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El Profesor ✊🏾 @ReubenSangwich behind the scenes, Denver

ambivert. I deny nothing.

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Joined Twitter 11/2/10


listening to sarah cooper’s comedy album on spotify https://t.co/CbnC6yTJDE
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10/30
2020
@yunggohards oh damn word @yunggohards that huge nollie flip out the front crooks or was that shit fakie I can’t even tell with this fool! @yunggohards daaamn this fool clean AF 🤭 @chanceftw ahh good ol Topanga Lawrence
10/29
2020
@yunggohards haha which teacher?
10/28
2020
@yunggohards 🛹🤘🏽💀
10/27
2020
If you haven’t rocked @SpanishLuvSongs they put out a pretty sweet album earlier this year which is essentially mil… https://t.co/0mTlTJZ35IIt’s amazing how unwilling so much of the media remains to say this simple truth: one side has embraced authoritari… https://t.co/7DE7la1XHH
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾If you have ever played or even stepped foot in @SummitDen chances are Jamil had everything to do with how the nigh… https://t.co/EX11ugYHua
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10/26
2020
Dipping my toe into a take on cancel culture in episode 2. #SarahSilvermanPodcast eps 1-5 Here:… https://t.co/Sbl8gV8NdB
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾 @benroy00 that was somethin else hahaha WELL-played though @benroy00 helluva show tonight man glad I came for round 2! memorable that’s for sure haha 👏🏽🤘🏽
10/25
2020
rad gettin a chance to see good ol @benroy00 kill w some new material after all these months that sake joint has go… https://t.co/SVwZEch7Rj
10/24
2020
@writertina 😂 @writertina fine 🙄It’s so close. Is it real? Like real real this time?
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10/23
2020
All That Is Left of the Blue Sky EP. Coming soon. https://t.co/ciqp61bDGq
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10/19
2020
this was sick 🤘🏽 https://t.co/GtsGXa8VYs https://t.co/KRcILPE4sN
10/18
2020
Whom amongst us hasn't gotten ripped on 40s and nose candy and thought "time to take three laptops to the off-brand… https://t.co/d9smDAYKut
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10/15
2020
@TheeAnnaMaria @lzzcat haha ahh Church Lady classicMore. We should be intolerant of burdens on the franchise. https://t.co/VTcSYYLLuZ
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾Counter-counterpoint 🔥 from @hakeemjefferson https://t.co/5GnPsoHtQd
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾 @TheeAnnaMaria I think NONE OF these things! am I the only one?? https://t.co/Gv9jhT05Qv
10/14
2020
Counterpoint 2 https://t.co/4RmTKrh98t
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾Counterpoint https://t.co/wcFpyfPERd
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾We're becoming desensitized to unacceptable burdens on the franchise. People died for this right. Shouldn't take ho… https://t.co/9xqS66xPzF
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾 @SlouchyTwit @A331Dominic @azessie actually I’ve been curious about this as well. I’ve heard this trope a few times… https://t.co/iJaDF2Q3op
10/12
2020
@TravelingWilds @joeygrecko @TayAndersonCO @TaraLaRosa hold on, so someone blames antifa, cops say not antifa, and… https://t.co/TX1H6NSwypinterviewer: can you explain this 5 year gap on your resume me: i was vibing interviewer: really? me: ya literal… https://t.co/EerLZ5o7b5
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10/11
2020
@chanceftw just started that earlier then had to run. prob I’ll keep watching it’s got that crazy broad from that show YOUdate: i like classic cars me: yeah the sequel sucked
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾priest: you must atone with a hail mary quarterback: how’d you get in the huddle
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾me: they’re all so cute but i don’t know if i can take one away from its mother and siblings pumpkin patch employee: ok
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾 @yunggohards oh word? this was next on the list son!https://t.co/KQ97IeJ3me @yunggohards damn this some straight 9 club status shizz https://t.co/Re45Wrbmv9 @bobsymay @BustedGoldCoast @sallyrugg @bigbadave @woolworths this guy gets it, stay on topic people jfc
10/10
2020
Come on down to Typhoid Donny's Auto Emporium! https://t.co/iuv5hvC7PD
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾the FBI finally arrested the militia group after infiltrating their secret headquarters located at a Supercuts https://t.co/Ab6FODIp5l
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10/9
2020
re-upping this indefinitely since the ol whataboutism fallacy seems to be the MAGA people’s last and only line of d… https://t.co/GeBZpSxEjZhttps://t.co/2xDHe5FkXVand thread of people just clownin on authoritarian sympathizer Mike Lee https://t.co/RQTrmnP48Sthread on the rapacious music industry https://t.co/YMQUImP3rEthread on two strangers just livin and replies in kind to start your day https://t.co/zkQjz9CPCIif you remain unconvinced by his weak arguments, at least mike pence has the charisma of a computer screen that fro… https://t.co/ZpsDxgovSI
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10/8
2020
One of the most pernicious elements of the stupid and mendacious mask culture war has been the effort to recast sim… https://t.co/vyINPTGuKz
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10/7
2020
@Deemann20846605 @kwnyoro @cnnbrk “Regardless of Biden's national lead, the race for the White House will ultimatel… https://t.co/tthzTuKVG1Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Bees. Don’t let them dominate your life. https://t.co/yRWPIDNjIo
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾You can tell that men are in charge of making commercials for home security systems, because the dudes breaking in… https://t.co/7Iwh5uuJhl
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10/6
2020
@Real_Share2 @__codebreaker @cnnbrk https://t.co/aNDyYy9had @lascribbler @Olivianuzzi @janetweets I didn’t find it that great either and you certainly don’t have to “hand it t… https://t.co/wBw7QkhiC0SOURCE: Kayleigh McEnany has exploded into a swarm of bats. secret service are frantically swinging brooms in the air saying "fuck this job"
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾 @lascribbler @Olivianuzzi @janetweets you think the joke is at the expense of the people that..DIED!? https://t.co/F0P5kw1GgYbeen seeing more of this nonsense lately like dude if this so-called “deep state” is so powerful and insidious then… https://t.co/wXlT4c9KSNworst Choose Your Fighter screen of all time https://t.co/BfiojIJGcQ
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10/5
2020
‘member that shit? so dumb https://t.co/NBENJTlaZOJust a remarkably bad and uninspired idea from someone who thinks criminalization can and should right every wrong https://t.co/N2ArYqqQNh
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾To start, it would be completely unconstitutional (except on Fed land or against a Fed official). Second, most sta… https://t.co/SK55ooqYMv
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10/4
2020
still thinking about this harrowing portrayal of America today via the latest episode of #TheBoys oh man what a sho… https://t.co/7JzhswDxQJConspiracy theories are like only reading the one star reviews on Amazon. Is this blender going to short circuit th… https://t.co/SGx6zEbnlJ
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10/3
2020
cc: @TheeAnnaMaria https://t.co/M57UE24Pmi @lzzcat @beatrice21 wth that wasn’t even there a second ago! @beatrice21 @lzzcat yeah Lizzie, DO YOU?
9/30
2020
It’s a human centipede of complete scumbags https://t.co/3FnXONVRPP
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾A game of telephone among idiots https://t.co/cyS0SAS8Ej
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾 @annajeanette just do something super weird (e.g. climb a tree, hide behind a bush, freeze like a statue til they p… https://t.co/gMYosFw7ed
9/29
2020
He’s broke, he lives in our house, and he’s been stealing from us.
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾Bet we’d all own houses if we stopped eating so much avocado toast and committed more tax fraud.
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾any discussion about the logic of qanon is an exercise in futility, but one of the things that drives me insane is… https://t.co/O2g0GilXmu
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾 @lzzcat On it!
9/28
2020
@mgWebs @TakeCareMentals @CutYourNose @NighnteenKay @AndyBCampbell wth that dude blocked me like immediately I bare… https://t.co/MXeCKSkaHa @CutYourNose @TakeCareMentals @NighnteenKay @mgWebs @AndyBCampbell definitely didn’t glean any defending of Dems fr… https://t.co/daA9w3bwqzUm, wow. KY’s AG had said that Breonna’s boyfriend, Walker, had to be the one who hit the officer, bc the bullet wa… https://t.co/OQPJhoVIcy
Retweeted by El Profesor ✊🏾After @machinegunkelly released Tickets to My Downfall yesterday, I stand by this statement. I also now wish… https://t.co/vhDFw3Y1lD
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9/27
2020
on THAT note, don’t forget THIS is happening today https://t.co/6gmcuIoXiWHalsey joins MGK on this venture into pop-punk https://t.co/iVnAiX3Roz https://t.co/7zt4RGArr9https://t.co/X6n5VQ1eVD @annajeanette ah haha yep that one too! @annajeanette done that. also have forgotten to put a cup under the Keurig on several occasion
9/26
2020
@yunggohards that shit was insane THAT mf’er mane https://t.co/ri0L6FyXkv @yunggohards STILL GOT IT SHITthis game is crazy and I’m not even watching this shit just listening to it at the shop 😧🏀 #Nuggets @JakeCityy printing w Chase atm I was just telling him about your tweets 😂 @RobertTretter @Lvl25Magikarp @sample1200 @_spider_pan @Lizzard899 @cnnbrk there are conflicting reports the mildes… https://t.co/ixztZFlpbW
9/25
2020
@RobertTretter @Lvl25Magikarp @sample1200 @_spider_pan @Lizzard899 @cnnbrk does it really matter whether or not it… https://t.co/wxpk8MSmUilike sure, the system is corrupt and allows for this shit including the concomitant verdict and maybe he didn’t mea… https://t.co/OhTtjgtKaamfn meathead knew EXACTLY what he’s doing are you kidding me!? wanton endangerment my assya know, I’m gonna wait til a little after midnight and then just go kick someone’s door down. GEE I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN #BreonnaTaylor
9/24
2020
@nickthepain312 went with the trifecta I see! impressive! anyway I’m halfway through #207 of Sam Harris pretty spot… https://t.co/KVTeErLQuk @nickthepain312 and on qualified immunity https://t.co/NtqBb37aUG @nickthepain312 the reason you’ll do these things is for the exact reason I’ve stated: identity-wise you have 100%… https://t.co/UlTTI3kCbc @nickthepain312 It doesn’t and I’ll prove it: I’ll send you a couple links with which you’ll do one of 3 things: 1… https://t.co/A673u47ekM @nickthepain312 things are only difficult to accept if you let your worldview define your identity and your identit… https://t.co/JnJzcfd22E
9/22
2020
@nickthepain312 I’ll give it a go bc unlike you I don’t mind ideas the run counter to my experiences. I’d offer you… https://t.co/9oM9lx4HTI @nickthepain312 possible but again irrelevant also much better to be young and dumb yet open-minded as opposed to o… https://t.co/4fPNCVvKKA @nickthepain312 so why you asking about my experience w gang violence as if it’s relevant? what are you advocating… https://t.co/GmWPAgkevaoh shit did I call it or what! good on you Julia Garner #Ozark #Emmys https://t.co/KLccPaToWP @nickthepain312 Jesus and here I thought it was those whiny liberals tryna pull the victim card all the time oh well https://t.co/JBS9qUCLQz
9/21
2020

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