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I still have Sprint 🧢 @RilliTho Wash Heights, NYC // Philly

Comedian. Stuy/CTY/med nerd. @mcsweeneys|@pitchjokes| @funnyordie|@Gomerblog|@voteashcraft| #bodegahive #yanggang

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To save society from this virus, we need to focus on daily fast #COVID19 tests. These are more critical now than ev… https://t.co/LpgGoqUM4f
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8/7
2020
The DENNIS system is horrifying
8/5
2020
If folks knew what USPS has been put thru, you'd be shocked that they're still standing. Billionaires have been try… https://t.co/x7JXGVctDr
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢 @jocretella I was homeless when I graduated college. America! @amandalitman @jocretella Lol you think theres gonna be a 'lection @d4nkb0t Lol can I post a video from last weekMy soul mate probably listening to bad bunny rn, let me get in the car stupid
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8/4
2020
@_gissell_v Si quiere tirarle a algiuen, tirenme a miYES https://t.co/bDUtfw9LFBRobocalls finally stopped targeting 917, 646, and 347 numbers about their car warranty. You wanted so much money, b… https://t.co/YjWTLZ2VPpAlso me https://t.co/vX9M0ohWWLYooooooo https://t.co/sgAFfTRL7ZMy lifelong goal is a harem https://t.co/o1X5F5YzeoUh, @NIAIDNews, does this mean you're not paying participants? #COVID19 #coronavirus #CovidVaccineRacehttps://t.co/O5X9oYWWUeTherapist: Maybe we should talk about boundaries Sagittarius: Honestly I’m too checked out to even know other people are there
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8/3
2020
13/Thank you, @WillLexHam, @SteveForNewYork, and all other #yanggang 💯💃12/if white people and black people and Latinos all stopped clowning Asian people, youd reap the incredible reward… https://t.co/cOuIBopzem11/there are so many "unknowns" to nonAsians abt Asian ppl, for a variety of "reasons," but they span the absurd.… https://t.co/hRwmdJCVFv10/They're still the butt of the joke in a lot of black comedy. Last group you're allowed to be prejudiced against.… https://t.co/dSICTI86u09/Maybe it's yet another reason I was so happy for @AndrewYang to be our president. "Normalize [x]" is a meme, bu… https://t.co/y2E0fpyL3y8/Life is wild bc you have to ask others if you were harassed bc of institutionalized behavior. Another Asian frie… https://t.co/pWvLzpt23A7/It was usually men who would outright harass her & white men & women who made snide remarks. She never trusted… https://t.co/4IYFKT9S3B6/I, shamefully, almost wrote, "She got me into trouble so many times, but I don't regret it," before realizing,… https://t.co/g2uOm7hbOb5/I was surprised by the casual prejudice from both white and black people, but felt saddest that she literally nev… https://t.co/cOvTMWK9ry4/I was surprised how many times I had to step in over people fetishizing one of my friends in college.3/I was always surprised when they'd tell me I was the first non-Asian person they'd share this stuff with. A 14-… https://t.co/5w6xPGmLsR2/I felt the need to be very protective when I saw Asian people get picked on bc they didnt fight back...bc they we… https://t.co/MJ7kzcxUXD1/ Seeing Asian people protesting makes me happy in a DEEP way. Probably weird to hear from a person who looks like… https://t.co/BD8jtj7eJCWhen your bigotry keeps you from hairline greatness #theycantburnusall https://t.co/095dQnCfF2 https://t.co/DKETvULBQKI need it from the top!Dave Chappelle has a remarkably high number of transportation-based jokes @SteveForNewYork Your accent >>>>>Proud to share that my research on @AndrewYang’s historic campaign, AAPI identity, and relationship with the media… https://t.co/EX2qbA1dmC
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢I've never witnessed Asians protest anything in my lifetime. Wished for 1,000, would've been ecstatic with 500, and… https://t.co/5195LdbN4H
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢 @WillLexHam @RodCovington This is powerful. (\🧢/)    ⠀  (•ㅅ•) your mask  _ノ ヽ ノ\ __ / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /   | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ    ヽ___>、___/… https://t.co/Vad8fGmihG
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢2005-2019 - ranked-choice voting 2019-present - ranked-choice voting #YangGang https://t.co/f7JlQzBOKt @TheYFactor2020 @AndrewYang @DWilkins21 @Ktech50 @kulturec @DwyaneWade @hollyrpeete @KentState @overtime @KingJameshttps://t.co/Bkt9waMy2C @AndrewYang @DWilkins21 @Ktech50 @kulturec @DwyaneWade @hollyrpeete @KentState @overtime @KingJames @PJWashingtonhttps://t.co/Z9GYJPgrmr
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢Unconditional basic income would help women in abusive relationships. #UBI would ensure no one is ever dependent on… https://t.co/LD2Y2LDS9B
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8/2
2020
Is this irony https://t.co/h2AKB2zQhj https://t.co/IO9TGZziGIThis actually made me feel calm https://t.co/NrGrZM5RvT @sarahcpr I just spoke to the president about this. https://t.co/vaBtnlkQ0g
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢 @JamesLuzbetak LolGamblers, listen up: your hands aren't itchy bc you're about to get money. They're itchy bc money is disgusting and… https://t.co/HFfOtbwz9XJoe Biden has never looked sleepy to meTrump became a legal resident of Florida and we are surprised he's going Florida man on all of us?Just Own It @Bomani_Granger it was a joke lol
8/1
2020
#real estate people, maybe even in #yanggang: when and how frequently is the market value of an apartment determined? #rent @Bomani_Granger lol bc you said daughters @ashlandseltzer why can you spell the word correctly in your handle but not in tweets?"Only the elderly and immunocompromised/those with comorbidities" Sorry to hear :( https://t.co/IrhzpkeXlXFlorida state Covid-19 testing sites shut down until next week. This is crazy to shut them down now. No test=no positives!
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢omg it's a double; this is vicious😂😂😂 https://t.co/GlOofuWe0v @jondubbyu depends on what kind of filter is on that bad boy @ya_maJESSty so he took her last name? @SagittarianMind @Hark_itsHannah @chaedria this is the dude, yo...Don’t be an ass. Put on your mask.
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢 @jamiewolfcomedy Shoulda bought a Totes, the strongest, gayest umbrellaAstrology fam: How do house systems not matter? I've been told this by a couple astrologers and it makes no sense t… https://t.co/CpAqLTjd4W
7/31
2020
@the3jsmom @SagittarianMind Lmao same. I feel like this is giving out Jason secrets 😂😂The next person who tells me they have my money sOmEwHeRe is getting called Nas Escrowbar, no exceptions @Liza_Rodriquez That's why the cheating amendment goes in the prenup @kavithadavidson Just wait till it's shootouts! @Bomani_Granger That was fastPlanet's almost over! https://t.co/UuYi72IQTN @ya_maJESSty His last name is what @ya_maJESSty Nope, I dont believe it. AI is gonna rise up and we have to hope cucking is a watch fetish @ashlandseltzer Ok it's tweets like this that have me wondering what you mean by parody account @PDotEsco Lmaooo @you_mountebank @PDotEsco 😂😂😂 they both live in florida now, tooNew York, New York, if you can get kidnapped by unmarked vans here, you can get kidnapped by unmarked vans anywhere
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢I feel like all vans should be marked.
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢The extra $600 a week that Congress gave to the millions of Americans who lost their jobs due to the coronavirus pa… https://t.co/R7oFepSONE
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢🚨I wrote about outdoor school! It might be the answer to our school-reopening problems, so why isn't it happening o… https://t.co/QTJ53B10N2
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢Here are some of former presidential candidate Andrew Yang's biggest takeaways from today's tech antitrust hearing… https://t.co/DQwYJz0aF4
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢 @caias @chaedria HubblesPost your #WorstGroupProject stories. Planet project almost broke me. Insp by @PDotEsco https://t.co/PbDCRcrboU @caias @chaedria My bubbles are trash, but I can also send them to there. Which are yours
7/30
2020
.@ddpforall @AndrewYang I think this would qualify as worthy of investigation, no? // Type In A Name And Search To… https://t.co/VO0Vs2yt7uJeff Bezos's ex-wife MacKenzie Scott donated millions to HBCUs including Howard University, Xavier University of Lo… https://t.co/KdUwl7abRI
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢As Both @general_ben and I have both said many times, this is a very bad strategic move for the US. Pulling troops… https://t.co/fpIB0rMEpy
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢Bombshell decision by @POTUS to move US troops, fighter squadron, @US_ECOM headquarters out of #Germany: https://t.co/LUvb1HKL61
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢We’ve just received confirmation that Nikki has been released. Thank you to all the advocates who have been bringin… https://t.co/yHQ5G1OyMx
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢NYC is taking after Portland - a trans femme protestor was pulled into an unmarked van at the Abolition Park protes… https://t.co/g2VZOGAnsM
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢Daily contacts feel like luxuryAfrican-American men share the experience of racism in Vietnam in the 1970s. https://t.co/K4qnQLQYhN
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢Nah why do men- Why do they do https://t.co/ZKWnw9pgbc
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢The Irish delegation would like to choose Colin Farrell after 3 Guinness https://t.co/x5VZcAxOmZ @HEDGEDWITCH Scorpio rising, what does this mean? https://t.co/uTTTzWKK86 @Taurus_A7 @aspiring_nobody Let us try, damnLove me in public. Love me in private. & I'll love y'errr in New York pirate
7/29
2020
@DrippingEther @23andMe Lol so far, not even that much, but in bang with grape leaves heavy 🤗 @ilike2Mudit @jondubbyu @TheHFWarrior @d4nkb0t @mang_spider @DHotwheelz @GIFShin0bi @AndrewYang @lmcgrewhttps://t.co/gtZEdOxFTUCharge all your phones. Carry portable chargers with you. #dc #Baltimore #la #nyc #portland #atlanta #minnesotahttps://t.co/l50cGeVQw1
7/28
2020
It appears that federal officers, during dispersal, pepper sprayed the medical supplies in the tents https://t.co/Y9HGqzcepB
Retweeted by I still have Sprint 🧢 @DrippingEther @23andMe Lol whatI'm the most tan I've been in years. I look like I sweat spinach pie rn, you dont even ξέρω. Brought to you by… https://t.co/K1eXPZaOkc
7/27
2020

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