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I made a small (1.7kb) thing to create @Web_Components without writing any javascript classes. All you need is to c… https://t.co/2SSYjaPPbq
11/2
2019
"We’ve seen the moves you’re making and would like to offer a cash infusion of $1 billion to get you to the next le… https://t.co/PDfVWaGDyT
Retweeted by b @jaffathecake python stuck in infinite loop.
10/31
2019
@jaffathecake Excellent diet.
10/13
2019
@jaffathecake does it support drag and drop from a different tab?
10/10
2019
@jaffathecake reminds me of https://t.co/0vDK75SBhK
10/5
2019
@_jayphelps but they do work with the import protocol. https://t.co/Nvvci8xmTx @_jayphelps boy was I wrong..import maps don't work with script:src and link:href https://t.co/PFs0vE5Ejw @_jayphelps They're such an exciting addition! Plus import maps also work on anything that takes a url, even images… https://t.co/hCkHUfZGYU @_jayphelps This is pretty close to what you're describing I think https://t.co/3jw9OyqQpS @_jayphelps import maps? @_developit is this open source yet? I'd love to use this to get some of my older builds to be modernized for differential serving @_developit wait so I use the babel...to eliminate the babel? Nice @_developit kinda like lebab? https://t.co/UUfL2qfSj4 @jaffathecake so the cat can ruin it again..*just* after you're done? Good Idea @_developit __getLink: https://t.co/n7z08ZZPqU @_developit I was doing {module,}preload before but I wasn't sure about the support and more importantly those res… https://t.co/6ke7o529Xx
10/4
2019
which yields code like this https://t.co/XpeHLYYID8 @_developit is there a better way to prefetch the chunks after code-splitting? currently I'm creating 2 script tag… https://t.co/14JT0hCPGS
10/3
2019
@_developit @DasSurma @preactjs is it "preactex" or "preacten"If you do NOT use React, what do you think about JSX syntax, ignoring how React itself works? (Please only vote if you DO NOT use React)
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10/2
2019
@LeaVerou @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes https://t.co/rkyEDacEuL @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes unfortunately yes, technically they belong to him. Sorry @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes We need to find the real catch archpole https://t.co/oHGduYjj8E @jaffathecake @bitchwhocodes Someone messing up your last name on the phone is understandable.. but how tf someone messed up Jake?
10/1
2019
@jaffathecake The commit message must have been hilarious.
9/23
2019
@DasSurma @torch2424 true @DasSurma @torch2424 or by navigating to any directory there is in the package. super nifty
9/18
2019
@jaffathecake @quiffboy @SignpostMarv @aeoye $2999
9/1
2019
@jaffathecake Fingers crossed. @jaffathecake any updates on Juan Correa? @jaffathecake That's horrific RIP
8/31
2019
@ChromiumDev @jaffathecake @DasSurma This is the greatest show I have ever seen! These people should get a raise!
8/28
2019
@DasSurma @eleven_ty @RollupJS @argyleink sörry we cöuldn't find the page yöu requested @DasSurma @eleven_ty @RollupJS @argyleink website said :0
8/22
2019
@DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink look at it again in it's screaming glory!
8/21
2019
@DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink although this is just better https://t.co/7J8lhmsgOT @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink i know it's intentional and it feels like you guys are just laughing at all the… https://t.co/mjISoo2PJ6 @henrylim96 @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink that isn't but chrome://chrome-urls/ is @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink although lowercase "n' in "November"!!! @DasSurma @jaffathecake @argyleink chrome:// urls are such a neat touch!
8/20
2019
@_Freakyclown_ Posting it to you is secure, as it's illegal to open someone else's mail. ^JGS
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8/17
2019
@DasSurma final circular imports boss
8/12
2019
@jaffathecake second one is cover photo worthy
8/11
2019
@_developit @frontsideup Babel/repl does use workers I think. Others still don't. @_developit @frontsideup I think react's website runs babel in the main thread I couldn't find any other examples however. @frontsideup @_developit repls for frameworks like svelte, react/preact and of course typescript playground itself.
8/6
2019
@CryptoBits_eu @jaffathecake @DenisTRUFFAUT @namboozle which somewhat brings us back to this tweet https://t.co/tfmEllLBVp @namboozle @jaffathecake By the same logic any company can decide what kind of content does it want to be associate… https://t.co/C5qqo4sH8x @jaffathecake "banning" 8chan wouldn't solve anything..they would just come up with many new and smaller websites a… https://t.co/qK5I5EBSz0
8/5
2019
@jaffathecake new Instagram story
7/29
2019
@jaffathecake life #2
7/15
2019
@_developit @speedguide this would only work if my connection is capable for higher speeds right?
7/13
2019
@tcitWorld @DasSurma "Internet Explorer's Trident browser engine does not recognize grey and renders it green." Oh..
7/6
2019
@DasSurma how many different domains does Reddit even connect to..woah
7/5
2019
@ChromiumDev @jaffathecake @DasSurma *Pushes service workers to prod* *service worker has a bug* *buys a new domain* @jaffathecake personally return !!Boolean(condition)=="true"? action ():void 0 @jaffathecake which one do you prefer?
6/25
2019
@jaffathecake @feakuru http203 needs another white male
6/5
2019
@_developit @jaffathecake @nomadtechie @kristoferbaxter @seldo @shubhie @stubbornella @mathias @FredKSchotthttps://t.co/lEXQTw44sn @_developit @jaffathecake @nomadtechie @kristoferbaxter @seldo @shubhie @stubbornella @mathias @FredKSchotthttps://t.co/lpwtdSHLQY
5/30
2019
@jaffathecake i got the rootDirs error to go away by setting the rootDir to src/ itself but it doesn't find dedicat… https://t.co/Cfr3P4sON0 @jaffathecake I have no idea where they are from..and are unrelated to the service worker thing. @jaffathecake i got it working but I can't figure out these 2 errors https://t.co/PGF5iWfL8B @jaffathecake are you setting me up for a "just use JavaScript" joke? @jaffathecake interface Window extends ServiceWorkerGlobalScope {} would this work? it should set the globals I gue… https://t.co/zLFoVPe5M2 @jaffathecake I guess we need to add some typings manually (for now) to supplement the webworker.d.ts till we get a -lib serviceworker flag @jaffathecake I thought so...but that means those errors i got are unexplained @jaffathecake which lead me to this https://t.co/tsKyaZRI6e @jaffathecake something somewhat relevant https://t.co/ukIAfAnEhf @jaffathecake i added "ESNext" to all the lib arrays in each tsconfig.. and the errors changed https://t.co/6fRQisQfxA @jaffathecake $ npm run build > found 32 errors what just happened... @jaffathecake <reference path=> to the lib.webworker.ts ?
5/29
2019
@jaffathecake a had i stroke
5/24
2019
@DasSurma you fell victim to the classic blunder.
5/12
2019
@DasSurma I guess you weren't wrong about the magic thing. @DasSurma how does comlink make a class constructor async? @DasSurma @kosamari he didn't even do it right lmao https://t.co/2zWYOROWxg
5/11
2019
@jaffathecake we are all machine learning on this blessed day. @jaffathecake @roshow IIRC, wasn't safari killing the worker if it was left inactive for x time? Is that expected behavior?
5/7
2019
@jaffathecake @tylergraf @_developit I like overloading but I like "*" too. Both are equally good but "*" is more explicit so there's that. @tylergraf @jaffathecake @_developit i guess setTimeout(timeout,longFunction) @jaffathecake @_developit setTimeout(function myLongTimeoutFunction(some,argument,arr,...lol){//stuff},2)
5/5
2019
@DasSurma I never made that tweet. #DontSpoilGoogleIO lol @DasSurma oh shit @DasSurma @jaffathecake @ChromiumDev Idk..you guys start going off topic and talk about this weird "JavaScript" thi… https://t.co/qi1LKLp4ea @jaffathecake @ChromiumDev @DasSurma i skip around sometimes okay? @ChromiumDev @jaffathecake @DasSurma i didn't expect the words "poo and fart noises" to be uttered in this episode.. 11/10
5/3
2019
@LeaVerou @jaffathecake they are on a first name basis. @marvinhagemeist @dan_abramov ohh that makes sense! but what about asynchronous rendering does it still work? @dan_abramov how does a hook *know* which function it is being attached to? I can't seem to wrap my head around it.
4/16
2019
@ausi @jaffathecake .... why am i not surprised lol @jaffathecake time for a new css in js library that allows setting *-colour
4/15
2019
@brexitcountdow1 nice
4/10
2019
@addyosmani what about background images from css?
4/7
2019
@DasSurma @jaffathecake i know that we can allow only certain miketypes like <input> but can we accept multiple files?
3/29
2019
@jaffathecake i need banana phones back damn @jaffathecake how's the internet
3/28
2019
@DasSurma @matthewcp @coderitual small script in <head>..dynamic preload??
3/27
2019
@jaffathecake Ferrari's websites crashed my view-source lol https://t.co/iwxIuaynCV
3/25
2019

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