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Riverchat is the new myspace.

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Hello. This year I'd like to learn mobile app programming and make a mobile app version of my website. I'm thinking… https://t.co/IbnMDOS5rY
1/18
2020
I added a gifting feature to my demos store. So if you need a last minute present for a friend, I'll send them an e… https://t.co/YvgrtUdRYb
12/24
2020
For my Web Programming class final project, I made a web market stocked with 2655 previously unreleased demos. https://t.co/wFNb1drPRs
12/8
2020
@mattpolizzi @Weezer That is sad. It never occurred to me they'd tear it down. But I guess all things must pass. I want to go say goodbye.
11/19
2020
@remiwolf ♡ disco man!
6/19
2020
Hey guys, so sorry about the postponement of HELLA MEGA. Here's an acoustic cover of Green Day's Time of your Life.… https://t.co/HepCMTBRQg
5/21
2020
@googledocs Greetings! Could you please help me if you get a chance? https://t.co/yKc2emd4el
3/30
2020
@googlesheets Good morning. Please help me if you can https://t.co/yKc2emd4el
3/29
2020
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
3/25
2013
@Weezer @RiversCuomo http://t.co/usOqoLTZqD
Retweeted by Rivers Cuomo
12/5
2011
I saw an adorable 5-year-old girl here in Japan yesterday wearing a t-shirt that said, "Glope Me."
7/14
2011
Everyone's just trying to be happy.
7/13
2011
Everyone you see is made entirely out of what they ate.Just had a "sad ending" massage.
7/6
2011
Our lives are not just about being comfortable.A montage of all the times Captain Jean-Luc Picard refers to Earl Grey tea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2IJdfxWtPM
7/3
2011
I wonder if I'll die with my glasses on.
7/1
2011
The sun we see is the sun from eight minutes ago.
6/17
2011
We could do good things together.
6/15
2011
Whenever I start to objectify a woman, I just think about how much her father must love her.
6/6
2011
A surprising number of people in my Outlook contacts are dead.
6/5
2011
In many men's rooms, they place one urinal low to the ground, which is good for boys, short men, and men with very long penises.
6/4
2011
Being a small person, I feel like I shouldn't have to pay as much for a full-body massage as a normal-sized person.
6/3
2011
Does the superhero cape have any function?
6/2
2011
Fake smiles and nervous laughter.I'm sick of tying my shoes.Frickin' love Irish Spring.Just had dinner with my family via skype.Before humans, nothing had a name.
5/29
2011
The mirrors in this hotel bathroom are perfectly positioned for self-admiration.
5/27
2011
Gum is weird.
5/26
2011
I'm good looking.
5/24
2011
Peeing with my arm in a sling.
5/21
2011
No spoon so I'm eating my yogurt with a hotel shoe horn.
5/19
2011
I freakin' love birds.
5/18
2011
when I take an ice bath, I pouch my privates with a washcloth so as to minimize the unpleasantness.
5/15
2011
Let's make our lives nice.
5/14
2011
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived! http://bit.ly/mxPojb
5/12
2011
Get fresh with me.
5/11
2011
My daughter just gave me a "Happy Father's Day" card.
5/8
2011
My daughter is now older than I was when my parents split up.
5/7
2011
If you're asking God to bless the United States of America, why not ask him to bless the whole world?
5/6
2011
Why do days start in the middle of the night? Shouldn't they start around sunrise?
5/5
2011
I wish we could just make out.Met a guy named "Brooks" the other day and was bummed that he didn't seem excited when I told him my name was "Rivers."
5/4
2011
So happy to be making music.Aren't grapes "grapefruit"?
5/3
2011
The urinal in our bathroom in the dressing room. http://t.co/HYXTvH1
4/30
2011
Was out of body wash today so I used tea tree oil shampoo instead and it tingled my private parts.
4/28
2011
How's your toilet posture?
4/26
2011
또 불러주세요 언제든지 달려갈께요
4/25
2011
Can't help but think of my phone now when I sing "Paranoid Android".
4/22
2011
Is there an urban thesaurus?Am I the last musician on a PC?
4/20
2011
Still learning "Paranoid Android".......had to take a break and eat an apple.
4/19
2011
Time to learn Radiohead's "Paranoid Android."
4/18
2011
Absorbed in a giant Richard Scarry book.
4/14
2011
Thanks, autocorrect, for changing my "PG Tips" to "PJ Tips" and making me look like a complete dweeb.Recording all day with weezer. Jacked up on pj tips.
4/12
2011
I feel bad for my daughter that the biggest dance influence in the most formative years of her life is me.
4/10
2011
Horrified Luke.... http://twitpic.com/4itfri
4/9
2011
Turning on a faucet can help u pee, but is there a sound that can help u poo?
4/8
2011
The All Time Low kids came over my house and we did this song.......... http://bit.ly/dZF4hx.................came out todayWe so excited.
4/5
2011
now i'm watching japanese cartoons (アンパンマン)with my daughter 。
4/4
2011
Sang "west side story" at this morning's lesson...now munching microwave pizza, sipping green tea, writing hooks.....a good day in the hood.
4/2
2011
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
4/1
2011
My wife rules for wearing leg warmers to bed.
3/30
2011
Just noticed the ABBA in Black Sabbath.
3/29
2011
So glad 2 have been in Japan in these first weeks after the earthquake.Much love 2 the Japanese people + 2 my Japanese friends fans + family
3/28
2011
Bicycles must have blown people's minds when they were first invented.
3/24
2011
I just heard an Indian guy refer to Native Americans as "Indians."
3/21
2011
I'd wager my diet is very similar to a chimpanzee's.
3/16
2011
"Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Weezer" http://bit.ly/f7ywLE
1/23
2011
Helping people procrastinate since 1994.
1/7
2010
I uploaded a YouTube video -- B o B Magic ft Rivers Cuomo Official Music Video http://youtu.be/If9byqfI9wU?a
12/31
2010
my cover of the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows": http://alturl.com/o2y27
12/24
2010
Nervous now that someone reminded me Purell kills only 99.99% of germs.
12/20
2010
Unholy moly.
12/17
2010

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