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Joined Twitter 4/5/10


At-will employment is the real cancel culture okay
Retweeted by Jonathan Stoler @HypraSeaPea @hallofegress ...huh. I've definitely never seen this before, but also you're totally right, I can't f… https://t.co/34QcWUgGDO @hallofegress wasn't it supposed to be live action, too? never could wrap my head around that
7/7
2020
The city of San Diego accidentally setting off all the fireworks at once will always be funny to me https://t.co/HTmvOjkZ4V
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7/5
2020
it is really really weird when both parties are against universal healthcare in a pandemic, defunding the police in… https://t.co/n63gthcbgR
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7/3
2020
@Jonasstyy hey Jonas, I have the same condition and received the same treatment a couple years ago. feel free to re… https://t.co/8fXB5yiFJj
7/2
2020
Adding important things to my http responses https://t.co/HSleKH9yO1
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7/1
2020
@pinnulet *scratches head* "ya'know, Mr. Armedcouple, this ceiling is really something else... My wife, she always… https://t.co/bJyTF35BiG
6/29
2020
duolingo: he is a boy me: él es un niño duolingo: she is a girl me: ella es una niña duolingo: can i make it an… https://t.co/I9aHaXOGY6
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6/28
2020
@pinnulet that’s some supreme optimism if you think I’m gonna watch 2 episodes of Dark in a row 😎
6/27
2020
LA mayor: We’re opening bars and restaurants and gyms and hair salons! LA mayor, 5 min later: Well don’t go to th… https://t.co/36iv7r4btG
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolereverything's opening up again waaaaaay too early and I don't believe it's safe, but I have to say, I'm a fan of the… https://t.co/Mq470SLNz3 @S0phieH Hey, I did some digging through old emails and it turns out I had bought it under an old Itch account back… https://t.co/LFH8jUroM6
6/25
2020
@S0phieH is swift stitch totally lost to history at this point? I loved it in its time and have been thinking about… https://t.co/905tnCYsonI think we need to stop calling it 'working from home' and start calling it 'living at work'
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerToo much pressure put on Scooby Doo to solve crimes, he is a dog pet & kiss him
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6/24
2020
cow https://t.co/g0GWR1aHZQ
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6/23
2020
Poverty can be reduced while the economy tanks because "the economy" is a code phrase for "the health of corporatio… https://t.co/iSydX7Qxul
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerAirBnB built nothing. They figured out how to steal rental housing stock & make it into hotels, priced ppl who work… https://t.co/dNLFyB22zi
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6/22
2020
@scumboochie it's... quite a position they're taking https://t.co/nuQvEcx3DXSpeed Racer (2008) https://t.co/T4YwoF2WY3I love this unnamed Adventure Time character who shows up for one episode and basically does nothing but roll aroun… https://t.co/Xp5GNZElfo @scumboochie I need someone to explain to me how zoom became the video chat platform of choice, because it sucks as… https://t.co/ohYlCFMIxX
6/19
2020
Hey all, Twitter's new voice memo feature is inaccessible to deaf and hard of hearing folks, as it doesn't currentl… https://t.co/AXS3AFslw8
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerbroke: pokemon go to the polls woke: pokemon snap this country in half
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6/18
2020
finally!! the only fps that matters, don’t @ me https://t.co/pmH9KmkwLq
6/17
2020
i don't know why it's so hard for the MFF to spend 8 million dollars. just purchase two nvidia rtx cards! pow
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6/16
2020
the Zune lasted longer than the Confederacy https://t.co/wrs8iWkYMN
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6/15
2020
i want to get a hamster!!!Just want to point out that literally everyone in Asia knew this in January, but the US official response blew it a… https://t.co/NfKPHUo8TH
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerI want to kill the idea that struggling financially in a creative industry helps you create great art or is in some… https://t.co/BAl4mJBGbM
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6/11
2020
Reminder that when you use special unicode characters in your screenname, this is what you’re doing to the feed of… https://t.co/Y3Hp6gV5xp
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6/10
2020
In 2018 LAHSA studied what it would cost to house every unhoused person in the City of LA: $657 million to ramp up… https://t.co/uOJSXEsMx2
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerEvery confederate statue is a place we could put a fiberglass dinosaur. 1. Also important historical figures 2. Al… https://t.co/1mBfHU70xR
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6/9
2020
Disney threatened to sue daycare centers with Mickey Mouse wall art, sent DMCA takedowns for pictures of legally pu… https://t.co/VxT2rPPMvg
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerdetective pikachu turn in your badge
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6/8
2020
AMERICAN PROTESTERS: *Begin adopting umbrellas as a tear gas antimeasure* GOOGLE RECAPTCHA, 2 DAYS LATER: Please i… https://t.co/fem8T3SBlI
Retweeted by Jonathan Stoler“I got 8 hours sleep last night”: • boring • congrats Karen “I slept a full police academy training course on conf… https://t.co/7lg5hrS1GU
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerI personally think it's really cool how we all went from learning how to make banana bread to learning how to aboli… https://t.co/TqdHMB6CfW
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerDefunding the police sounds radical until you realize realize we’ve been defunding education for years.
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6/7
2020
tear 👏 down👏 every 👏 confederate 👏 statue 👏 and 👏 give 👏 them 👏 to 👏 the 👏 guy 👏 on 👏 youtube 👏 who 👏 crushes 👏 stu… https://t.co/ZOa1Ft3GWJ
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerI don’t think I will ever get over the fact that at this moment in history, this era of Black Lives Matter and Me T… https://t.co/le6BYqeLOy
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerI’ve re-worked a Siri shortcut to make it even easier to record evidence of police brutality. “Hey Siri, It’s th… https://t.co/iArFQmh5aL
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6/6
2020
no LAPD officers— not the one who ran over the protestors, not the one who groped a young woman and said “you have… https://t.co/qQWxEDBe36
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerOn a personal mission to make sure the rest of the country knows they're not actually reducing the LAPD budget by $… https://t.co/6NotJ4XdBU
Retweeted by Jonathan Stoler @moonscript this is so far from the actual issues that I’m embarrassed to ask… but will there be a way to purchase… https://t.co/4UjwqeC1UIDo NOT let this shit get swept under the rug. The internet archive is home to: • many of Wikipedia's archived sour… https://t.co/Lfe0VLdaoe
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerFor my friends and followers arguing for reforms of the police instead of major defunding: ask yourself this. Have… https://t.co/9IcwnsygpR
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolercop: [beating the shit out of a guy at a Stop Beating The Shit Out Of Guys rally] why does nobody wike me :(
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6/5
2020
if u see a deaf person at a protest, here are some helpful signs!! https://t.co/o8IhRis9AU
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerYou hadn’t already trained *THE LAPD* in this???????????? https://t.co/HcNkXQuohA
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerDo not be distracted by this pocket change, this is 5% of the proposed 3 BILLION dollar budget to the LAPD. 3 BILLI… https://t.co/IPoejCqCLo
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerthis is a banal observation but it's worth saying and repeating: the curfews are a clear message that our represent… https://t.co/aSMqdBNfmN
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerKnow the difference. https://t.co/einoHMXvHn
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6/4
2020
The LA County Board of Supervisors closed the session from the public WITH NO WARNING and then passed a draconian m… https://t.co/VcMUp83F64
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerIt’s amazing the degree to which the Democratic Party is just nowhere. No plan, no solidarity, no presence, nothing.
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerPolice have now arrested over 9,300 people during 8 days of protests against racism and police brutality, reports… https://t.co/mib0DCnNs5
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerPlease don't use Zoom. You're just rewarding a fascist sympathizer who doesn't think you deserve rights. https://t.co/HAqCkRzVDj
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerThe government can suddenly turn off CitiBikes in NYC, in case you were wondering why it's still useful to own your… https://t.co/BPreEiv7jO
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerBEAUTIFUL! Heartwarming photo shows bear joining salmon for a swim in a act of solidarity https://t.co/NSLgFO0kfs
Retweeted by Jonathan Stoler2020 is so much more than just a random string of horrific events. It's decades upon decades of broken systems that… https://t.co/vhbmnxEIKW
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerthe media will let police say absolutely anything https://t.co/71xy5ssQVA
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerOver half of YOUR taxes just got looted LA You're paying for a boot on your neck, gas in your lungs, and a bullet i… https://t.co/rVQZJEPTWA
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6/3
2020
When a broken clock is right twice a day, you don’t celebrate what it does right. The clock is still broken. The g… https://t.co/G676OJ2PKM
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerDO. NOT. ORGANIZE. ON. DISCORD. Do not organize on twitter. Do not organize on Facebook. Do not organize on any ce… https://t.co/WLF0x5dmWx
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerThe fact that Los Angeles imposed a 1PM curfew today to effectively ban the sit-in protest planned for 4PM is a gro… https://t.co/tIdx0QOaLj
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerIf actual bad apples killed dozens of people, there would be a national recall of ALL apples.
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerThe cell phone camera has offered more protection to Black Americans than any law enforcement agency, court, prosec… https://t.co/vGtmNHKLCs
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerTHEY ARE GASSING ICE DETAINEES https://t.co/1VbFqxMxkj
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerMy boo’s bff posted this summery of what’s really going on in Minneapolis and it’s so clear. This is what it’s like… https://t.co/mp2Hw7rPJn
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerAny elected official who doesn’t go on record right now denouncing this escalation of violence from the Trump adm… https://t.co/eMPILdqIVD
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerthey tear gassed my neighbor INSIDE their home for sheltering protesters https://t.co/suEkeXnevD
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerFire him @ericgarcetti @MayorOfLA https://t.co/Inodgxo4cI
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerAs a bartender if I accidentally served a minor I could face a month in jail and a five figure fine, amazingly ther… https://t.co/wjlJyxNOhy
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolermass covid testing: impossible, a huge task, very expensive mobilizing national guard to deal with protests: insta… https://t.co/UC4qe6GiuA
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerDownload Signal.
Retweeted by Jonathan Stoleropen ur purse @Spotify https://t.co/sm8ArS1cRD
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6/2
2020
IF YOU TAKE PICTURES AT A PROTEST: DO NOT FORGET TO SCREENSHOT THE PICTURE AND POST THE SCREENSHOT INSTEAD. IT WIPE… https://t.co/0vaRGpU6zz
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerLess than ten weeks ago the RCMP invaded unceded Wet'suwet'en territory on behalf of a private corporation to arres… https://t.co/t8vnABJNM2
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerLA is instituting a 1 pm curfew today that they gave 40 minutes of notice for. Just say we are all under house arrest.
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerThis ain’t looting. Looting is giving us $1200 and major corporations $500 billion. Looting is one man being a tril… https://t.co/kL6gNDWZZU
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerI didn’t need more reasons to love & respect Bandcamp, but I guess we got one anyway https://t.co/yqyVvv64SXliterally are you even “allowed” to set a curfew in the early afternoon wtf https://t.co/OaZH2TpQZsEvery Dem mayor right now is like "we thank you for your peaceful protests, we've heard you, we are doing nothing t… https://t.co/z9pZvCjxux
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerHORRIFYING photos of the damage done to public property by dangerous protestors in philly yesterday... just kiddi… https://t.co/lrLn8mAlYm
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerstudies consistently show 24-40% of US police beat the shit out of their own families (2x to 4x the national averag… https://t.co/xdfPN5kc4e
Retweeted by Jonathan Stoler @tinysubversions I mean, thank goodness they’re checking account creation date too, because I’ve been on this site… https://t.co/6OEetggcrnI’m sensing a trend here https://t.co/llzt6fW7g9
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerLA suspending covid-19 testing is one of the most blatant acts of biological warfare against people of color I’ve e… https://t.co/3jS2h1ePVX
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerwhen covid came w warning, the US didn’t have enough masks, PPE, or tests. when the peaceful protests came, they we… https://t.co/faFI6EofqV
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerA semi-truck just ran over protesters in Minneapolis. I don't want to hear about looting. I do not want to hear abo… https://t.co/5mCttDLT6N
Retweeted by Jonathan Stoler @3liza hi, I am a professional web dev - happy to help, DMs are openLet us not ignore that today is the 99th anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre perpetrated by white assailants and… https://t.co/zXvb3u1jf5
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerNORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolercrazy how it’s “you have the right to peacefully protest” but when you do it’s “you have 3 minutes to disperse or y… https://t.co/2pRtENVWdU
Retweeted by Jonathan StolerWhat is happening across this country is that the police are rioting in response to attempts to hold them accountable.
Retweeted by Jonathan Stolerfellow white people: this is not time to express your struggle with what’s going on. protect black lives, shut up a… https://t.co/dTLa0grwuQ
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6/1
2020
you allowed the LAPD to use your lot on fairfax as a staging area to assault citizens yesterday wtf https://t.co/1586UhjbF2
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5/31
2020

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