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Writer of a Funny Tinge & Script Development hun. Former: BFI, current: freelance. Rihanna - that's the tweet 📸: rissa.arrt

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The character I'm writing is drinking a bottle of red wine so I too shall drink a b̶o̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ glass of red wine. F… https://t.co/G3qXQfMR3j @additionaltext @tom_usher_ Lol this guy again. When will he rest.After almost 3 decades of Catholicism, I'm finally reading the bible in earnest (admittedly mainly for a project I'… https://t.co/mpe3CAgnt9
1/26
2020
I just wanna say this. Men are mad init.
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1/25
2020
@pastizzprincess @LoveIsland Wow, this is identity theft. Reported and blocked xHad a weird dream last night where I was running late for work (lol, my living room is my office) and I ran past L*… https://t.co/2oWjv52VN6
1/24
2020
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1/23
2020
Veneers need to be cancelled until we can work out what's going on.https://t.co/oMFIJFfrfx https://t.co/DcUAzK5nFZmy financial plan is: 1. marry rich 2. also be rich 3. do nothing in particular to assure the former two but feel i… https://t.co/kZBN8bK3Ho
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1/22
2020
Rebecca has big Mercedes from Hollyoaks energy. #LoveIsland @HelenSimmons8 Crying, pizza, good musicImagine being born into a family where ur narcissistic desire for fame is effectively guaranteed by default, u have… https://t.co/750Ad38XtT
1/21
2020
Genuinely, can anyone understand what Sophie says, ever? #LoveIslandI-- https://t.co/SPUbs6n7jy https://t.co/RXiYFibXYURyan Destiny may just be the most beautiful woman on earth? @pastizzprincess I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
1/20
2020
L**re**e F*x saying “Why I don’t date woke women” is a bit like me, a 32-year-old, announcing that I simply refuse to date Leonardo DiCaprio
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1/19
2020
no amount of budgeting and not eating out is going to make up for the fact we don’t make enough money.
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠diversity is good https://t.co/VO3SPF8mIr
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1/18
2020
Me: it's just a cough Mom: it's just a cough Doctor: it's just a cough Google: https://t.co/4tFYsjVBnu
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Why does this remind me so much of that Sun journalist raging about the vegan menu at the oscars whilst having neve… https://t.co/tGXiY6jdcpWhy are you complaining? No one's nominating YOU for anything, anyway, regardless https://t.co/kORi07DkwTNot that I have ever been ignorant to this but having to see an intensified broad public denial of racism is taking… https://t.co/vTeanRnYjn
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠can't believe in 16 days into 2020 and we've circled back to racism doesn't exist, prove it, well now you're being racist for proving it.
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Love to see twitter not even bothering to notify me of troll comments on my posts. It's the one thing this site does right.Lol, no wonder Billie Piper left him.Truly, you have to laugh. https://t.co/UWSOg1u8OKSchrödinger's racism is middle class white men simultaneously denying its existence while claiming to experience it
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Oscar 2020 predictions Best Actor — Jerry (CHEER) Best Actress — Morgan (CHEER) Best Supporting Actor — La’Darius… https://t.co/JvnHwhqSNz
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1/17
2020
Sometimes it’s hard being an ambitious person in the body of a person who loves taking naps
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1/16
2020
Does Connor not realise that he's known this girl for... 2 days? #LoveIslandPaige truly didn't care that posh boy was leaving. She's given him ZERO interest since day one, smiled at his confe… https://t.co/YRR3zKXSPE @BossBarb @Debenhams JFC. This is disgusting. I hope this gets remedied correctly and soon. Sorry you had to endure such crap bb xxSand water https://t.co/DvKVTVRCfhActively difficult to accept that this country once pretty much ruled the world https://t.co/rvg90kPYpO
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠 @BossBarb @ZARA @ZARA_Care Girl, pls, an absolute mess. Lemme never stray from @hm again. I've learned my lesson. @BossBarb @ZARA @ZARA_Care Laaaaandan hun 🙄Wheeeewww... never shopping @ZARA @ZARA_Care again! An absolutely calamitous shopping and customer service experien… https://t.co/zzlu49Xoe8
1/15
2020
Big same. https://t.co/05Mad4O6No
1/14
2020
Black twitter when Mike called the twins cute. #LoveIsIand https://t.co/Wy9CJIZDNV
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Mike can lieeeeeeeeeee wao #LoveIslandwent to parliament last week to chat with @charlotte2153 about her first month as an MP, being asked to apologise t… https://t.co/s3sz8C3OXK
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠my dream partner doesn’t know how to read https://t.co/GKtdpPJhsI
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠January, forever the longest, most trying month.Me @ every film job interview the second they ask me what my fave films are despite me having specifically prepped… https://t.co/vUnnM8koGD“After a while you get a bit fed up with it,” he said. “Because if the Baftas are not supporting British talent, if… https://t.co/EakYrnXX1F
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1/13
2020
The fact that Harry and Meghan have created a crisis for the Royal Family, but Prince Andrew hasn't, tells you a lo… https://t.co/2LeX290Xyz
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Me committing to #LoveIsland for approximately 6 months of this year https://t.co/FSyQO2RWW4
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠My cousin who lives in Norway once dashed into a McDonalds to get something 'cheap' when we were out and one burger… https://t.co/eMAqcCyWxwYou know when you feel the 'moving mad' brewing in your soul? Yeah
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠We need to delete politics and start again.It's no one else's fault but your own that you refuse to leave your house, Gary. https://t.co/Hl1n7qFg7d“I tried to tell y’all.” - Henrietta Lacks https://t.co/TKJBKGJAzx
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1/12
2020
Jerry is the most adorable and wholesome person on this earth #CheerNetflixAm really tired of men uno!!!* chef's kiss * https://t.co/bX3KOL1NuSThis Labour leadership contest is showing so much how the party take their black voters for granted and later down… https://t.co/bmxzEewPhg
1/11
2020
Mutual Aid ✊🏽🏴🏴 solidarity with wombat comrades. https://t.co/DwrvRyvA5h
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠 @RosaHes1 https://t.co/srwl7H8s8NPeople are 'tired of the racism card,' when they should be tired of racism.
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Lord have mercy, this January anxiety will not let me rest.We need her as deputy asap. https://t.co/oYpaZ9NJyJMe @ the MSM rn https://t.co/YzzL1dt1llFbf to last month and getting shortlisted for the ITV Original Voices writing scheme at Coronation Street. Shocking… https://t.co/GZ3JgpYgJy
1/10
2020
Been thinking about this a lot. https://t.co/FasVEHvKI1 @PurpleTurtleRdg @KBtweats ?Meghan and Harry said bun the royals and frankly it's about time -- so should we.
1/9
2020
Iconic. https://t.co/SzJu55UEm8omfg i HATE when kids scream in public... u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠We live in a bizarre reality where Boris Jonhson won the election but the papers are treating Jeremy Corbyn as if h… https://t.co/udKcigAzL1
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠no one: me still in 2020: https://t.co/S083cgHBT8
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Like, I can feel it in my shoulders. The stress is in my shoulders.Watched 'Don't F**k with Cats' last night and I am still stressedI -- https://t.co/bdkVPsHgddOur news media is pathetic. They got the PM they wanted and are still hounding Corbyn for his every breath. Grow up.
1/8
2020
All respect to queen Robbie but this is actual madness. https://t.co/qbx8uOAsnA @ZARA_Care It's been a week of back and forth and being fobbed off by your customer care and I still haven't had a… https://t.co/dgXWLNkHNRSometimes getting ready for the day as a work-from-home freelancer means putting on an underwired bra under your py… https://t.co/7e3cXa9jyqAny producers/agents/anyone familiar with this side of the biz be able to give a lil unrepped writer some advice on… https://t.co/7dnGGnCAnhNothing gets me more heated than people thinking they can throw money at every situation and be done with it when t… https://t.co/wIWj9VmNKOIt's just really funny considering how many "my agent said they're not considering anyone not diverse/bame atm", "i… https://t.co/t9usd9MbAr
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Awards shows are truly gonna run themselves into irrelevancy if they don't buck up their ideas soon. It's not every… https://t.co/3fIqgDRdFu
1/7
2020
That's all this country knows how to do? Mock or banter. But when it was time to vote it still chose this man. What… https://t.co/UEQkaxxi44
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠People lauding Ricky Gervais please use ur brains.
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠can’t get over this https://t.co/M0NNDLDctA
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1/6
2020
Jess Phillips on Corbyn: I’ll knife him in the front. Jess Phillips on Diane Abbott: I told her to f*ck off! Hah… https://t.co/VTMEAxvDhe
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Say what you want about the other Labour leader candidates but Jess Phillips is the only one who comes across as co… https://t.co/PzYHWWlBwEIncredible drivel here. I spent four years on TV and doing Times and Guardian interviews, hoofing my colleagues in… https://t.co/n82BTKHJCZ
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠Stop using private jets then. https://t.co/n5KaT91Rpb
1/4
2020
@AgeingIngenue Every night is corny date night if you're single enough.Adut Akech by Giampaolo Sgura, The Sunday Times Style, December 2019. https://t.co/T57haaSTqB
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠As we work in 2020, useful to remember (via Toni Morrison): 1. Whatever the work is, do it well—not for the boss… https://t.co/UanEMU68WY
Retweeted by Marissa⭐🌠dominic cummings writes in the same way as the worst men on dating apps https://t.co/x8GlslXmD2
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1/3
2019
If you’re reading this, No more downplaying yourself in ANY capacity
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12/31
2019
@ZARA_Care I purchased a new coat online which arrived today. The fabric composition is different to what is advert… https://t.co/mpJGLVm53bIn serious need of some rom com movie fuel. Pls list all recommendations. ❤❤❤ @DeliaReneUK 🔥🔥🔥
12/30
2019
Had to cut this screenplay down by 5 pages which naturally means it's gone up by 3. Fantastic.UK, look at your agemates https://t.co/IFgIWd52NR
12/29
2019

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