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@jaffathecake @DasSurma why does this exist
8/9
2020
@sarkomeno ?
8/8
2020
@sarkomeno i don't think looking at..sparks... is going to trigger someone? @sarkomeno uhmmmmmmmm no @sarkomeno wat
8/5
2020
@_jayphelps navigator.userAgent > Math.random
8/2
2020
@jaffathecake @_developit preact.createElement = document.createElement
7/31
2020
@jaffathecake Same for me. Apparently if you don't follow the topic, the content becomes.. normal. Which makes me t… https://t.co/BxsKEy9IDS
7/29
2020
@threepointone @Rich_Harris I couldn't find anything but I maybe it works on a whitelist basis?
7/24
2020
@nekoshoyo posted this. Which turned out to be....... this https://t.co/IEyskcMBuZ @nekoshoyo still better than Ed Westwick hyping up and then selling gossip girl themed masks @nekoshoyo ? @nekoshoyo @FadPussyEater that works @nekoshoyo @FadPussyEater please reconsider @nekoshoyo @FadPussyEater no
7/23
2020
@Squiggle @kevinmarks @RozenMD @jaffathecake that actually went over my head lol @kevinmarks @RozenMD @jaffathecake Just like the reduce function
7/22
2020
@AbaAssar @mgechev @mathias You don't have to do it yourself.. let the tool do it for you. For example webpack auto… https://t.co/ykIKhHYCCM
7/16
2020
@mattxcurtis @ryanlanciaux Since it's just using canvas and SVGs, i'd say it works nicely all around, most problems… https://t.co/kZAcjjfuy1
7/15
2020
@ryanlanciaux I have implemented it once, except for fonts, it works pretty well https://t.co/rLVC1ei01k @ryanlanciaux You can take the svg, put it in an <img> tag and render out a png using canvas @ryanlanciaux We can even use this to "screenshot" the page!
7/14
2020
@_jayphelps interestingly, Preact uses labels in its diff algorithm
7/7
2020
@RReverser @DasSurma @jaffathecake @heltir @paul_melero @bedouard one obvious problem would be freezing objects wou… https://t.co/ebDa1JECTq @RReverser @DasSurma @jaffathecake @heltir @paul_melero @bedouard I made a Weak{Map,Set} implementation that would… https://t.co/Berv9kmnjb
7/4
2020
@messy_guy @ppmenon02 Welp that twitter bio gonna look good
6/20
2020
@rogth7 it's showing up on your tweet so @rogth7 https://t.co/1QuZB8Nnlf lol
6/13
2020
@jaffathecake @DasSurma ask him about his setup!
5/28
2020
@jaffathecake isn't this the infinite scroll people always talk about
5/23
2020
@jaffathecake https://t.co/NPmLXH9uJy when did GitHub have that icon :0
5/21
2020
@jaffathecake Redemption arc
1/3
2019
@jaffathecake @DasSurma (insert lisp joke) @jaffathecake @DasSurma (Too many parentheses)
12/20
2019
I made a small (1.7kb) thing to create @Web_Components without writing any javascript classes. All you need is to c… https://t.co/2SSYjaPPbq
11/2
2019
@jaffathecake python stuck in infinite loop.
10/31
2019
@jaffathecake Excellent diet.
10/13
2019
@jaffathecake does it support drag and drop from a different tab?
10/10
2019
@jaffathecake reminds me of https://t.co/0vDK75SBhK
10/5
2019
@_jayphelps but they do work with the import protocol. https://t.co/Nvvci8xmTx @_jayphelps boy was I wrong..import maps don't work with script:src and link:href https://t.co/PFs0vE5Ejw @_jayphelps They're such an exciting addition! Plus import maps also work on anything that takes a url, even images… https://t.co/hCkHUfZGYU @_jayphelps This is pretty close to what you're describing I think https://t.co/3jw9OyqQpS @_jayphelps import maps? @_developit is this open source yet? I'd love to use this to get some of my older builds to be modernized for differential serving @_developit wait so I use the babel...to eliminate the babel? Nice @_developit kinda like lebab? https://t.co/UUfL2qfSj4 @jaffathecake so the cat can ruin it again..*just* after you're done? Good Idea @_developit __getLink: https://t.co/n7z08ZZPqU @_developit I was doing {module,}preload before but I wasn't sure about the support and more importantly those res… https://t.co/6ke7o529Xx
10/4
2019
which yields code like this https://t.co/XpeHLYYID8 @_developit is there a better way to prefetch the chunks after code-splitting? currently I'm creating 2 script tag… https://t.co/14JT0hCPGS
10/3
2019
@_developit @DasSurma @preactjs is it "preactex" or "preacten"
10/2
2019
@LeaVerou @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes https://t.co/rkyEDacEuL @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes unfortunately yes, technically they belong to him. Sorry @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes We need to find the real catch archpole https://t.co/oHGduYjj8E @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes Someone messing up your last name on the phone is understandable.. but how tf someone messed up Jake?
10/1
2019
@jaffathecake The commit message must have been hilarious.
9/23
2019
@DasSurma @torch2424 true @DasSurma @torch2424 or by navigating to any directory there is in the package. super nifty
9/18
2019
@jaffathecake @quiffboy @SignpostMarv @aeoye $2999
9/1
2019
@jaffathecake Fingers crossed. @jaffathecake any updates on Juan Correa? @jaffathecake That's horrific RIP
8/31
2019
@ChromiumDev @jaffathecake @DasSurma This is the greatest show I have ever seen! These people should get a raise!
8/28
2019
@DasSurma @eleven_ty @RollupJS @argyleink sörry we cöuldn't find the page yöu requested @DasSurma @eleven_ty @RollupJS @argyleink website said :0
8/22
2019
@DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink look at it again in it's screaming glory!
8/21
2019
@DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink although this is just better https://t.co/7J8lhmsgOT @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink i know it's intentional and it feels like you guys are just laughing at all the… https://t.co/mjISoo2PJ6 @henrylim96 @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink that isn't but chrome://chrome-urls/ is @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink although lowercase "n' in "November"!!! @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink chrome:// urls are such a neat touch!
8/20
2019
@DasSurma final circular imports boss
8/12
2019
@jaffathecake second one is cover photo worthy
8/11
2019
@_developit @frontsideup Babel/repl does use workers I think. Others still don't. @_developit @frontsideup I think react's website runs babel in the main thread I couldn't find any other examples however. @frontsideup @_developit repls for frameworks like svelte, react/preact and of course typescript playground itself.
8/6
2019
@CryptoBits_eu @jaffathecake @DenisTRUFFAUT @namboozle which somewhat brings us back to this tweet https://t.co/tfmEllLBVp @namboozle @jaffathecake By the same logic any company can decide what kind of content does it want to be associate… https://t.co/C5qqo4sH8x @jaffathecake "banning" 8chan wouldn't solve anything..they would just come up with many new and smaller websites a… https://t.co/qK5I5EBSz0
8/5
2019
@jaffathecake new Instagram story
7/29
2019
@jaffathecake life #2
7/15
2019
@_developit @speedguide this would only work if my connection is capable for higher speeds right?
7/13
2019
@tcitWorld @DasSurma "Internet Explorer's Trident browser engine does not recognize grey and renders it green." Oh..
7/6
2019
@DasSurma how many different domains does Reddit even connect to..woah
7/5
2019
@ChromiumDev @jaffathecake @DasSurma *Pushes service workers to prod* *service worker has a bug* *buys a new domain* @jaffathecake personally return !!Boolean(condition)=="true"? action ():void 0 @jaffathecake which one do you prefer?
6/25
2019
@jaffathecake @feakuru http203 needs another white male
6/5
2019
@_developit @jaffathecake @nomadtechie @kristoferbaxter @seldo @shubhie @stubbornella @mathias @FredKSchotthttps://t.co/lEXQTw44sn @_developit @jaffathecake @nomadtechie @kristoferbaxter @seldo @shubhie @stubbornella @mathias @FredKSchotthttps://t.co/lpwtdSHLQY
5/30
2019
@jaffathecake i got the rootDirs error to go away by setting the rootDir to src/ itself but it doesn't find dedicat… https://t.co/Cfr3P4sON0 @jaffathecake I have no idea where they are from..and are unrelated to the service worker thing. @jaffathecake i got it working but I can't figure out these 2 errors https://t.co/PGF5iWfL8B @jaffathecake are you setting me up for a "just use JavaScript" joke? @jaffathecake interface Window extends ServiceWorkerGlobalScope {} would this work? it should set the globals I gue… https://t.co/zLFoVPe5M2 @jaffathecake I guess we need to add some typings manually (for now) to supplement the webworker.d.ts till we get a -lib serviceworker flag @jaffathecake I thought so...but that means those errors i got are unexplained @jaffathecake which lead me to this https://t.co/tsKyaZRI6e
5/29
2019

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