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Screenwriter of Mrs. Doubtfire, some other stuff you didn't see and lots of stuff my name isn't on. Opinions are correct.

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Joined Twitter 9/13/11


@donwinslow @TomArnold Of course she did. I hope this is under investigation. @NikkiHaley @standamericanow It's not gonna happen for you now, honey. You hitched your wagon to a man you knew was… https://t.co/zrFKmn6ddP @NikkiHaley @standamericanow You knew better than to align yourself with him. You're on film knowing he was a dange… https://t.co/35zbKyPkFg @akjakalope I can't see my clothes in my closet because everything is black. With a small amount of animal print thrown in. @BillyRay5229 I don't get what they see in elected office, to be honest. It doesn't suit them. Just keep grifting i… https://t.co/75WahfGk5y
1/17
2021
I know Melania hasn't invited Jill Biden to the traditional tea and tour, but maybe Acting First Lady Lindsey Graham has?"We got it from here, kid. How much do I owe you?" #January20th https://t.co/MUE1siza5c
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerMy latest: Katie Porter is off the Financial Services Committee. We’re all worse off for it. "If you're an American… https://t.co/SKpbNLyoda
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerBREAKING—alt-right insurrectionist who stormed the Capitol **while #COVID19 positive** has been arrested by the FBI… https://t.co/H9nhXUpCtP
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerImagine not prosecuting a guy who raped your daughter because, you know, he's all done raping her now so what's the point.Yeah, @RandPaul has been a traitor for a while now... https://t.co/G2VAiH83Hz
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerLet's help @Clarke4Senate defeat this craven coward. https://t.co/OFg0mdgeLRWe've suffered a 4 year daily assault of horrifying unfathomably disgusting news while trying to live our lives.… https://t.co/YMdwMugDiYYeah, right now I think I'll ask Hillary Clinton for political advice before I'll ask James Comey.1. No vaccine is 100% effective. 2. Vaccines don’t provide immediate protection. 3. Covid vaccines may not prevent… https://t.co/4chvbogTIH
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerI see the @KellyannePolls rehabilitation tour continues, with the aid of @RealTimers and @billmaher tonight. Some… https://t.co/RcQBdwSZGu
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @debhodges1413 just the glass.So... maybe shatterproof glass in the Capitol windows? @mattmfm @MrJonCryer They think the death count is inflated. These people are in a cult.I hope her trial is televised. https://t.co/GraQv3lJQn
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @donwinslow @mtgreenee I'd love to hear the snickering amongst even her GOP colleagues. @donwinslow @mtgreenee She will not get very far with that.Lifetime SCOTUS appointments: 3 Other judicial appointments: 231 Times impeached: 2 See the problem here? Impeac… https://t.co/zzs2Rv8rHb
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerNext tine someone tells me that because I’m an actor I shouldn’t say my political opinions I am going to remind the… https://t.co/0Bfk77KlQK
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @kayleighmcenany If I were you, I'd exercise your right to remain silent.If I were you, I'd exercise your right to remain silent. https://t.co/0S0NPa0kf0Great. Now here come more people lying and saying they're vaccinated. Thanks, @RandPaul you insufferable craven hac… https://t.co/YdQD2rosCu @kushibo the 60 seconds? I tweeted the article earlier.Would Trump have declared martial law? I'm seriously asking. What do you think could've and would've happened? @HowardA_Esq I'm really asking. @MicahWardog Sadly, you're probably right.Question: The murderous lynch mob was 60 seconds away from getting Mike Pence. What if they had? Would Trump have b… https://t.co/pTjXO5pJvwAh yes, the "I don't deserve prison" defense. https://t.co/FLtO1zwlkDAppalling and frightening. We must face this and not look away. This needs to be defeated. This insurrection must… https://t.co/q4YMiMmO6P
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @laurenboebert If I were you, I'd exercise my right to remain silent. @KelleyStl40 @champnella sorry, nope. 😊 @tedcruz If I were you, I'd exercise my right to remain silent.Fact: he hates being outed as "failed screenwriter" way more than "QAnon influencer." https://t.co/2KC97Bpdu960 seconds and 100 feet is how close the lynch mob got to Mike Pence. https://t.co/oMXWaAEEH7
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerDear @vp Mike Pence: My Pillow guy is at the White House advising the president to consider martial law is a real t… https://t.co/Wm3fzkmoN4
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @champnella Awwwwww, thanks!If this is to be a complete report, you really should include that his pillows are shit. https://t.co/eOr9MRQdkE @JoeBiden @littledeekay It's so weird how it's not in all caps and not about him. @sarahcpr or the fake designer shoe industry.Lots of jokes about the My Pillow guy but ask yourself this: does anyone know who Biden’s pillow guy is? we’re abo… https://t.co/NDlAdmqv5H
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer*for what it was.
1/16
2021
@afforsyth @RexChapman amazing. @fred_guttenberg Thank you for all you've done for Jaime and America, Fred.It's crazy how much video there is of Trump telling the Big Lie, inciting violence, flirting with autocracy. Most o… https://t.co/qjvFkLHMW9Roses are red Violets are blue The My Pillow Guy knows best When you fail at a coup @JenniferJJacobs @PressSec @maggieNYT I would pay to stare mockingly at her while she does this. @IvankaTrump You should exercise your right to remain silent.Teachers need to be paid more. That should be your argument https://t.co/7aB3p1fW4H
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerSo other than the My Pillow guy, Acting First Lady Lindsey Graham and the other Trumps, who's still with him? Jenna… https://t.co/FhAcOaFDoR @RexChapman This video is the most satisfaction I've had in weeks. @akjakalope @JoJoFromJerz get its CEO into the oval again with any other president until the end of time. @RexChapman Your self-deprecation super power is not working.😊 ❤️ @StanEFairchild @AriMelber I know.COMEY is trying to SELL a book .... we are trying to SAVE a country https://t.co/EjzyIZNtpK
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerOnly 5 more nuclear war starting days till inauguration! @romn8tr @VP yes.Time to pry the NRA assets from their cold dead hands.
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @AriMelber Ask him if he STILL doesn't regret the letter. That's what we really need to hear from him. Otherwise...I like presidents who don't consult with the My Pillow guy.Dear @vp Mike Pence: My Pillow guy is at the White House advising the president to consider martial law is a real t… https://t.co/Wm3fzkmoN4My Pillow guy encouraging Trump to declare martial law... https://t.co/wL45EVS1aS
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @fred_guttenberg @BradleyWhitford "good" guys with guns are now broke guys with guns @Joyce_Karam She deserves a private cell. @RexChapman Ah!We're seeing 20,000 troops in DC to protect the nation's Capitol and you'd think we're on high alert from Russia, N… https://t.co/qvyJtfchJA
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer @RexChapman That's not a friend. @therecount James Comey is so good at being wrong. @AdamSerwer I never want to hear from him again until he admits he was wrong. Which he'll never do. @politico Even his cult knows it was a hostage video.Even his cult knows it was a "hostage video." https://t.co/CSQ8zvPj3V @Acosta Trump's departure ceremony should be nothing more than the release of a flotilla of those baby Trump balloons.I don't need to hear from James Comey right now.So the only blue lives that matter to magas are the ones who take black lives. Got it. https://t.co/LBYurcMDssHere's a lovely bit of magic from LA's own pop music maestro @bleutopia. - Golden Child [Lyric Video]… https://t.co/wNoVMt1ccU
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer60 seconds and 100 feet is how close the lynch mob got to Mike Pence. https://t.co/oMXWaAEEH7Scooplet: A Senior Admin official confirms to me that the wording that has appeared on @POTUS's schedule lately: "P… https://t.co/wM6Fdjkpy8
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerIn which @RepMattGaetz, who once brought a white supremacist Holocaust denier to a State of the Union address, make… https://t.co/1nqUDqoGKV
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerThe #MAGAterrorists were minutes and feet away from murdering Mike Pence *and* his wife and daughter but... ...tel… https://t.co/KEk94AoOAI
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerChilling: @DCPoliceDept officer Michael Fanone said on CNN that rioters went for his gun, saying “Kill him with his… https://t.co/gR11LQXar2
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerCome on. Fire her. https://t.co/FmKoALGxux
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer*ledWhat happened to Tucker Carlson as child? I mean seriously... https://t.co/K01zGurnYpI don't know how anyone can look at this story with anything other than sadness and pity. This is not normal. Peopl… https://t.co/P94t7IRife
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerIt’s not easy to be a Christian in America today but luckily there are people like Franklin Graham to make it virtu… https://t.co/N5iIJnfcrN
Retweeted by Randi Mayem SingerGot to see a preview of #SomeKindofHeaven @thevillagesfilm. Amazing nuanced storytelling, one of those docs that fe… https://t.co/xZRB1ncz6i“Why They Kneel” (WARNING: This post contains graphic images that may be disturbing to viewers. Creator wishes to… https://t.co/A3PXamRfu3
Retweeted by Randi Mayem Singer.@maddow tonight is an incredible cautionary tale about exactly how autocracy took root in Michigan and let to mass poisoning. MUST SEE.
1/15
2021
2021 so far: "Hope with dread" @RolandNake "you're barking up the wrong needle in a haystack" would be a mixed metaphor. Lauren isn't even smart enough to mix metaphors. @RolandNake A single word is not a figure of speech, though. Nor is "never follow." There is no metaphor she is mixing. Just bad writing."political censorship" aka "not following private company's terms of user agreement" https://t.co/oUVrEIo68R @DonaldJTrumpJr "political censorship," aka not following terms of user agreement with private company. @BrianElfus ❤️Me. https://t.co/RsMy6QZ3BXHe claims three members of Congress helped him, right? I wouldn't be surprised if he commits "suicide." https://t.co/xjaB1yLbOq
1/14
2021

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