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Assessment type. Ex Assoc Ed @musicOMH, words @readdork, now looking for other outlets. Music, books, films & sporadic wit. Sings/does some socials @ChapsChoir.

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@thesidsmith @richard_littler It really is. Donโ€™t know the other one...This was the first draft of The Carpenters' Close To You https://t.co/51lgl8dNey
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11/27
2020
(And yes, thatโ€™s probably because I play records like this.)Evergreen classic. And REALLY making me miss playing records in public, which I didnโ€™t do anywhere near often enougโ€ฆ https://t.co/ePRFti9SFh
11/26
2020
Tonightโ€™s viewing #NowWatching https://t.co/Bhs8QFYtbt @braintree_ @garethcroydon Happy Birthday! @rhodri @angelbelsey https://t.co/ewqzKqDlF3 https://t.co/tNjZGPSpcA @Dr_star_T @RobOnABike In F, as in โ€˜no F in ideaโ€™"Nobody really reads music on stamps, do they?" "Nah, just lift something from somewhere". "Done." https://t.co/WIKZNGigV3
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11/25
2020
Oops. #gbbo https://t.co/LWwBiwfpKKPHEW #GBBO#GBBO https://t.co/UBKtcrrOez @accordingtoJonD Sorry to hear this. Lovely memories, thanks for sharing; what a good friend.In retrospect the highlight of this bake off series was the celebrity heads in week one. #gbbo
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Itโ€™s the final, and Dave still has the energy of a middling call centre manager, all pally with the new starters duโ€ฆ https://t.co/9UM9ZKsbk5I think I saw Colossal Dessert Tower at... Oh, whatโ€™s the point? #GBBO #GBBOFinalThere is NO ESCAPE from the Sheridan Smith Google promoted tweet #gbboMelty #gbbo https://t.co/ABWjDmF1yuCanโ€™t believe Mr Spoon made it to the final tbh #GBBOWent back to subscribing this year, after many moons away, and itโ€™s such a joy. https://t.co/mSLgMq4jH3Loved this, glad too have the opportunity to see it again. https://t.co/KdcpxI3tl9 @Gargarin [Obligatory โ€œAnd weโ€™ll have three more from them in session...โ€ joke goes here]
11/24
2020
@paulduanefilm A thousand times yes.There's other answers but I'm sorry to say they're all wrong. https://t.co/BFsZenytoh https://t.co/Npxvbk2wiA
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Thanks for all the lovely @BacklistedPod birthday messages. And to those listeners who say it's a literary podcastโ€ฆ https://t.co/6nZqRWiADN
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Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Love these pictures. @ManningOfficial so cool and stylish; Jon in Austin Powers mode, Tom dressed as Oscar Wilde, Pโ€ฆ https://t.co/BOlIa0Q9Yx
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11/23
2020
@frozenreeds @Andr6wMale @zemblamatic Tup-โ€˜ello โ€˜ello โ€˜ello Honey @JacquiWine @BrokenBiros This, this, this. Am trying to resolve it for myself by reading only non-fiction for the rest of the year.
11/22
2020
My reading has fallen into a large hole since the beginning of All Of This, and with that, @BacklistedPod. Huge bacโ€ฆ https://t.co/7xvcAP5g0pWhere Iโ€™m calling from https://t.co/5w7GQ3blHM
11/21
2020
Was chewing the cud with @Dorianlynskey and others yesterday about R.E.M. โ€“ and remembered this, from one of the moโ€ฆ https://t.co/B4l3G0DUku
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11/20
2020
@petefrasermusic I baked pitta breads for the first time earlier this year. Couldnโ€™t believe how well they turned oโ€ฆ https://t.co/FTyXnrNEl4To be honest, I never thought it would happen https://t.co/Mqwb1qgNRj#MuseumsUnlocked theme of the day: surrealism. You might not expect surrealism to rear its head in a promotion forโ€ฆ https://t.co/G2SNT6pEV0
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11/19
2020
This is very interesting on Spotify's powers of resurrection https://t.co/IxxGVnINem
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Reading is cool. Books are cool. Thatโ€™s it. Thatโ€™s the tweet ๐Ÿ“š
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”after months of muttering under my breath at people in the supermarket Iโ€™ve finally cracked https://t.co/JioTIAGT5k
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11/18
2020
all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to rouโ€ฆ https://t.co/qMmqCKmMs2
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”would love to watch an alternative lottie, rowan and hermine final #gbbo
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”No #GBBOWishing Dave the very best of luck! #gbbo !โƒ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€Left to My Own Devices, I...did: #twitterstorians, #fanstudies, #mediastudies etc.: #cfp for an edited collection oโ€ฆ https://t.co/f0oYIUmvBg
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Yellow ones, hopefully #GBBO https://t.co/yvkI2JIFjUโ€œPaul would like you to bake Wednesday.โ€ #gbboโ€œPrue would like you to bake Opposites Bread.โ€ #gbboHave the technicals reached peak ludicrous now, or is there more to come in the next series? #gbboRed Apple Falls? https://t.co/TxLlPVLcT8Lauraโ€™s Babas all come with a shot of COVID vaccine #gbbohttps://t.co/BN6wrMm9YO
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…” @Glenn__Kenny @FunCityEdition Preordered, had an order confirmation, but three weeks after release, it hasnโ€™t even been dispatched...Now we know why itโ€™s 9-to-5 percent effective https://t.co/722EhYNKVAA gift, from me to... me. Looking forward to seeing this again, one of the few films Iโ€™ve seen in an Actual Cinemaโ€ฆ https://t.co/ztTrHKCObS @PoliticsPleb @LozzaFox @MattHancock https://t.co/SH8UDT15NW
11/17
2020
Tonightโ€™s viewing... #NowWatching #Rohmer https://t.co/rAUS1suCN3A message from our owners-elect... Welcome to Wrexham AFC, @RMcElhenney and @VancityReynolds ๐Ÿฅณ ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ #WxmAFC https://t.co/ho1vV8cvry
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11/16
2020
@goodjobliz Blue Velvet, unless you forgot to mention it, in which case: Lost Highwayhttps://t.co/BjH0JWT4whSunday film club has made a #Lockdown2 return... https://t.co/4R0i0uafM0Youโ€™re a genius, @BootstrapCook. https://t.co/QMjh0mk7Rx (The SMELL in this kitchen right now...!) https://t.co/ibqwWLKJaC
11/15
2020
In a crowded field, โ€˜Name ____ that isnโ€™t _____ but feels _____โ€™ might just be the most staggeringly irritating memโ€ฆ https://t.co/PPsQs2R4Q6 @iknowthewords @thesonicyouth me: You skipped Swimsuit Issue??? also me, 30 secs later: You skipped almost all of the Kim songs??????Credit where creditโ€™s due, this deserves to be a huge (small) seller. Delighted with it. https://t.co/m5BLyz0ve5
11/14
2020
Napalm Death cover today was โ€œYou Sufferโ€. Years ago someone was going around asking bands to cover it for a big coโ€ฆ https://t.co/l4uvI52Pmj
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Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…” @edgarwright https://t.co/spzmn5u5huhttps://t.co/YQcP1J12gi https://t.co/oowtJqmB6JI am DANGEROUSLY close to pulling the trigger on this. Couldnโ€™t really afford it at the time of the first pressing. https://t.co/3APfvt6Zvn.@phoebe_bridgers originally teased the cover last week on social media https://t.co/GDfYCGZRU6
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11/13
2020
Steamed Votes https://t.co/2UNpgMvq9J
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Jon Voight, as ever reminding me why I still havenโ€™t spent the big bucks on the lovely Criterion edition of MIDNIGHT COWBOY.Well, this is still sublime https://t.co/YFxvkEbFTg @MJowen174 Or the film, where they send them all on holidayโ€œBut in the end, after a nail-biting vote count, Joe Biden proved himself to be a more worthy opponent than that alโ€ฆ https://t.co/5oZ2VNTTbaThe @Telegraph paywall is down to celebrate the paper's birthday! Which is handy because I've written this โ€“ on whyโ€ฆ https://t.co/XiJqzXnjVt
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11/11
2020
@stuartctaylor It is dessert week, after all @samantha_whates Oh, wow, this sounds greatMike Pence: https://t.co/rwA1hB3Zoi https://t.co/YblL3JdLHm
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Wow, thatโ€™s offensive. Might want to reconsider this, *Court* news? https://t.co/LByi69kDolNo live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydidโ€ฆ https://t.co/T3yRyPsPef
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…” @Andr6wMale I am seated on a forecourt, surrounded by heads and bodies. My posture is consciously congruent to theโ€ฆ https://t.co/lhib58FNXn
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”I am seated in Four Seasons Total Landscaping, surrounded by heads and bodies.For a long time, I would go to Four Seasons Total Landscaping early. https://t.co/dZJrpFCSeLLast night I dreamed I went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping again.
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…” @MrAlecBowman This jumper is amazing. Keeps getting pushed into my feed too.
11/10
2020
Has everyone already done this? https://t.co/0B5hu6xbaP
Retweeted by ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…‘ ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…”Have just heard about this movie after Beverly Knight posted that she'd recorded a song for the soundtrack, and I dโ€ฆ https://t.co/iGhuIZY82a
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11/9
2020

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