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Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman Lexington/Phoenix

I hold the microphone like a grudge

14,634 Following   833,253 Followers   90,359 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/27/11


The greatest gift of my life is my children. When I see a Dad living up to the highest ideal of fatherhood, it insp… https://t.co/BP8EWTXDSS
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @biniambiz 😂😂😂💪The city of San Diego accidentally setting off all the fireworks at once will always be funny to me https://t.co/HTmvOjkZ4V
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @SGSFOX 🤣🤣🤣🤣WordSure, they’re idiots. But anyone else think it’s weird they’re listening to a song that was released 33 years ago?… https://t.co/5skMUF0eKx
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @rmayemsinger WordWeird how people in countries with free healthcare grasp the concept "sacrificing for the public good" while Americ… https://t.co/I0IVgNR0iz
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @MollyJongFast Racists are proud of their racism amongst “friends” but dislike being called on it around everyone e… https://t.co/76gMqQZIDc @scottgairdner 😏The White House 4th of July entertainment is a white guy singing Bruno Mars https://t.co/fuHkAtgaZx
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼“Take your time Slow your mind down One target at a time” Legendary advice 💪🏻 https://t.co/uKTi2eW6aI
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Badass rendition! 🇺🇸💥 https://t.co/qJxY5y3op7
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @YourAnonCentral @VlanciPictures That’s what we call a call out. @TonyReali @woodypaige 1995 - I’m in the hospital getting my achilles operated on in Miami as member of the Heat, &… https://t.co/PwNXvTuT4q @TonyReali @woodypaige This is the good shitAmerica will be remembered as a fundamentally dumb country undone by ignorance and an unearned sense of invincibili… https://t.co/QbB7zuwm0Y
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @lancefromqc @louiskraussnews Ok. Done. Is that your comeback?Have to say...never seen a zombie apocalypse movie where everyone gets bitten on purpose. https://t.co/MjlNrhL3xC
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @louiskraussnews 🤭Protesters just took down the Christopher Columbus statue in Baltimore’s Little Italy. https://t.co/ViPk5eKOtz
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @chrissyteigen Legit crickets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Trump HATES the fact this has empty seats. Definitely don’t share this. It will upset him so. https://t.co/oif3pYIHIT
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼this video, hang in there til the end... parenting is hard, this dad says all the right things https://t.co/8hhwdp6qTB
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @GPollowitz 🤯🤯🤯 @CraigSagerJr 💥 @swanny31176 🤣🤣🤣And people on my twitter feed continue blame BLM protestors for the new spike in COVID-19 around the country. https://t.co/IGRVakKQm3
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼*salutes* https://t.co/cYc5wrvTL4
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Omg https://t.co/JjGheqN92o
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼I Am Karen (2020) https://t.co/nErrIETb6h
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼They’re in constant motion! Lol https://t.co/K0l9im2qgK
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Democracy dies of stupidity. https://t.co/1vAur8wxjG
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼💯 https://t.co/f3n5FgJHWC
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼You know, I had an idea of how the apocalypse was going to go and it was not this stupid. https://t.co/aKPWRFUv3G
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @AdamParkhomenko @Acyn 🤣🤯🤬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @wingoz 🤬🤬🤬🤬Natural selection https://t.co/rTMiuDKFFu
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7/5
2020
I fave it https://t.co/n9FMjoAw2W
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼THIS IS WHY EDUCATION is the most important part of America's infrastructure..may I suggest you , we all due respec… https://t.co/K8rME8rYp7
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Happy “Put it in Reverse Terry” Day. Might light one up for you lol. https://t.co/UtTEvTAFIy
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼This is an absolute cinematic masterpiece: the visuals, the sound, the push, the throw, the hit, the celebration ev… https://t.co/BSLS7cOZYS
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Fucking love this... 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽 https://t.co/nlErqc8swr
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Lmao I really read your caption and thought you were comically describing what it looked like.....imagine my surpri… https://t.co/OK1lC6wIKd
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼His shuttle time is going to be ridiculous https://t.co/TR5gATQ5Gt
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼The only reason we celebrate is to repost this iconic vine https://t.co/LHF4iRfULL
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @mharrisonair 🤬🤯At this point it’s herd immunity or bust...let’s be honest. https://t.co/GbfRPlODAE
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @Acyn 😂That was even grim for the reaper. #DeathTakesAHoliday https://t.co/kyRHIcD4EZ
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼--Love this!! https://t.co/z2whjZMRy7
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Protesting Mt Rushmoore??? I DONT THANK SO https://t.co/Ey9ufBt5me
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼Three Kid Monty https://t.co/eMzMxpxE3A
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman I can smell the Chlamydia
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @StoneFishHurt 😂😂 @CarrieFiveO @drivenbyboredom @jbuck0 This is basic @drosssports Word @AlexVReporting ❤️ @CAFinUS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @McFaul 🤬🤷‍♂️🤯Mike!Happy 4th of July 2020, y’all. Here is Japanese Ambassador to the United States - Yamanouchi Kanji - shredding th… https://t.co/yq9NT04Bkr @bexters99 100 percent blocked140,000 people have died in four months. Fuck everyone in this video. https://t.co/yM6x4TU2XK
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @slpng_giants 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 @THEMOCOLLINS My god mo @michaeleaves 🤬Dat Rona ain’t the only thing somebody’s contracting tonight! https://t.co/UBY4HAG2Cc
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RyanMcKinnell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I know the dude filming this video! His name is Keith N., we grew up together, and he's hilariously dumb. This is… https://t.co/PJNEWrsS36
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @schreiber_pablo Pleeeeeease stop it.💪💪💪💪💪No!!!!!!!!! Stop it, please!!!! https://t.co/wq8U1V6e5V
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @clarencehilljr Word. This is so dumb and irresponsible. If I found out my kids were here I’m not sure what I would… https://t.co/PfBjnyfIquThey clearly don't want football in the fall. As Michigan and Detroit Lions fans, I can understand why https://t.co/ki8GZaNP5J
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @seanoconnz 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤯🤯🤯This is so on the nose that the DJ’s name is DJ Dead Grandparents. https://t.co/Eau0mwDRt5
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @extrabaggs 🤬🤬🤬Indepen-dunce Day. https://t.co/sWcBfZ3QA4
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @PaolaBoivin Word Paola. I mean - come on. Life is fkng team game. Insanity.Perfect way to ruin a great song. What selfish humans. https://t.co/uYVCtWABAq
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @NickFalacci Word @RexHuppke Rex!🤬🤯🤬 @KVJShow WordMichigan just saw Florida break a one-day record for new Coronavirus cases & literally said, “Hold my 🍺 “ https://t.co/H5mDx0FVTJ
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @drivenbyboredom @jbuck0 Also one place is a protest and the other is a fk-off @eorvieto 😂Even if COVID-19 didn’t exist, this looks like the 4th circle of hell. https://t.co/M4h08lBkjQ
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @JayScottSmith 🤬 @StrosDynasty @jbuck0 You too @jbuck0 Whataboutism. If you don’t see a difference that’s on you fella. Unfollow. Pretty please. @vincentdonofrio ❤️I want to say something horrible but yes I think Petri dish indeed. My thoughts are that I hope ever single young l… https://t.co/2zwzSVdtVE
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @4lisaguerrero 🤯🤯🤯🤯 @RamieIsTweeting Everyone pissing in knee deep water. I know. I’ve been at these. @WorldofIsaac 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @gkilday Word🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯Even without COVID this would be hell... https://t.co/QCWKEXNLkP
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼this is america home of the stupid land of contagion https://t.co/scY6Zj9xn4
Retweeted by Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @IronStache Yeah but come on @RussellFosterTX Willful ignorance at this ooint @jeneuston 🤯🤯🤯🤯 @gregpinelo All going home to parents and grandparents because — no school. Goddammit
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