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it means "egg" in russian. panera hate account. god wants me to start a foodtruck. long live Mira Tihova.

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as her skateboarding instructor i will tearfully grind on the casket https://t.co/NCQihdeaQB
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоYou’re officially an adult when you get an ugly boyfriend
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоhttps://t.co/P0msKrPTNa
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоthis is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice, think twice before u order that latte https://t.co/b84HfIStcy
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо“we used to talk” calm down i was networking
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоda good, da bad, and da vinky
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоMILEY CYRUS Performing "Heart Of Glass" at iHeart Radio Festival 2020 https://t.co/BE6tSSkGYh
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоwas explaining “if you snooze you lose” to french husband and he said “so basically it’s if you are sleeping, fuck you”
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @kimberlandia tfti
9/25
2020
“You think you’re funny don’t you” Me: [being hilarious] https://t.co/ze317gOPyU
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоThe banana peel is one of the classic pieces of garbage
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоremembering when someone paid the DJ at oddfellows $20 to play the song i wanted to hear😔🥺 https://t.co/R4GSERSB7e
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоlove whoever came up with the idea to commemorate a cool place you visited by just flattening the fuck out of a penny
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоI love when my friends do bits and I wish they did more of them
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоnow from the top, make it drop https://t.co/JmVKYOtAi2
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоI work in corporate America—I don’t know any other way to feel. https://t.co/8Nt0gKDvb0
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9/24
2020
ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоCharcuterie boards are lunchables for adults
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоu literally have to peepee poopoo to be goth, it’s a peepee poopoo based subculture you can’t just pee and poo and call it a day
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоYour friend is murdered. Their skin was haphazardly peeled off from the forehead to the base of the neck, their fin… https://t.co/jZpShPTFp8
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоBirds: um are you ok Bats: ǝuᴉɟ ǝɹ,ǝʍ sǝʎ
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоWhen I was little I though honey came out of bees butts, then I learned it was just bee vomit. What a relief.
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоwhen chanel west coast said “hotter than some tater tots” i really felt thatoh youre a fan? spin really fast
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоYou know what...... https://t.co/vsSZCrbYGX
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоwhat more would you need https://t.co/CRx9xRV0RK
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоI don’t usually do threads but today I wanna tell y’all why these 20 seconds of footage of a kid in a blue and red… https://t.co/QEGr1JU8Ac
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоFast forward to 1983, Geeby’s graffiti friends had a hardcore punk band called Frontline and needed a new lead sing… https://t.co/jU9EfAOzw1
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоgoth girls in the 80s https://t.co/FUfpZQgYSD
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Retweeted by da vinky яйцоdo i have any friends in the UK or ireland that can buy me some @inglotireland lipstick pls 🥺🥺sep 2019 // sep 2020 https://t.co/gFIgM3SjEf https://t.co/0MODJiqnN8choose ur fighter https://t.co/1ettwc4jeO
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Retweeted by da vinky яйцоComplain about it being 115 in Phoenix https://t.co/y0HDePT2mu
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @lolocoles the “unhinged” pushes me toward saying no, but #GirlsSupportGirls made me say yesdoes everyone suck or is this a me problem
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоIt is time. https://t.co/izmbNZwmRL
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоDid you know 17 muscles are activated when youre crying?? Fitness is my passion
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоme making a deal with my inner child to put off healing for another day https://t.co/nDHndh4LVm
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоyour homies who get you from the airport have a different love for you
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоme putting water, dirt and a worm in a bottle when i was 8 https://t.co/y4nVvXGn6v
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @itsyourboycrawf the ✨musk✨
9/23
2020
i’ve said “da vinky???” out loud to nobody maybe 100 times today
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоGonna tell my kids this was Black Veil Brides https://t.co/Ogzkwq8dQk
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоLMFAOOOOOO 😂😂 https://t.co/fWdNf9PFvf
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоmy face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature..... https://t.co/aDU9SUoPkr
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоEveryday I wake up for no reason at all and play The Cure and make my day so much worse
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9/22
2020
damn yall sleep naked? what if demons tickle ur asshole
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @kimberlandia thank you mom @kimberlandia you’re in luck. that’s exactly what colorFake laughing with customers is actually a job skill, add it to your CV.
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @sassyblackdiva https://t.co/dzpIz4IZCR
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @lolocoles help i can’t stop watchingactually this is their best video https://t.co/Zd2lXMPLIy
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9/21
2020
The Da Vinky Code by Dan Brown
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоthinking about dying my eyebrows todayi long to be this free https://t.co/w1bq3RX5Y5
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @Jackiiieruiiiz IM SO JEALOUS OF THOSE SHOESda vinki ???
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @PPVinest 4.5 / 10Who tf looked at the middle finger and said “ayo this shit kinda offensive “
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Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @Conwhore68 i ~*kind of*~Mormons be sayin “you know that tattoo is permanent right” then have a kid at 18 with someone they met at byu
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоbeing in AZ is bad for my health
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9/20
2020
Crushing beers w pals today https://t.co/C9AgJRZkOP
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоThe city of Vegas owes everybody a set of tires
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоDeMarcus https://t.co/Qo9fJ7EsOh
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоY’all can’t tell me this wasn’t one of the funniest episodes https://t.co/eDoxZE2HNm
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоThis is rude as hell https://t.co/XzhvpXHCLK
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоSo y’all never seen the simple life? The amount of times she broke character in that show https://t.co/pVd28Z0zeC
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоcan’t wait for this to be all of us again someday at edc https://t.co/Nlkmh3Jg0H
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоrip rube goldberg. Your machines were insane
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @hestooprecious mines very different but i love animals wearing cowboy hats so i had to https://t.co/XlAjCG9f2p
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоLove this song wish it was played all around the world https://t.co/ta5pjnNbz2
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9/19
2020
girls be like “happy birthday to the craziest person i know” and it’s just sarah
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоdo you think my insurance covers a lobotomy
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @jodieegrace The Mortuary (early episodes)!!✨the best version of me✨ https://t.co/0uZdm3pxAd
Retweeted by da vinky яйцо @onetreetrill two words: stoop kidwhy did nobody tell me about tim burton’s harpers bazaar magazine photoshoot https://t.co/94fFD1vycy
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоLike, dudes, I hate to break it to you, that does not make you Mad Max, it makes you Lord Humungus
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоthey said a vaccine wouldn’t be ready by years end https://t.co/cFErX9RsR8
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоi listen to @tinymeatgang at work so i can catch up on my favorite topics: MMA, gaming, and rappinterest is so calming..it’s the media without the social i love it there
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9/17
2020
relax unsaved number 🤣🤣
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоWhat if we got rid of Facebook (destructive) and instead just created one big excel sheet with everyone's birthdays (helpful)?
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоIf I had to guess what the covid epicenter is in Arizona I would say the Taco Bell by ASU Tempe campus
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9/16
2020
key for work is a little plastic disc that i KNOW i’m gonna lose in two weeks“No, no, I am cool” https://t.co/PIEusHeZFU
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоi will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоI'll never forgive white people for making Joe Rogan anything more than that dude that use to host Fear Factor
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоNormalise beating customers up ❤️
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоgonna put wicked back in my vocabulary and see if that makes me happy again
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоThinkin about how I haven’t gone to the club since January :(( https://t.co/AYFTcaEWIQ
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоpain.
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9/15
2020
With every crab Rangoon that I consume, my power grows stronger
Retweeted by da vinky яйцоThe power in this meme sub-genre is frightening. https://t.co/AsO8985wSo
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9/14
2020

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