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god wants me to start a foodtruck. long live Mira Tihova.

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Joined Twitter 6/9/12


know where to focus your energy 😤😤😤ps hire memy top job offers are likely coming from my friend’s gf and one of my former friendsi rly appreciate that linkedin tells you who looked at ur profilecatholic aesthetics are so sexy they don’t deserve any of it
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1/27
2020
Why do people always look at young people when a phone rings in a meeting. Lord knows millennials haven’t had their ringers on since 2010.
Retweeted by big time taychaddoja cat - boss bxtch ft. nicki minaj & azealia banks https://t.co/RAOBMLhf7w
Retweeted by big time taychadi want what they have https://t.co/1bzhMOElik
Retweeted by big time taychadthe best serial killer meme I’ve seen. https://t.co/LCPXMQkrXq
Retweeted by big time taychadanything nice i’ve ever said i take backi miss my friendsA seatbelt is the most useless thing. I’d rather jus fly thru the window
Retweeted by big time taychadi’m gonna fuckin rip https://t.co/NlKwAHbZtKI still can't get over how Keir Gilchrist is in TWO death metal bands https://t.co/AlSyROLtLd
Retweeted by big time taychad @ZekeZinnderella @yungjollyboy if he was the art, everywhere would be an art museum @JohnConnerWise take more pics of nickwaxing sesh for me, therapy sesh for my waxer
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1/26
2020
my roommate drank all my apple juice i hope she shits for nine million yearsThe poet. The poem. https://t.co/WvyvSpycEf
Retweeted by big time taychadif azealia banks was on boss bxtch with doja cat https://t.co/DbzAHEfVjl
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1/25
2020
Gabi Butler’s parents getting her back to Navarro when they found out they were shooting a season 2 #CheerNetflix https://t.co/hPHaa5Ef6M
Retweeted by big time taychad @btorialee @sagansluna @bexdoesthings sephora collection has a great cool toned one too!!https://t.co/6MiFc1OUgH I wrote about 'buy now, pay later' schemes and why they really worry me. Plus, I got to me… https://t.co/OwREDP0ZPB
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Retweeted by big time taychadthis turned me on https://t.co/4HqU3vyXYW
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1/24
2020
red necks be like “truck yeah brother”
Retweeted by big time taychadsleep paralysis but its just demonic marshmello in the corner of your bedroom https://t.co/xgd21vCCTd
Retweeted by big time taychad @kimberlandia there’s no winning here @kimberlandia i know you were so excited to lead it @JohnConnerWise the one with nick is my favi’m home no search party today https://t.co/ls5TxKImzRgoing to a concert in chicago but nobody knows so if you don’t hear from me by 3am send a search party
1/23
2020
Nickelback fan club tickets for the #AllTheRightReasons Tour are LIVE. Sign up today and get access now:… https://t.co/lClGvvcgce
Retweeted by big time taychad @yungjollyboy lmao sounds about right. you should start writing now honestly she lost wheel of fortune in like two seconds she knows nothing @yungjollyboy which one was it omgone time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time https://t.co/N2nULbpNlA
Retweeted by big time taychadI didn’t do fake or forced friendships in 2019 and I will not be entertaining that in 2020. If you’re not genuine, pls stay away from me.
Retweeted by big time taychadpeople in the 70s be like “my zodiac sign is taurus” bitch you worried about the wrong zodiac
Retweeted by big time taychadDudes really be moshing without deodorant. Bro, you're worried about the wrong pits.
Retweeted by big time taychadHe didn't have to flex this hard. https://t.co/UF2OIYlyPO
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1/22
2020
they’re committing tax fraud :) 💵🦆 💰🦔 📈🐢 💰🐀… https://t.co/NAupy3ATTi
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Retweeted by big time taychad @lolocoles bury us as we were, princesses https://t.co/ecZaCEerQw15 years ago we released All The Right Reasons. It’s about time we celebrate. All The Right Reasons Tour. Playing t… https://t.co/1LJNktIw1v
Retweeted by big time taychad @Shananagins_ @z_tory16 @Nickelback ok @z_tory16 i’m an idiot all the right reasons came out in 2005 it’s 15 years old. prediction: they’re touring for that album again @z_tory16 i looked up when their first album released (1996) and i’m like “omg 15 years” as if we weren’t BORN then and we’re 24 🙃🙃🙃 @z_tory16 @Nickelback this has me fricked up with the NUMBERS WHAT DOES THE 15 MEAN.BRAD PITT DID NOT SAY THIS WHATKSKSKS TARANTINOS FOOT FETISH NOOOO?! https://t.co/1z8wLkMLJ4
Retweeted by big time taychada roast of the 50 state flags https://t.co/syhV8G0Wgh
Retweeted by big time taychadthey’re in a group chat 📱🐛 📱🦐 📱🦕… https://t.co/yI5lboDBTk
Retweeted by big time taychad @BigTucsonDad i’m fucking screamingI’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame… https://t.co/SigNhZ7kXv #ATRR15 #NB2020 https://t.co/PuMUY0hOoo
Retweeted by big time taychad @ADHD123SUE @DanielAshley13 i was at 20 and it probably was more because i was letting a lot of “eh”s through!!! @kimberlandia ok you got me there. i’ll save the date for wednesday May 27th
1/21
2020
@kimberlandia how come you don’t do that for methis is big phoenix energy https://t.co/wLI13ycT9ZHappy Birthday 🎉 to Edgar Allan Poe! RT & follow @OriginalFunko for a chance to WIN a @booksamillion exclusive Edg… https://t.co/pOw1MtlDCY
Retweeted by big time taychadwhen both of y’all are toxic but it’s okay cuz 2 negatives equal a positive
Retweeted by big time taychadIn honor of Edgar Allan Poe’s birthday I too will be cold, distant & filled with darkness.
Retweeted by big time taychadwhats the best currency? you, a regular person: paper cash old ron paul libertarians: gold bullion chumps with… https://t.co/gcpssK8HOL
Retweeted by big time taychad @vaniaavr we took my friends dog to Devils Bridge in sedona and she LOVED IT.
1/20
2020
@urlciro @yungjollyboy i’ve been waiting since we were ALL 14. ive been here since the beginning @yungjollyboy @urlciro i’ve been waiting for this my whole life @urlciro it’s about fuckin timeSaying “product placement” when you see a name brand displayed in a movie is the equivalent of saying “horses” when… https://t.co/xuOTdsq7sU
Retweeted by big time taychadI would watch a spinoff of Alexis Rose backstory. #schittscreek https://t.co/b9UtFyJMs1
Retweeted by big time taychadPull ur weight in relationships! If he pays for your car buy him gum at the gas station. If he pays your rent make… https://t.co/GK69toMd9G
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1/19
2020
eggdog fashion show https://t.co/HWBi1PQCGB
Retweeted by big time taychadbout to get me a MAN i’m tired of waiting around on you BOYS https://t.co/NDjp4zynfL
Retweeted by big time taychadカップル用イチャつきストローの真の使い方分かった https://t.co/yqg53HdoWl
Retweeted by big time taychadA map of Phoenix- it’s pretty accurate lol https://t.co/K0xJsarR6q
Retweeted by big time taychadhow we treat raccoons vs how we treat opossums... pretty privilege
Retweeted by big time taychadRockstar by nickelback is a banger and you can’t be my friend if you disagree sorry I don’t make the rules
Retweeted by big time taychadGrimes baby ultrasound sounds like the new Bring Me The Horizon EP that just came out
Retweeted by big time taychadTrying to figure out the best way to get an emo girlfriend https://t.co/qzcfex1HAO
Retweeted by big time taychadi saw this on fb and i am absolutely inconsolable https://t.co/CZjGk7sxa4
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Retweeted by big time taychadBRO THE $ GOES BEFORE THE NUMBER NOT AFTER WHEN TALKING ABOUT MONEY YOU ALL LOOK SO DUMB
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1/18
2020
The Cure-Close To Me https://t.co/MZ2i9VwKfd
Retweeted by big time taychad @DallinEatsRice i volunteer as tribute. i get the struggle.
1/17
2020
im gonna fucking kiII myself? https://t.co/2vCwRBlLIR
Retweeted by big time taychadme interacting with the ghosts in my room https://t.co/rHAkCuUujH
Retweeted by big time taychadthink about it https://t.co/kg6Iz9Jaa5
Retweeted by big time taychadThere are only 10 types of movies. (A short thread) 1. Orange and blue action https://t.co/YwKABlrsSZ
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1/16
2020
roller buffalo will always be my favorite jackass stunt purely because of the dancingY’all are gonna try to tell me that The Circle isn’t a good show?? this shit is comedy https://t.co/9HIYDWMVRA
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1/15
2020
can somebody pls define “honeydicked” and use it in a sentence?grimes really let this guy raw dog it huh https://t.co/W0lfJ12nFL
Retweeted by big time taychad @JReneex @Rahmichiano Uber really said: https://t.co/hlQ8y0wrJU
Retweeted by big time taychadgigi hadid getting jury duty for the weinstein case on oscar nom day feels like god is playing MASH
Retweeted by big time taychadu r my peach u r my plum https://t.co/hoPCDpVUes
Retweeted by big time taychadanyone wanna date so I can break up w you on Valentine’s Day
Retweeted by big time taychadfalse alarm
1/14
2020
been giving myself lead poisoning for the last three years S/O me
1/13
2020

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