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From the planet of Rob Haze.

2,495 Following   4,973 Followers   27,708 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/28/09


for observers and non observers alike, never forget this timeless Easter drip https://t.co/eJMUfQ2A2y
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryenbeyonce's diet for coachella: https://t.co/7xwB2tySBH
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen @AkaashSingh @davehelem @sirchrisdaniels @robertistheMan https://t.co/wOXSzzFKMm
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4/20
2019
HBO was reportedly in talks to air Beyoncé’s #HOMECOMING Until Netflix stepped in and dropped a bag HBO couldn't m… https://t.co/jALfauEk5W
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenYeah he showed out https://t.co/DPDW9eRk1YI just realize I code switch like Carson DailyChicago so many chances to see me this weekend! 4/19 - 8pm and 10pm (Young Hustle Show) 4/20 - 7:15, 9:15, and 11… https://t.co/CzQxnPMJzh
4/19
2019
@To_Die_FOUR It’s on my IG story IG: robhazeAyyyyeeeee https://t.co/n1kyN4MJLJIssa tweet https://t.co/ffb5TnHjRCDraaaaaaaake?I did this podcast https://t.co/f86fOpo4hi
4/18
2019
this girl gets it https://t.co/5nUVyOxpXv
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenTAKING THAT HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD https://t.co/OKSo8dRC2b
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen @Nathanmacintosh @ComedyCellarUSA 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿At one point in time it was just called #WhitePrivilege Where’d you go #whitewomen ?! #whitemaleprivilege #comedyhttps://t.co/GJLZLsGNwo
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4/17
2019
🤣 New joke alert! Join us for NICE TRY tonight as @marknorm @robertistheMan @stollemache @KevinRyanComedyhttps://t.co/EORCBNpWvr
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenHold up Giannis they have Metro PCS in Greece?The warriors are going to be good regardless
4/16
2019
#BranStark and #JaimeLannister, basically. #GOT https://t.co/Resu3Zzf3H
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenThe Mueller Report releases Thursday because no one is trying to drop the same day as BeyoncéThe person who came up with the word orangutan had fun that day.#GameOfThrones Nobody: Bran Stark: https://t.co/hAywdFMDyT
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenJaime llegando a Winterfell #GameOfThrones https://t.co/Wt1jp8UY9b
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen👑 King to King 👑 https://t.co/JYFeIoGkxXThe night’s watch: we wanna make Jon Snow Lord Commander. Jon snow: oh please no Lords of the north: we wanna m… https://t.co/XtfYrELUYJ
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenWhere is Brienne?Euron: I'm gonna put a baby inside you Cersei: https://t.co/I3ADeQVeUv
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenBran is sitting somewhere trying to find the right lighting to stare you down. A stare down only matters if they can see you.Bran be posted up ready to stare at youThis whole time they were saying King in the North I thought they were saying King OF the NorthSam: Well at least I still have my brother Danny: About that... Sam: #ThronesYall #GameofThrones https://t.co/R4iwRkwOuh
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenArya Cardi B’ed the HoundOH HOW I’VE MISSED THE DRAGONS! #GameofThrones https://t.co/zgdNcAiekM
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenArya looking like, “I want a dragon” @XBlackGemstoneX Working at Avis?Danarys got on all white stunting in the North
4/15
2019
Be gone wanna be https://t.co/hjVSCE406r @donaldglover stunted on all us. He only dances for Justice, RiRi, the Google Pixel bag, and Jamie Foxx
4/14
2019
@OverachieverDC @robertistheMan @dcimprov A1 from Day 1 🚀
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryens/o to @robertistheMan for closing out our show at the @dcimprov! Check out our podcast with Rob on Itunes, Spotify… https://t.co/8nDH5cAkkU
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4/13
2019
@khaleezy https://t.co/5TQtWAfpe7 @MrWillMiles You still my dogWhy does the “Urban version” have a forest? https://t.co/K40ZtrzkagIt's all fun and games til someone Chris Childs's you https://t.co/VMUfdKoYyE
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenI only believed this because Ronny Turief was in it randomly https://t.co/oDvaalXodZ
4/12
2019
I had so much fun last night at the @dcimprov at the @overachieverdc. @martinamini has been holding it down in DC f… https://t.co/XSvB9BZFMtbig thank you to everyone who supported our show last night. We're back May 8th w/ another all-star line up at the… https://t.co/oUwqPpoG3b
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenheyNY @LuckyJacksNYC 9pm tonight @jp_mcdade @aparnapkin @robertistheMan @silkyjumbo @DoogieHorner @wendistarling @LukeTouma & more
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenProducer: We like for comics to stay for the whole show. Me: https://t.co/tADdFmSjPJ
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen @JackeeHarry What year?Earths Kitt was out here slapping people https://t.co/fA1RQdjPBZ
4/11
2019
Happy National Sibling Day to my sister @sea_haze and my sister from another mister @frazier_no_sitcomHappy National Sibling Day to my sister @sea_haze and my sister from another mister @fraziernositcom https://t.co/XNI2KP03z2My name is Metro Boomin and I don't trust Nickelodeon https://t.co/Iv6DC0MkJB
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenMe at the beginning of 2016 Me at the end of 2016 https://t.co/NXJziujlmC
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenSome comics aren’t meant for IG close captionsTFW you think you just won Battle of the Divas. Last night battle of the Divas was so much fun. @marciasky held dow… https://t.co/rh1LC0i3JTTFW you think you just won Battle of the Divas. Last night battle of the Divas was so much fun. @MarciaBelsky held… https://t.co/Us06abGHlk @RAJonline @MatteoLane @robertistheMan @MarciaBelsky Love you so much raj!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenIf I had to only listen to billboard number 1s I would live a sad life https://t.co/7nYNy5DEYN
4/10
2019
#Repost shermansshowcase with get_repost ・・・ Dedication is one of many reasons #ShermansShowcase ran for over 4 dec… https://t.co/bZSklAEvEnThat’s extremely dope https://t.co/6GcxgIEPYxThat sounds hard https://t.co/p3lVmNtRl7You was Will or Martin? https://t.co/VHNbHFfH3iWhat movie is going to be better?
4/9
2019
@robertistheMan yeah but he got to finish his tour with his mom by court order https://t.co/HdDRNVifTu
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen @LenaWaithe why you beat up that old lady like that???What? https://t.co/oa38tCi734Some of my favorite things in no order Stand Up DC Amerie DJ Bo Martin Amini popping bottles in the club… https://t.co/c2JJVnJGpxHere it is https://t.co/QV7YWwPZHBI'm raising money for I Can’t Feel My Face. Click to Donate: https://t.co/QlTenaih9A via @gofundmeThis sounds crazy but let’s raise the money and make it happen https://t.co/PwlfUYT3ZPThis is a long shot but can @LilTunechi and @thejuelzsantana get started working on “I Can’t Feel My FACE”I've been bringing you the hits for four and a half decades, but I'm far from finished. Catch my show,… https://t.co/bCFyMDIiRs
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenI'll be bringing on some of my closest friends too like @JohnLegend, @NeYoCompound, @TrondyNewman, & @KingBach.… https://t.co/4GZdShXNXr
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenSherman’s Showcase OFFICIAL PREMIERE DATE - - JULY 31, 2019! Wednesdays at 10pm on @ifc - those that know me know I… https://t.co/PeYS5VzXD0
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenIt’s official #shermansshowcase will be on @ifc Wednesday’s starting at July 31 at 10 p.m. #Reposthttps://t.co/UZ5zKSz8nnIt’s official #shermansshowcase will be on @ifc Wednesday’s starting at July 31 at 10 p.m. #Repost shermansshowcas… https://t.co/TQzgsWrnTIThis Thursday @jp_mcdade hosts a treat of a show made just for you! Featuring @aparnapkin @robertistheManhttps://t.co/LiJWFoin3F
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenWait y’all did all this and GOT starts next week?
4/8
2019
I made @caseyJsalengo unfunny by editing his set for @shanetorres Comedy Central show. Watch it https://t.co/qC2YgrVyV4
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenToday in 2005 Keyshia Cole drops (I Just Want it) To Be Over https://t.co/Y4tQ8fr63B
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryensee he left and came back with help lol https://t.co/iriiWCkq5l
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenWho in the early 2000s had fanny packs? 🤔Important first date question: https://t.co/BoxKa4sn8h
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenNo iron should cost $179. My mama acting like she too good for the $75 cordless joint. I’m looking at these irons t… https://t.co/6d9IiFkwA0
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenDoes “live from the border” mean Party City? Fox is really out here doing the most on a budget to make the border… https://t.co/2TAauKfbL8
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen @TheWrap oh shut the fuck up. we talking bout old town road now. get this bullshit outta here
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4/6
2019
Chicago! Come see me at the Laugh Factory all weekend! https://t.co/YGvPqd6YKl🤔 https://t.co/ZaYXebC92a
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenBilly Ray Cyrus: “Baby's got a habit, diamond rings and Fendi sports bras Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports c… https://t.co/LAXiaxt3hB
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre TargaryenMan I just want my song back at this point.. https://t.co/ZrFYdczlRl
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen @_DonYan Thank you!
4/5
2019
@raesanni @robertistheMan Thank you 😭 rob I’ll see you in court
Retweeted by Rob Haze Aeondre Targaryen @MarciaBelsky @raesanni https://t.co/BGPaghnrtSHaahaahhahaha (Roman’s laugh) https://t.co/3Hhdr3Omc9
4/4
2019

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