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Writer of a Funny Tinge & Script Development hun. Former: BFI, current: freelance. Rihanna - that's the tweet 📸: rissa.arrt

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Ugh, to be a kitten snuggling in a pocket... https://t.co/uhMdSuAW6P
9/26
2020
The UK could NEVER 🙄 https://t.co/LCPDvC9W8OI was traumatised lol.I remember the time I went up for a job that involved 2 interviews and a written task and took about 3 months from… https://t.co/wZdDJ0YQONKent border?? Lol okay then. @pastizzprincess 😘 https://t.co/Csl9fg4I7iI need a new battery for my old 2012 macbook Pro. Any reputable sellers/London computer shops? I think it's too old… https://t.co/LV7sacNmU0
9/23
2020
Do you ever just think about your younger self & want to give them a massive hug? My early 20s were honestly very a… https://t.co/KXab5H7larFirst mistake is believing we live in a genuine democracy. https://t.co/jhZfRvJU6D
9/22
2020
This may be controversial but if I had $9k a week of disposable income I would simply hand my friends cash whenever… https://t.co/e2h5mUoLr0
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐Honestly 6 months of not being able to date properly has been really refreshing and much needed because men are [re… https://t.co/ZXJUHTnMTZEat Out to Make Everything Worse
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9/21
2020
Oh no not again, they keep making this "mistake" over and over and over and over and over and over again https://t.co/wM1Nc2ncQA
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9/20
2020
I get what they were trying to do with that Kit Harrington ep of #CriminalUK but considering the deeply misogynisti… https://t.co/rJdbCrdwxH
9/19
2020
Curtains. I still can't believe it to this day. https://t.co/VGEwpcsK86I feel like I'm living in an alternate reality. https://t.co/jRKN1Yu8ZY @CastNuri @Soundusss The middle ground involves some kind of soap. @Soundusss @CastNuri Yeah it will because all surficants do but you also need to be clean so...My sister just baked fresh focaccia and I've eaten so much I think it might be in my blood now. @AgeingIngenue Her work in Orphan Black is actual witchcraft.watching someone else live out my dream https://t.co/MnuhJS4JNy
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐ @CastNuri Riiiight! I'm literally allergic to the surficants in most shower gels so I just... switched to a gentler… https://t.co/daeOfhmVNL @Soundusss Jennifer's body is such a shoutIf the private sector is so so good, why does it keep doing stuff so so badly? @BossBarb The Dark Knight @BossBarb Whew, the way I was obsessed with this film when it came out.Or just use a soap with milder surficants, meaning you can both be clean and with undamaged skin???? https://t.co/EsVLrvjxxkI say ‘no worries’ far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry
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9/18
2020
Did a meme. How my winter is shaping up. https://t.co/gNjECv8LZy
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐Does anyone have any suggestions of TV shows/movies with quiet/introverted protagonists (often outshone by their fr… https://t.co/VrLzrxDghP
9/17
2020
Currently regretting this behaviour. https://t.co/N0DnOdBRGeThanking you @HelenSimmons8 3 recurring things in my scripts: 1. Very few men of any importance 2. Mysterious de… https://t.co/0SVVWdNNbn @CtrlAtlDlt I think its very interesting info/talking heads wise but their little bits of drama to illustrate their… https://t.co/5fxkdDMTmtThe dramatisation in this Netflix social media doc is... a lot.Can't stop thinking about the Emily Ratajkowski piece I read this morn.Small men trying to constrain and contain tr… https://t.co/ykEPXvBzJ8
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐ @dontsmileattee !!!Late to the game but I HATE SUZIE is incredible👌I haven't stopped thinking about this since I read it yesterday. Also, Emily's an exceptional writer (which is hone… https://t.co/z6IhPPmi0V
9/16
2020
Why do I see extended deadlines as more time for more breaks??This whole testing debacle can only mean one thing... very soon Dido Harding is going to be given even more public… https://t.co/lLrSUwaG3iThey will not rest until this entire island is just one big lorry park. https://t.co/qXt1wSeTg4Now?? Girl, where have you been?!? https://t.co/Z5x4XSeeQH
9/15
2020
@BossBarb @LionelMMacauley So sorry for your loss Deb. Always here to chat if you need it xxx @HelenSimmons8 Milibandits rise again.It me. https://t.co/OgLz1cQsh8 @HelenSimmons8 Local anaesthetic and you don't feel a thing bar very dull tugging. Its a weird sensation but not pa… https://t.co/Kv0TQ3iRFkAm finally mobile enough to leave the house today. We (literally) move. https://t.co/jt39Ga2MSsMentally, I'm here. https://t.co/qqfMVLuPOy
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9/14
2020
@MWatts3376 The Fash.The Fash. https://t.co/aMObpEANM3
9/13
2020
me in 2004 me in 2020 🤝 I want to try kissing but I am scared
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐Just did the Enneagram test and my result absolutely read me for filth but it's also the closest I've ever been to… https://t.co/bj1ZSlfndLA lot of folks acting as if 2020 has just been a string of bewildering bad luck, rather than what it truly is: a co… https://t.co/mHlEtI0edk
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9/12
2020
Idk how to really describe it but everything in the world feels so volatile and oppressive right now thats it's suc… https://t.co/SfUzCQWS8K
9/11
2020
@BossBarb The TRUTH.Fewmin 😡 https://t.co/J7o6w5nyLF
9/10
2020
Everyday inclusion and diversity standards instead of just including and diversifying.'...so I just go under here very delicately... as delicately as our lives are under this government...' https://t.co/eLrkJhr7gmthe tories have been in government my whole adult life and i'm tired
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐ @CastNuri I bent over trying to pick something up 😢. Truly Tragique. @Soundusss Girl, the way I'm moving like an 86 year old. I hate it here xPulled a back muscle. Am suffering. Can't move. Please send heavy duty painkillers x
9/9
2020
Forgive me for the repeat tweet but I could not forgive my earlier typo.I'm Thinking of Ending Things in a Limited and Specific Way https://t.co/XHAXscYTKqI'm Thinking of Ending Things in a Limted and Specific Way https://t.co/XHAXscYTKqThe chrisma, the charm, the FACE. Honestly, if I met her, I would evaporate. https://t.co/uo6GpcKNx7Nah, some of you need to take some time off. Hating on the cute bébé who recklessly eats baking ingredients never e… https://t.co/29EgFfcEoS
9/8
2020
The level of chaos concentrated in this one tiny human is absolutely awe inspiring. https://t.co/VKDdyM6vA7I genuinely need to know how this is physically possible. https://t.co/m9w7LAXIJDAbolish BAME.Miley's new song is cute but it leaves me with an overwhelming need listen to Edge of seventeen on repeat for the next hour.
9/7
2020
Lol where? In the basement? https://t.co/oO2tb7dAoN
9/6
2020
Omg The OA, how could I forget! @charlotte2153 Omg The OA, how could I forget!Honourable mentions: Utopia (UK Version) and Sweet/Viscious.FREAKS AND GEEKS there will never be a greater injustice. https://t.co/vzekUrTXWuThe UK have a free press? Lol okay. @HelenSimmons8 He wasn't even a writer! He just thought it would be FUN 🙃🙃🙃
9/5
2020
@HelenSimmons8 Once went out with a guy who, on discovering I was a writer, used our date as a pitching session 😩
9/4
2020
There is simply absolutely no need. https://t.co/wZkkmpiM9nEverytime this pops up on my TL I have to watch it on repeat at least six times minimum https://t.co/mtb56NepP3“Let your top lip and bottom lip become one.” - John (Bad)Boyega, 2020
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐There's no right wing comedy because right wingers aren't funny.
9/2
2020
I refuse to finish reading the tweet because honestly, nothing will ever top this bit.'...𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑚𝑒,...'What a deeply brilliant and deeply heartbreaking bit of writing. https://t.co/8z0HS2z7XHWriting is such hell and I can’t believe doing this is what makes me feel the most fulfilled and satisfied with my life.
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9/1
2020
Ugh. My 💔😢 https://t.co/qjAy2EgGAGMe every time I open Hinge: https://t.co/h5URj25vxj
Retweeted by Marissa🦩⭐What is the point in wearing a mask if you're going to keep removing it to speak??!?!I am simultaneously terrified of the impacts of climate change that are already locked in and also - perhaps more s… https://t.co/NwDtLXoWiE
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8/31
2020
I need here. NEED. https://t.co/sO73picMrx @CastNuri Truly shambolic from beginning to end. @pastizzprincess😘❤️xxx https://t.co/w2tifYf8R0SEPTEMBER YOU BETTER COME IN HERE AND ACT LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE
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8/30
2020
I miss knowing* how to do make up. (*vaguely)Fucking hell this is truly deplorable. https://t.co/UvlAneAL4PI hope so because my 20s have been a lot of https://t.co/uCVAyUAf5y https://t.co/rqB0dWkCjb
8/29
2020
@HelenSimmons8 Tbh, it's probably less hostile to human life than this place rn🌛✨
8/28
2020

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