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@MooseAllain Sorry, I meant gassy know-all. @MooseAllain While I take a second shot from behind the grassy know-all.This week's quiz will be in your inbox at 3 today! This week 50 questions based around the letter Q. And yes, that… @FatknackersC 👏👏👏 @MarinaHyde 'The Curse Of The Brown Pearl' @BBCBreakfast @TVNaga01 Like all great TV couples, I think Charlie and Naga have a special form of telepathy. The s… am trapped under a huge blue tick. Please send help. There are others with me.
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Retweeted by Richard OsmanJust to let Apple know, constantly autocorrecting 'The to Them is really helpful. Keep up the good work. @mattforde @elisjames Whoahhhh, mate! Too far. @mr_johnny_mac Brilliant! @AndyRileyish The second you make them commercially available, I'm in!With the support of Gee Walker, we are honoured to announce that the world premiere of #ANTHONY will be shown on BB…
Retweeted by Richard Osman @andrewhunterm Thanks Andrew, so glad you liked it! @caroldecker Same! @rufusjones1 Wow, I had NOT. @watsoncomedian It's such a bizarre blind spot it almost makes me love the show even more. @RevRichardColes @hughlaurie And the shock when British viewers of 'The Wire' discovered that Stringer Bell was from Hackney. @philmcnulty @lorrto1 @daveydurbs @andyfraser11 Patrick Stewart was AMAZING! @alexinfrance Wow! @philmcnulty @andyfraser11 Great episode apart from that! @RogerMaybank Agreed!English accents on Frasier this morning. Has there ever been a show this consistently brilliant that did one thing so badly? @AndyRileyish These are SO good! @IainDoesJokes @thejohnhastings Brilliant, good luck John!
@MarianKeyes Here is a genuine fact I learned once. Nell Gwyn's nickname for Charles II was 'Charles The Third' bec… @MarianKeyes Beethoven's Fifth was the nickname of one of his wives.Can we all chip in and buy the broadcast rights to the second half of Wigan v Hull? @daraobriain @JamieC231 You're going to need an osteopath. @janicestaines Sticking with it!So excited about getting a haircut on Sunday. I honestly think I'm about two weeks away from a mullet.Look, most people are going to wear masks, just like most people were kind and careful throughout lockdown. So stop…
@ADawsonBros Yep. @ADawsonBros Gutted for you. Sorry bro. @tobytarrant @Pipskin We should stop here. I'll DM you one about no-one being allowed in since the early 90s. @tobytarrant @Pipskin Laid by 1000 Welsh labourers they say. @DaneBaptweets Whoah. @tubbsmcguire Listen, I'll TRY it, but... @TalulahRiley Oh I hadn't thought of that. It's like they wrote it for you. @Crap90sFootball Haha, thank you for your service. @danbeckettjokes 🙏🙏🙏I think a good way to restore sanity to the world would be if all football montages still had to be set to 'Life Of… @rickedwards1 Underachievers who've finally hit on something that gets them attention. All of them. They failed in… @georgiebingham Hot water, bit of mint, vodka, rum, crushed ice.
@rickedwards1 Alright, Andy McNab.Herbal tea is never as good as I hope, and yet I continue to drink it. 'This time,' I think, 'Maybe THIS will be the time'. @zawtowers @fouldsy147 @prodnose Will check that out! @fouldsy147 @prodnose Really? I must have sought out other things after 'Flood'. I really should listen to some of… @fouldsy147 @prodnose 👍👍👍 @fouldsy147 @prodnose Agreed. Although 'Ana Ng' from the follow-up is still my favourite TMBG. @fouldsy147 @prodnose So many great songs. @prodnose I love how reticent they were, basically not trusting what they'd been rehearsing. Then the second the ch… @prodnose I went straight onto that too! A reminder that it has one of the all-time great choruses. @TimFrost23 Wonderful.
I'm just about old enough to remember people refusing to wear seatbelts. They disputed the science. 'It makes it ha…
@watsoncomedian Great news, you're top! @watsoncomedian But that's a bit like saying don't look at the league table until the last 5 games.Mrs Regan is a nursery school teacher who has been shielding since March. Helping her make a video to say goodbye t…
Retweeted by Richard Osman @cluedont My dry-cleaners is called 'Turn 'Em Clean'. You have to respect that. @DonaldClarke63 And don't forget I pronounce 'railings' 'ailings'. @MooseAllain I might start a podcast next. @MooseAllain Can't believe no-one else has tried it. Always swimming against the tide. @DonaldClarke63 I agree. I would return my licence fee.Missed the appeal? Listen again! The @NystagmusUK charity appeal, presented by @richardosman, is available to hear…
Retweeted by Richard OsmanPutting Chris Grayling in charge of the Russia Report is like putting Chris Grayling in charge of the Russia Report.
So glad to see #ThereSheGoes returning for a new series this evening. Beautifully written and beautifully acted. Fu… @mushenska @saaraelarifi @HarperVoyagerUK @DelReyBooks Hooray, congratulations! @DervlaMcTiernan @SSCav @katyloftus Thank you Dervla! Back atcha!
@BeardedGenius Certified banger. Though I AM uncool.Just putting the finishing touches to this week's quiz! It'll be in your inbox tomorrow at 3pm. 50 brand-new questi… @SSCav @katyloftus Oh wow, thank you Steve!!! @finbarlynch @jowhiley @GoldsboroBooks Hope you enjoy it! @BuzzcutsareA1 @jowhiley It's not me, it's the incredible Lesley Manville! @BespokeKerry @jowhiley Thank you! @finbarlynch @jowhiley I think the Waterstones special edition has sold out, but @GoldsboroBooks has some gorgeous signed copies. @david02409040 @jowhiley Thank you!So absolutely thrilled to be on this brilliant list. And not just because I'll get to hang out with @jowhiley. @KateWilliamsme Kate!!! @KateWilliamsme What? I'm trying to help.I know some people are uncomfortable with the double-entendre of #EatingOut, so I've come up with a few alternative… @yngvlgrn This is a perfect joke. So sad to see it in a cage. @RossiterBooks @LedburyBooks @katyloftus @VikingBooksUK Thank you both so much!
@JasonManford Back atcha! @JasonManford Just watched you on Apollo. A few years back, but a masterclass, as always.Someone on 'Bake-Off The Professionals' just made some raspberry sherbet. On a completely separate subject, does an…'re very excited to offer libraries and @ReadingFriends_ groups the opportunity to run a book club specially cura…
Retweeted by Richard OsmanBOOK LOVERS: I’d like some newly published ‘must read’ titles for my annual leave - what do you recommend? Fiction…
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@CaroleWhitt Glad he's better, beard or no beard! @HawksmoorLondon Likewise!If chubby men had know we were going to be wearing masks so much, we wouldn't have had to grow our beards. @nickowentv Awww, congratulations to you both, how lovely! @Jamesbroispx @Jimbogg @SachinNakrani Elliott is the exception, he'll be looked after there. But such a shame about… @SachinNakrani Just let us know when you don't need Milner any more. @Jimbogg @SachinNakrani James, you are 100% right, I have to remember that. I look forward to a couple of good seas… @SachinNakrani Grrrrr. @MsOodles I think it has to now, surely? @bambi_jpl Yes, I really hope that's something which will continue. I suspect it will.Mind you, I also once gave £1.5bn to the theatre industry, when I bought a gin & tonic and a programme at 'We Will Rock You'