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Former Communard, co-presenter of Saturday Live, Chancellor of the University of Northampton, Vicar of Finedon. Please don’t shout at me.

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Joined Twitter 3/22/11


@MelanieBowran @fightingsailor Hello again! @newman_bev Excellent! @littlemore20 Never was. Catterick? @ZaraShirwan SCREAM @fightingsailor Oh thanks, I love Portsmouth!I just realised I know more soldiers than sailors, a rate of three to one. I can’t think why. @tds153 Death In Venice. What’s not to like?I discover my brother in law @mancunianmark, who races things, was interviewed on an American programme and they ha… https://t.co/7cpJk4IuqY @tds153 Wouldn’t you be? @tds153 I think he was rather a sweetie. But he also very often knew what was wrong with people before they told hi… https://t.co/qU2AV9bRtTIt is the Feast Day of the Curé d'Ars, patron saint of the parochial clergy, a simple country parson who was so in… https://t.co/PqaMThPmdv @kimble99 Cracking beast. @tarquinmorgan @coralieandrea No plans at the moment. @Beathhigh Sounds like a Harry Lauder song. @Beathhigh #AuldStreaky @dgjones Tricky on a tram but worth it. @AmandaDavies07 Wow! I love their piping cries too.It is the 150th anniversary of the birth of Sir Harry Lauder, a Lanarkshire coal miner who became the highest paid… https://t.co/yZNR0JIAiG @BrandyandLovage Excellent choice. I’m also thinking Mademoiselle Hulot. @alantlwilson Magnificent! @PetrocTrelawny @bbcproms @DivanOrchestra I like to think, Petroc, that when you return to Cornwall you are carried… https://t.co/zw37XO8L3W @AasmahMir Get you and your fancy view.
8/4
2020
Me:”I’d quite like a poodle one day”. Mum: “Dog or bitch?” Me:”Bitch, I think”. Mum:”What would you call her?” Me:… https://t.co/LKuS0vY1LN @Kate_NW11 Trueish. @MusicClerk Neutral! @MusicClerk Have just converted from Kempff to Gilels for Beethoven. @MusicClerk I’ve always loved the Serkin recording of the second and Arrau of the first, but that’s sensational. @MusicClerk Oh that was wonderful.I see on #lookeast that Stevenage station has got a splendid new platform *looks enviously at Stevenage* https://t.co/yv2XZOQtDo @coralieandrea Yes, but cake was baked by Mrs Tesco. @jrtucker547 Excellent!Visit from the Northern Province. https://t.co/6U0kfACrW7I come to see this red kite pretty much every day now. It’s like a middle class Kes. https://t.co/8jTy9stlH3 @silverpebble I don’t think so. Up your street ain’t it? @SrMJMiller I used to be. Lark now. @RugbyOddjob Excellent.Henrietta Parsons made this and it arrived today #owls https://t.co/nlisZKjP59 @FatherSJMC @ShrineOLW State of the CofE, please. @EndOfThePier @_AlexandraClare @Thievesbook @JackDAshby @s_r_algernon @brianclegg @Dwuddy @Dr_Dimitra_Fimihttps://t.co/oD9YfrNM6c @roger_sausage Darling boy! @kidcobbler I would need more data.It is the centenary of the crime writer PD James. She once stayed at my old theological college, researching a book… https://t.co/7XKnZwtFQO
8/3
2020
@LynnHartley7 #prioritiesIf you feel disenchanted with journalism, and have started to wonder what’s the point of it, watch Once Upon A Time… https://t.co/8pXMwqtGWU @SaraAndHeart Excellent. Countryfile’s on, by the way.Me:”How was your day?” Mum: “Not great”. Me: “Oh dear. Why?” Mum: “I can’t remember, but it was something horrid.… https://t.co/fFWpmfSrep @EvergreenKaley Marvellous. @Kate_NW11 Excellent plan. @VikkiePage I’ll be at a Holby City A&E.It is the Sabbath. Tomorrow, I’m on it. https://t.co/E2ADh3q5li @Stuart_Linnell Congratulations! @exitthelemming Moob exposure. @quantick I sometimes get upset thinking about electricity. What sort of upset, you ask? It is watt E tizz.How do you cook courgetti without making them too wet for satisfactory use? @Alan__Curtis My work is done.Just got me a PIN for the library audiobook service. Thanks, Twitter. @VintageWatch1 While you’re there, can you tell me why the tonneau shape is not more fashionable? Thanks.Loving @SteveBackshall on #DID! @VelvetWildcat Not a tube. @JenniferRead6 Thanks! @rocco22 Gah!! @Botanygeek U r a potayter trayter SHAME ON UIt is the 150th anniversary of the opening of the Tower Subway, the world’s first underground tube railway, connect… https://t.co/6tK1rF4Rd5
8/2
2020
Audible is driving me bananas. I can’t download books into my iPhone so it says add to wish list - but there is no… https://t.co/xQOfL1dmOG @kaff52 Sorry to hear it. @txvoodoo @david_povall It was delicious. @david_povall Simple amuse-bouche for me. https://t.co/mnE0utN0wF @mattr YESS!!TOLD YOU #FACupFinal #darkpowers @uknikki Alas no! @Rossrubicon NO!! @zirzindy @DrFrancisYoung *upgrades mark* @zirzindy @DrFrancisYoung πιστοῖς - pistois - means faithful.Spot on with my prediction so far #FACupFinal#FACupFinal, the ONLY occasion at which it is OK to go up an octave at the end of the National Anthem (and Arsenal… https://t.co/maDfZyg8Rq @MerryHell_band @BBCRadio4 Oh you’re welcome! @DrFrancisYoung I gave two years of my life to this: https://t.co/jPxfeJFUPS @silverpebble You confect owl pellets from hoover fluff and Twiglets and pass them off as the genuine article to gu… https://t.co/E0sfcWTL9K @nysuri @Jennife10651535 Thank you! @IvorGCampbell @DanKaszeta @_F_B_G_ Revelation 13:18a “This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number...” @SusieHQ Thank you. @SusieHQ Excellent fact. Who? @silverpebble The walnut bust of Mrs Mills you stole from Antiques Roadshow, after your troupe of weasels distracte… https://t.co/cqRJOLJkaMWatching The Railway Children and reckon the noon train to Oakwood is faster than today’s transpennine sprinter. @silverpebble It is being said, in fenland parts, that you have the likeness of Brian Cant crafted from pipe cleane… https://t.co/gBMbbRvlfjWhat, THIS frumpy old tiara? #SeduceMeIn5Words @FeeandpetePeter Sorry, it’s Twitter, and you know how people can get!The Railway Children is on BBC2 RIGHT NOW. https://t.co/nG6mpc6Dpe @FeeandpetePeter Yes, I know. I’m not criticising. @monisha_rajesh Thank you. Niqab it is! @Jennife10651535 I thought that was a chador. I must work harder to get my coverings right. @monisha_rajesh I thought that was a chador? @kellyfhaycock I thought it was just a face covering that was required?Lady at the station puts on a face mask under her hijab #beltandbraces @Danielledeniese @BridgitteTT @BBCRadio4 @9AM @CSteelBioSci @loydgrossman @SallyCoulthard @glyndebourne Great to have you on! @SallyCoulthard @BridgitteTT @BBCRadio4 @9AM @Danielledeniese @CSteelBioSci @loydgrossman Thanks! Good to have you on! @CSteelBioSci @BBCRadio4 @loydgrossman @SallyCoulthard @Danielledeniese @BridgitteTT Great to have you on Chris and… https://t.co/8ThXpiyJuR @arobertwebb Definitely guilt. I’m thinking of a penance. @arobertwebb That’s guilt. See me. @SallyCoulthard @BridgitteTT @BBCRadio4 @9AM @Danielledeniese @CSteelBioSci @loydgrossman I’m VERY PRO SHEEP.
8/1
2020

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