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Monkey RobbL @robbl ÜT: 33.421696,-111.980635

Software sales engineer / political crank

245 Following   134 Followers   2,550 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/19/08


In case anyone is keeping score. @CamperBeethoven Key Lime Pie album was released 30 years ago today. https://t.co/GxqghniSxg
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9/14
2018
@MojaveFoneBooth It's a place you really see the history-ignorant totalitarian impulse in all its stupid glory. A… https://t.co/ZapCrWHoAY
12/20
2018
Flowers. https://t.co/dXjFUzx4Qj
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2/7
2017
I loathe civil religion, so you can imagine my mixed feelings.Can we just move ALL statues to a "Museum of Misplaced Loyalty and Affection"?
8/15
2017
"The use of force in society is not necessary for imposing a true order on the person of man."
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4/28
2017
Worst bachelor party ever https://t.co/2ZmL0vKzSK
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLThere seems to be more energy behind the anti-Pepsi and anti-United Airlines movements than the anti-war movement at the moment.
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4/15
2017
Southwest Airlines should do one of their "Wanna Get Away?" commercials with Sean Spicer drinking a Pepsi on an United flight.
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4/13
2017
Things Trump couldn't sell: Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Ice, Trump Mortgages, Trump's American Pale Ale, Trump Airlines, Trumpcare
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3/25
2017
I want to create a device that connects social media accounts to a blood pressure monitor and shuts off Twitter for 24 hrs when BP spikes.
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3/8
2017
The modern world: when my router is rebooted the computers desperately try to connect to the neighbor’s unsecured thermostat
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2/13
2017
I used to mistake incompetence for malice, but eventually learned that something can be both.
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2/1
2016
If the strength of your democracy depends on the public blessing of an unserious clown like Trump, you really need an asteroid apocalypse.
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10/22
2016
Sometimes I think interior designers are just pranking clients who don't get the references https://t.co/xhWrqgDfM4
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10/15
2016
Mark Cuban is starting to look like Lux Interior - but not in a good way.
7/21
2016
If you close at 10:00pm, you are not permitted to use "Roadhouse" in the name of your establishment. #BigFurryHat
7/19
2016
Testing simul-posting to Twitter. (As if I ever tweet anything.) https://t.co/2Q9z502j8wThe GOP should hold a sit-in on the House floor to stop the Democrats' sit-in. Then, when they're all in one place, that's when I impact.
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6/25
2016
Dear GOP: You've got quite a mess on your hands. Fortunately, my entrance strategy is also your exit strategy. https://t.co/vkiGDPMPL9
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6/23
2016
Just bit my cheek. Super hard. I guess now I know what my tongue will be doing for the next three days.
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5/14
2016
@MojaveFoneBooth Helen, Willie, and Donnie FTW
3/18
2016
@MojaveFoneBooth Also: I felt just as much sympathetic embarrassment watching that video. @MojaveFoneBooth They can dance, if they want to.
1/19
2016
No local tax base should be forced to finance a sports stadium. It's an utter scam.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbL @KenTremendous AMEN
1/18
2015
Stumbled across a CD release called "The Essential REO Speedwagon." I assume it's just an empty plastic box.
9/28
2015
Fantastic show last night at @TheNewtonPHX w/ @arcirismusic, @HBtheBand (check that Mel Lyman!), @Q_Essar, &The Blood Feud Family Singers! ★
Retweeted by Monkey RobbL @mojavefonebooth That's my girl!
9/26
2015
You know what I like about Father's Day? There are appx. zero childless guys on Facebook posting photos of their "fur babies."
6/21
2015
Ah, cynicism. Is there any nice thing it can't ruin?
1/14
2014
Less consuming, more enjoying.Less TV, more books.
1/25
2014
Amazing that there’s still an influential political faction bent on waging more wars of choice in the Middle East. Their track record? Iraq!
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1/15
2014
Less sitting, more walking.
1/6
2014
@MojaveFoneBooth Good point. Especially on Twitter!Less talk, more listen.
1/3
2013
@MojaveFoneBooth @darwinista I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
8/22
2013
@julieslick Don't miss out on the French Meadow bakery! Great "foodie" food there.The orchard that is full of worms is also on fire, but sure, let's spend more time talking about "a few bad apples." http://t.co/P6mDQ0bbm9
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6/19
2013
Now the winner of Best Picture should dedicate the award to the drone program #Oscars
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLThis reminds me of the time Laura Bush presented at the #Oscars.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLLife of Pi started out as Calvin and Hobbes fanfic.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLI was so excited to discover I was not in the in memoriam! #Oscars
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2/25
2013
6.1: Average US adult alcohol consumption in the year 1825 in shots of 80-proof liquor per person per day
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1/28
2013
Except when the Red Sox are beating the Yankees, there are few sounds more satisfying than disappointed Boston fans.
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1/21
2012
You know who would make a good Romney veep? That Dos Equis guy.
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7/5
2012
There are many inconvenient things about being OPC. It ain't ALL fancy hats and drowning witches. #fb
6/21
2012
With the Whitehouse applauding Chen's arrival, just imagine the Champagne when Assange turns up.
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5/19
2012
After "What to Expect When You're Expecting," Lionsgate plans to adapt the instructions on the back of a package of Gas-X
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5/4
2012
@jsnell So you just got there?It is unconscionable to me that this "Fourth in Obesity" t-shirt is available only in XL and smaller: http://t.co/C2nE0Jae #fb
1/13
2011
The Genesis Flood: Why the Bible Says It Must be Local http://t.co/8gSf3ckY (via Instapaper)
12/13
2011
Dear "The 99%": When your taste in television improves, I might be more inclined to listen to your opinion on economics.Maddox: 1.3% of population will always be addicted to drugs whether they are legal or not. Ending prohibition will end violence #EndDrugWar
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLYou are the program director of the radio station in your brain.
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11/15
2011
One more test.From Blog to TwitterCorrection: Things may be looking up.New post: No, it appears we are not. http://t.co/7oKexWKCLet's try all this again.Catcher dropped the ball!Getting closer...[@Discographies vs. Loutallica: "16% The Edsel, the Titanic, New Coke, Windows Vista and Season 3 of Veronica Mars" http://t.co/ZrkUKifU]
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLTesting Drupal 7 integration with Twitter.
11/14
2011
I didn't realize non-christians could even SEE rainbows.
10/27
2011
@joelmmathis I suggest fist-pounding and profanity.
10/12
2011
G-Schmidt pressed the party button!
10/5
2011
Sometimes, I turn on the water and nothing happens. So I turn it all the way off and then on again, and it works. I reboot my shower.
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9/2
2011
@joelmmathis @lonvarscsak Hmmm. I assume you made your move before the whole suicide thing? Because I assume that was a downer...Watching Dead Poet's Society when you're already emo isn't a good idea.
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6/21
2011
"Apocalypse Now Redux"? Isn't Apocalypse Now Redux pretty much the war in Afghanistan?
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5/30
2011
The only thing I know about Baltimore I learned from TV, which is that I will definitely be horribly murdered here.
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5/24
2011
INSTANT DEBATE POLL: The winner is "Heroin," with 37%
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5/6
2011
@Acts29News #2 and #3 are @-referencing the wrong James MacDonald. Don't forget the "a"! :-)
4/29
2011
@jlakely I assume you were being ironic when re-tweeting that birther nonsense, right?For Heaven’s Sake, Please Stop Touching Armadillos http://bit.ly/m0kyXF
Retweeted by Monkey RobbL @TheBigKlosowski There are Outlook (Windows) based solutions, but I assume you're looking for something you can use on a Mac? @Chris_Moody (than=as) @Chris_Moody Not as big an existential threat than Rick Santorum...I can't take any comprehensive immigration strategy seriously without the full backing of Charo.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLWhy, no, I didn't know the #sfgiants were playing an East Coast day game when I decided to work at home today.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbL90% of everything we create, draw, or think of will be thrown away--by choice. That's just as it should be. Only the best ideas can survive.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLAccidentally caught part of an episode of "Repo Games". Today's to-do list now includes "soul laundering", "restoring faith in humanity".
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLOne of my Information Age virtues: I don't mind wiping my RSS feed clean if I fall too far behind. There are somethings I just won't know.
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4/28
2011
Jokes on you, other GOP candidates. All that extra fundraising $ Ron Paul got in 2008? Invested in gold. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLThe Ron Paul 2012 Presidential Exploratory Committee website launched today! Check it out http://www.ronpaul2012.com #tcot #tlot #ronpaul
Retweeted by Monkey RobbL"of COURSE i DEEPLY respect you as a human being!!" http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk19ovBKsT1qzw92qo1_500.gif
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLEvery employee in this chiropractic office is so cheerful. Know who else is cheerful? CULT MEMBERS. I'd like to believe that's coincidental.
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4/26
2011
@Lileks Directed by Dick Van Dyke's grandson. It was a shipwreck before it ever launched.Fugazi: 1-4 "Master craftsmen seek remodeling jobs. We work cheap!" 5-6 "Have good ideas about space." 7 "Will leave when task is complete."
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLThe Decemberists: 1-3 "Wand'ring wide, we sailed our tales..." 4-5 "...o'er the topographic ocean." 6 "Safely home, we commenced to jangle."
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4/25
2011
@NekoCase I assume the title of the painting is, "Rule 34: No exceptions."
4/22
2011
I finally listened to the King of Limbs and boy are my arms tired.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbL...and you've heard every perspective on Charlie Sheen--except Apocalypse Now's! So I fixed that: "Sheenpocalypse Now" http://is.gd/LIyG2T
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3/7
2011
Charlie Sheen just retweeted Paris Hilton, which was so harmful to the internet it went back in time and gave ENIAC herpes.
Retweeted by Monkey RobbLTonight only - Brian Eno and John Wycliffe converge on my computer. #fb
3/6
2011
@shandyland How about adding Charlie Sheen Pyramid of Greatness to the list? http://deuceofclubs.com/randumb/sheenpyramid/sheenpyramid.htm
3/4
2011
@PointForwardPro @samfoxwastaken @thejonlee Ask, and it shall be given: http://deuceofclubs.com/randumb/sheenpyramid/sheenpyramid.htmwow, it's lazy blogger day, several prominent blogs have posted The Charlie Sheen Pyramid of Greatness by @MojaveFoneBooth without credit
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3/3
2011
The Charlie Sheen Pyramid of Greatness http://ow.ly/46pjC by @MojaveFoneBooth #winning #tigerblood
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3/2
2011

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