Sign in with Twitter

Username:

From the planet of Rob Haze. 🖖🏿🤟🏿

2,507 Following   5,046 Followers   28,068 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/28/09


@robertistheMan Why did I see this and think it was a before and after picture of me?
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Wowww just had to unfollow OJ. He’s funny on twitter but give him a google and you will NOT like him anymore
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€
6/18
2019
Wow I’m a style icon https://t.co/W1ar15PZlC @raesanni You are the bestThis is how you give a parade speech! https://t.co/jKbqUXH0pDThis was a real emergency. I thought they were going to bring Drake out on the Genuwine stretcherJamal McGlour with this WCW belt!The DJ at the Raptors parade is making sure to play every song I have ever hated @Darian_Robbins @watermelondriia I don’t remember Hov saying “Child” @robertistheMan "I'm a stick a fork in y'all niggas" - DMX
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€ @robertistheMan Yo, when the DMX verse used to hit on 106 & Park, I would be so hyped. In all honesty, idk if there… https://t.co/jKl001xWUc
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€
6/17
2019
Girl gonna come out as a tree on Arbor Day. https://t.co/qZsbaHlv2T
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€And that’s all you got buddy https://t.co/gNVvmPScyXGive this man his flowers https://t.co/GXNUIORBxJ @TheRealOJ32 who is the better running back AC Slater or Al Cowlings?I’m OJ Simpson and I’ll be tweeting for Tig today
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Tomorrow I will be doing comedy at @kibitzcomedy #YearX #LARob https://t.co/LAnwcSTiydAm I the only one checking to see who is watching my story? @ddown2mars If only that security guard stopped G-EazyGentrified ass crowd not moving one bit 😐... at the Warriors’ last game at Oracle. A damn shame. https://t.co/MpISI0bSWw
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Tory Lanez stops music video after a director attempts to swap out the dark skinned chick for a light skinned woman. https://t.co/G4kZOx9LOA
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€ @robertistheMan Defending Papoose online wasn’t something I thought I would have to do today but here we are
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Shout out to my dude Alejandro Jodorowsky https://t.co/9djseVrW1SI felt bad for dude until I saw he was wearing Yeezys 🤷🏿‍♂️ https://t.co/WzFIIaXltdI love the women on this remix...but when he told DMX to turn it up I was legit scared https://t.co/yPaKM2GryRWhat do you think @TheRealOJ32 is going to post about today?When are we going to get that Dirty Money reunion we all have been waiting for???https://t.co/X6EMPVmmEy
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€I hope the Lakers get D’Angelo Russell back
6/16
2019
BASTARD, GOBLIN ( EXCLUDING ONE SONG) , WOLF, CHERRY BOMB, FLOWER BOY, IGOR: ALL SONGS WRITTEN, PRODUCED AND ARRANGED BY TYLER OKONMA.
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€ @HipHopNumbers @tylerthecreator Now how about a certain “DJs” numbers?
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Either they don’t know, they don’t show, or they don’t care about these Bots in the Hood https://t.co/FuNDrobQTi https://t.co/ErNFHokCYz @robertistheMan called this a couple years ago. Out future POTUS Mrs. West https://t.co/PNDYiorvX2
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€ @raesanni https://t.co/uazTkJtGPd @raesanni So? @raesanni He is the wackest @alex3nglish Be free, go north, follow the stars...I think she is cool with itOk this robot gonna be hovering over your bed this morning with a hockey stick https://t.co/cieexQ14wp @raesanni No 🙅🏾‍♂️And I hope to be remembered for being a virgin **eyeroll** https://t.co/edfTE5ZCVk
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€They so disrespectful to DJ Mustard https://t.co/F4XnkeaneeWhat do these songs gotta do with the Raptors, Kawhi, Basketball, LOB???
6/15
2019
Drake has the Raptors in 7The Clawwwwww https://t.co/so8ouEMaPu
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Stop putting microphones in this man’s face when he is high https://t.co/9leoBNeHR9When someone else is paying for the section https://t.co/qUjOmEexy8Confirmation that Kawhi Leonard is indeed a “fun guy”. https://t.co/kSZcBLQPOT
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Congrats to NBA Champion Jeremy Lin!!!
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Took Care 🏆 https://t.co/f3awDrmZlc
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€You light skin though? https://t.co/aG1cUeGFNjThis is a win for Norfs everywhere.
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Kawhi is the 3 Peat Slayer!!!!Foul!Buddy dressed like Cedric the Entertainer https://t.co/TnFjnER6zg
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€😅😅😅 @raesanni You wan rump with the Raptors???Cousins arm was all on IlbakaI hope I read this in the right voice https://t.co/UdrmaZsEpHMy subtext in most situations https://t.co/s6bF2xoYa1
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Where is Drake?
6/14
2019
2006: You get the best of both worlds 2009: And the Jay-Z song was on 2013: We can’t stop 2013: Don’t Step on my… https://t.co/eS8rDRklmcI’m excited to get to rock on stage w/ Adan, but this isn’t the first time, back in 2016 I did “Song Missing: Kanye… https://t.co/a8uiAyj0Tv
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€This Wednesday I’ll be at the Comedy Union! https://t.co/g8D3OoV4vv @theestallion said she watches anime so I'm interestedYesterday I got told I look like I watch anime...I hate to disapoint, but I don't.
6/12
2019
Yeah gotta wait 4 years https://t.co/BuKvJVO4CwCan we only post anniversaries of random dates in multiples of 5? I don't care if it is the 22nd aniversary of anyt… https://t.co/OeiCLCtwDm @robertistheMan He looks like Boogeyman https://t.co/tq4JTBRfxa
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€See https://t.co/w8gsAHUhYW
6/11
2019
Dear y’all: I know I’m givin y’all a lot of homework but this dude is hilarious. https://t.co/s7OdsgOI5p
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€ @McLubin Yay! Hopefully the jokes have a similar effect.Where do you apply to be an intimacy coach? https://t.co/CiUf3Bq2aYJermaine Crew https://t.co/peWPDxH4xFBoooooo https://t.co/ni7m1PsZl5Ah haaaaa! https://t.co/Xguo8BKfVeAnd sometimes you bump into @robertistheMan at the Hollywood Bowl https://t.co/6RWoli7OCt
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€
6/10
2019
Thank you to you and your entire squadron https://t.co/Y0q0kOV41fLmaoooooo https://t.co/BBqIntjkmA
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€When you have to pee and no bathroom is in sight https://t.co/HkDgqwCOrzI wish my girlfriend was raw like Nicole ScherzingerShouts out to @robertistheMan https://t.co/DXms92hWok
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€#YeSayers gotta love them https://t.co/JhVK7xt7sC @MartinUrbano That explains it @robertistheMan Omg Rob, last night I drugged you, then stole your shirt and set it on fire. Didn’t think you’d remember! 😂
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Her friend tried to give y’all the side eye then she started dancing https://t.co/VYoZwQHKgL
6/9
2019
Last night I had a dream that I let @MartinUrbano borrow a shirt and he set it on fire. Hey Martin any context would be helpful.Happy BirthdayFirst time you try to walk in class late https://t.co/jofFUJWbysI’m this guy https://t.co/hd1HOXJXaaNooooooo https://t.co/TzOGre3scqIt’s ok Raptors grow new teethToronto Raptors like a college team https://t.co/tVMQoN4dXD
6/8
2019
I can’t wait! July 31 it goes down! #Repost shermansshowcase with get_repost ・・・ Get ready to be entertained, young… https://t.co/4pzUuy261vDay 30 of getting Rob Haze to start a podcast. First and foremost imma have to ask Rob Haze to forgive me for not… https://t.co/f24ZAgGffe
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€ @netflix give @robertistheMan a special.
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€Put out a set and @Robhazenumbero1 don’t even RT it. I think it’s a troll account
6/7
2019
I’m innocent https://t.co/SsGrPDFnpVPeople keep telling me about this kid https://t.co/jGoAtztsRLWell I guess I got to put the full link to this in my biography. Enjoy #Repost @ccstandup with get_repost ・・・ You… https://t.co/1bALryMrhfYou don’t need to exercise to enjoy exercise videos. @robertistheMan #CCSUF https://t.co/7AqP9bPdjy
Retweeted by Rob HΔZ€
6/6
2019

0