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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Learning to love myself, I don't give a fuck what you do. My body, my rules! https://t.co/wvHebB6lVy

11,022 Following   78,310 Followers   168,059 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/16/12


Being in love is kind of like eating Taco Bell in your 40's, it's not gonna end well and there will be diarrhea and crying
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @heat_packingDr ❤ Thanks DocI came out of the shower last night and told my wife, “I shaved my man parts, and you know what that means Darling”… https://t.co/a6X80UbVcN
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodThose goofy woman are sexy asf! Keep that up! We see you.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodGoat yoga trainer: does anyone have experience? Me: sure, just with kids Goat yoga trainer: that's the idea
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodTrying to be sexy, I licked dudes finger, right? So I look up at him and he’s staring back at me in horror. “Babe… https://t.co/b7M0sioGpB
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodYou tweet your tits and I tweet my original thoughts. We. Are. Not. The. Mother. Fucking. Same.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI’ll do that thing you like, but it will be followed by that other thing you don’t like, and another that you reall… https://t.co/d2IZiMJoz4
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodIf you need me to help spread her body parts around, you know where to find me
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodYou know it’s a formal event when I wear underwear with my board shorts.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodLook if I need to scream into a void, I'll ask you to lend an ear ok?
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI love it when you slide up and down my timeline.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodSometimes the sexiest thing you can do is be real.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodSome bridges are worth rekindling.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodFluidity is a contradiction in terms. Smooth, graceful, yet unstable and changing. Defines how you pour your heart into something.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @RondaIsaac Hi Lovely! I hope you are well[First prison riot] No seriously guys, who has my blanket?
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodFuck me. Tease me. Do what you want with me is nice and all. ... but putting a smile on my face without any of that and I’m yours
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodYou’ve got great tits, I mean tweets.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood(bumps into ex at the post office) I guess you have a POed box?
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI’d let you punch me in the genitals if it made you like me more.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI've considered being a drug dealer, but have you seen the price of ziplock bags?
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodWhen you removed your filter, I knew we had found, A way to share our souls and find common ground
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI don’t do squats for you to ignore my ass when I walk by, tyvm.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodDaddy issues?? Nah, I just like older men and didn't have a father fig...oh wait.
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8/15
2020
Separates myself from anyone and anything that causes me pain. Buh-Bye @dvel86 @LunaMarie4u Happy Birthday! Have fun you twoDM: I got a great dick Me: That's nice. Go fuck yourself with it.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodFuck your “3 easy steps.”
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI wish it were more of, "liar, liar, dick on fire".
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodWhat’s the fastest way to turn a fight into a rage fuck and why is it saying “make me motherfucker” while removing your clothing.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @JamieLeeCuntis 💔Life got me where everything is sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher right now
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @coach_rah GorgeousHanging with friends, but my thoughts are elsewhere with her.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @PyroWCA @She114r 😍😍😍 @She114r I brought you cakeFour words every girl wants whispered in her ear ?
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodMy husband: I’m a grown man. Please stop treating me like a child. Also my husband: Can you find my jacket? I’m hungry. I need a nap.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodYour eyes shows glimpses of heaven.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @FishyMenz 😘😘 @spacecrafff Chris 😍😘 Thank you so muchYou resist I rebel We are not the sameLife is like a hotel shower. You either get great shower pressure or a drain that works. Usually you don’t get both.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodThe messy things in life settle towards the bottom, making the sunlight murky and muted. Love someone when they… https://t.co/w8N8AlWGLI
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @dave_jor Thank you. I hope yours is good too @penelope4friend 😂 I know @coremillionaire 😂😂😂You were a drain on my life force.As I rapidly approach 47, I’m proud to say... I have still yet to use any type of filter on a picture of myself (… https://t.co/sxT6LcMV1U
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI'm happy you found someone you can subtweet[first prison riot] Slept through it
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @barryjohnharper Yeah....lolGood morning all you sexy fuckers. It’s Friday and I don’t know about you but this week has worn me out. If you… https://t.co/HjFiSCX3fj
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @Clam_I_Am 😂😂😂😂I cut my own hair because I'm at a point professionally and maritally where it couldn't make things worse.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood"it was like, loud and stuff" - guy describing a tornado before freight trains were invented
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodMake sure you get carne asada tacos for lunch. This is not a suggestion, this is a prescription.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @BrxDFW Thank you @MaannostaShines Right? 😂I am a fucking keeper, are you?
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @dirtlife0 https://t.co/7GFevVcdrETramps Stamps are the original Forever Stamps.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodIf that neck kiss while cooking doesn't lead to kitchen sex ..then you are doing it all wrong
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodLook, I like boners, just not your boner.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodWomen don’t have spank banks. We have vag vaults
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @dirtlife0 Damn boy 😂😂 @fuckoffbitchpr Same 😂9 out of 10 times... if I say “Bitch”... I’m referring to a man. 🤷‍♀️
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @DC4L214A Naw, I'm not super needy. LolRandom thoughts thread. 14 years ago I was at a Tool concert. In the bathroom, a guy checked my junk out...I'm just catching the irony.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI follow guys back who look like they might have a nice ass.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @DC4L214A 5 maybeEver just scream out; I need a new purse! No? Just me? Allrighty then......Friday musings; We’re never more blind than when ignoring our own responsibility in things that affect us. Actio… https://t.co/MZr3DCV1kr
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodCoffee Time with Red; Today's quote; Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. T. Roosevelt So often… https://t.co/oI2WWHqwLSI forgot my coffee on my kitchen counter.....so yeah...Happy Friday or whatever
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodI couldn't help but notice you from across the room. You look pretty stupid
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodWoke up this morning thankfully not feeling like P. Diddy.
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @masterDetailin Awwww good luckmy arms are just waiting, my hearts already there
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood2 thoughts for today: Be wary when putting out fires. Sometimes we start ones that never would have existed had we… https://t.co/Suh8mCoIYZ
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodMy DMs are always open, however if your opening message isn’t something insightful about the conservation of angula… https://t.co/T18amMrFKi
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodWhen I die. My autopsy will justify the wording on my tombstone... “So brie it. He died what he loved doing. Eating all of the cheese”
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @OfficeofSteve 😂😂😂😏 tell me more @fuckoffbitchpr 😳 that would actually be pretty accurate. Ewwwwww 😂😂 @SweetAsMoscato 😂😂 trust me, it's needed and appreciated @SweetAsMoscato Lol, Thanks @Scorpio1080 @xosm @MegsHAUSTED @Darlainky @sheseemslegit @FakeDeanAccount @offbeatoliv @meghaffer @BnB_SPJessahttps://t.co/hjWmZte7EX @Cktigg313Casey That's not hostile, trust meRT if you're NOT wearing a mask outside!🙄
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodAnybody got a sifter? I'm trying to filter out all the bullshit here. @GhostVes I could use those tips as wellDoes anyone have any tips on letting go of anger and resentment? I am not kidding🤣🤣🤣😕
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodWe all have our kinks. Don’t be ashamed or hide it. Someone out there wants to embrace it with you.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodUnfollow me and then argue with me over my own opinion gets you blocked. IDGAF if you agree with me or not because… https://t.co/vJYAdRIIt7Girl, are you a check engine light??? Cuz I’m gonna ignore you until the last possible second.
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodMe: *Gets in car; Turns on ignition.* Me: Oh crap, I forgot my keys! Where could they be?
Retweeted by Red Riding HoodYou get me hard beetch, like honey you’re sweet and sticky!
Retweeted by Red Riding Hood @MaannostaShines Thank you 😘
8/14
2020

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