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i read the andromeda strain when i was in 6th grade so i’m like a scientist now

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I would make fun of him on this great website known as Twitter but he’s blocked me because he’s such a tough guy https://t.co/DU1Mjc5glUThis is perhaps the best conspiracy theory of the Trump era. https://t.co/9AQt1VeFba
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Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodJust so everyone’s clear that Larry Johnson is an anti-Semite. And for the record the only people I was advocatin… https://t.co/6FaGD70Wd2
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodWAIT DID I JUST GIVE KURT LODER MUSIC NEWS?! https://t.co/8uQdsYRHtE
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodUpdate: They didn't. https://t.co/yAHMTL1wJE
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump calls into Fox & Friends How it started How it's going https://t.co/tjjD8Ud1KE
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodThe president’s tweets don’t mean anything, his chief of staff says in court https://t.co/MRqaUYfXm7
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodThe amazing book “What It Takes,” by Richard Ben Cramer, published in 1992, reports on Biden’s struggle with his st… https://t.co/Db3cSeNFSv
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodWHAT THE FUCKING FUCK https://t.co/23wmWzotJqTed Cruz wanted to hold open a SCOTUS seat indefinitely if Clinton had won in 2016. He said it. Out loud. Now, he’s… https://t.co/l7IJty5f94
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodI am **sure** this is going to happen: "Should Joe Biden win the election, the moment he puts his hand on the Bible… https://t.co/b88zeVkyI7
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump, phoning in to Fox, makes clear disinformation by Russian intelligence on Biden isn’t enough to carry him acr… https://t.co/yyVtvZgzlZ
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodFour years ago almost to the day, Trump pledged, in his first 100 days, to ban campaign fundraising by registered f… https://t.co/bLbJvaV3AJ
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodOn Fox & Friends, Trump repeats his lie that in 2016 the Commission on Presidential Debates "stifled out" his micro… https://t.co/cvbo3K5Ykb
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodFox guest Tony Katz mocks Joe Biden for his stutter: "All you'll hear is a stuttering Vice President Joe Biden? Hav… https://t.co/zIUZEI4T4l
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodThis is the guy who assaulted a reporter, Nikki. https://t.co/5z3om1zfDA
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Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodFor once, Donald Trump is correct: I will listen to scientists. https://t.co/jmxoDn1Ezp
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodUnderstand how extreme and dangerous the GOP's argument was in this case. They asked SCOTUS to stop an order by the… https://t.co/aZem31AkHH
Retweeted by Robert Swartwoodim literally spending >$400 to fly to Dallas and vote in person because you "accidentally" flagged me as committing… https://t.co/zShyZydwjg
Retweeted by Robert Swartwoodcan't stop thinking about japanese dub al pacino https://t.co/0lGX9YhXuA
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodKamala Harris is dancing in the Florida rain. https://t.co/z2lxKMJ89e
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodPennsylvania — there are just a few hours left to register to vote online. Don’t miss your chance to make your voic… https://t.co/sh4dJTTeUg
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodThe full quote https://t.co/wQ0pfJVO0X https://t.co/D3E6YW5nouEvery time I see Glenn now I remember when he debated James Risen about Russiagate and Risen brought up all this ev… https://t.co/xESO27RiicTrump calls reporter a “criminal” for not reporting on the story of Hunter Biden dropping off an incriminating lapt… https://t.co/ikJrNpxSF7https://t.co/GzeiGUZREA https://t.co/6FwYDp02OG
10/20
2020
I did a list https://t.co/9OEeE1iUjDBreaking: Supreme Court will allow mail-in ballots to be counted in Pennsylvania if they are received three days a… https://t.co/p6ZUMT9YkB
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodThe GOP is rushing through a justice because the author of the "Shelby County v. Holder" decision isn't going along… https://t.co/ZBCXN0qfd5
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodReminds me when Tic Tac had to disavow Trump’s comments back in 2016. https://t.co/i0AfIcBPAYWhen Republicans thought Hillary was going to win, The Federalist published this oped saying Congress should abolis… https://t.co/vDyjnM3m2N
Retweeted by Robert Swartwoodthe new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call." https://t.co/NkuxsTJtxs
Retweeted by Robert Swartwood😬 https://t.co/TyiFpQwvfKWhaaaaaaaaaat? https://t.co/XThoR2T0jTThis is not the kind of editor's note you want to see in a story about yourself: "This piece has been updated with… https://t.co/jNOWhTH8Gi
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodIs the plan to withdraw Barrett’s nomination? Because if not, I’ve got the world’s tiniest violin at the ready 🎻 https://t.co/20cSwh6qM3
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump says if he wanted, he could raise $1 billion for his campaign by trading government favors for corporations f… https://t.co/mbiNJK8kwD
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodImagine running a smear campaign against the nation's top epidemiologist, weeks after contracting the deadly virus… https://t.co/KqC1Wppnr3
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump just debuted a new attack line against Biden: “He wants to listen to Dr. Fauci.”
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodAm I wrong to say that Drudge has done the best job of capturing Trump’s crazy out of any media outlet for the past… https://t.co/u958kxnqCD
Retweeted by Robert Swartwoodhttps://t.co/4bTXO71HfE https://t.co/O8RcRRPIUlPresident Trump says CNN is talking about "covid, covid, covid" all the time to try to keep people from voting. "Pe… https://t.co/a3fGYwsnmx
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodShorter Stepien: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MAKE US TALK ABOUT COVID AGAIN https://t.co/XLs6bLRAD1
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodSo.... calling people "hateful" and saying they "look down on people" is not treating them with "hate and contempt"… https://t.co/5L5SzhtnOQ
Retweeted by Robert Swartwood"Joe Biden is a criminal and he's been a criminal for a long time. And you're a criminal . . . for not reporting it… https://t.co/O6kEcWTTLr
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodA lot going on here. https://t.co/6FrVtKCEGMThis is a stunning opinion. The court holds that voters have *no due process rights at all* when their ballots are… https://t.co/prwbnOoTcY
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump’s message two weeks out, based on call with staff: -Dr. Fauci is a “disaster” who is a “bomb” every time he’s… https://t.co/VJKLKGs38k
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump: "Fauci is a disaster. If I listened to him, we’d have 500,000 deaths," before later saying it would be 700,0… https://t.co/rjjeuvJT8F
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodLOL https://t.co/6uYpvHbCkIDr. Fauci requires a security detail. Think about why that is and what it means for the country. https://t.co/yVCcTdObFQ
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodHere's what Fox's "straight news" site looks like today. If you swapped these headlines onto Breitbart, no one woul… https://t.co/FLejJ8MWUf
Retweeted by Robert Swartwood"He should be in jail,” Trump says of Biden, on campaign call meant to instill confidence.
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodIf there's one thing we know about the North Carolina Republican Party, which is campaigning furiously for Trump, i… https://t.co/J8bqXhetZU
Retweeted by Robert Swartwood😐 https://t.co/dadWb0Km78Barrett decided to overturn a $6.7M jury award to a teen allegedly raped in a jail run by ex-Sheriff David Clarke… https://t.co/kplJkQEYSZ
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodThere’s a straight up plagiarized Pizzagate rumor going around Twitter tonight. It’s incredibly specific and they j… https://t.co/CbQkEEKujN
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodJeez, after all this time Eric Trump *really* wants to get his father’s attention https://t.co/qGYsoFxcGm2016, family wedding w/ cross-section of folks, Trump was all the rage. Folks kept telling me, unsolicited, they we… https://t.co/gN5jfZsAko
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodAnd you people called ME Lurch?!? https://t.co/DuDT4IRSAh
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTucker Carlson "shoutout" on Sunday night's revival of @MillionaireTV https://t.co/OlMN6gAvfU
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodAnthony Fauci confirms the White House has stopped him from going on “many, many, many shows” to talk about COVID
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodNewsmax preempted their schedule to broadcast the president’s rally but apparently didn’t think it important to cha… https://t.co/rPQMKkkoo2
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodIf Trump had listened to the scientists early on, we would be like New Zealand and pretty much have everything open… https://t.co/08WzJhZQ9VHard to think of a worse closing message than mocking scientists but you do you sir https://t.co/RMkOp4le6Z
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodI don’t think anyone appreciates how pervasive the false claims about Biden are. At Trump rallies supporters hav… https://t.co/FMIizKB83c
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10/19
2020
If Ron Johnson cannot substantiate this deranged charge he should be censured by the Senate like Joe McCarthy was. https://t.co/vYU7KGp8LK
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodA great argument against the electoral college! None of these people’s votes will really matter. https://t.co/qkmhAM4f0l
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodCharlie Kirk is now locked out of Twitter. Or Twitter is now locked out of Charlie Kirk? 🤔 https://t.co/AxYbYrUTYLIn an effort to legitimize their reporting on Hunter Biden’s email, the NY Post asked two veteran reporters to put… https://t.co/aEeb49qkTt
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodFrom the attempt by Trump's campaign to put @GovWhitmer in danger to @RonJohnsonWI playing into a classic Russian i… https://t.co/BuldvEZWLm
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump’s October surprise is gonna be something unimaginably cruel like James O’Keefe recordings of Hunter’s AA meet… https://t.co/VpXyU0h5ub
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodBy now you’d think Republicans would come up with a more original schtick. https://t.co/u4wCTY1UVLOh my god these kids are dressed up as the cast of Schitt's Creek https://t.co/PVLwxxZPRr
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodPicked this up today at the bookstore. https://t.co/LADhqnFs6aIt was always a fait accompli that someone from Fox and someone from the GOP would start Q-Anon-ing the race with d… https://t.co/A8UmJC58VU
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodEpic levels of economic anxiety on display on the line for this <checks notes> high dollar fundraiser. https://t.co/1QAu9K2XmD
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodState of California: Please stop breaking the law CA GOP: No. Cali: Please? CA GOP: No. Cali: Carry on, then. https://t.co/45AyL6QAf6
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump taking credit for ordering a murder when his own Twitter feed on the night of the crime shows he knew nothing… https://t.co/7NmOeYU7i8
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodThe president’s campaign is inciting violence against an elected official who was just the victim of a kidnapping/a… https://t.co/e4mLTPOf0G
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodHere’s the Trump campaign making a show of attacking the press, when aides often follow up and ask to speak off th… https://t.co/a8yFcLyCqj
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodI’m still stuck on this. Why did the oldest brother from Home Improvement plagiarize Armie Hammer’s divorce announc… https://t.co/9knTuTI0Wq
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodAD WATCH: One of four distinct @joebiden campaign ads airing during @nfl games today and tomorrow is called, “The B… https://t.co/rgxh4AzQHf
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Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodActual quote from Trump in Wisconsin yesterday: "If Joe Biden gets in the radical left will shut down Wisconsin tim… https://t.co/y91Qytvg9G
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTrump literally blackmailed the leader of Ukraine as part of the smear campaign you are confusedly defending. https://t.co/uLVbAR3Ekh
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodHonored beyond words that SUSPECT won the Barry Award as Best Novel of the Decade at @Bouchercon2020. Thank you to… https://t.co/u9bltqhRJL
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodTFW the con is going great https://t.co/aWrXURItH6Party of Q. https://t.co/5ViZKCgIpN
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodToday is Puppy Bath Day, Bishop’s most dreaded day, and so he likes to hunker down behind the bed and keep a worrie… https://t.co/Ga84wRUs9MDamn https://t.co/rLksIdjSxTJohn Carpenter, the realest one. https://t.co/r8fEXJHRsb
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodJami-Lee Ross is out of Parliament after Saturday's election results https://t.co/lRo0eSIiSS The Advance NZ co-lead… https://t.co/IO4GH26CAK
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodSo brave https://t.co/Zuhcp4PHCQNot the Onion https://t.co/bTR9wH1Ro2So is the new SNL thing to have the celebrity host be in like half the skits or what?BREAKING—Chris Christie was not only hospitalized, but he was in the ICU for 7-days... and he got special VIP acces… https://t.co/NVpHA4tWsn
Retweeted by Robert SwartwoodJust in: major escalation of the 2020 sign war as volunteers complete a *30 acre* design in Tama County, IA. https://t.co/2tr9n0fduU
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10/18
2020

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