talking about how much I love voice over for @FastCompany. https://t.co/zeEhajyecs @BrianLynch Yes Brian!!!
3/31
2020
Remember haircuts? https://t.co/0Lvq8SW2UM @Corny22385 @Lin_Manuel @joshgroban @MikeDrucker @breckinmeyer that's when you go to your friends house to play the other system! @ScottAukerman @RyanFGaul @ComedyBangBang The only thing that would save us is if we already recorded it before thi… https://t.co/fi7iKcyI3G @RyanFGaul @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman has just informed me that this episode in fact did stop Comedy Bang Bang.… https://t.co/cl2keASb58Continuing this chain, here are four of the games (there are many) that defined me as a kid. I nominate @Lin_Manuelhttps://t.co/Y6ungOuI1l @ABrightMonster I AM VERY EXCITED FOR YOU TO SEE THIS ALEX!!!
3/30
2020

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