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Darren @Roberts99D_ New York, USA

fire tweets just kidding they’re stinky

169 Following   46 Followers   748 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/5/16


@handshakeeee Absolute mad ladSo antisocial that I’d rather sit here sad and lonely than trying to meet new people
7/12
2020
This city amazes me every single day https://t.co/ErpIIM7AkJI would take a bullet for my animal crossing villagers
7/11
2020
@_ethan_________ You have helped me decide to retire early from the polka life, thank youI am dropping the punk rock lifestyle and moving to polka @MasonBrager Come to papaselling smooches hmu
7/10
2020
damn 😔https://t.co/yvAldvSGUoIf you ever need to borrow a pair of pliers, just let me know dude
7/9
2020
Yo girl like my iPhone 11 Pro Max Space Gray 256GB
7/8
2020
@vontitties City folk wouldn’t get itNobody: My 5 year old brother: Do fish have birthdays?Might straight pipe my lawn mowermom, I threw up https://t.co/enBSCige8J🔥🔥🔥twitter
7/7
2020
Good night twitter world
7/6
2020
Thinking about “every fourth word” from iCarly
7/4
2020
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7/3
2020
My secret talent is convincing myself that everyone secretly hates me and just puts up with meyea https://t.co/7RIsg3jauHIf a waiter accidentally brought me a bowl of rocks instead of chicken strips I wouldn’t say anything
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7/1
2020
@_ethan_________ I did not look at it this way, maybe it would be better for taxes to fund gamingActually on a real note, what the fuck is US Army Esports, there is probably so many better ways to spend moneyAnd y’all still think the government isn’t corrupt https://t.co/iljuhjpYX7
6/30
2020
@JayC_47 You stole my cats, give them back https://t.co/E6DAqVgOdywrong accountgod her bitmoji is so hotHi twitter dot com @deadsadie @JellyRL what game is thisAlex says hi https://t.co/6XGsqxiPE8 @deadsadie Yeah, I’ll get a number 2 no pickles with a lemonade
6/29
2020
irony https://t.co/wDngC8vk8cToday the President shared a video of people shouting “white power” and said they were “great.” Just like he did af… https://t.co/wtS2vFCMLI
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6/28
2020
If you do not want to get pregnant, simply just don’t buy pregnancy tests 😌So this dude thinks if we stop testing, and have no confirmed cases, people will stop dying? https://t.co/XkzGv3bfPA
6/26
2020
@deadsadie ok @deadsadie yeah, you’d miss me though, right?https://t.co/Iy92WJFELn
6/25
2020
This dude looks so much like a pedophile that they don’t even need a headline https://t.co/mOJAt4OrDF
Retweeted by Darren @deadsadie Watch this 🍑 💨 @deadsadie cool this 🍑 💨 @deadsadie what now
6/24
2020
Here is my cat playing with a fidget spinner https://t.co/tmDOzXhksC
Retweeted by DarrenHere’s me practicing baroque cello music on my guitar while my cat plays with the strings https://t.co/vzY5f1UCCQNeed me a girl that enjoys breathing from time to time @JayC_47 One of the few good things to come out of the year2020 is the year of fakes exposing themselves
6/23
2020
Gotta love when family tries to come at me on Facebook and the homies pull through and laugh react them to deathThe coronavirus doesn’t care if you’re tired of the coronavirus.
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6/22
2020
Shoutout to all the dudes without a good father figure today, we gonna show them what a good parent looks like
6/21
2020
Teacher: Alright, discuss this question with the person next to you. The mf sitting next to you: https://t.co/loM7soaJA2
Retweeted by DarrenAlright then leave Twitter, my guy. 👍 https://t.co/QvFok1zdMN
6/19
2020
Need a girl that’ll do this to me https://t.co/jrL9qMX1uN @spongebobtitty To me, I think it’s very important to separate art from artists, I’m sure every famous composer hun… https://t.co/ZPBzK611KW
6/18
2020
Teacher: Alright, discuss this question with the person next to you. The mf sitting next to you: https://t.co/loM7soaJA2
6/17
2020
@whouphitlike @spongebobtitty That’s lame, can I have an xboxHe’s got my vote now 👍 https://t.co/ZUvBqLihbi
6/16
2020
@vontitties @fckeveryword I wish
6/15
2020
#AllBirthdaysMatter
6/14
2020
https://t.co/HgnNWjL6UWA reminder that the current President of the United States called WWE headquarters to see if Vince was okay after t… https://t.co/YtrvMgieVT
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6/12
2020
@spongebobtitty W
6/10
2020
@Sadieisonfire goodbye sweet king
6/8
2020
@weyhey_morgan Hate geminisThese AirPods ended up getting stolen and she had to order new ones again LMFAO https://t.co/vO6qmGJZO1let’s get “all birthdays matter” trending on trump’s birthday
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6/7
2020
@handshakeeee @JellyRL hey guys
6/6
2020
Elon Musk does not have a Twitter account, anyone who claims to be the "real" Elon Musk is a fraud.
Retweeted by DarrenStand for my balls https://t.co/b3SrarTmXi24 hours later https://t.co/u6BOGbzW6A
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6/5
2020
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Retweeted by Darren @JellyRL Dancing for the snapchilling https://t.co/X3fnvfdfljhttps://t.co/I3L7xK2IiN https://t.co/LuhW4LuvhQ
6/3
2020
I made this flowchart since it seems like some of you are confused. https://t.co/zBSqHsj1PgWe need a new President.
Retweeted by Darren @deadsadie this will do https://t.co/VcKWgqWXJi
6/2
2020
and when the world needed him most, he vanished https://t.co/l55E2PiPQI
Retweeted by Darren @spongebobtitty I will mail you a textbook I stole in middle schoolI warned you guys https://t.co/yJrAGBFu5rdamn that’s crazy how right after this, they were across the street laughing at us while we were chanting https://t.co/GjL2Wkyzxi
6/1
2020
@bguy1227 very true, but change can also be made in lower levels of government too.If you are going to be this outraged with the government now but won’t vote, you are a part of the problem. To me,… https://t.co/rE2Qs6u76Phey bro, uh lick my nuts :) https://t.co/r2jfjUckQw
5/29
2020
@JellyRL double digits woo!
5/28
2020
@vontitties she look familiar
5/25
2020
damn 😔 @weyhey_morgan @whouphitlike https://t.co/3JWJJ6kJdgfuck u if u drink and drive.
Retweeted by Darrenreply if you think i’m cute ☺️ @whouphitlike @weyhey_morgan sir this is my friend not yours
5/24
2020
@weyhey_morgan No boys only like the fact that it’s almost June which means sharks show up in animal crossing
5/23
2020
@deadsadie The Craig’s going public so everyone can see my beautiful mind in action 👀👀
5/20
2020
buy to much toilet papper have to wipe my ass even after I piss now for get rid of it
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5/19
2020
Sherb appreciation post :) https://t.co/xhL4ghivPh @weyhey_morgan I have 415 hours into the game, send help @weyhey_morgan bro it’s Monday you just got them
5/18
2020

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