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Godless Ape. Comedian. #TheOffice #Extras #Derek #Humanity #AfterLife #SuperNature

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@simonsquibb I’ve only ever gone directly to TV companies. I’ve never raised investment myself as such.ICYMI: There were 3 new comedies on my #BestOf2019 TV list, including the hilarious @RickyGervais heartbreaker… https://t.co/705TmRdhhP
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @jon101uk Thanks, Jon.‘The Invention of Lying’ is now available on @NetflixUK. @rickygervais https://t.co/iSlFUzbZpz
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12/16
2019
@MariaGreece Are you sure? @dailystar I really don't get why anyone takes pleasure in killing an animal.
12/15
2019
@Clark1995Clark Not yet. But I am allowed to start as I just wrote a fucking cracker about 10 minutes ago.Farewell to a decade: The 10 best escape TV shows of the last 10 years https://t.co/fHa5iNz35a https://t.co/kOjKOWwBsu
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisThank You! https://t.co/RyqbSS03jshttps://t.co/akc0n43nzgGonna write some jokes for The Golden Globe Awards today. Not allowed a drink until I write at least 1 jaw dropper. What should I focus on? @Gaz_in_Perth Tell him you were upset because an orphan you gave a kidney to had died that day. @robinince Fluffy Love Bug. @timminchin @Kimiko34 @MillyAlcock 👍
12/14
2019
@rhysgarrett93 spring @simonsquibb SpringCongratulations to Ricky Gervais on his win of the Performance of the Year award for his role in After Life at the… https://t.co/8Ow0rsugF3
Retweeted by Ricky Gervaishttps://t.co/joEaE6ei4B @josh51897065 spring @JackHoward @Jaack https://t.co/5JWi1t3rXW @Jaack Might break the rules and do 3. The set up is a lot richer than anything else I've done. @mankey_patoddle springHave you watched #AfterLife yet? @Jonatha78800838 Correct @LouisaCorr Nearly all thinking it and trying it out. Hardly any typing at all. @rickygervais @NetflixUK @debsjim69 ✨Here's the man himself @rickygervais accepting his THREE #ITalkTellyAwards for… https://t.co/zING90AyHN
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisArriving next Monday on @NetflixUK. #TheInventionOfLying @rickygervais https://t.co/dxzN2W9gOp
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisCONGRATULATIONS @rickygervais! Our readers voted Afterlife TV comedy of the Year! More winners at… https://t.co/0KNsBHUUyX
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisOne of the few things that can unite this country... https://t.co/Fz7i1GYimI
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12/13
2019
@EthanDLawrence “Cum soaked haystack” is a great name for punk-folk band. @basicbloke2012 Unless they pray for things to stay the same. That’s what I do. @mrmarksteel Red Wine. @RealCarrotTop Cheers man. @MBhride Good for you. Don't let an atheist's daft jokes threaten your faith in any way. Be strong 👍 @Th3Argum3ntativ The opposite of a paedophile I guess. @TbamIsHere @JayHodder No. But the title of my stand up was 👍 @marcmischief My contribution is totally subjective. Some will like it. Some won’t. Some will be indifferent. Most… https://t.co/nnoFn2tI8Q @marcmischief Just joining in the debate, like you 👍"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others" - Winston Churchill Have a great day and rem… https://t.co/zfRjpnQBgZI just voted in my local church. Only slightly more effective than praying, probably. #GeneralElection2019
12/12
2019
@levenemachine @NetflixIsAJoke I didn't even know it was gong to be on Netflix. My agent has obviously pocketing th… https://t.co/BKSvR1ock6 @clohen YesAnother one. #AfterLife Best Comedy Drama 2019 What a year! Thank you 🙏 https://t.co/1SaXc318j3
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @Baddiel Right. I've reached the bottom of the barrel...'Cock a Doodle Sue'. Goodnight. @LadyDangermouse Cock Au V'Anne @FacileTalk @LadyDangermouse @Funny_Bird86 'Piss Take' is also a nice word for penis. @Baddiel Dicky Twatenborough @Baddiel I've got to stop thinking about this now because I just came up with Queen Pricktoria and that's a bad sign.Or Dick Van Dyke?And Breasticles.How about Shenis? https://t.co/A29m4NIl6x @JohnMcQue5 Yeah, love him.Don’t Cry, It’s Christmas... https://t.co/kCsNvHKlPV
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12/11
2019
Don't worry. It's even better👍 https://t.co/eLgD1nKKEvNews: Triple Win For Ricky Gervais In The I Talk Telly Awards https://t.co/M6zKK73oCz
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @Grudgebringers Cheers.Another one. #AfterLife Best Comedy Drama 2019 What a year! Thank you 🙏 https://t.co/1SaXc318j3A #GameChanger! 🐶📢 @RickyGervais destroys #AnimalTesting in new film👏 WATCH THE FULL #FILM HERE… https://t.co/IiYaFTEmLX
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisMushroom got off to a rough start after he was abandoned in a cardboard box at just three months old, but he didn't… https://t.co/SbWerhpPxQ
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisIt’s still a House of Horrors at @houseoffraser with real fur on sale from animals who spent their entire lives in… https://t.co/8h2qHOgk2v
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @u_ulyatt spring @pickleodion I promise.Cheers! https://t.co/yhCkjgyFCj
12/10
2019
Only 6. Lazy. https://t.co/BdaF7ssGWZDon't stop now. https://t.co/CnQnBce9wOI'm loving this thread. https://t.co/s8qFAWRzS6 @andygoldstein05 I don't know prison slang I'm afraid.No. Watch Mrs Brown's Boys instead. https://t.co/khzdlGDJzRWhat I think is absolute bullshit is @KevinHart4real got so much shit when it was decided he was going to host an a… https://t.co/bY5dMG1uXp
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisBecause I have the best fans in the world 🙏 https://t.co/SJoD6GwWBBNews: Triple Win For Ricky Gervais In The I Talk Telly Awards https://t.co/M6zKK73oCz
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisCongrats to @rickygervais who won best Comedy Performance and his acclaimed series #AfterLife won Best New Comedy!… https://t.co/GnAXfEPcWB
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12/9
2019
Most perfect review ever 😇 https://t.co/RKWoM0M8Gz @smwhrpstths Perfect review 🙏 @secretbasement_ Cheers! @lindaformiga Thank you 🙏I got used to @rickygervais’ humour after watching everything there is to watch, but tonight I was more than entert… https://t.co/GTHu716Lfo
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @rickygervais thank you, we had a great time! Sat front row, I could almost scratch your big fat belly 😜 loved it! #SuperNature #Berlin ♥️
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisThank you @rickygervais for your great #Supernature show in Berlin earlier this evening. Looking forward so see whi… https://t.co/mB0lfJx88e
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @rickygervais Thanks for a great evening with lots of good laughs. They call it dark humour, but yet it brightened… https://t.co/Vc9CzoTipQ
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @RossJamesHinch AmazingJust came back from seeing @rickygervais at @VertiMusicHall. Hooked penises, baby Hitler, abortion, pedos. You know, all the good stuff.
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @rickygervais I really hope all this stuff makes it to Netflix so I can show my friends why I got cramps from laugh… https://t.co/i7iL5SPKqc
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @rickygervais you were wonderful in Berlin for #supernature . Seen you a few times and that was the best. As a libe… https://t.co/HZPSxpII5G
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisSuch an amazing #SuperNature crowd in Berlin. Thank you! And I met this guy 👇#4Blocks https://t.co/zWmk98oWWMThank you @rickygervais I was having a grumpy weekend and that was amazing, funniest thing I've seen for years.
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @rickygervais I could get offended at every single word you said, BUT I was too busy laughing 😆 It was a dream com… https://t.co/yUxgxWo43k
Retweeted by Ricky GervaisAwesome show @rickygervais in #Berlin & thanks for helping animal charities 😊👏 #SuperNature
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais @polymorph2 Writer @crazyhorse65 @r4h4al @DLHallai @Clark1995Clark Thanks. @debsjim69 @elliot_gonzalez @NetflixUK DM me your address and I will send him the certificate :)✨YOU have voted @rickygervais' #AfterLife as your BEST NEW COMEDY in this year's #ITalkTellyAwards✨ ➖ Full list of… https://t.co/xbATxLYzyK
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais✨But that wasn't the only WIN for #AfterLife, because YOU have voted @rickygervais your BEST COMEDY PERFORMANCE in… https://t.co/TDfV1NhEoF
Retweeted by Ricky Gervais✨And the third and final award for @rickygervais, "You tubby little ginger c**t" from #AfterLife has been voted for… https://t.co/9sKNPVSjxK
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12/8
2019
@Leefisher1971 @Clark1995Clark Haha @Clark1995Clark I should’ve left it. Or A funny thing happened on the way to the office..@rickygervais’ #AfterLife is included in @whatsontvuk’s ‘the 12 best of 2019’! #Netflix https://t.co/BfvIAIKzG2
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12/7
2019

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